Showing posts with label eric holder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eric holder. Show all posts

Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Clintons Are An American Political Criminal Enterprise. Where is the Controlling Legal Authority? The Code For Hillary For President Logo Broken! H> = ? Read It Here, First!

That a couple of baby boomers, one a yankee, carpetbagging, and alleged carpet munching, harpy who hooks up with the affable son of an alcoholic share cropper and a friendly nurse, and with Yale Law degrees in hand can drift back to the back woods of Arkansas and land in the White House 20 years later, is the stuff of the American Dream. But what these two have made of their dreams, is now fast becoming our American nightmare.

Of course I and writing of the Clintons. That jug-headed, lovable lout with his infamous spurting pocket shark which has found its way in and out of more tight places than Houdini, William Jefferson Clinton, and his enabler, the shrill, jug-butted, detestable, yankee lawyer, who is running for president, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. These two have set the new standard for corruption and greed in American Politics.

That Eric Holder would settle for only a million and a half dollars a week as a security guard for JPiss Morgan and Chaffe Bank is small potatoes. He needs to aim higher. Where is the affirmative action? Where is the fairness? Where is Eric Holder's greed on the greed meter? It barely moves the needle compared to the Clintons.

The Clinton Foundation rests on the premise of charity. They generate billions in contributions from all over the world to help others less fortunate buy and corner the production of the world's uranium mines, or gain a lucrative government contract to provide water at an international meeting of diabetics, or supply ISIS with weapons they have no business operating, such as surface to air missiles which could down an airliner from 35 thousand feet. Or give Nancy Pelosi's husband, as an aside, is it me or is she looking more and more pinched, like Michael Jackson, after too much plastic surgery?, the exclusive rights to 19.5 billion dollar in federal property sales in California and a billion dollar commission for the sale. It was a no bid contract so I guess that is fair.*

And the band played on. And the government will investigate and find no corruption and it will be corruption as usual in the halls of congress, in the judiciary and the executive branches.

Now to answer the critics, Brian Fallon, spokesman for the H>** campaign states in his press release, "There is not a shred of evidence presented of any wrong doings by the Clintons nor its foundation." The Clinton's personal internet server could not be reached for its comment.

Enough is enough. Time to shut the criminal enterprise of Clinton and Clinton down before somebody gets hurt. How many nuclear bombs will be made from the uranium the Clintons enabled Russia to obtain and will be used against us and our allies?

One would be too many.

One final thought, could the Clintons be Ethel and Julian Rosenberg reincarnated and exacting revenge on the Americans for executing them for giving the USSR the nuclear secrets?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

* The billion dollar real estate payola could be to Mr. Diane Feinstein, but it makes no difference to us here in fly over country, political corruption and greed be it Pelosi, Clinton or Feinstein cheats us all.

** I have broken the code for the Hillary for President logo, H>, it means "Hillary's Vajaja"> That is a fresh marketing idea if I ever saw one. Marketing Idea, not a Vajaja. And as a final thought you should never, ever get into a political fight with a campaign that buys feminine hygiene products by the truck load. It will turn out badly for you.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Random Observations In A Mad Mad World. The Urban Poverty Law Center For Wisdom And Progress In American Hopelessness

Perhaps Attorney General Holder is happy his harping on and on about a non racial issue in Ferguson, Mo has now paid off in spades. Two policemen assassinated over night after the police chief announces his resignation. No mention of the color of the shooter or color of the victims. Is this what Obama's promised fundamental transformation of America is going to look like? A whipped up underclass, jobless because of the policies of its ruling class by and for the privileged, and a middle class abandoned by the law where self protection will be the new norm. Welcome to Tombstone!

And where does Holder, who will soon be off at his new gig for JP Morgan and Elites, for a mind boggling $77 million a year, stand on racial slurs screamed outside the synagogue? Sure, freedom of speech is right there in the Bill of Rights, but does that permit someone to shout "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater, or "Allah Akbar, we will cut your heads off!" at a Jewish synagogue? If these first two are acceptable, then why not the singing of frat songs in Oklahoma? I do not see the difference. All are people being people. We have been people since the first steps out of the swamps.

Where did the neanderthal go? Did they all fall on their swords or agate points when the smarter prettier version of man showed up on their radar screens. No, they were hunted to extinction and some ancient cave writings suggest they tasted like bison. The world is about competition. It is tribal. It is family based. When food is plentiful we will feed our neighbors. Next ice age, sorry Albert Pheneas Gore, Jr, we will feed our families. It is what and how God made us. Evolution, man, survival of the fittest. Today intellect rules, tomorrow brawn and brutality may rule.

