There are few things in life more certain than debt and taxes. The inevitability of Hillary Clinton as the next president of the United States of America is not one. As Rush Limbaugh stated so brilliantly a couple of weeks ago, "Hillary cannot draw flies to an event." And here is where I think Limbaugh is wrong, dead wrong.
While it is true there is no energy in the campaign. Everyone is going through the motions but there is no fire in belly of the Clinton supporter, if you exclude the liberal media, but I repeat myself and liberal hollywood, again redundant. Where is the excitement? Where is the passion? Where is the romance? Most people in America would rather have a root canal than attend a Hillary Clinton rally. Hell, Goldman Sachs even paid her $600,000 to limit her speech to 20 minutes.
Hillary Clinton has the charisma of house fly, the charm of poison ivy, the personality of a wart, and the empathy of a dish of beluga caviar left out in the sun at a fundraiser in the Hamptons all afternoon. Her voice is annoying. Her politics are dunder headed. She is a political dullard.
If one could place John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Bob Dole in a huge blender and whirl them up and pour them into a mold shaped like Hillary and shock the goo back to life, this terrible combination of republican presidential candidates would still be better suited for the presidency than Hillary Clinton. She is the weakest candidate nominated by either party, ever!
She is inept. She is shallow. She is selfish. She is aloof. She is ill. She will lie when everyone knows she is lying and do it with a strait face, knowing full well the sycophants of the press will cover for her. These fawning fools in the press fall all over themselves trying desparately to gain the queen's attention and favor.
A sickly Hillary Clinton has to postpone a phony press conference due to a coughing fit and the press dutifully blame the pollen counts in Ohio. But, I have another possible explanation for her fits of coughing and choking.
Could Hillary be choking on her own queefs? Would it be reasonable to suggest the old grey queef maker ain't as fresh as it used to be? Now I may be labeled a mysogynist for my suggestion, but when one of the great drawing point of Hillary's candidacy is her special gender, which she shares with over 3.5 billion others in the world making it not quite as rare and special as she would like us to believe, she must be willing to take any and all criticism like the man she is running against.
What great hold does the queen hold over the press? It's certainly not her ability as a leader, for she has tried numerous times over the past 30 years to gain one success, and aside from selling nothing but influence to billionaire fools and equally corrupt pols all over the world she has not a single great accomplishment to her credit.
The press fell out laughing at Donald Trump's tiny hands implying his penis might not be Huge! If the press was fair and gave Mrs. Clinton's genitalia equal time, then the freshness and tautenicity must, by rights, come to the forefront during any presidential election. Afterall, who among us does not celebrate Huge and fresh and taut in this day and age of sexual freedom? I suspect Mrs. Clinton would not pass the sniff nor the taut test at her age. But noone will go there, and for good reason.
I dare every voter to vote for the candidate you would most like to see having sexual relations with their husband or wife, Bill and Hillary Clinton or Donald and Melania Trump. No contest, congratulations President Trump. With this challenge even Bill Clinton would vote for Trump.
She is such a weak candidate I believe she cannot win without some serious voter fraud. Hillary Clinton is a single birthday candle viewed from a mile away, whereas Donald Trump is a super nova.
HIllary Clinton is dull, dimwitted, disgurntled, demeaning, disinguenuous, demanding, deathly ill and damaged goods.
She may not know what (C) means in a State Document, but she sure as hell knows what ($) means and this is the only thing she pays any attention to in her life.
Hillary Clinton is a greedy politician and has never committed a selfless act in her life.
She is wrong for America, wrong for the world, and wrong for the solar system.
Globing warming is nothing compared to what Hillary Clinton would do to the world should she be elected. Here's hoping my predictions come to pass and in November we have wisely elected Donald J. Trump to replace the failed Obama.
I am
JDM PUPLC
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Saturday, September 10, 2016
Monday, September 5, 2016
The Media Is Lost
That odor we are smelling across the fruited plain is what one gets when both political parties connive to fleece its citizens. Oh, they are not stupid enough to kill the goose that lays the golden egg, but the goose is in a coma and on life support. NAFTA, TPP, and decades of poorly thought out trade agreements and a foreign policy seemingly planned by preschoolers has left us out of money, out of talent in our highest reaches of government, and the hope for ever making America great again are fading like Hillary Clinton's favorables with West Virginia coal miners.
The rot from the head of that fat-assed fish in Washington, DC threatens to destroy our nation. Some of the brilliant proposals and actions from our leadership include:
Our economy is stuck in the bog humming along at a fantastic clip of 1% growth even with cooked numbers. Hillary's solution-bring in a million muslims and put American coal miners and the other 95 million Americans out of the work force building marvelous mosques! Hire more law enforcement to track the muslim terrorists. Hire more at justice to prosecute Native born whites who speak evil or despairingly of the new settlers.
Hey Hillary, you incredibly corrupt politician, if you want to bring more people into America what about bringing the American Indian back and right the wrong your party wrought against them in the 1820's when your Democrat party decided to make war on the Cherokee and every other native tribe in this land. And what about your treatment of former slaves?
Why are these people of color stacked like cord wood on top of each other in our nations inner cities where you provide them with substandard housing, cell phones, shitty educations, unlimited abortion on demand, and just enough money to feed and house themselves. The only time you pay any attention to these people is when you need their votes to maintain your power.
And what about the government media wall street merry-go-round? Is it right for the Clintons to earn $250 million dollars for making speeches in front of bankers and hedge fund managers? Is it right for every media outlet to shill for the democrat candidate? Is there anyone in the media that believes Hillary and Bill Clinton are honest? Really, CNN, really?
Hillary Clinton used a private server to underground her work as a double agent. Sure she was hired as the Secretary of State, but her true allegiance was to the Clinton Criminal Foundation. Pay for play was never before parlayed into the kinds of money this snake and her mate have amassed. Sure she spouts the platitudes we have expected from our politicians, help the little guy, stamp out poverty, tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are rich no more, but after the election, the same old game is played among the media elites, the political elites, and the moneyed elites. Business as usual. An insiders game to tapping and draining the US Treasury.
Hillary has a plan for the economy, the federal government's economy, raise taxes! That's right raise taxes on an already struggling economy with 95 million out of the work force and employers who are struggling with Obamacare which is a joke. It is not insurance it is a tax. It should be thrown out with the Obama's and the Clintons, and burned and a monument should be put up at Obama's Library condemning him for this act of violence against the American worker. Obamacare is what you get with unopposed democrat rule. Dying cities like Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, is what you get with unopposed democrat rule.
Tax the rich, feed the poor, til there are, rich no more. I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do. Unlike the verse in the song, I do know what to do.
First forget electing Hillary Clinton to Obama's third term on steroids and feminine hygiene products! She must be sent to the glue factory. From her actions and her interviews with the FBI it is clear she is not a good fit for commander in chief. In fact she is the worst candidate since Harding. Her mind is slipping from age and alcohol and a very serious head injury. Her husband is a serial womanizer who often is said to have taken women whom did not fully consent to his penetrative advances, I am not saying it was rape, since someone above the law, like our Bill, is incapable of it. However, I feel sure the women involved would not be able to tell you the difference in how the tacky presentation of his crooked little penile projection into her previously private pelvic space was any different than a rape. But the law is a funny thing, technically speaking.
When is a rape not a rape? When Bill Clinton's penis was the projectile. When is sexual harassment not sexual harassment? When Bill Clinton's penis is the subject. When is lying to congress and the FBI under oath not perjury? When Hillary Clinton is the witness. When is scrubbing your server and not carefully handling classified documents not a crime under section 2 level 69 of the United States Code? When Hillary Clinton is the perp.
One word of advice to the Media. If you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas. The Clintons have tarnished your reputations and you stupid bastards will never be able to get that back.
That a good number of the American people have rallied around Donald Trump, rejecting the 24/7 365 calls for his defeat, is proof you have lost all credibility.
Look at what you have become, media, enablers to the greatest grifters and criminals of our times. I know your mothers would not be proud of you.
You STINK! Oooough that smell, the smell of corruption is all around you.
I am
JDM PUPLC
The rot from the head of that fat-assed fish in Washington, DC threatens to destroy our nation. Some of the brilliant proposals and actions from our leadership include:
Our economy is stuck in the bog humming along at a fantastic clip of 1% growth even with cooked numbers. Hillary's solution-bring in a million muslims and put American coal miners and the other 95 million Americans out of the work force building marvelous mosques! Hire more law enforcement to track the muslim terrorists. Hire more at justice to prosecute Native born whites who speak evil or despairingly of the new settlers.
Hey Hillary, you incredibly corrupt politician, if you want to bring more people into America what about bringing the American Indian back and right the wrong your party wrought against them in the 1820's when your Democrat party decided to make war on the Cherokee and every other native tribe in this land. And what about your treatment of former slaves?
Why are these people of color stacked like cord wood on top of each other in our nations inner cities where you provide them with substandard housing, cell phones, shitty educations, unlimited abortion on demand, and just enough money to feed and house themselves. The only time you pay any attention to these people is when you need their votes to maintain your power.
