If this were another time, say the middle ages, people like Alberto Phineas Gore, Jr would find they would've been separate from their bodies, head on a pike. The global warmer enthusiasts would be happy to provide the cleaver for this man whose prophecy could not have wrought more anger from God. Every confab on warming interrupted by severe cold, special envoys to the poles to study the warming trapped in ice for days, and now the stakes are raised by polar vortices which could have Atlantians off the grid for a month or so until the utility companies can repair all the damage this latest Polar Vortex has wrought.
Where is the false profit, Gore? His light shines nowhere. His voice like a pin dropped in outer space, like a tree crashing in the forest without ears to hear.
The man who cried anthropomorphic global warming during a solar sunspot minimum to ginny support for an unpopular world carbon tax for the sole benefit of a more and more useless, thoughtless, and selfish governing class, has wisely dropped from public view. He is reportedly a Howard Hughes type recluse, an enormous glutton with a voracious appetite for banana pudding topped with beluga caviar sprinkled with Reeses'Pieces. His skin is becoming translucent. If he stands naked in front of a light he appears to be two large blue spots and a brown one.
Doctors have said it is only a matter of weeks until his flesh will become completely invisible and his intestines will be displayed in all their undulating magnificence. He is pitiable but grotesque. He is living with the lie he fashioned from whole cloth. He feels betrayed by the Sun and refuses to ever be in the sunlight again for as long as he lives.
My only concern is we may burn all the pikes trying to stay warm before enough heads have taken their earned and rightful places atop.
Good luck Georgia. May God have mercy on your electrical grid and upon Al Gore, Jr's soul.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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Thursday, October 25, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center: Is The Election Over?
I feel like President Barack Obama has been running for president of the United States for at least four of the past four years. Turn on the television or crank up the radio and there is his image and his patented soothing baritone voice bleating out some feel-good patriotic gobble-de-gook about the other guy, you know the one, that rich guy over there, who has taken advantage of us by paying half of what he makes to state, local, and federal taxes, additional fees sometimes apply.
Obama, in his staccato, drones on and on like a perpetual motion machine, never tiring, never changing, never interesting, never believable on anything that really, really matters.
His economic policy: let Bernanke and the rich white guys over at that private bank called the Federal Reserve, handle it. Add liquidity, lower values, destroy savings.
His energy policy: give billions in guaranteed loans to friendly campaign bundlers of green energy start-ups and look the other way when all the money is gone with nothing to show for it, not even one molecule of CO2 less circulating in our atmosphere for these billions of dollars of handouts to his friends. Institute policies that close down coal power plants and cause electric rates to "necessarily skyrocket." Stop drilling permits on federal lands. Start a war on domestic oil and gas production and on coal.
His foreign policy: help destabilize the middle east so we can be tied up over there fighting the middle earthers who are content to brutalize females and herd goats if we would just leave them to their own devices.
His Domestic policy: grow welfare, shrink the private sector, grow government dependency and destroy the American health care system, and with his wife, Michelle's,new public school policy now in play for school lunches, along with not being able to get a decent education our kids can't even get a decent meal at school. Truth be known, many of our children only attended school for the free meal it provided, that and the opportunity for teacher on student sex. I predict truancy will skyrocket when the sex is outlawed. Make the Catholic's use birth control and abort babies.
Forward is forewarned.
I spoke desparagingly in the last post of President Obama's squirrelly effete little muppet hands as he tried to ball up the five trillion dollar Romney economic plan, I forgot to mention his yellowed demonic eyes which seemed to spew daggers and fire at Romney during certain phases of the last debate. Creepy, and now we learn he watches the Superbowl by himself?
No man is an island, but if Al Gore, Jr wades out into the ocean he would look a great deal like one given his corpulent size of late.
Hit the scary music from the "Exorcist".
Forward, fade.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Obama, in his staccato, drones on and on like a perpetual motion machine, never tiring, never changing, never interesting, never believable on anything that really, really matters.
His economic policy: let Bernanke and the rich white guys over at that private bank called the Federal Reserve, handle it. Add liquidity, lower values, destroy savings.
His energy policy: give billions in guaranteed loans to friendly campaign bundlers of green energy start-ups and look the other way when all the money is gone with nothing to show for it, not even one molecule of CO2 less circulating in our atmosphere for these billions of dollars of handouts to his friends. Institute policies that close down coal power plants and cause electric rates to "necessarily skyrocket." Stop drilling permits on federal lands. Start a war on domestic oil and gas production and on coal.
His foreign policy: help destabilize the middle east so we can be tied up over there fighting the middle earthers who are content to brutalize females and herd goats if we would just leave them to their own devices.
His Domestic policy: grow welfare, shrink the private sector, grow government dependency and destroy the American health care system, and with his wife, Michelle's,new public school policy now in play for school lunches, along with not being able to get a decent education our kids can't even get a decent meal at school. Truth be known, many of our children only attended school for the free meal it provided, that and the opportunity for teacher on student sex. I predict truancy will skyrocket when the sex is outlawed. Make the Catholic's use birth control and abort babies.