The first failed crop worldwide will test my hypothesis.

And speaking of intellectual rule, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, former failed Secretary of State, for the equally failed Obama Presidency, held a presser at the UN yesterday to explain her secretive missives as a government employee. It fell flat with a press that lovingly sucks on all things Clinton and likes it. Hillary's expiration date as a viable presidential candidate has passed. America cannot elect another 60's radical to its top leadership and expect any progress. This woman is so technically backward she can only manage one phone. Is she stupid? She is a democrat version of Bob Dole without the gimpy arm. Hillary's handicap is her shrill ectodermal layer which cannot be hidden no matter how hard her handlers coach. Empathy and caring cannot be learned it is in the mix when one is born. WJ Clinton oozed slimy empathy so thick he looked like Bill Maury in Ghost Busters after his first encounter with the hotel based entity. Other leaders who lacked empathy and compassion include Adolph Hitler, who did like dogs, and Joe Stalin. They may make good leaders but many lives are sacrificed and at what gain?

I am reminded of the nursery rhyme we sang as children to help fend off bullish talk, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." Should we draw our weapons when we hear "Allah Akbar!" screamed at a synagogue, or wait for the sticks and stones to follow? The future in Tombstone belonged to the fastest gun. Nothing has changed.

Be wary my friends. Unto thyself be true. Like Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires" and only you can protect your life against those who would take it. The thugs in Ferguson, Mo
are threats to all Americans, not just the police. And they seem to be doing Obama's and Holder's bidding.

This is truly shocking. I fear a military coup may not come soon enough in Iran to prevent WW III.

God bless us and keep us safe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Mike Brown's Fate Set 100 Years Ago By The Progressive Agenda Which Infects Our Government, God V The "godless": The Urban Poverty Law Center Speaks Out!

I have been reluctant to discuss the Ferguson, Missouri problem America has because I have lived in the South many of my years and have great respect for Southern blacks in the individual, but less so for the pack. Is this discrimination? Yes it is. When I lived briefly in Chicago many years ago my aging Chevy Chevette broke down on the Eisenhower Expressway one Sunday afternoon and I limped it off the nearest exit and it died in front of a high-rise low income housing project.

As I pulled over and parked I was immediately greeted by three young blacks 18 to 20 yrs old holding baseball bats who approached me, a white man of 30, with a shitty little car and a bicycle on a bike rack. I was white and privileged and they were stuck in government housing wondering what fate might bring them that day for entertainment. And here I was!

My wife had followed in another car and was waiting for me so we could go phone a wrecker. I quickly engaged my new attendees in conversation. I briefed these fine fellows with the tats and large biceps of my plan to leave the idled car, call a wrecker, return for my bike and ride bike home, could they watch my car while I was away and how much would they charge me?

The leader of the group stepped towards me with his baseball bat rhythmically striking his left hand, pinched up his face as if considering my offer, I quickly pulled out my wallet and said I had 30 dollars on me and would give them half now and the rest when I got back with the wrecker. I gave each a five dollar bill and the leader said: "I guess dat be awrite."

With that I retreated to my wife's car and when I returned 30 minutes later my new hires were there in attendance and the car and bike were unscathed. A deal is a deal and I gave them the rest of the money in my wallet, thanking them for their assistance and for just letting them rob me of my petty cash and not taking my life or beating me to a pulp.

I dare say I could have taken any one of these three into different circumstances out of the group and he would be a fine co worker in many situations, but growing up on the plantation of no hopes and dreams provided free of charge by the Federal government, and languishing in a public schools system which teaches nothing of any value, Godless training in our schools is a sore subject.

Parents should instill these values in children, fairness, kindness, charity, doing unto others, respect, the Ten Commandments, obeying laws, norms, respecting life, all these should be taught in pre -12 as a citizenship class and part of our children's brain washing, skip teaching how to properly have anal intercourse to five yr olds, those so inclined will figure it out. But the chance to make children honest productive citizens of a greater society has been squandered by the liberal nincompoops who have made policy for over a hundred years. Abandonment of God and the Judeo/Christian ethic for the hedonism of liberalism has been our greatest mistake in schooling these feral children of the underprivileged. They are what we made them.

