Showing posts with label Hunter Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hunter Biden. Show all posts
Friday, October 7, 2022
Hunter Biden Is Not 007, But He's Damn Close
Hunter Biden is back making the news as America's First Son. Sure the president's family should be afforded some leeway and special privilege, but has Hunter taken it too far? It seems he is not James Bond, 007, but he is 006.999 with license to do everything except kill. Felony purchasing a firearm, license granted, crack cocaine, no problem, diddling underage girls, not a problem, sleazy no work money from American enemies, China, Russia, and our money laundering favorite country, Ukraine! Jack Pot! As one old cuck cracked on a hot mike in Florida the other day, "No one Fooks with a Biden!" I suggest the clowns stop wasting taxpayer funds and end the sham investigation of Hunter because they are all in on it and the law is only applied to the ignorant masses. I am, Jose RobberBarren Biden Chancre Jr, Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
Three Days Of The Conyers, Biden His Time, Hunter For Red October, Rob Reiner Is A Meathead, Trump Presidency Til 2058
Congressman Elijah Cummings died about three days after he was pointed out as being almost as corrupt as Bill and Hillary Clinton. I didn't even know he was sick. Wow!
Joe Biden's personal physician, Quack On Crack, has examined the former vice president and finds him to be fit for the office of the presidency.
In a statement released to the press:
" Vice President Biden is in full possession of his faculties and is fully fit to preform the day to day duties and responsibilities of the presidency. However, he may not be able to recall what he has done day to day."
Signed, Quincy Rodham Quack, MD
When Hunter Biden's casual cockholster Luden Roberts received both barrels from a coked up Biden in the backroom of the Gentleman's Quarterly Crack House, two Novembers ago he should have been more concerned with Ms. Roberts last menstrual cycle. Now thanks to a moments indiscretion from a foolish cock master, Baby Biden Roberts is here and needs money to be raised in Biden-land.
A wandering Dick is a wondrous thing. Like Rick James used to say: "Cocaine will make you do some funny things!"
Rob Reiner, is a Meat head. "I know you are, but what am I?"
That's simple Mr. Reiner, a meat head, a meat head, stuck with a middle schoolers mind-set addled by years of THC.
Do us a favor middle school meat head. Hang up your Twitter feed and have some munchies. Your hatred of President Donald Trump is a sign of mental illness.
We deplorables all lived through Obama, you will make it through 5 more years of President Donald J. Trump, followed by 8 years of President Donald J. Trump, jr, followed by 8 more years of President Ivanka Trump.
Then when you are 93 yrs old you can vote for Hillary Clinton since Baron Trump would only be 32 and unable to run for the presidency for another 3 years, but I forgot about President Eric Trump and his 8 years. This would place Baron in line at age 41, whew it ain't looking good for your Hollywood tribe of Trump-hating deplorable hating neurotics.
Well Robbie, old boy, you might have to wait until you are 109 yrs old in order to vote for Hillary who also will be 109 years old. Toke up, it is going to be a long, long frustrating 38 years for you.
Life is a series of ups and downs, and the next 4 decades are sure to be downers for you if your happiness is dependent on a Trump out of the White House.
Americans are woke and are tired of the corruption your side represents with Biden, Obama, Clinton, Holder, Conyers, Pelosi, Kerry, and add your favorite democrat and they are corrupt too!
That is all.
Joe Biden Chancre, SR President Urban Poverty Law Center
Joe Biden's personal physician, Quack On Crack, has examined the former vice president and finds him to be fit for the office of the presidency.
In a statement released to the press:
" Vice President Biden is in full possession of his faculties and is fully fit to preform the day to day duties and responsibilities of the presidency. However, he may not be able to recall what he has done day to day."
Signed, Quincy Rodham Quack, MD
When Hunter Biden's casual cockholster Luden Roberts received both barrels from a coked up Biden in the backroom of the Gentleman's Quarterly Crack House, two Novembers ago he should have been more concerned with Ms. Roberts last menstrual cycle. Now thanks to a moments indiscretion from a foolish cock master, Baby Biden Roberts is here and needs money to be raised in Biden-land.
A wandering Dick is a wondrous thing. Like Rick James used to say: "Cocaine will make you do some funny things!"
Rob Reiner, is a Meat head. "I know you are, but what am I?"
That's simple Mr. Reiner, a meat head, a meat head, stuck with a middle schoolers mind-set addled by years of THC.
Do us a favor middle school meat head. Hang up your Twitter feed and have some munchies. Your hatred of President Donald Trump is a sign of mental illness.
We deplorables all lived through Obama, you will make it through 5 more years of President Donald J. Trump, followed by 8 years of President Donald J. Trump, jr, followed by 8 more years of President Ivanka Trump.
Then when you are 93 yrs old you can vote for Hillary Clinton since Baron Trump would only be 32 and unable to run for the presidency for another 3 years, but I forgot about President Eric Trump and his 8 years. This would place Baron in line at age 41, whew it ain't looking good for your Hollywood tribe of Trump-hating deplorable hating neurotics.
Well Robbie, old boy, you might have to wait until you are 109 yrs old in order to vote for Hillary who also will be 109 years old. Toke up, it is going to be a long, long frustrating 38 years for you.
Life is a series of ups and downs, and the next 4 decades are sure to be downers for you if your happiness is dependent on a Trump out of the White House.
