Urban Poverty Law Center Weekend Rants, Do Not Read If Not Healthy Enough For Sex
President Obama is starting a 17 day vacation in Hawaii where as Jay Carney puts it, he will read books on economics and put a team of third grade Singaporeans together to advise him on how to strip 2.75% from a bloated and wasteful federal budget. The other 16.9 days will be spent frolicking on the beach, body surfing, and playing 7,344 holes of golf. According to Carney, his White House spokesman, Obama is seeking the Guinness Record for most holes of golf played by a sitting Black United States President. When the folks at Guinness assured him he had it after the first hole, Obama chided, "I don't want some nobody like Herman Cain even thinking about taking on my record." Newt Gingrich raised media brows this past week when he blurted out in an interview, "I will be the republican nominee!" Seems he did not believe what the mullahs who control our media think........."not unless we allow it!" Media panties were heard snapping in tight bunches all ...