And what about the government media wall street merry-go-round? Is it right for the Clintons to earn $250 million dollars for making speeches in front of bankers and hedge fund managers? Is it right for every media outlet to shill for the democrat candidate? Is there anyone in the media that believes Hillary and Bill Clinton are honest? Really, CNN, really?
Hillary Clinton used a private server to underground her work as a double agent. Sure she was hired as the Secretary of State, but her true allegiance was to the Clinton Criminal Foundation. Pay for play was never before parlayed into the kinds of money this snake and her mate have amassed. Sure she spouts the platitudes we have expected from our politicians, help the little guy, stamp out poverty, tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are rich no more, but after the election, the same old game is played among the media elites, the political elites, and the moneyed elites. Business as usual. An insiders game to tapping and draining the US Treasury.
Hillary has a plan for the economy, the federal government's economy, raise taxes! That's right raise taxes on an already struggling economy with 95 million out of the work force and employers who are struggling with Obamacare which is a joke. It is not insurance it is a tax. It should be thrown out with the Obama's and the Clintons, and burned and a monument should be put up at Obama's Library condemning him for this act of violence against the American worker. Obamacare is what you get with unopposed democrat rule. Dying cities like Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, is what you get with unopposed democrat rule.
Tax the rich, feed the poor, til there are, rich no more. I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do. Unlike the verse in the song, I do know what to do.
First forget electing Hillary Clinton to Obama's third term on steroids and feminine hygiene products! She must be sent to the glue factory. From her actions and her interviews with the FBI it is clear she is not a good fit for commander in chief. In fact she is the worst candidate since Harding. Her mind is slipping from age and alcohol and a very serious head injury. Her husband is a serial womanizer who often is said to have taken women whom did not fully consent to his penetrative advances, I am not saying it was rape, since someone above the law, like our Bill, is incapable of it. However, I feel sure the women involved would not be able to tell you the difference in how the tacky presentation of his crooked little penile projection into her previously private pelvic space was any different than a rape. But the law is a funny thing, technically speaking.
When is a rape not a rape? When Bill Clinton's penis was the projectile. When is sexual harassment not sexual harassment? When Bill Clinton's penis is the subject. When is lying to congress and the FBI under oath not perjury? When Hillary Clinton is the witness. When is scrubbing your server and not carefully handling classified documents not a crime under section 2 level 69 of the United States Code? When Hillary Clinton is the perp.
One word of advice to the Media. If you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas. The Clintons have tarnished your reputations and you stupid bastards will never be able to get that back.
That a good number of the American people have rallied around Donald Trump, rejecting the 24/7 365 calls for his defeat, is proof you have lost all credibility.
Look at what you have become, media, enablers to the greatest grifters and criminals of our times. I know your mothers would not be proud of you.
You STINK! Oooough that smell, the smell of corruption is all around you.
I am
JDM PUPLC
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Who Was This Hillary?
Hillary Rodham grew up in the 60's attended some of the best colleges when White Privilege was the American way, met a handsome, bright, oversexed Arkansas boy named William Jefferson Clinton, fell in love with his prospects and plotted her climb to the top by riding Bill Clinton like a rented mule. To Little Rock, the Rose Law Firm, to Washington, D.C. as first lassie, in charge of Bimbo Relations and the FBI files, and revamping America's Health Care system with not a bit of experience but lots of hubris.
And now she has taken it to the top where she is running like a scalded dog for the top office in the land, for the second time after losing the first to a community organizer with less talent for governing than my goldfish, Ernest, Barack Hussein Obama. To lose to such a looser is a lot of crow to eat. I did not realize crow was so fattening.
Her current run has been plagued by setbacks and disappointments by the scores when a stodgy old communist named Bernie has by all appearances shown the American public that this fair haired girl, America's most talented politician, could be beat by just about anybody. And here is the problem. Hillary Clinton has nothing to offer America. She is a greedy, self-absorbed hedonist, who is in love with herself. To suggest she is other than mentally ill would be kind. She does not play well with others whom she deems her inferiors, and worships money and power above all else.
Hillary's contribution to the world as Secretary of State, includes too many failures to list. Benghazi is perhaps the most egregious. The destabilization of the Middle East is perhaps another, and the Iran money and nuclear bomb give away is perhaps the most destructive in the long run. The dogs of hell have been unleashed in the world because every third rate hacker has access to America's top secret emails thanks to this genius's plan to hide her true colors and secret Clinton Foundation grifting from the government with her home server.
Well, Mrs. C., you may have hidden your dealings from the American Government and the people with your ill conceived home based server, but our enemies know you by that that you wished to conceal.
That President Obama still sides with you is only a testimony that his administration must take responsibility for your stupidity and his administrations lack of oversight but how was he to know you were a fool? And that is Obama's only defense, albeit a weak one.
So who was this Hillary Rodham Clinton.
She is a failed politico running a doomed campaign, barely able to beat a weak primary opponent even with a rigged super delegates scheme, and just a woman whose ambition and greed got ahead of her plans.
Hillary Clinton was just Bill Clinton's wife, and that is all you have to know about her to know she is unfit for any office.
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
And now she has taken it to the top where she is running like a scalded dog for the top office in the land, for the second time after losing the first to a community organizer with less talent for governing than my goldfish, Ernest, Barack Hussein Obama. To lose to such a looser is a lot of crow to eat. I did not realize crow was so fattening.
Her current run has been plagued by setbacks and disappointments by the scores when a stodgy old communist named Bernie has by all appearances shown the American public that this fair haired girl, America's most talented politician, could be beat by just about anybody. And here is the problem. Hillary Clinton has nothing to offer America. She is a greedy, self-absorbed hedonist, who is in love with herself. To suggest she is other than mentally ill would be kind. She does not play well with others whom she deems her inferiors, and worships money and power above all else.
Hillary's contribution to the world as Secretary of State, includes too many failures to list. Benghazi is perhaps the most egregious. The destabilization of the Middle East is perhaps another, and the Iran money and nuclear bomb give away is perhaps the most destructive in the long run. The dogs of hell have been unleashed in the world because every third rate hacker has access to America's top secret emails thanks to this genius's plan to hide her true colors and secret Clinton Foundation grifting from the government with her home server.
Well, Mrs. C., you may have hidden your dealings from the American Government and the people with your ill conceived home based server, but our enemies know you by that that you wished to conceal.
That President Obama still sides with you is only a testimony that his administration must take responsibility for your stupidity and his administrations lack of oversight but how was he to know you were a fool? And that is Obama's only defense, albeit a weak one.
So who was this Hillary Rodham Clinton.
She is a failed politico running a doomed campaign, barely able to beat a weak primary opponent even with a rigged super delegates scheme, and just a woman whose ambition and greed got ahead of her plans.
Hillary Clinton was just Bill Clinton's wife, and that is all you have to know about her to know she is unfit for any office.
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Chinese Year Of The WASP. Trump Soars. Hillary Roars. Obama Frees The Trannys. Michelle Goes Back To Target! Jon Stewart Fires A Blank At Trump.
It is year 5,725 in China. Over twice our paltry 2016, over here in the West, and the Chinese and America are celebrating the Year of the WASP. Not the stinging insect, but the man whom the former host of "The Daily Show", John Stewart, or is it Jon?, the cute spelling, pulled his nose out of Hillary's large gluteal folds just long enough to hurl a racial epithet at American businessman and presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump, a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. And the liberal media exclaims those famous words heard round the world uttered by the great African explorer whose name I do not recall-"Egads, a white man!"
And this is the rub. White and religious is the new black of the 50's. Discrimination works both ways. If we do not watch out we will have separate bathrooms, "whites only" signs will rear their ugly heads again. Whites only water fountains and waiting rooms could be just around the corner, if Hillary and the progressives continue this march towards oppression of the WASP!
Lebovitz, a second generation, luke warm American, and former funny man who once bragged he had swallowed more semen than the North Sea and Monica Lewinsky combined, referred to the next president as "a boiled ham with a bad comb-over". That is funny, little man, but I will counter your humor and your vote with my vote. And millions of Americans will rise up out of this nation that was built out of hard work and a Judaeo-Christian foundation, and rebuke your racism and intolerance of those who cling to their guns and bibles. You worship your false god, government, with its false idols of sexual promiscuity and global warming and we will go to church.
Liberalism is racism. Your barbs at Donald Trump are ill conceived and childish. Trump's real name is "Mr. Fucface"? Who is writing this for you. Bill Clinton?
Anyway, my suggestion for you is to go back under H's skirt and grow your little man beard and learn to shoot a gun and pray to your gods that Mr. FF is elected president because we are going to need a principled man, a real man in charge of this failing country in a very dangerous world which was massively destabilized by the irrefutable incompetence of Obama and Hillary.
Seven years of our First eunuch president, who by the way is black and effeminate because his father abandoned him and he had no roll models, has taken us from Reagan to vegan.
And Hillary Clinton, having sold everything she could out of State, would only continue her sell out of all Americans to the highest bidder to the phony Clinton Foundation.