Margaret Sanger had the bright idea to abort many of them, but this is not in keeping with God's laws. That we as a nation allow our leadership to insist upon this barbarism and cruelty against the unborn speaks poorly of us as a moral people.

Progressives! Follow them on the highway to hell.

Blacks in America face many hurdles. First is the abortion gauntlet which has taken perhaps, 50 million of the 80 million abortions since Roe v Wade. That is a staggering number!
Second is a substandard education system which panders to babysitting and not teaching. Third is the gangsta lifestyle made popular by entertainers and rap artists, making many young blacks turn to drugs and gangs to fill the void left by the destruction of the nuclear family made possible by payments to single mothers in poverty.

That black men like Clarence Thomas, Allen West, or Dr. Ben Carson could break out of that environment and rise to the top of their game is phenomenal. That President Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton could likewise rise from that same festering cauldron and have totally different attitudes is troubling. The difference I believe is spiritual. I believe the former three are Godly and therefore conservatives, and the later are godless progressives. Thomas, West and Carson worship God, and keep his teachings, the latter three, Obama, Holder, and Sharpton worship money and power.

Which should we trust with the reigns of government? The answer begs the question.

We have seen what a mess the godless progressive Obama has wrought. Blacks and whites looking at each other as enemies and not as citizens in a great nation.

And now Aborting 70 million American babies has caught us with a labor shortage here in America and President Obama will fix it by allowing massive numbers of poor central and southern Americans to poor over our borders to mow our grass and keep our hotels cleaned and our restaurants serviced and keep this whole system propped up for another few decades until the neglected infrastructure of our souls is washed out completely and we fade into mediocracy.

If things continue along this path, Sean Hannity will have to change his greeting to "you are a mediocre American!"

Progressives, eight more years on this train with Hillary may just about finish us.

I am not buying what they are selling and neither should you.

Stand up for America. Blah, blah, blah, blah-blah.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Urban Poverty Law Center To Sue Congressman Dr. Jonathan Gruber For Slander: Or Are Americans Really "Stupid"?

According to the US Constitution all taxes must originate in the House of Representatives. Otherwise, a tax is unconstitutional. Can we at least agree on this?

Congressman Dr. Jonathan Gruber, Democrat from MIT, has written the Affordable Care Act, that 2300 page law which was hurriedly passed by the US Senate on Christmas Day, 2010 by all 60 democrat senators. Many of these senators have come up for re-election since that terrible assault against free markets and lost seats in 2012 and in 2014, forced into early retirement by a thinking populace for good cause. Namely, lying to the American people who stupidly elected these rascals to the senate and congress to legislate on their behalf. As Americans are sometimes not paying attention in good times, you can bet they are very astute when something does not pass the smell test.

Let me count the lies which were disseminated to pass this Obamacare plan.

"If you like your insurance plan, you can keep it." President Barack Insane Obama.

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." President Barack Nowlame Obama.

"Premiums for the average American will drop $2500 a year." Barack Pentane Obama.

"The Obamacare IRS penalty is not a tax." Barack Germain Obama.

"The Obamacare IRS penalty is a tax." Chief Justice John Lawless Roberts.

"The Facts that the 2300 page law, as written, does not allow for people in states without a state insurance exchanges to receive tax subsidies is a typo." Congressman Jonathan Gruber D MIT.

"The law was written to encourage all 57 states to set up exchanges so as to qualify their citizens for the subsidies." Congressman Dr. Jonathan Gruber, D MIT

Mow, Congressman Gruber, I know you are a smart fellow when it comes to writing laws that will fit all 350 million Americans and their various conditions and needs, but your laws seem to have fatal flaws which are only now coming to light with its implementation.

A really smart fellow like you should have known, some states would refuse to set up exchanges as required by your brilliant legislation, passed in the cover of darkness by 2/3's of !/3 of our legislators that Black Christmas in Washington, DC after the famous Lame Hen, House Majority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, quacked "We are going to have to pass Obamacare to see what's in it."

And truer words were never spoken by a sitting congressman or woman.

The elections in 2010 were a vote of no confidence in a single issue before the electorate. It was not closing Gitmo, or the high cost of energy, or the billions wasted on bailouts to big bankers and insurance company giants like AIG or the knowing cover up of large banks bundling and selling toxic loans to unsuspecting rubes all across the fruited plains, something which is still being coverer up by Eric Holder, US Attorney General, Retired who used the full authority and weight of his position to make sure the big banks and their criminal enterprises would not come to light in a court of law, a few billions in fines to the US government in exchange for trillions in profits makes crime seem to pay quite well thank you.

