Urban Poverty Law Center

In a classic Washington, DC moment of "look e here!" Eric Holder, the embattled US attorney general under Obama, has announced his crack team has thwarted an assassination attempt against the Ambassador to the US from Saudi Arabia, and bomb attacks against both the Saudi and the Israeli embassies. In a statement released just moments ago from the DOJ Headquarters Holder is quoted as saying: "This is a real bust and I am proud of our people in both the FBI and at the CIA for their fast and furious work in breaking the back of this conspiracy from Iran. Really, this is a real bust!" The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations, rolled his eyes toward Mecca when he first learned of Holder's announcement. "We know we cannot trust anything that comes out of this administrations Department of Justice. The Obama administration has played fast and furious with the truth! The record will show we are innocent of these charges!" The Urban Poverty Law Center is re...