So John, or Jon pull Soro's penis out of your bungho and stop being a racist. Americans, WASPS, do not want the treatment this government is known for and has practiced for a century and a half against native Americans, black Americans, and now it has reared its ugly head and is trying the same thing with White Americans. There will be a push back because there are still a few men left out in fly over country.
Voting blocks coalesce to vote one's or the groups self interest. And shut up about White Privilege. I'm sorry I spent my youth in college depriving some under achiever from my position, but I worked for my education, and was in the library while my poor underprivileged brothers smoked weed and chased bitches.
Meth is whitey's crack cocaine, and is the governments attempt to steal America, So Hillary can sell it. Good luck with that.
In election news, Trump won in Oregon besting the other two non candidates two to one. Hillary Roars back against the weak white man Bernie Sanders with a half point win in Kentucky, but she was thrown down the shitter by the voters in Oregon, who rejected the fat one with the dry vagina by a margin of 2 to 1.
If Hillary was such a great candidate don't you think we would know it by now? Trump, "the boiled ham with a bad comb over", beat back 16 really good contenders with real hair and was the nominee by last month and Mrs. Waddle Twaddle Crooked Coughie Hillary cannot seem to close the deal against an aging senile white communist.
Hell, if Biden had run the convention would have been contested, and Hillary would be back in Chappaqua trying to coral Billy's crooked penis which is starting to look like a rolled up slice of honey glazed ham cloaked in cotton that has been left out on a warm Sunday afternoon picnic table far too long. The Clintons have not aged very well.
It is like Mark Twain sorta said: "They were young and in love once, but my, how they got over it!"
And finally Obama has done what he wanted to do to fundamentally transform America with his school lunch and school bathroom decrees. Now the federal government decides what you eat and where you can shit. Anywhere! What glorious fools these Obama's are! That America could tolerate this level of incompetence for this long speaks well for our patience, but not so well for our intellect. But for now at least our first couple can comfortably go to any Target and Michelle can go to the the men's room and the president can sit with the lassies with his nature call and the world and America are better places.
Trannys rule and Bible clingers drool!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
And this is the rub. White and religious is the new black of the 50's. Discrimination works both ways. If we do not watch out we will have separate bathrooms, "whites only" signs will rear their ugly heads again. Whites only water fountains and waiting rooms could be just around the corner, if Hillary and the progressives continue this march towards oppression of the WASP!
Lebovitz, a second generation, luke warm American, and former funny man who once bragged he had swallowed more semen than the North Sea and Monica Lewinsky combined, referred to the next president as "a boiled ham with a bad comb-over". That is funny, little man, but I will counter your humor and your vote with my vote. And millions of Americans will rise up out of this nation that was built out of hard work and a Judaeo-Christian foundation, and rebuke your racism and intolerance of those who cling to their guns and bibles. You worship your false god, government, with its false idols of sexual promiscuity and global warming and we will go to church.
Liberalism is racism. Your barbs at Donald Trump are ill conceived and childish. Trump's real name is "Mr. Fucface"? Who is writing this for you. Bill Clinton?
Anyway, my suggestion for you is to go back under H's skirt and grow your little man beard and learn to shoot a gun and pray to your gods that Mr. FF is elected president because we are going to need a principled man, a real man in charge of this failing country in a very dangerous world which was massively destabilized by the irrefutable incompetence of Obama and Hillary.
Seven years of our First eunuch president, who by the way is black and effeminate because his father abandoned him and he had no roll models, has taken us from Reagan to vegan.
And Hillary Clinton, having sold everything she could out of State, would only continue her sell out of all Americans to the highest bidder to the phony Clinton Foundation.
So John, or Jon pull Soro's penis out of your bungho and stop being a racist. Americans, WASPS, do not want the treatment this government is known for and has practiced for a century and a half against native Americans, black Americans, and now it has reared its ugly head and is trying the same thing with White Americans. There will be a push back because there are still a few men left out in fly over country.
Voting blocks coalesce to vote one's or the groups self interest. And shut up about White Privilege. I'm sorry I spent my youth in college depriving some under achiever from my position, but I worked for my education, and was in the library while my poor underprivileged brothers smoked weed and chased bitches.
Meth is whitey's crack cocaine, and is the governments attempt to steal America, So Hillary can sell it. Good luck with that.
In election news, Trump won in Oregon besting the other two non candidates two to one. Hillary Roars back against the weak white man Bernie Sanders with a half point win in Kentucky, but she was thrown down the shitter by the voters in Oregon, who rejected the fat one with the dry vagina by a margin of 2 to 1.
If Hillary was such a great candidate don't you think we would know it by now? Trump, "the boiled ham with a bad comb over", beat back 16 really good contenders with real hair and was the nominee by last month and Mrs. Waddle Twaddle Crooked Coughie Hillary cannot seem to close the deal against an aging senile white communist.
Hell, if Biden had run the convention would have been contested, and Hillary would be back in Chappaqua trying to coral Billy's crooked penis which is starting to look like a rolled up slice of honey glazed ham cloaked in cotton that has been left out on a warm Sunday afternoon picnic table far too long. The Clintons have not aged very well.
It is like Mark Twain sorta said: "They were young and in love once, but my, how they got over it!"
And finally Obama has done what he wanted to do to fundamentally transform America with his school lunch and school bathroom decrees. Now the federal government decides what you eat and where you can shit. Anywhere! What glorious fools these Obama's are! That America could tolerate this level of incompetence for this long speaks well for our patience, but not so well for our intellect. But for now at least our first couple can comfortably go to any Target and Michelle can go to the the men's room and the president can sit with the lassies with his nature call and the world and America are better places.
Trannys rule and Bible clingers drool!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
How Hillary Clinton's Campaign And The Media's Backing Is Futile: Greatest Metaphor Ever!
Words out, the decisive Hillary Clinton caucus victory in Nevada was contrived by a last minute union push to deny Bernie Sanders his due. That is pitiful given the poor turn out for the caucus in Nevada which portends a huge enthusiasm gap for the inevitable and unstoppable goliath, colossus, Secretary Clinton, whose sagging pole numbers are equaled only by her sagging facial epidermis. Her victories thus far are frauds. How far is the DNC willing to carry this fraud for a candidate who is clearly unpopular with her party and the regular people out in fly-over country? Will they stuff the vote in November?
The relationship between the fawning Clinton Press and her wooden, uninspiring campaign is like watching a sick beached whale floundering on the shores, and a bunch of PETA volunteers working feverishly to keep the whale wet by dousing it with buckets and buckets of fresh water and then hauling the beast out to deeper water only to have it beach again. The press cannot keep the colossus, Hillary, the Whale, afloat no matter how much fresh water it casts on the beast. She cannot be freshened up. She is too old and too stiff, and not hip enough to appeal to anyone but those born before 1965.
Her lies have cost her greatly. Her husband is an albatross around her wrinkled neck. His woman problem is her woman problem. Unlike Mrs. Crosby, Hillary does not enjoy plausible deniability for Billy's peccadilloes. She was and is the great enabler. It was their deal.
In sum, the campaign is beached and it will be a whale of a job to get it back on track. Is it time for the democrats to indite her and get this problem out of the way so Biden or Jeb can run in her place?
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
The relationship between the fawning Clinton Press and her wooden, uninspiring campaign is like watching a sick beached whale floundering on the shores, and a bunch of PETA volunteers working feverishly to keep the whale wet by dousing it with buckets and buckets of fresh water and then hauling the beast out to deeper water only to have it beach again. The press cannot keep the colossus, Hillary, the Whale, afloat no matter how much fresh water it casts on the beast. She cannot be freshened up. She is too old and too stiff, and not hip enough to appeal to anyone but those born before 1965.
Her lies have cost her greatly. Her husband is an albatross around her wrinkled neck. His woman problem is her woman problem. Unlike Mrs. Crosby, Hillary does not enjoy plausible deniability for Billy's peccadilloes. She was and is the great enabler. It was their deal.
In sum, the campaign is beached and it will be a whale of a job to get it back on track. Is it time for the democrats to indite her and get this problem out of the way so Biden or Jeb can run in her place?
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Headline New Hampshire Primary: Hillary Beats Trump, 38% to 35%!
Well our Yankee candle burning cousins to the far Northeast have spoken. They have Hillary ,the Colossus, Clinton besting Trump by 3 percentage points. It is clear from these results that the Vajaja slipped by in a heated race to the finish line winning by a hair, one pantsuit worn grey kinky hair.
Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton!
As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!"
Congratulations go out to the Colossus.
Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever!
Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a campaign that purchases feminine hygiene products by the railcar load.
And watching former president Bill Clinton pimp his political pussy in its and his current condition is laughably sad. He looks as though some young intern successfully drained him of his precious bodily fluids. His voice is craggy and his hands shake like a madman at the crap table.
The former first daughter, Chelsea, pregnant again at 35, has inherited, not only her mother's powerful Vajage, but also her wooden and stiff public persona. I predict she will go far in politics if she could get off her back and stop dropping children out of her fun box long enough to chose a position other than missionary or doggie on the issues.