And now how ironic that Mr. Holder finds himself hired by JP Morgan, as a special consultant, earning over $77 million a year. If the current republican senate had any balls they would not vote in a successor to this man until he answers some questions. And if he does manage to get out of government and take this sweetheart deal with the bankers, whom he let run a very profitable criminal enterprise, they should make sure he spends all of his ill gotten gains on legal fees for years to come. That would be sweet justice for this unethical lawyer who has no master but self-serving greed.

But this is another tale. He also needs to be seriously examined for his role in the gun running fiasco known as Fast and Furious, and why his office did not fully investigate Lois Lerner and the IRS mishandling of the Tea Party applications for tax free status.

Wait a moment. What's that, Dr. Jonathan Gruber is not a member of congress and he wrote the law. Well then it is unconstitutional since it is the version put forth by the senate and was never ratified by the congress through reconciliation. Well, maybe Dr. Gruber is correct, the American people are stupid, but this is not going to dissuade me from bringing a class action law suit against Dr. Gruber, because I am just that stupid.

I hope you will join me. Time for Gruber to come clean. Time to put up or shut up.

Sir, you have been served. See you in court.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"If voting made any difference, they would not let us do it." Mark Twain

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Eric Holder United States Attorney General Out, Ebola In; How The Obama Administration Will Fall On This Import From Africa

Eric Holder has fled this Obama administration to land his plush crony capitalism job reeking in $77,000,000 a year in compensation to make sure his employers are first in line at the taxpayer funded governmental piggy trough. I have pulled out all my money from J. P Morgan and suggest you do the same. To support these rapscallions is immoral.

The Obama administration is beginning to unravel. The media, sensing something is amiss, are starting to question this flash in the pan politico from Hawaii via Indonesia and Chicago who forced queen Hillary to put off her ascension to the throne for eight long wrinkled years.

Now we find American and European journalist losing their heads because of Obama fueled failures in George Bush's Middle East. Obama is mocked by Putin and every tin horned Arab-Islamist separatist who screams and believes America is the Great Satan. And oil has fallen below $95 a barrel due in large part by America's newly found oil independence from foreign oil, brought to us in spite of every governmental regulation to hobble our domestic oil producers by North American engineering prowess.

The geopolitical importance of the Middle East should be left to the Russians and the Chinese and the economies of the region who need to buy or limit the supply of oil out of these kingdoms. Americans must insist our leaders pull back our presence in the area and let those with strategic interests in these politics stand up while we stand down. Keeping Israel safe is still in our best interest in the area.

And now Ebola has landed in Dallas, Texas brought to us by two Africans, one in the office of the presidency and the other was the poor sap who boarded the plane for Dallas from Liberia. Reasonable immigration policy is proactive and not reactive. Talk about closing the barn door after the horse has left! The Obama administration has bungled everything from border control to terrorism, and now it has bungled its responsibility to serve and protect the American public.

You and I cannot set policy on who crosses our borders, Barry, the shill, Obama, sets this policy. Is he incompetent? Is he? Who are these narcissist who think leading is easy. The hard choices are avoided and everything is a high school student government equivalence. Look around Barry and Eric, this is not high school no matter how much dope you smoke. This is our world. This is our country. We deserve leaders who take their responsibilities seriously. What about Benghazi, where were you?

You have fumbled national security, you have economic policies that stifle growth, you have dropped national health security, and you have set race relations back 50 years. The Ebola fiasco should bring your administration down to sub-Carterian levels in our history books and you will be able to look back at what a colossal failure yours was and the national disgrace you have become.

Who admires a failure? Putin, ISIS, Israel, Americans? And now India has sent a satellite to Mars for only 87 million dollars--only $10 million more than Eric Holder will rake in every year from JP Morgan. American exceptionalism has ended under Obama's watch for our economy, our borders, our health-care, our safety nets, our military, our race relations, and worst of all in our government. A world without borders and laws is a dangerous place.

Our media has finally awakened and your hall pass has been revoked.

