Even George Soros , the billionaire financier who got his start taking from fellow Hungarian Jews during WW II as a Nazi collaborator, can make bad trade decisions from time to time or so it seems.
Word from the tabloids released on Mr. Soros' birthday, now 81 years into his pact with demons, states while frolicking in bed with one, Ms. Adriana Ferreyr, now 28 but a mere child of 23 when first this delicate morsel caught the world renoun traders eye, he stupidly blurted out that a flat valued at over $2 million he'd promised her was instead given to his new love interest, Ms. Tamiko Bolton, a pharmacist.
We can only guess the timing was anticlimactic for the voluptuous Ms. Ferreyr, a popular Portuguese child star appearing in McDonald's commericals a short decade ago.
In the ensuing row, Ms. Ferreyr alleges Geo placed his huge Hungarian hands, which are big, powerful, super-sized mitts which facilitate his tendencies to take things, firmly around her naked, yet innocent, neck in an attempt to take her life by choking her. This next part is disgusting so skip to the following paragraph if your sensibilities are easily offended. Ms. Ferreyr's life was spared when Geo experienced an unexpected orgasm even though he had not penetrated Ms. Ferreyr.
One can only assume his demons are really turned on when they see the life being squeezed out of a beautiful young woman, alabaster skin bluing and coal black eyes bulging as she was throttled there in that bed she shared with one of the world's richest men. She made her escape when he loosened his grip and he immediately fell asleep. He may be a billionaire, but he is still a man. JDM
"What I endured is easily worth 1 billion dollars, but I am only asking for 50 million dollars. He is such a repugnant reptile. And his legs, like pasty hams strung with large blue varicose veins that look like fishnet stockings. I would have never given him the time of day were he not a billionaire." Ms. Ferreyr states in her multi-million dollar law suit against the portly Mr. Soros.
Geo lawyer, William Zabel, denies Ms. Ferreyr's allegations. "You know how these young girls are. They sleep with a man, pleasuring him in multiple ways, administer high colonics, place things in all manner of bodily cavities, all the while watching Asian pornography and reruns of Glenn Beck every night for five years and they think they own the guy. You can't tell me she did not like it too! You know what they say about men with big hands. This lawsuit is frivolous!"
Zabel went on to state, "Adriana is just angry my client shorted her position and took out a long call on Ms. Bolton, 39,a pharmacist! She has introduced my client to pharmaceuticals and is more adept and comfortable with hot oil enemas! Geo has never felt better in his life."
I wish these three livers of life in the fast lane the best of luck... We don't get that kind of excitement here in Cedar Grove, Tennessee, ...... or do we? Well I am off to check the Merkins out in mother's room. God Bless.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"The only problem with rich old men is they are old and the undercarriage begins to smell of cabbage." Mother Maybolt, 1915-2008
I personally do not believe the charges and feel this may be a hit piece against rich and powerful man who has helped millions out of poverty. JDM
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