I admire this woman who recently admitted though she has tried and tried she cannot find the will to harbor her parent's "love of money!" For this I am grateful.
I am just waiting for the Clinton Foundation to give it all to charity not just the 14%.
I am
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton!
As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!"
Congratulations go out to the Colossus.
Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever!
Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a campaign that purchases feminine hygiene products by the railcar load.
And watching former president Bill Clinton pimp his political pussy in its and his current condition is laughably sad. He looks as though some young intern successfully drained him of his precious bodily fluids. His voice is craggy and his hands shake like a madman at the crap table.
The former first daughter, Chelsea, pregnant again at 35, has inherited, not only her mother's powerful Vajage, but also her wooden and stiff public persona. I predict she will go far in politics if she could get off her back and stop dropping children out of her fun box long enough to chose a position other than missionary or doggie on the issues.
I admire this woman who recently admitted though she has tried and tried she cannot find the will to harbor her parent's "love of money!" For this I am grateful.
I am just waiting for the Clinton Foundation to give it all to charity not just the 14%.
I am
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sunday, January 24, 2016
Observations And Wisdom Rarely Seen On Trump, Germany, Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton, and Jeb!
If the State Department releases one more cache of Hillary Clinton's emails the string holding this colossus together will fail and she will fall through her own buttonhole and then Albert Gore, jr will have a twin.
Ironically, State has asked the judge for an extra month because of the snow storm which blanketed Washington, DC with pure white privileged snow. The Colossus and her feeble string are saved.
The mayor of Cologne, Germany, Henriette Reker, was quoted last week in a city council meeting: "We are going to need more goats!" in response to her city's problem with Muslim immigrant ongoing sexual attacks on Germany's native female population. Like Amsterdam, where sex for hire is legal, Frau Reker, plans to legalize "petting zoos" in Cologne, to take the pressure off Germany's newest citizens.
Bathhouses have closed across Germany where the new arrivals have been attempting to grope the female swimmers, defecating in the kiddy pools and masturbating in the jacuzzis.
Frau Merkel, dismisses these actions as "only temporary" since these young men will mature and once their levels of testosterone drop in 20 years or so, the atrocities will fall off, and the second generation of immigrants will have been socialized in German Schools. Meanwhile, that is probably not a Baby Ruth floating in the kiddy pool in Germany. The US State Department has recommended Americans avoid public bath houses in Germany for now.
Donald Trump has stated he could shoot Megyn Kelly on 5th avenue along with the entire editorial board and writing staff for The National Review and not lose any voters!
I agree!
The media never film the crowds at Donald Trump's political rallies and he has made this part of his stump speech. I have advised his campaign to buy a mirror and bring it up on stage and redirect the cameras to the audience using the power of reflective light. We will see if it happens.
Jeb!'s mother came out this past week in support of her child's presidential run. If however Jeb! is not the nominee she will vote for Trump as will a majority of American patriots.
And lastly, Bill Clinton is looking like he "may have pissed on his last campfire". In stumping for his Colossus, Misses Hillary Clinton, in Iowa last week his hand had a noticeable tremor. Add his gaunt new look, skeletor in a three piece suit, and his fumbling the recent public queries into his sexual misadventures and he is more of a liability than an asset to his "wino" (wife in name only), the Colossus. I expect we will be hearing less and less from Bill and more and more from Chelsea Clinton, who has announced she has taken something very seriously which was poked at her in fun, and expecting her second spawn later this year, and that she "has tried very very hard to emulate her parent's love of money", but has fallen short of their level of greed and lust for power, proving the apple can fall far from the tree, but only if the apple is honest and telling the truth.
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
Ironically, State has asked the judge for an extra month because of the snow storm which blanketed Washington, DC with pure white privileged snow. The Colossus and her feeble string are saved.
The mayor of Cologne, Germany, Henriette Reker, was quoted last week in a city council meeting: "We are going to need more goats!" in response to her city's problem with Muslim immigrant ongoing sexual attacks on Germany's native female population. Like Amsterdam, where sex for hire is legal, Frau Reker, plans to legalize "petting zoos" in Cologne, to take the pressure off Germany's newest citizens.
Bathhouses have closed across Germany where the new arrivals have been attempting to grope the female swimmers, defecating in the kiddy pools and masturbating in the jacuzzis.
Frau Merkel, dismisses these actions as "only temporary" since these young men will mature and once their levels of testosterone drop in 20 years or so, the atrocities will fall off, and the second generation of immigrants will have been socialized in German Schools. Meanwhile, that is probably not a Baby Ruth floating in the kiddy pool in Germany. The US State Department has recommended Americans avoid public bath houses in Germany for now.
Donald Trump has stated he could shoot Megyn Kelly on 5th avenue along with the entire editorial board and writing staff for The National Review and not lose any voters!
I agree!
The media never film the crowds at Donald Trump's political rallies and he has made this part of his stump speech. I have advised his campaign to buy a mirror and bring it up on stage and redirect the cameras to the audience using the power of reflective light. We will see if it happens.
Jeb!'s mother came out this past week in support of her child's presidential run. If however Jeb! is not the nominee she will vote for Trump as will a majority of American patriots.
And lastly, Bill Clinton is looking like he "may have pissed on his last campfire". In stumping for his Colossus, Misses Hillary Clinton, in Iowa last week his hand had a noticeable tremor. Add his gaunt new look, skeletor in a three piece suit, and his fumbling the recent public queries into his sexual misadventures and he is more of a liability than an asset to his "wino" (wife in name only), the Colossus. I expect we will be hearing less and less from Bill and more and more from Chelsea Clinton, who has announced she has taken something very seriously which was poked at her in fun, and expecting her second spawn later this year, and that she "has tried very very hard to emulate her parent's love of money", but has fallen short of their level of greed and lust for power, proving the apple can fall far from the tree, but only if the apple is honest and telling the truth.
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, January 7, 2016
All You Need To Read Today Is Right Here, Wisdom From The Urban Poverty Law Center
Hillary Clinton draws nearly 200 supporters at a Nevada event. Is that counting the flies?
Germany's newest citizens celebrate the New Year sexually assaulting the host's country's young women. The Germans need more goats.
Germany's migrants doing the sexual assaults the Germans are unwilling to do.
Obama issues new EO's for gun control. These new orders will do as much for reducing gun violence as the Paris Accord will for Global Warming.
Biden is second guessing his decision not to run for the democrat nomination. I beg to disagree. Stay put, Biden.
Bill Cosby faces formal rape charges for 20 yr old events, Bill Clinton skates on his behavior. White Privilege?
If Trump has his way the only Clinton we will get for 2016 will be coming out of Chelsea's uterus.
Now that things have heated up in the Middle East, Obama has pulled us out of the way, Iran v Saudi Arabia.
Kim, of North Korea, in a seismic event, detonated an H Bomb to celebrate the New Year. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Hillary Clinton dropped an H-bomb during the last debate, its late detonation causing her tardy reappearance on stage.
The Chinese stock market is crashing. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Trump has resurrected the Reagan coalition. Rednecks, blue collar democrats, independents, and other white folks. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Germany's newest citizens celebrate the New Year sexually assaulting the host's country's young women. The Germans need more goats.
Germany's migrants doing the sexual assaults the Germans are unwilling to do.
Obama issues new EO's for gun control. These new orders will do as much for reducing gun violence as the Paris Accord will for Global Warming.
Biden is second guessing his decision not to run for the democrat nomination. I beg to disagree. Stay put, Biden.
Bill Cosby faces formal rape charges for 20 yr old events, Bill Clinton skates on his behavior. White Privilege?
If Trump has his way the only Clinton we will get for 2016 will be coming out of Chelsea's uterus.
Now that things have heated up in the Middle East, Obama has pulled us out of the way, Iran v Saudi Arabia.
Kim, of North Korea, in a seismic event, detonated an H Bomb to celebrate the New Year. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Hillary Clinton dropped an H-bomb during the last debate, its late detonation causing her tardy reappearance on stage.
The Chinese stock market is crashing. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Trump has resurrected the Reagan coalition. Rednecks, blue collar democrats, independents, and other white folks. Bill Clinton is shocked.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center: Like Taking Candy From a Presidential Debate!
Candy Alt Crowley was born in Michigan, raised in Missouri and New York and took a degree in English from a major American University. She has worked her way up the ladder in Television without the benefits of strikingly good looks or a stunning figure. Does this mean she is intellectual? Or, is she just some kind of a fat freaky affirmative action hero for all the big gals fresh out of journalism school trying to land that first TV gig?
Oddly she is a vegetarian and spends as much as 17 hrs and 39 minutes of each and every day consuming vegetables high in fiber. With 4 hours and 29 minutes in the bathroom added, this leaves only a few short hours for this remarkable woman to complete her liberally slanted reporting for CNN.
I got my first glimpse of the rotund reporterette, Ms. Crowley, during the run-up for the 1996 presidential election between Bill Clinton, to whom CNN assigned a beautiful young female reporter whose name escapes me, and that old war horse, Bob Dole, with a much younger and heavy Candy Crowley assigned to cover his campaign for CNN.