God bless and keep America safe, we need Him even more with this level of incompetence!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, Ebola-Free for 61 years, President Urban Poverty Law Center

The only American exceptionalism left is that government to crony capitalism revolving door that Eric Holder has breached. Good Grief.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

What Eric Holder Said At His Off-The -Record News Conference: Progressive UPLC Exclusive

I, being the mover and shaker in Cedar Grove, Tennessee, was selected to sit in for the Huffington Post and the New York Times at Attorney General Eric Holder's off the record meeting with news organizations.  I feel really honored to have been included in this group which included Mother Jones, and a couple of other Commie Publications.  They agreed not to spill the beans, but I am talking.

First, Mr. Holder thanked each of us personally for attending and in doing so we joined an elite group of federal employees who with the appropriate clearance from State and the DOD would be entrusted with the information which they believed would take the presure off this administration and the DOJ for tapping into phone and emails of private citizens to stop the leaker.

The leaker has not been identified but they feel certain it is some one high up in the administration with an axe to grind.  The leak involved sensitive information out of Yemen about plots to overthrow the Saudi Government and to take over the world's strategic petroleum reserves and charge twice market prices for all products which come from oil and its components. 

Once they have taken over the oil, they planned to pull all the kitty litter off the markets and start a world wide war on cats and cat owners.   Once cats have been eliminated from the west, they will push for and get gun control like we have never seen. 

The next plot leak involved information from the 1947 crash of the "weather balloon" at Roswell New Mexico, and that DNA from the crash site was hybridized into an unwitting school girl who has a name quite similar to our sitting president's mother.  The hint is that President Barak Hussein Obama is an alien and that he has small suction cups on his finger tips and dines exclusively on freshly slaughtered house cats.

The president's health is dependent upon an ample supply of house cats and he has to eat upwards of a hundred per day or he will begin to lose weight and his health would fail.

This is the truth.   Attorney General Eric Holder, would he lie to us, the press, or congress?

Better stock up on kitty litter Americans!

When they came for the cats, I remained silent since I did not have a cat.  You know the rest.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Hillary Clinton On Why She Will Not Accept Dem Pres Bid In 2012

In an exclusive one on one interview, Hillary Clinton is adamant she will not accept the nomination for President from a very split and disorganized democrat party.

Barack Hussein Obama's decision not to seek a second term at this late date has thrown the party of Occupy Wall Street, Grifters, and near-do-wells into complete meltdown mode. Reorganized chapters of Acorn will have to throw away the counterfeit ballots bearing his name. A spokesperson for the Acorn affiliates complained they need some lead time to get these ballots right. "This changes everything! We just wasted about a million dollars of taxpayer money, but don't worry we have plenty more where that came from."

Mitt Romney, upon learning of Hillary's decision not to seek her parties nomination, quickly changed his affiliation from lukewarm republican to hot and nasty democrat and is the putative new front runner. A spokesperson for Governor Romney, Plethora Williams, said, "the switch was easy, Mitt only had to flip flop back to his original views on abortion and gun control, leave his national health care policy in place, and wallah! Mitt is a democrat!"

A huge sigh of relief was heard from conservative republican quarters all over the nation. The tea party had an official tea bagging ceremony in which Herman Cain, the current republican party favorite, was allowed to pick any female in the USA and spend 15 minutes alone with her and there would be no questions asked and the lucky woman was sworn to silence! Cheers erupted when Mr. Cain and Ms. Gloria Steinem emerged from their private meeting and the esteemed Ms. Steinem was only wearing Herman's dress white shirt and the dazed look of a young newlywed. Herman Cain looked very sleepy as he exited the aforementioned room in a wife-beater T-shirt and dress pants. Now, against all logic, Ms. Steinem is a huge Herman Cain supporter.

It is not sexual harassment if it is Gloria Steinem. It is an act of mercy as she moved over into the column of women who "don't swell, don't tell, and are grateful as hell" at least a couple of decades ago. The bloom is off the rose is a polite way of describing that situation.

Obama operatives are scrambling to find lobbying jobs before the blush is off his rose. Michelle and the girls are planning an extended holiday jetting off to all the world's hottest locations, while the president hopes to get in a few more rounds of golf before his meal ticket runs out.

In one more surprise move, President Obama pardoned Bernadette Dorn, and William Ayers even though they were never convicted of any wrong doing in their attack against the American people in the late sixties and the seventies. Eric Holder, his embattled attorney general was also granted a presidential pardon as were the entire black Muslims prison population.

January 20, will for now and ever more be known as Black Prisoner Freedom Day, and has been declared a national holiday by presidential executive order. It is hailed as the second emancipation proclamation by some scholars.