Forward is forewarned.
I spoke desparagingly in the last post of President Obama's squirrelly effete little muppet hands as he tried to ball up the five trillion dollar Romney economic plan, I forgot to mention his yellowed demonic eyes which seemed to spew daggers and fire at Romney during certain phases of the last debate. Creepy, and now we learn he watches the Superbowl by himself?
No man is an island, but if Al Gore, Jr wades out into the ocean he would look a great deal like one given his corpulent size of late.
Hit the scary music from the "Exorcist".
Forward, fade.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center Falls On Its Petar
What do you do when your keyboard stares up at you like a hungry puppy watching you eat a biggie order of french fries from McDonalds and your mind is a blank? As those of you who have muddled through the first sentence already know you type out some worthless piece of literal garbage which will amuse few. Some more gifted readers will bolt, but some who enjoy watching the train wreck will tarry on, deeper and deeper, pulled not so much by curiosity but more by the shallow hope that Jackson Delano Maybolt will find his voice and the missive will be saved! You are forewarned! Proceed at your own peril.
I have read this morning of the supreme courts decision to allow parochial schools the freedom to hire and fire according to the church's doctrine and the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission rules do not supersede the church. It is an affirmation of the 1st amendment of the constitution. It was a 9-0 decision and I cannot disagree.
I have read that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives has another gun running venture to Mexico besides the Fast and Furious and it has been met with the same unexpected results. The second attempt to subvert the 2nd amendment of our bill of rights was unsuccessful.
I have read that the Obama's had a Halloween party with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp in attendance. It was a costume party with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme. The party was kept secret since every American does not have the means to invite a couple of Hollywood big shots over to a party and dress up like goofs. His wife played the Wookie from "Star Wars." Mr. Obama played himself.
I have read that Iran has evidence that the US is behind the assassination of their nuclear scientist in the spectacular motorcycle magnetic bomb hit while the unfortunate and his three colleagues were driven to the nuclear bomb factory outside of Tehran. Carpooling with Iranian Nuclear scientists has dropped four-fold in the past week.
I have read Iran is planning to close the Straits of Hormuz if any more sanctions are applied to their country. Much of the other side of the world's oil flows through there and it would be a shame if our global competitors had their oil supplies threatened. Meanwhile, back home, even with Obama's unfriendly oil and gas policies, North Dakota produced half a million barrels of oil a day last year surpassing Venezuela.
I have read John Edwards has contracted a deadly heart disease and has asked if his trial can be delayed until he either dies or recovers. Something tells me he will never recover. Hoisted up on the wings of his own petar! Can Al Gore, Jr be far behind. He is in hiding until next year. Word has it he has already retreated into the underground bunkers built with Tarp funds for the politicians and celebrities to hold out in until what ever cataclysm befalls our planet on schedule for the end of this year.
I believe Obama's reelection is the cataclysm the Maya's foresaw and in a way it will seem to be the end of the world. Anyway a great nail in the coffin of the world as America is the last great hope for freedom everywhere. John P. Sousa music!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
I have read this morning of the supreme courts decision to allow parochial schools the freedom to hire and fire according to the church's doctrine and the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission rules do not supersede the church. It is an affirmation of the 1st amendment of the constitution. It was a 9-0 decision and I cannot disagree.
I have read that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives has another gun running venture to Mexico besides the Fast and Furious and it has been met with the same unexpected results. The second attempt to subvert the 2nd amendment of our bill of rights was unsuccessful.
I have read that the Obama's had a Halloween party with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp in attendance. It was a costume party with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme. The party was kept secret since every American does not have the means to invite a couple of Hollywood big shots over to a party and dress up like goofs. His wife played the Wookie from "Star Wars." Mr. Obama played himself.
I have read that Iran has evidence that the US is behind the assassination of their nuclear scientist in the spectacular motorcycle magnetic bomb hit while the unfortunate and his three colleagues were driven to the nuclear bomb factory outside of Tehran. Carpooling with Iranian Nuclear scientists has dropped four-fold in the past week.
I have read Iran is planning to close the Straits of Hormuz if any more sanctions are applied to their country. Much of the other side of the world's oil flows through there and it would be a shame if our global competitors had their oil supplies threatened. Meanwhile, back home, even with Obama's unfriendly oil and gas policies, North Dakota produced half a million barrels of oil a day last year surpassing Venezuela.
I have read John Edwards has contracted a deadly heart disease and has asked if his trial can be delayed until he either dies or recovers. Something tells me he will never recover. Hoisted up on the wings of his own petar! Can Al Gore, Jr be far behind. He is in hiding until next year. Word has it he has already retreated into the underground bunkers built with Tarp funds for the politicians and celebrities to hold out in until what ever cataclysm befalls our planet on schedule for the end of this year.
I believe Obama's reelection is the cataclysm the Maya's foresaw and in a way it will seem to be the end of the world. Anyway a great nail in the coffin of the world as America is the last great hope for freedom everywhere. John P. Sousa music!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
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