Flash a picture of Bill Clinton then have a beautiful blond bombshell talk with pouty lips and seductive bedroom eyes for 90 seconds, and I would involuntarily touch myself. Pretty soon, as soon as I saw Bill Clinton on CNN, I would get myself ready for what would follow.
Flash over to the Bob Dole segment which followed the coverage of the Clinton Campaign. Usually it began with a short clip of Dole without make-up growling and fighting with his useless right or was it his left arm? Then for analysis a close in shot of Candy Crowley's obese and hideous face and my pleasure centers were shut down for the obvious biologically based reason.
CNN used psychology to push Clinton's re-election in 1996. The republican party used Bob Dole to the same effect. CNN used the only reporter who was more repugnant than Dole, and if you do not believe me go back and watch some of the clips.
I do not know if CNN still picks the uglies to follow the republicans as I have not watched CNN since 1996 and the rise of FOXNEWS, but it would not surprise me.
Ms. Crowley is a liberal hag and hates men, especially beautiful, rich, white men like Governor Romney and will surely do her best to see to it the debate tonight paints Mr. Romney in an unfavorable light. I have hacked into Ms. Crowley's computer and have a list of her questions for tonight and have chosen a couple to share with you. This is hush-hush.
THE DEBATE:
Governor Romney, this question is from Mauduline Serrano, mother of the great artist Andresse Serrano, with his most famous work as you may or may not know, is "Piss Christ" of the Later Day Saints.
The question is: "You have already threatened to cut public funding for PBS, will you also cut funding for the arts, ballet, the symphony, NPR, and anything else in America which by its nature does not appeal to enough people to support itself if you and Congressman Ryan are somehow, by some fluke elected over that wonderful man, Barack Hussein Obama who is seated to my right?"
Contrast that with her first question for President Obama: "President Obama, first let me thank you for taking time out from your important job as President to spend this time with us, your adoring public. Your first question is from David Axelrod..um, I mean Bob Dandruff, of Ridgeway, CT and his question for you is this: "Mr. President, my wife and I have three daughters, and two are ugly enough to host this debate, but the third is meddling good looking and we want to know what you are going to do to provide her with free birth control and unlimited abortions during her pre-teen and teenage years?"
I think my enlightened readers already know how this is going to play out, Candy Crowley will use her tremendous weight to tip the debate for Obama. I just hope Mitt Romney can keep his cool and does not call Candy Crowley a fat and ugly liberal skank from Michigan. That might just throw Michigan into the solid Obama column.
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against fat and ugly skanks from Michigan, I just hate liberals.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
UPLC Advice to Romney: DO NOT COW TO CANDY CROWLEY, KINDLY REMIND HER SHE IS THE MODERATOR NOT A FACILITATOR AND YOU ARE THE CANDIDATE AND DESERVE EQUAL TIME. IF THIS DOES NOT WORK TOSS A KINGSIZE BABY RUTH ON THE TABLE AND MOVE BACK.
Oddly she is a vegetarian and spends as much as 17 hrs and 39 minutes of each and every day consuming vegetables high in fiber. With 4 hours and 29 minutes in the bathroom added, this leaves only a few short hours for this remarkable woman to complete her liberally slanted reporting for CNN.
I got my first glimpse of the rotund reporterette, Ms. Crowley, during the run-up for the 1996 presidential election between Bill Clinton, to whom CNN assigned a beautiful young female reporter whose name escapes me, and that old war horse, Bob Dole, with a much younger and heavy Candy Crowley assigned to cover his campaign for CNN.
Flash a picture of Bill Clinton then have a beautiful blond bombshell talk with pouty lips and seductive bedroom eyes for 90 seconds, and I would involuntarily touch myself. Pretty soon, as soon as I saw Bill Clinton on CNN, I would get myself ready for what would follow.
Flash over to the Bob Dole segment which followed the coverage of the Clinton Campaign. Usually it began with a short clip of Dole without make-up growling and fighting with his useless right or was it his left arm? Then for analysis a close in shot of Candy Crowley's obese and hideous face and my pleasure centers were shut down for the obvious biologically based reason.
CNN used psychology to push Clinton's re-election in 1996. The republican party used Bob Dole to the same effect. CNN used the only reporter who was more repugnant than Dole, and if you do not believe me go back and watch some of the clips.
I do not know if CNN still picks the uglies to follow the republicans as I have not watched CNN since 1996 and the rise of FOXNEWS, but it would not surprise me.
Ms. Crowley is a liberal hag and hates men, especially beautiful, rich, white men like Governor Romney and will surely do her best to see to it the debate tonight paints Mr. Romney in an unfavorable light. I have hacked into Ms. Crowley's computer and have a list of her questions for tonight and have chosen a couple to share with you. This is hush-hush.
THE DEBATE:
Governor Romney, this question is from Mauduline Serrano, mother of the great artist Andresse Serrano, with his most famous work as you may or may not know, is "Piss Christ" of the Later Day Saints.
The question is: "You have already threatened to cut public funding for PBS, will you also cut funding for the arts, ballet, the symphony, NPR, and anything else in America which by its nature does not appeal to enough people to support itself if you and Congressman Ryan are somehow, by some fluke elected over that wonderful man, Barack Hussein Obama who is seated to my right?"
Contrast that with her first question for President Obama: "President Obama, first let me thank you for taking time out from your important job as President to spend this time with us, your adoring public. Your first question is from David Axelrod..um, I mean Bob Dandruff, of Ridgeway, CT and his question for you is this: "Mr. President, my wife and I have three daughters, and two are ugly enough to host this debate, but the third is meddling good looking and we want to know what you are going to do to provide her with free birth control and unlimited abortions during her pre-teen and teenage years?"
I think my enlightened readers already know how this is going to play out, Candy Crowley will use her tremendous weight to tip the debate for Obama. I just hope Mitt Romney can keep his cool and does not call Candy Crowley a fat and ugly liberal skank from Michigan. That might just throw Michigan into the solid Obama column.
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against fat and ugly skanks from Michigan, I just hate liberals.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
UPLC Advice to Romney: DO NOT COW TO CANDY CROWLEY, KINDLY REMIND HER SHE IS THE MODERATOR NOT A FACILITATOR AND YOU ARE THE CANDIDATE AND DESERVE EQUAL TIME. IF THIS DOES NOT WORK TOSS A KINGSIZE BABY RUTH ON THE TABLE AND MOVE BACK.
Friday, August 17, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center Rejects Clinton's Offer
Just as Hillary Clinton has rejected the offer to be Barack Hussein Obama's second choice to be his vice president on this years certain to lose ticket, I am going to send my regrets to the kind offer from my old friend, William Jefferson Clinton to head up and run the Clinton Global Initiative.
I told Bill, that's what I call him, I was busy with my work here at the Urban Poverty Law Center helping the poor understand they will always be poor if they do not get off their asses and get a job and show some initiative.
In my investigation of what breeds poverty in America, I have found the poor bare the brunt of the blame. Opportunity is everywhere. Even in a poor economy. The poor are as a whole poorly motivated, under funded and many times dumber than a box of hammers.
It is our opinion here at UPLC, that many of the poor should continue to receive the benefits for subsistence and should go about their groveling and complaining in as quiet and as polite a fashion as is humanly possible. A bath with soaps and shampoo would also be recommended at regular intervals to keep the pollution of our fresh air to a minimum.
The federal government is paying the poor to be poor and it is working. Taking a bath is work right?
Sorry Bill, sorry Hill, Jack D. Maybolt cannot help you out with your tax dodge foundation. Check with me next year.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
I told Bill, that's what I call him, I was busy with my work here at the Urban Poverty Law Center helping the poor understand they will always be poor if they do not get off their asses and get a job and show some initiative.
In my investigation of what breeds poverty in America, I have found the poor bare the brunt of the blame. Opportunity is everywhere. Even in a poor economy. The poor are as a whole poorly motivated, under funded and many times dumber than a box of hammers.
It is our opinion here at UPLC, that many of the poor should continue to receive the benefits for subsistence and should go about their groveling and complaining in as quiet and as polite a fashion as is humanly possible. A bath with soaps and shampoo would also be recommended at regular intervals to keep the pollution of our fresh air to a minimum.
The federal government is paying the poor to be poor and it is working. Taking a bath is work right?
Sorry Bill, sorry Hill, Jack D. Maybolt cannot help you out with your tax dodge foundation. Check with me next year.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center: Why Mitt R'Money Fails To Excite
Why can't Mitt R'Money (1) excite his republican base? As I have said on this page in the past, Mitt is milque toast as a public figure. Do we see any evidence he was engaged in manly pursuits as a teenager. Where is his sports record, his having frightened girls with a frog, his military service record, his record of a wild streak?
Will Mitt ride a horse bare chested with Putin or follow along behind Vlad in the wagon with the women and children? Does Mitt have enough testosterone to grow even a single errant body hair say on his chest? We know the junk is working as he has fathered five boys, now men, but aside from reproductive duties, is the junk making any extra testosterone?
