PRIMARY SEASON
by Jackson Maybolt
Primary Season
loss of reason
Newt Gingrich
Eat your Spinach
Primary time
loss of rhyme
Rick Santorum
Damn decorum
Primary colors
Iranian Mullahs
Mitt Romney
I like astronomy
Primary evil
cotton boweavel
Ron Paul
Walking Tall
Primary Season
Loss of reason
Barack Obama
makin love to yo mama
Primary time
loss of rhyme
Georgie Soros
rich and morose
Primary colors
Iranian Mullahs
Joseph P. Biden
Where you been hidden
Primary evil
cotton boweavel
main stream media
boycott Wikipedia
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President and founder Urban Poverty/Southern Poetry Law Centers
"You read us because we are right!" jdm
Showing posts with label Southern Poetry Law Center. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Southern Poetry Law Center. Show all posts
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
The Southern Poetry Law Center, Second Verse!
The Country Divorce
I represented a lady named Lois
A divorce she did get for a horse
Her husband was kind
When he had half a mind
But since he did snore
and their love life a bore
so off she rode on her horse.
Trot, trot, trot, kerka plop went the poo
trot, trot, trot, down the road went the two
her husband, sheddin a tear as they left
finally broke down and quietly he wept
Yea she was mean and I should rejoice
but there goes old Lois on my favorite horse
C. Batsell Bateman, III, Southern Poetry Law Center
I represented a lady named Lois
A divorce she did get for a horse
Her husband was kind
When he had half a mind
But since he did snore
and their love life a bore
so off she rode on her horse.
Trot, trot, trot, kerka plop went the poo
trot, trot, trot, down the road went the two
her husband, sheddin a tear as they left
finally broke down and quietly he wept
Yea she was mean and I should rejoice
but there goes old Lois on my favorite horse
C. Batsell Bateman, III, Southern Poetry Law Center
Urban Poverty Law Center Welcomes Sister Organization: Southern Poetry Law Center
Learned readers. It is with great pleasure I introduce to this site the world renoun
gifted lawyer from Leach, Tennessee, Mr. C. Batsell Bateman, III Esq.
C. Batsell attended undergraduate at Bethel College where he graduated Magna Cum Tarde, he took 8 long years to get his undergrad degree in physical education. His daddy, C. Batsell, Jr JD was one of the finest county judges ever to sit on the bench in Carroll county. He got C. Batsell III enrolled at Memphis State Law School and he graduated in three years. C. Batsell, III was unable to pass the bar exam, but is allowed to practice law with his daddy and his partners, Bateman, Foggherty, Bateman and Schlick. Bateman and Bateman are specialized in common law, criminal law and divorce, Foggherty deals only in bankruptcy, and Sherwood Schlick specializes in slip and falls and personal injury cases.
C. Batsell, III has agreed to write for Southern Poetry Law Center on an as needed and as able basis. He fell and bumped his noggin rather hard and now when ever he tries to compose anything it is not prose, but poetry. His legal briefs are sometimes works of art. He has graciously agreed to share his gift with us.
Please bear with C. Batsell, III as he is shy and he has agreed to only try this for a short while. If he gets any negative feedback or criticism he has promised to quit. His first assignment for the Southern Poetry Law Center is on current events/politics.
Primary Season
The republican primary season
without any rhyme nor reason
Mitt, bit, hit, spit and swallow
Newt, cute, butte, flute and follow
Rick, wrack, patty whack and black
I-Ron, Iraq, Iran, Israeli Nuclear attack
Help me, help me, I can't get out of me head
Kill me, kill me, I would rather be dead
After viewing Mitt's voluminous tax returns
I am Warming to Mitt Romney's presidential run
So Open up your mind and see what you see
and Make C. Batsell Bateman,III your personal attorney!
Well, thank you C. Batsell for that delightful and insightful poem. So there you have it; the Southern Poetry Law Center is born. Please support it with your comments, positive only as Mr. Bateman, III is very sensitive and will quit with the least bit of provocation.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sorry, I did not know C. Batsell Bateman,III would use this forum as an advertisement. JDM
gifted lawyer from Leach, Tennessee, Mr. C. Batsell Bateman, III Esq.
C. Batsell attended undergraduate at Bethel College where he graduated Magna Cum Tarde, he took 8 long years to get his undergrad degree in physical education. His daddy, C. Batsell, Jr JD was one of the finest county judges ever to sit on the bench in Carroll county. He got C. Batsell III enrolled at Memphis State Law School and he graduated in three years. C. Batsell, III was unable to pass the bar exam, but is allowed to practice law with his daddy and his partners, Bateman, Foggherty, Bateman and Schlick. Bateman and Bateman are specialized in common law, criminal law and divorce, Foggherty deals only in bankruptcy, and Sherwood Schlick specializes in slip and falls and personal injury cases.
C. Batsell, III has agreed to write for Southern Poetry Law Center on an as needed and as able basis. He fell and bumped his noggin rather hard and now when ever he tries to compose anything it is not prose, but poetry. His legal briefs are sometimes works of art. He has graciously agreed to share his gift with us.
Please bear with C. Batsell, III as he is shy and he has agreed to only try this for a short while. If he gets any negative feedback or criticism he has promised to quit. His first assignment for the Southern Poetry Law Center is on current events/politics.
Primary Season
The republican primary season
without any rhyme nor reason
Mitt, bit, hit, spit and swallow
Newt, cute, butte, flute and follow
Rick, wrack, patty whack and black
I-Ron, Iraq, Iran, Israeli Nuclear attack
Help me, help me, I can't get out of me head
Kill me, kill me, I would rather be dead
After viewing Mitt's voluminous tax returns
I am Warming to Mitt Romney's presidential run
So Open up your mind and see what you see
and Make C. Batsell Bateman,III your personal attorney!
Well, thank you C. Batsell for that delightful and insightful poem. So there you have it; the Southern Poetry Law Center is born. Please support it with your comments, positive only as Mr. Bateman, III is very sensitive and will quit with the least bit of provocation.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sorry, I did not know C. Batsell Bateman,III would use this forum as an advertisement. JDM
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