Eric Holder, when announcing the program, exclaimed, "It is about time somebody took steps to right the wrongs of a judicial system steeped in 200 years of white racist America. Now if a black brother is incarcerated for any crime, he will only serve until January 20th rolls around at which time, if he has converted to Islam, he will be freed by presidential fiat. This will prove to be by far the most important and significant accomplishment of the Obama presidency."

Just when you thought it could not get any worse, an asteroid the size of George Soros' ego narrowly misses earth. Hey we could use the relief down here!

In other asteroid news, scientists were able to analyze its content and found it was equal parts gold, and diamond. They did this by focusing a beam of light on the fast approaching celestial body and captured the resulting spectrum of energy which was reflected off said asteroid.

Fed chairman Ben Bernanke just shook his head when he learned of the valuable heavenly body and is quoted, "That would have wiped out all our dept if it had only struck earth." Of course there would have been a big fight over who owned the object and this would have caused a bigger world war than the one that will be caused when Iran and Israel take the gloves off later this year."

The mayors of the variously Occupied lands across the country are beginning to get annoyed at the deaths in these camps for the discontented and the homeless. These protesters have had their 15 minutes of fame and need to take the party else where.
The sooner these people realize they have been lied to all their lives and accept that life is just a series of disjointed setbacks and major disappointments and not the MTV version, then they can get on with spending what time they have left more productively.
Like getting a job and paying off those student loans they wasted on beer and pizza and a couple of trips to Cancun, Mexico for spring break.

Where is my bling? Why can't I sing? It's yo thing, do what you wanna do! But do it somewhere else where we do not have to look at you and people in the next tent are not waking up dead.

Do you suppose these Occupy idiots realize they are easy marks for what ever new secret biological the spooks want to test on the more unproductive segment of our society? Spread out or die of the newest government developed OWS flu, asshats!

Doubters will be coughing up large segments of their lungs by next week. I do not agree with the wholesale slaughter of our citizens, but I can see the governments point. They have to do what is in their best interest, survival of the fittest. Darwin, yeah, it is all we have in a Godless society. I can live with that.

Hey, you don't see or hear me complaining. Or do you?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

I tried to insult as many people in this latest effort as possible, how'd I do? jdm

Saturday, October 22, 2011

President Obama's War In Iraq Ends: Urban Poverty Law Center Shocked

Readers, tweeters, Occupy Streeters, Wal-Mart Greeters, former wife-beaters, third world leaders, income tax cheaters, and Jackson Delano Maybolt, who is well represented by the introduction list in more than one category, though not a cheater, a beater, or a streeter, I come to praise President Obama not to curry favor with him.

The first thing President Barack Hussein Obama did that I agree with is to draw down all our troops from Iraq. Our mission is completed! Al Qaida is a headless serpent spinning around the deserts of the Middle East and we in America have bigger fish to fry as they are fond of saying here stateside.

For example, the Lords Prayer Army of Uganda has just received a shipment of new and improved hacking machetes hot off the North Korean Iron Works by way of Venezuela each personally stamped by Hugo Chavez's secretary of the Inferior, Manuel De la Grossa Kelly. This, in spite of the United Nations Ruling NM-993322, which explicitly calls for a voluntary banning of improved hacking machetes in dirt-poor, oil and mineral rich, Sub Sahara black Africa.

I did not want to say anything because I know BATFnE and Attorney General Eric Holder have a lot on their plates right now, but this has all the hallmarks of their MO. Machete walking, Slash and Furious, what are these people thinking. We are not stupid!

As they say, outlaw hacking machetes and only the outlaws will have hacking machetes! Or another favorite of mine; "you can have my hacking machete when you peel it out of my cold dead hands!" And not to leave out; "sure I will give you my hacking machete, one atom at a time as it slices off each limb from your bloated liberal torso."

Back to Iraq and President Obama's announcement. On first look, I cheered his decision. Then after some reflection I RAN into a few misgivings. My cats needed food, so I RAN to Wal-mart. My windows needed caulking before winter, so I RAN to the hardware store. My cows were low on salt blocks so I RAN to the Co-op. Now that you see what I fear the double secret meaning of the troop draw down in Iraq may be, I am not so gleeful.