Testosterone is valuable when contemplating the courage to fight or the good sense to flee. Obama only gives lip service to his masculine side and for all intents and purposes is a "girly man" as Schwartznegger would say.
President Ford, even with his problems disembarking airplanes was a tough football player with the broken nose to prove his manliness. George Bush, 41, was a world war II fighter pilot who survived after being shot down in the Pacific and picked up by a US submarine. He did a parachute jump for his 85th birthday. George Bush,43, was a manly hell raising youngster who flew jets for the national guard, and no one ever doubted his testosterone levels. Reagan had more testosterone in his head hair than the last 4 democrat presidents or candidates combined.
Now Clinton, who played in the band during high school, is an oversexed lady's man who appears effeminate in many ways. Jimmy Carter or wife Rosalyn would make the same weak impression if ever they sat upon the pope chair at the Vatican. Neither could be confirmed as pope. And now Obama without any competitive sports history or any verifiable childhood history for that matter is milque toast, hardly indistinguishable from his presumptive republican challenger.
Republicans for the most part are manly men and their women like it that way. Think Todd and Sarah Palin, even though Todd is a registered independent.
Both Mitt and Barrack come across as metrosexuals to us in fly-over country and leadership requires both balls and brains in todays dangerous world. We know both have brains, but it is the balls that worry the rank and file republican voters.
What good is an enormous brain with a walnut sized pair of under active balls. It seems Angela Merkel could make geldings out of either Obama or R'Money with a harsh glance. What chance will these two have up against Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Putin or Lady Gaga for that matter?
Bottom line, Mitt R'Money does not have any open male magnetism. His VP pick should have some or the republican ticket is doomed to be beaten by the worst president ever, with the worst economic policy and during the worst economy ever!
Americans want to vote for a man.
Mitt, it is your serve, I know you have played bad mitten and tennis so you know what I mean. Hit one over the fence. Oops, wrong sport. On second thought hit one over the fence and make Debbie Wassermann Schultz or Nancy Pelosi go get it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
1. Mitt R'Money, my term for Mr. Mitt Romney who is our presumptive candidate for president in 2012, the R'Money means "Republican from Money". I know money is not a state it is a condition, a good condition.
Will Mitt ride a horse bare chested with Putin or follow along behind Vlad in the wagon with the women and children? Does Mitt have enough testosterone to grow even a single errant body hair say on his chest? We know the junk is working as he has fathered five boys, now men, but aside from reproductive duties, is the junk making any extra testosterone?
Testosterone is valuable when contemplating the courage to fight or the good sense to flee. Obama only gives lip service to his masculine side and for all intents and purposes is a "girly man" as Schwartznegger would say.
President Ford, even with his problems disembarking airplanes was a tough football player with the broken nose to prove his manliness. George Bush, 41, was a world war II fighter pilot who survived after being shot down in the Pacific and picked up by a US submarine. He did a parachute jump for his 85th birthday. George Bush,43, was a manly hell raising youngster who flew jets for the national guard, and no one ever doubted his testosterone levels. Reagan had more testosterone in his head hair than the last 4 democrat presidents or candidates combined.
Now Clinton, who played in the band during high school, is an oversexed lady's man who appears effeminate in many ways. Jimmy Carter or wife Rosalyn would make the same weak impression if ever they sat upon the pope chair at the Vatican. Neither could be confirmed as pope. And now Obama without any competitive sports history or any verifiable childhood history for that matter is milque toast, hardly indistinguishable from his presumptive republican challenger.
Republicans for the most part are manly men and their women like it that way. Think Todd and Sarah Palin, even though Todd is a registered independent.
Both Mitt and Barrack come across as metrosexuals to us in fly-over country and leadership requires both balls and brains in todays dangerous world. We know both have brains, but it is the balls that worry the rank and file republican voters.
What good is an enormous brain with a walnut sized pair of under active balls. It seems Angela Merkel could make geldings out of either Obama or R'Money with a harsh glance. What chance will these two have up against Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Putin or Lady Gaga for that matter?
Bottom line, Mitt R'Money does not have any open male magnetism. His VP pick should have some or the republican ticket is doomed to be beaten by the worst president ever, with the worst economic policy and during the worst economy ever!
Americans want to vote for a man.
Mitt, it is your serve, I know you have played bad mitten and tennis so you know what I mean. Hit one over the fence. Oops, wrong sport. On second thought hit one over the fence and make Debbie Wassermann Schultz or Nancy Pelosi go get it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
1. Mitt R'Money, my term for Mr. Mitt Romney who is our presumptive candidate for president in 2012, the R'Money means "Republican from Money". I know money is not a state it is a condition, a good condition.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Weekend Rants, Do Not Read If Not Healthy Enough For Sex
President Obama is starting a 17 day vacation in Hawaii where as Jay Carney puts it, he will read books on economics and put a team of third grade Singaporeans together to advise him on how to strip 2.75% from a bloated and wasteful federal budget. The other 16.9 days will be spent frolicking on the beach, body surfing, and playing 7,344 holes of golf. According to Carney, his White House spokesman, Obama is seeking the Guinness Record for most holes of golf played by a sitting Black United States President.
When the folks at Guinness assured him he had it after the first hole, Obama chided, "I don't want some nobody like Herman Cain even thinking about taking on my record."
Newt Gingrich raised media brows this past week when he blurted out in an interview, "I will be the republican nominee!"
Seems he did not believe what the mullahs who control our media think........."not unless we allow it!"
Media panties were heard snapping in tight bunches all over America, so much so former President Bill Clinton mistook its meaning and popped a viagra tablet mid interview with that putridly liberal post-menopausal gaggle of Clinton groupies at the View.
If you placed all four of these liberal hags in a large blender and whirred to liquefaction, after you poured off the "Cacklings" (these are the parts of a woman prone to gossiping and cruelty), you could not find one ounce of kindness nor a molecule of estrogen in amongst the tiny fraction of left over goo!
If you do not believe me, try it.
I have a cousin who works in Make-up for the production there and she said they go through "feminine hygiene products" by the case and they can't seem to expunge the unmistakable smell of WOP.
When I asked which of the four View she-demons were Italian, she look at me in bewilderment.
Then I explained back in the pre-political correctness era that was the term for an Italian American.
"Uncle Jack, will your generation ever let go of all that primitive discrimination? WOP to the non-discriminating Gen-Xer will always mean "worn out pussy!"
I did not have the heart to tell her discrimination lets us tell the difference between say lightning bug and lightning, to steal from my literary hero, Mr. MARK TWAIN!
Jackson Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
When the folks at Guinness assured him he had it after the first hole, Obama chided, "I don't want some nobody like Herman Cain even thinking about taking on my record."
Newt Gingrich raised media brows this past week when he blurted out in an interview, "I will be the republican nominee!"
Seems he did not believe what the mullahs who control our media think........."not unless we allow it!"
Media panties were heard snapping in tight bunches all over America, so much so former President Bill Clinton mistook its meaning and popped a viagra tablet mid interview with that putridly liberal post-menopausal gaggle of Clinton groupies at the View.
If you placed all four of these liberal hags in a large blender and whirred to liquefaction, after you poured off the "Cacklings" (these are the parts of a woman prone to gossiping and cruelty), you could not find one ounce of kindness nor a molecule of estrogen in amongst the tiny fraction of left over goo!
If you do not believe me, try it.
I have a cousin who works in Make-up for the production there and she said they go through "feminine hygiene products" by the case and they can't seem to expunge the unmistakable smell of WOP.
When I asked which of the four View she-demons were Italian, she look at me in bewilderment.
Then I explained back in the pre-political correctness era that was the term for an Italian American.
"Uncle Jack, will your generation ever let go of all that primitive discrimination? WOP to the non-discriminating Gen-Xer will always mean "worn out pussy!"
I did not have the heart to tell her discrimination lets us tell the difference between say lightning bug and lightning, to steal from my literary hero, Mr. MARK TWAIN!
Jackson Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center To Hold Republican Presidential Primary Next Thrusday: FIRST IN NATION!
Many of my followers, at least my mother, know I was voted Mayor of Cedar Grove, Tennessee when I was in a coma after falling on the ice on the way to feed the chickens last January when we were experiencing a frostie Albert Pheneas Gore sponsored-arctic blast of cold air with chill factors down in the teens.
As mayor I have declared next Thursday, October 6, 2011 to be our community wide Republican Presidential Primary. I have designed the ballots myself, and the candidates will be listed in alphabetical order with Sarah Palin as an alternate to none of the above.
I have extended an invitation to all the major players to attend and have a get together and a pig roast. So far only Ron Paul has agreed to attend. Mitt Romney sent his regrets as Thursday is his day to spend in the beauty shop. Hey, that kind of hair is not natural, ask John Edwards. I told Mitt my 17 yr old niece is in beauty school over at The University Of Finger, Fine School of Cosmic Cosmetology, the Skull Bones, Tennessee branch, and I am sure Beckie Sue Maybolt could make his hair shine!
