Elections Have Consequenses? Chuck Schumer Trumped In Real Time! Nancy Pelosi gurgles helplessly.
Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly. President Trump, the dreaded Orange Recluse, invites gadflies Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to a confab in his parlor, which was stained by the rare semen spritzing William Clinton Wolf Spider over 2 decades ago with a starie eyed young intern named Monica. The victims, Nancy and Chuck, thought the event would be in private and the Orange Recluse would be heard stating such profanities as the border is being attacked by people from "shithole" countries and they could prance out to the rose garden to a fawning press and report such venom with impunity. Instead, the Orange Widower, wrapped them in his web by leaving the press in place to hear the negotiations. Border security demands a wall and the Orange tarantula demanded funding or he would shut down the government. Nancy tried to wriggle out of the web by begging Trump to take these talks into private, but the Spidie rebuffed her pleas. "Its called transpar...