Hey, maybe I am wrong. I have been wrong once before, and that was when I thought I was wrong. Time for a quick poem for the simple. IRAN BEFORE THE FALL

Iran into Ahmadinejad
at my local Synagogue
he did not speak
just showed his teeth
n got bitch slapped by Uncle Billy Bob

Lastly, I want to leave you with this...............................................................................................................not all fruit flies are gay, some are just happy.

Jackson Delano Maybolt President and Poet Laurette for The Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Eric Holder At Justice(For Now) Foils Real Assassination Plots,UPLC Skeptical

In a classic Washington, DC moment of "look e here!" Eric Holder, the embattled US attorney general under Obama, has announced his crack team has thwarted an assassination attempt against the Ambassador to the US from Saudi Arabia, and bomb attacks against both the Saudi and the Israeli embassies.

In a statement released just moments ago from the DOJ Headquarters Holder is quoted as saying: "This is a real bust and I am proud of our people in both the FBI and at the CIA for their fast and furious work in breaking the back of this conspiracy from Iran. Really, this is a real bust!"

The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations, rolled his eyes toward Mecca when he first learned of Holder's announcement.

"We know we cannot trust anything that comes out of this administrations Department of Justice. The Obama administration has played fast and furious with the truth! The record will show we are innocent of these charges!"

The Urban Poverty Law Center is reserving judgement on this one as it seems to come too closely on the heels of the assault rifle Arizona to Mexican drug cartel attack against the United States Constitution and the Second Amendment.

In one sense it would be a relief if it was only the Iranians involved as they are much less likely to get anything rammed through congress if they should really attack embassies here in the US, unlike Obama and Holder and the one world order flunkies.

It is as the famous former Obama adviser, now mayor of Chicagoistan, Rahm Emanuel, so famously put it: "Never let a crisis go to waste!" And its unspoken corollary, "Never wait for a crisis when you can manufacture one."

Nice try Eric, but the Iranians have plausible deny ability when you have made the accusations. Credibility is worth its weight in gold when one has lost it. Yours is gone. And you should follow your credibility out the door to K Street and the millions of dollars you can rake in lobbying.

Resign, you are ineffective.

Your reign of error is over.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Urban Poverty Law Center First In Nation To Call For AG Holder To Step Down

We here at the Urban Poverty Law Center do not take our criticisms of government lightly, and for us to call for the resignation of the United States Attorney General, Eric Holder, is BIG NEWS!

In his letter to congress his plausible deny ability tap dance through a mine field of conflicting facts seems more a stall than a defense of the indefensible.

Fast and Furious was a spook inspired plan to attack the second amendment of the US Constitution. Treason! Treason beyond reason!

Mr. Holder and the elements of the Obama administration that plot to undermine our constitutional freedoms are enemies of a free America! They must be stopped. They are worse than the enemies outside our borders, much worse! Their stealth has been removed and now they must carry out their awkward plans without the cover of a complacent press or an unenlightened populace.

The congressional investigations in the House Oversight Committee with Rep. Issa are a good start. Shining some light on these cockroaches will make them scatter, but unless we finish the pest control by voting these scoundrels out in 2012, they will regroup and redouble their efforts at dismantling our constitutional freedoms.

It is abundantly clear Eric Holder must resign for his attack of the very constitution which he took an oath to defend. If he says he did not know about it he is incompetent, if he says he knew and approved of the plan, he is incompetent ! Our more important question now is what other freedoms are these closeted traitors planning to destroy and how to shed light on these plans and stop them.

Occupy Wall Street? Martial Law? Suspension of the 2012 elections? Outlaw Gold Ownership? Reeducation camps? Black Helicopters? Drones with viruses? One World Government? French fries without ketchup? A Fat Tax?

It has been almost a couple of decades since BATFnE tried its hand in the indefensible, recalling how the Waco and Ruby Ridge thing panned out for you fellows under AG Reno, You came across about as well as the Mexican Cartel Drug Lords in my mind.

I will never forget what I felt when I saw the fellows at BATFnE burn the Waco home with 59 children to the ground on that windy day in April. God Damn! These are really some evil people we are supporting with our tax dollars! That was when I knew the lie.

We must return this nation to its foundational principles and live within the law. Anyway, got to go. Wondering when that knock at the door will be the black booted thugs flying in their black helicopters coming to reintegrate me into the soil from which I came. Will they shoot me with a high velocity weapon exported illegally to Mexico and then imported back to the US, or wait until the wind conditions are right and I have all the Cedar Grove Boy Scout troops in my home and burn me up, or just cut my head off with a dull knife? We shall see?