When I mentioned the possibilities to Beckie Sue, she giggled and wondered aloud if Mitt might want some Grey tones added like Bill Clinton did to make himself look older and wiser when he debated against Bush, the elder and that brawny billionaire crackpot, Ross Perot! No word yet if Mitt will reconsider.
We have reserved the Newly completed Cedar Grove Bingo Parlor and Food Bank and have room for over a hundred. Fire Marshall Flamretardeaux said we could get a waiver and allot 15 to 20 more inside if we agree to have the engine company with both trucks standing by. I haven't decided if it is worth the extra trouble or not. There is still time for all these preparations as it is more than 4 days from now.
Thus far, Melissa McConnely has agreed to sing the opening hymnal. She has a beautiful voice and won the talent portion of the Miss Tennessee Pageant in 1957, and if she had held her shoulders back during the swimsuit portion of the contest, many locals say she would have won the title that year. Pity, how life may have been so different but for good posture. Problem is you never know when your big moment is going to be, and then poof is flashes by and something as ridiculous as bad posture keeps you from a career in Nashville as a singer or Hollywood as a motion picture movie star.
Look what happened to Waylon Jennings when he did not get on the plane with Buddy Holly, he went on to die from complications of diabetes. Life can be unrelenting.
Out of the fire and into the frying pan, or is it out of the frying pan and into the fire? You know what I mean.
Mrs. McConnely seems content looking after her 17 dogs and growing some of the best cucumbers in these parts. She is also good with okra. Her melons may have been lacking back in 57, but her fantastic gardening skills have made up for that in spades. Some of the cattier women around here say she bought and wore large falsies;
I am sorry to say my mother was among them.
Falsies were the poor gals breast implants of the 50's and 60's. It was a padded bra that made girls who otherwise needed a tattoo on the chest stating this side up look chestier in clothing. Maybolt women were full breasted and in fact as they aged, the breast and the waist merged. We never had the kind of excitement they talk about when granny got her teat caught in the ringer, but it was only because they were very, very careful!
I see where Bill Clinton is asking for some R E S PECT, find out what it means to me.
I feel sorry for white haired Bill. He has ridden off into obscurity and insignificance, a hard ride for a narcissist! I will invite him to be on the panel to ask questions of Ron Paul and who ever else decides to show for the Nation's First Republican National Presidential Primary.
I only hold the first so that Iowa, Florida, Colorado, and New Hampshire can cool down and get back to other inconsequential matters of state.
Tickets will be on a first come, first served basis, and only Fox News is allowed to press the event. All other news outlets are too biased to fairly treat our nations greatest politicial figures on the Republican side. They need to show a little bit more R E S PECT.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor, Cedar Grove, Tennessee
"Women with small breasts should wear a large hat." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
As mayor I have declared next Thursday, October 6, 2011 to be our community wide Republican Presidential Primary. I have designed the ballots myself, and the candidates will be listed in alphabetical order with Sarah Palin as an alternate to none of the above.
I have extended an invitation to all the major players to attend and have a get together and a pig roast. So far only Ron Paul has agreed to attend. Mitt Romney sent his regrets as Thursday is his day to spend in the beauty shop. Hey, that kind of hair is not natural, ask John Edwards. I told Mitt my 17 yr old niece is in beauty school over at The University Of Finger, Fine School of Cosmic Cosmetology, the Skull Bones, Tennessee branch, and I am sure Beckie Sue Maybolt could make his hair shine!
When I mentioned the possibilities to Beckie Sue, she giggled and wondered aloud if Mitt might want some Grey tones added like Bill Clinton did to make himself look older and wiser when he debated against Bush, the elder and that brawny billionaire crackpot, Ross Perot! No word yet if Mitt will reconsider.
We have reserved the Newly completed Cedar Grove Bingo Parlor and Food Bank and have room for over a hundred. Fire Marshall Flamretardeaux said we could get a waiver and allot 15 to 20 more inside if we agree to have the engine company with both trucks standing by. I haven't decided if it is worth the extra trouble or not. There is still time for all these preparations as it is more than 4 days from now.
Thus far, Melissa McConnely has agreed to sing the opening hymnal. She has a beautiful voice and won the talent portion of the Miss Tennessee Pageant in 1957, and if she had held her shoulders back during the swimsuit portion of the contest, many locals say she would have won the title that year. Pity, how life may have been so different but for good posture. Problem is you never know when your big moment is going to be, and then poof is flashes by and something as ridiculous as bad posture keeps you from a career in Nashville as a singer or Hollywood as a motion picture movie star.
Look what happened to Waylon Jennings when he did not get on the plane with Buddy Holly, he went on to die from complications of diabetes. Life can be unrelenting.
Out of the fire and into the frying pan, or is it out of the frying pan and into the fire? You know what I mean.
Mrs. McConnely seems content looking after her 17 dogs and growing some of the best cucumbers in these parts. She is also good with okra. Her melons may have been lacking back in 57, but her fantastic gardening skills have made up for that in spades. Some of the cattier women around here say she bought and wore large falsies;
I am sorry to say my mother was among them.
Falsies were the poor gals breast implants of the 50's and 60's. It was a padded bra that made girls who otherwise needed a tattoo on the chest stating this side up look chestier in clothing. Maybolt women were full breasted and in fact as they aged, the breast and the waist merged. We never had the kind of excitement they talk about when granny got her teat caught in the ringer, but it was only because they were very, very careful!
I see where Bill Clinton is asking for some R E S PECT, find out what it means to me.
I feel sorry for white haired Bill. He has ridden off into obscurity and insignificance, a hard ride for a narcissist! I will invite him to be on the panel to ask questions of Ron Paul and who ever else decides to show for the Nation's First Republican National Presidential Primary.
I only hold the first so that Iowa, Florida, Colorado, and New Hampshire can cool down and get back to other inconsequential matters of state.
Tickets will be on a first come, first served basis, and only Fox News is allowed to press the event. All other news outlets are too biased to fairly treat our nations greatest politicial figures on the Republican side. They need to show a little bit more R E S PECT.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor, Cedar Grove, Tennessee
"Women with small breasts should wear a large hat." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
Monday, September 19, 2011
Attackwatch.com Cites Urban Poverty Law Center Reportage
Somebody reported this site to the watch troll group recently established by the "Commie Tea To Re-Elect Precedent Obama!
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Monday, July 4, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Detects First Signs of Dementia, President Clinton
Former President, William Jefferson Clinton, the United States most senior, living, former democrat President not named Carter, is showing his age and the great think tank living high above his shoulders is looking more and more like an over sized hat stand. In his speech to the Aspen Ideas Festival he suggested our corporate tax rate is not competitive at 35%.
"We tax (corporate income) at 35% of income, although we only take about 23%. So, we should cut the rate to 25%, or whatever is competitive, and eliminate a lot of the deductions so that we still get a FAIR amount, so there is not much variance in what the corporations pay. But how can they do that by August 2?"
What, Mr. President? How can they do that by August 2? I suggest to you another question that may be more appropriate given your statement. Why would they do that? Jack Maybolt may not be a Yale trained lawyer with a predilection for peccadillo's or a former president of the United States, but you, Bill Clinton, who are all three of the above, just suggested artificially lowering the corporate income tax rate while keeping revenues the same by eliminating the deductions the corporations depend on to keep their economic engines purring. Have you just invented the Tax Cut in Name Only?
Final Jeopardy answer: Bill Clinton Corporate Tax Plan
Your question: "When is a tax cut not a tax cut?"
Moderator: "Correct!"
Furthermore, Mr. Clinton, there are still some corporate executives who are your intellectual equal, and with your recent mental decline, normal with aging populations in our western world, perhaps your superior, but only because they are younger and have to compete globally for profits with one hand tied behind their backs by the regulations your colleagues in Washington DC have hoisted upon them over the years, and they know you want to lower their taxes without giving them a tax break.
I humbly suggest you run your tax cutting ideas by Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform, to see if it passes the smell test. As you pointed out to the Aspen Ideas Festival crowd, the republicans follow his advice and this has kept them out of trouble all these years.
Mr. Clinton and Grover Norquist, I would like to point out to you the Urban Poverty Law Centers suggestions for balancing the federal budget and some tax break suggestions on this site dated, December 2, 2010. Take a look it is free.
Your Humble Citizen, Jackson Delano Maybolt, President UPLC
"You know you belong at the Aspen Ideas Festival if you are listening to Bill Clinton drone on about imaginary tax cuts for Corporations and think it is a wonderful plan!" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
"We tax (corporate income) at 35% of income, although we only take about 23%. So, we should cut the rate to 25%, or whatever is competitive, and eliminate a lot of the deductions so that we still get a FAIR amount, so there is not much variance in what the corporations pay. But how can they do that by August 2?"
What, Mr. President? How can they do that by August 2? I suggest to you another question that may be more appropriate given your statement. Why would they do that? Jack Maybolt may not be a Yale trained lawyer with a predilection for peccadillo's or a former president of the United States, but you, Bill Clinton, who are all three of the above, just suggested artificially lowering the corporate income tax rate while keeping revenues the same by eliminating the deductions the corporations depend on to keep their economic engines purring. Have you just invented the Tax Cut in Name Only?
