Urban Poverty Law Center

Hugo Chavez and I do not agree on much politically speaking. I believe in freedom and he is a Marxist, statist. He believes he can survive rectal cancer that has mets and chemotherapy. If he has renal failure as the news reports today, he may not need to buy that set of radial tires for his bullet proof SUV. Hell, he may not even need an "all day sucker" for any of you children of the 50's out there that remember these. Farewell, my brother. Choose your replacement carefully. Hey, with any luck, Precedent Obama will be available in Jan of 2013. And if he needs to be a citizen of Venezuela, a requirement that was waved here, I am certain his people can come up with a birth certificate that will pass muster in Caracas. Viva La Revolucion! Good luck, Hugo. You have been an inspiration to many Americans to keep our borders strong and our military alert. I wish you a painless transition to your new realm. Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Americans clinging to guns and their bibles take homage the Lord is with us. He is sending warnings to the godless ruling class in the form of earthquakes and hurricanes. It would not surprise me to witness a volcano opening up on Pennsylvania Avenue where the street is blocked off in front of the White House. A shimmie-shake and a big blow storm can be written off, but a volcano on Pennsylvania Avenue, definitely a sign, definitely! The quake was felt on Martha's vineyard where our gifted Orator with the deep baritone voice was just teeing up to play a round of golf with his usual threesome, Hugo Chavez, fresh back from Cuba with a radioactive bumho, Willie Jefferson Clinton, with his much maligned trouser snake, and Jeff Immelt, CEO and Chief Solicitor Begger for General Electric, a multi billion dollar company, that paid no income taxes in the US on $10 billions in profits last year. Come on Jeffie, get some skin in da game, man! You are an unpatriotic puke! Corporati...