Hopefully, the Fast and Furious failure will get you fellows back to chasing the moonshiners and the kids with untreated ADHD who make pipe bombs and set them off in the lockers at high school, and leave amending the US Constitution to Congress and the States as written by our founders through the nearly impossible steps they provide for in the founding documents.

Freedom and rights are for everybody, right? If you fellows in government and the BATFnE ever have to ask yourselves if you are with or against the American people and its constitution, you are not fit to serve, and you should resign with your leader, Attorney General, Eric Holder. Disgraceful!

If that kind of work at the BATFnE is too mundane, join special forces and go after Al Qaeda, but for goodness sakes, leave your own citizens alone! Surely your mother taught you better. I know mine did!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"Power is measured by the strength of your enemies. You are a nobody until they kill you or you kill them!" Joseph Stalin 1934

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Urban Poverty Law Center: Fast and Furious Plan Is Treason!

"We cannot complete the total domination/subjugation of the American people unless we can disarm them." Stalin, circa 1944, Mao circa 1960, Bill Clinton, circa 1992, Barack Obama, circa 2010

And thus it began with Obama and Eric Holder, and the recently released top man at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, sitting around a table when they set about a plan to demonize guns and overturn the second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America.

"Hey, let's say we sell a bunch of AR-15 or their equivalents to bad guys on the Mexican Border and look the other way when they are taken across and used in the Mexican Drug Cartel violence. I would much rather be shot with a high velocity weapon as have my head carved off at the nape of the neck by a Mexican druggist with grade 4 malignant halitosis using a dull bowie knife. Then we could become all incensed and say we just have to do something about these guns and get a ban worked through congress!"

Apparently this is what Obama, Holder and the unnamed former head of BATFnE did and as the saying goes: with
all the best laid plans of mice and men, something went terribly wrong.

A border agent for the US was killed with one of the weapons sold in the Obama/Holder/BATFnE's Fast and Furious Gun Running Scandal, and then someone who knew of the plan who was a constitutionalists spilled the beans on these plans and now the news of Fast and Furious is making us worry about what other underhanded plans have been put in place by this miscreant and criminal enterprise, the Obama administration. The Wall Street Protests? Anybody?

Can we trust these people with the reigns of power in government? They have brought criminality to our highest branches of government. Who is watching those who seem to believe they are above the law? Is it too late to stop the hemorrhage?

Eric Holder drops charges against the New Black Panthers who intimidated elderly whites who came to their polling place in Philadelphia by being 6'5" dressed in army fatigues and waving billet clubs around and screaming racial slurs at them. Even I could not vote for John McCain if I had to fight a schizoid oversize black man with a billet club and halitosis to do so. Granny showed exceptionally good judgement in tottering back to her car and foregoing the vote. Pick your fights carefully in life.

I see Eric Holder's point. Since they did not actually physically assault these blue haired oldsters, Holder thought there was no foul. Disgusting! Eric Holder is a thug.

Now, Eric Holder has been caught lying to congress about when he knew of the Fast and Spurious gun running plan, and this could get his panties in a bunch. There are still a few members in congress that take the rule of law seriously. Recall Eric, the congress in no longer in the clutches of Nannie Pelosi and Brawny Frank! These republicans will not run cover for you this time. This will be your Humpty-Dumpty moment. Resign now!

There will be no help from the fourth estate, the press, which has fallen on its sword for this bunch of flim-flam artists lead by that community organizer extraordinaire, BHO!

With Sarah Palin out of the running for president, the tea party will have its work cut out for it. I personally do not blame her for not wanting to run the gauntlet of smears her run would entail. She may have made the determination that the nation is too steeped in political corruption to ever make it back.

I am hopeful that something will be left for those who still play by the rules. At least we still have our guns, for now.

Well, in this game of cat and mouse, the cat was caught crapping out of the litter box. Eric Holder must step down if it can be shown he was the father of Fast and Furious.

What a dope!

Hey, I gotta an idea, why don't our leaders do the right thing for a change and not screw around with our constitution. The planning and execution of ways to get the second amendment overturned is treasonous and should be punishable by death. If we had any real men left there would be a few on the way to the gallows.

I know the liberals say that the death penalty does not reduce crime, but it definitely reduces the number if criminals.

Bring back the death penalty for treason! Then we could all sleep a little better.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" Shakespeare