Final Jeopardy answer: Bill Clinton Corporate Tax Plan
Your question: "When is a tax cut not a tax cut?"
Moderator: "Correct!"
Furthermore, Mr. Clinton, there are still some corporate executives who are your intellectual equal, and with your recent mental decline, normal with aging populations in our western world, perhaps your superior, but only because they are younger and have to compete globally for profits with one hand tied behind their backs by the regulations your colleagues in Washington DC have hoisted upon them over the years, and they know you want to lower their taxes without giving them a tax break.
I humbly suggest you run your tax cutting ideas by Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform, to see if it passes the smell test. As you pointed out to the Aspen Ideas Festival crowd, the republicans follow his advice and this has kept them out of trouble all these years.
Mr. Clinton and Grover Norquist, I would like to point out to you the Urban Poverty Law Centers suggestions for balancing the federal budget and some tax break suggestions on this site dated, December 2, 2010. Take a look it is free.
Your Humble Citizen, Jackson Delano Maybolt, President UPLC
"You know you belong at the Aspen Ideas Festival if you are listening to Bill Clinton drone on about imaginary tax cuts for Corporations and think it is a wonderful plan!" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Take On Donald Trump
Donald Trump, the New York business tycoon, is an outspoken character who has found his political voice after years of silence. Maybe he was like me, a political agnostic, who was content to go along with what the majority of Americans decided over the past 200 years using their collective good judgements. Flash forward to the post Reagan years.
Bush 41 was not interested in political life witness his constant watch checking in his debate with the Governor of Arkansas whom one independent candidate, also in the debate, would not have hired to run a mid-sized Wal-Mart store let alone turn him loose on the country. Then came Bush 43, who was a big spender and lead us off the financial cliff with his unpaid for wars and tax cuts for the wealthiest among us.
After Bush 43, the country went bananas for a smooth talking, correction, smooth reading, baritone vocalizing, thin man from Hawaii. From what I can see he has great handlers, but is not too sharp on his feet. He needs to answer questions off the cuff with more pizazz and less stammer and stutter. He also seems to be rudderless and sails back and forth across the political spectrum with the tides and trade winds. His only saving grace is his election kept us from having to watch Hillary Clinton grow old over the next few years. Even Chris Mathews and Larry Kudlow are thankful as hell for that.
Michael Moore has not weighed in on this yet, he wants to lose a few pounds gaming in Monte Carlo before he goes public on the Hillary aging thing.
Here is the meat of this coconut. The majority of Americans can no longer be trusted to do the right thing with the vote. They have learned they can vote treasure from one class of citizens to themselves. The republic will end unless the rule of law prohibits such takings in the future. If the courts do not stand up for the haves, who are hard working Americans in the right place at the right time, who were willing to forgo the pleasures of leisure and dope and instead opted for hard work, study, and risk taking, then The American Dream is dead.
The Tea Party movement is the culmination of the haves who have had enough of this nonsense. They will throw both political parties under the bus and drive this great American Dream maker into the 21 century with a new crew. Washington and the ruling punditry is misunderestimating the American haves. Tea Partiers believe in opportunity for success garnered through hard work, some luck and American innovation in an environment that protects private property rights.
Now a vocal segment of society, cheered on by a president who considers a tough day of work that par 5 at Andrews Air Force Base, denigrates this minority class who produce and work and earn money. They believe these "rich people" are not paying their fair share of the bloated cost of government. I, Jackson Delano Maybolt, second cousin of our most beloved 4 term president twice removed by marriage, cry foul! Who is looking out for the civil rights of this most vilified minority, the wealthiest 1%?
Is discrimination based upon wealth any less heinous than on race, religion, or sexual preference? Joe Biden, you can answer this soft ball question, can't you?
The wealthy are paying as much as they can afford. Have any of these government officials bought anything with money they had to earn the old fashion way since 1963?
Hey, Joe Biden, milk is over $4 a gallon as are gasoline and diesel. Are you stupid?
That question does not need to be answered.
Donald Trump, if that is his real name, is about to loose everything as the value of the dollar fades like Brett Farve in his 40's. The Federal Reserve's policy of monetizing the debt is the beginning of the end.
I paid the federal government $5,567 on my modest income this year. Can I ask Uncle Ben Bernanke to print that money and give it to the US Treasury in my name so I can keep my money to pay my secretary a living wage? No, why not? Whose money is it?
George W. Bush justified his invasion of Iraq with his famous quip: "That oil belongs to the Iraqi people." By that same token, the money Uncle Ben is printing belongs to the American people and for every dollar he prints, each dollar "We the People" have is diminished in value. It is grand theft and nobody is doing anything about it.
Maybe Donald Trump is trying to stop the wholesale theft of our country and its treasure. I am not hopeful, so for now I will continue to do what needs to be done in these times of inflation. If I have a dollar, I will quickly spend it before it is worthless! I suggest any of you who want to ride out this inflation do the same.
"Goldensilver fills your eyes, smiles await you when you rise, Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby." ----mostly the Beatles.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Money is like pain, hard to appreciate until it is yours. And it really, really hurts to send it to congress." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
"Asking Congress to watch your money is like asking your dog to watch your food." Mark Twain
Bush 41 was not interested in political life witness his constant watch checking in his debate with the Governor of Arkansas whom one independent candidate, also in the debate, would not have hired to run a mid-sized Wal-Mart store let alone turn him loose on the country. Then came Bush 43, who was a big spender and lead us off the financial cliff with his unpaid for wars and tax cuts for the wealthiest among us.
After Bush 43, the country went bananas for a smooth talking, correction, smooth reading, baritone vocalizing, thin man from Hawaii. From what I can see he has great handlers, but is not too sharp on his feet. He needs to answer questions off the cuff with more pizazz and less stammer and stutter. He also seems to be rudderless and sails back and forth across the political spectrum with the tides and trade winds. His only saving grace is his election kept us from having to watch Hillary Clinton grow old over the next few years. Even Chris Mathews and Larry Kudlow are thankful as hell for that.
Michael Moore has not weighed in on this yet, he wants to lose a few pounds gaming in Monte Carlo before he goes public on the Hillary aging thing.
Here is the meat of this coconut. The majority of Americans can no longer be trusted to do the right thing with the vote. They have learned they can vote treasure from one class of citizens to themselves. The republic will end unless the rule of law prohibits such takings in the future. If the courts do not stand up for the haves, who are hard working Americans in the right place at the right time, who were willing to forgo the pleasures of leisure and dope and instead opted for hard work, study, and risk taking, then The American Dream is dead.
The Tea Party movement is the culmination of the haves who have had enough of this nonsense. They will throw both political parties under the bus and drive this great American Dream maker into the 21 century with a new crew. Washington and the ruling punditry is misunderestimating the American haves. Tea Partiers believe in opportunity for success garnered through hard work, some luck and American innovation in an environment that protects private property rights.
Now a vocal segment of society, cheered on by a president who considers a tough day of work that par 5 at Andrews Air Force Base, denigrates this minority class who produce and work and earn money. They believe these "rich people" are not paying their fair share of the bloated cost of government. I, Jackson Delano Maybolt, second cousin of our most beloved 4 term president twice removed by marriage, cry foul! Who is looking out for the civil rights of this most vilified minority, the wealthiest 1%?
Is discrimination based upon wealth any less heinous than on race, religion, or sexual preference? Joe Biden, you can answer this soft ball question, can't you?
The wealthy are paying as much as they can afford. Have any of these government officials bought anything with money they had to earn the old fashion way since 1963?
Hey, Joe Biden, milk is over $4 a gallon as are gasoline and diesel. Are you stupid?
That question does not need to be answered.
Donald Trump, if that is his real name, is about to loose everything as the value of the dollar fades like Brett Farve in his 40's. The Federal Reserve's policy of monetizing the debt is the beginning of the end.
I paid the federal government $5,567 on my modest income this year. Can I ask Uncle Ben Bernanke to print that money and give it to the US Treasury in my name so I can keep my money to pay my secretary a living wage? No, why not? Whose money is it?
George W. Bush justified his invasion of Iraq with his famous quip: "That oil belongs to the Iraqi people." By that same token, the money Uncle Ben is printing belongs to the American people and for every dollar he prints, each dollar "We the People" have is diminished in value. It is grand theft and nobody is doing anything about it.
Maybe Donald Trump is trying to stop the wholesale theft of our country and its treasure. I am not hopeful, so for now I will continue to do what needs to be done in these times of inflation. If I have a dollar, I will quickly spend it before it is worthless! I suggest any of you who want to ride out this inflation do the same.
"Goldensilver fills your eyes, smiles await you when you rise, Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby." ----mostly the Beatles.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Money is like pain, hard to appreciate until it is yours. And it really, really hurts to send it to congress." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
"Asking Congress to watch your money is like asking your dog to watch your food." Mark Twain
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