Martha Cannot Be Blamed For The 90%'s Action Against The Undocumented .00001% DeSantis' Border Jumping Peoples

As our beloved former president 44 would say, White folks are racist. *Hell, even my granny would cross the street if she saw me coming up the block without a leafblower!" Martha's Vineyard is 90% white cracker off season, and this falls to a respectful 89.5% if you include the brown's who accompany the 180,000 seasonal Cracker Jacks and Jill who bring their nanny's and chauffers. Life's good for those who frequent Martha's Vineyard, grandfathered in Trust Funds of the Elite Swine and Cheese Party Class keep it that way. Ron DeSantis showed the American 99% what hipocrits the 1% are when it comes to diversity, inclusion, and equity. The 1% are all in as long as it is not in their spheres. The sanctuary isle turned out to be a racist, classist, community who called out the national guard to remove the poor immigrants. Within 48 hrs these dreamers were loaded up and bussed off to places where the 1% would never have to deal with them. I even hear talk of Martha's Vineyard asking if former FBI special agent Peter Strozk would consider coming up off season to sniff out any possible hide outs. HOW DARE YOU! Martha's Vineyard you are hereby renamed Martha's Swineyard. UnAmerican pigs happy to share America's wide communal trough but not their personal trough with our brown immigrants. I think a boycott of Martha's Swineyard is in order. This abomination should create a movement as powerful as "Me Too". I suggest calling it the "Me But Not You Too" movement. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr. Senior Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center

Federal Monies Denied Sanctuary Cities Should Be Applied to Build The Wall

Will the Whitehouse and President Trump mark the money demied to the sanctuary cities to build the wall?

I can hear the wailing and gnashing of liberal teeth all over the MSM.

My vote is "do it"!

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Urban Poverty Law Center

Cedar Grove is now a sanctuary city!

I am back from yet another near death experience after having fallen on the ice, striking my head and causing what my doctor calls a fatal injury in 99 + percent of those so afflicted. I lay in a coma for nearly five and a half months, fed by tubes and when I had the misfortune of waking from my coma, my doctor quickly sent me home on vicodin and valium and wished me luck. I am a bit groggy from the medications and I apologize if my thoughts seem jumbled but I had to comment on a few of the things I slept through.

British Petroleum hits a gusher a mile deep in the Gulf of Mexico spilling, some say, a million barrels of oil each day! Put a pipe in the pipe and let it gush up into tankers and bring it to our refineries. What is so hard about that? Problems solved! If my first solution fails, peak oil theory states we are out of oil or nearly so. This being the case all we have to do is wait this million barrel a day gusher out and after a few billion barrels or so the gusher will peter out and all the oil ever produced from dead dinosaurs and their bowel contents when they were trapped 17 miles below the earth will have been spewed into our gulf waters. Warning: the abiatic theory for production of oil states oil is produced naturally from carbon and hydrogen by the heat and pressure deep in the bowels of the earth and is an ongoing, not only an ancient process. If this theory is correct that leaky pipe could cause some serious problems for a long, long time!

Arizonan vote to uphold the law against illegal immigration and the Obama
administration sues to stop Arizona from following the law. What? The message I am taking from this is that laws are only laws when they are convenient? Inconvenient laws can be ignored?

Not suprisingly, while in a coma I was voted into office and now am the Mayor of Cedar Grove, Tennessee. It seems I was the only citizen so afflicted as to not be able to decline the nomination and I won by default. Cedar Grove is unincorporated, but encompases as much real estate as most of Rhode Island.

My first act as Mayor was to make Cedar Grove, Tennessee, a sancturary site for all persons who wish to avoid paying federal income taxes. Of course you still have to pay the state and local taxes, but say good-by to those pesky FICA and SS taxes forever! Don't want to pick up and move to Cedar Grove? Well you can get a citizenship identification card which gives you all the rights and priviledges associated with Cedar Grove, TN residency by sending in $100 to:

Jackson Delano Maybolt, Mayor
PO Box 13
Cedar Grove, TN 38321

We will get you one of our tax exempt Cedar Grove, TN citizenship cards out in the mail as soon as possible. These cards are honored in all fifty states and more importantly in Washington, DC! Not trying to sound like one of those cheap early am infomercials, but this may be the best $100 you ever invested.

My head is starting to pound again and my fingers are starting to cramp up and I need to take another vicovalium and get a short nap. I am not through with my rants yet. We have building lots available to those who wish to relocate. We have city water, but you will have to get Bufford Taylor to bring his back hoe over and dig your septic system. Contact David, Banjo, Bell for more information.
Later,

Jack D. Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor of Cedar Grove, TN

" Freedom is just another word." Mother Maybolt, (1922-2008)