Americans are woke and are tired of the corruption your side represents with Biden, Obama, Clinton, Holder, Conyers, Pelosi, Kerry, and add your favorite democrat and they are corrupt too!
That is all.
Joe Biden Chancre, SR President Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Democrats In The House Can't Legislate So they Litigate to Impeach And Impede 45
Legislate or Litigate, that is the question?
Pelosi's petty pack of pols cannot legislate their plans for Medicare for All, Tax the Rich Til There Are No Rich, Destroy the Second Admendment, Open Borders with Mexico, end the Electoral College, with Donald Trump as President since he would surely veto these Schiff for Brains plans. Even if the Senate voted with the dims.
They need to impeach 45 or at least impede 45 for any hope at regaining power in 2020. And impede 45 they have, but not enough to keep Orange Man Bad from being good, really good for the country.
Unemployment, disengagements in the Middle East, lower taxes, renegotiating unfair trade agreements, pulling out of the unfair Paris Climate Accord, rebuilding our depleted military, and draining the swamp, reducing over bearing bureaucratic regulations, reversing Obama's mighty pen putsch push, thanks Google for warning me my content is not approved, this way I know I am on the right track!
Barr and Durham are on the deep state coop like white on rice. Is white on rice racist? Second Google warning! I will try to tow the line in the rest of this work.
Anyway what I meant to say was Hillary Clinton is the real president since she got at least 3 million more votes than the Usurper Donald Trump. And Pelosi and A. Schiff are doing yeomans work keeping Trump and his misbegoten plans for making America great again in check. And Medicare for all, and our immigrants from South of the border first is the icing on the cake for middle America. Open voting is the only fair process in an open democracy. I agree residency and not citizenship is the most important factor in rights to vote. The Paris Climate Accord should be reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with the United Nations. NAFTA must be immediately reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with our former trade partners on this side of the globe. And the trade agreement with Asia must be fully reinstated after a billion dollars to Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is so good he does not need any experience to be on any board of directors or negotiate any deal. He read Trump's "Art of The Deal".
We need to fully militarize the border of Syria, and Trump must tear down the wall between us and Mexico so our new citizen voters can pour into our nation and raise the living standards for all current Americans. An executive order to stop producing oil, gas, and coal in America must be signed today and we must again be cowed by the OPEC cartel. Another billions dollars must go to Hunter Biden to negotiate fair pricing with OPEC.
The witch hunt against the Trump Witch Hunters must be halted. Barr and Durham must be relieved of duty today, and Hunter Biden must get another billion dollars to pick their replacements.
All the regulations Trump nixed must be fully restored and Hunter Biden must be given another billion dollars to over see this process.
The American Embasy must be removed from Jerusalem immediately and Hunter Biden must be given one billion dollars to pick the new embassy site.
Al Bagdadi must be put back together from the million pieces his suicide bomb created and resuscitated. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to over see this process.
The penalty for Obamacare must be reinstated retroactively. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to see to it.
Gorsech and Kavanough must be impeached from the Supreme Court replaced by ones chosen by, you guessed it, Hunter Biden, and his customary one billion dollars!
Jim Comey must have his job back as the director of the FBI. And HB should get a billion dollars to help with the transition.
The stock market must fully reverse to pre Donald Trump levels, and HB should get a trillion dollars to see to it the fall is fair.
Hillary Clinton must be declared the 2016 presidential winner and the Clinton Foundation should be awarded 2 trillion dollars as a down payment on the monies it lost due to her loss in the first place. We all know the foundation would have raked in much more in pay for play but America must be frugal as we are already 23 trillion in the hole.
Ok, Google are we good?
Hunter Biden Chancre, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Pelosi's petty pack of pols cannot legislate their plans for Medicare for All, Tax the Rich Til There Are No Rich, Destroy the Second Admendment, Open Borders with Mexico, end the Electoral College, with Donald Trump as President since he would surely veto these Schiff for Brains plans. Even if the Senate voted with the dims.
They need to impeach 45 or at least impede 45 for any hope at regaining power in 2020. And impede 45 they have, but not enough to keep Orange Man Bad from being good, really good for the country.
Unemployment, disengagements in the Middle East, lower taxes, renegotiating unfair trade agreements, pulling out of the unfair Paris Climate Accord, rebuilding our depleted military, and draining the swamp, reducing over bearing bureaucratic regulations, reversing Obama's mighty pen putsch push, thanks Google for warning me my content is not approved, this way I know I am on the right track!
Barr and Durham are on the deep state coop like white on rice. Is white on rice racist? Second Google warning! I will try to tow the line in the rest of this work.
Anyway what I meant to say was Hillary Clinton is the real president since she got at least 3 million more votes than the Usurper Donald Trump. And Pelosi and A. Schiff are doing yeomans work keeping Trump and his misbegoten plans for making America great again in check. And Medicare for all, and our immigrants from South of the border first is the icing on the cake for middle America. Open voting is the only fair process in an open democracy. I agree residency and not citizenship is the most important factor in rights to vote. The Paris Climate Accord should be reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with the United Nations. NAFTA must be immediately reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with our former trade partners on this side of the globe. And the trade agreement with Asia must be fully reinstated after a billion dollars to Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is so good he does not need any experience to be on any board of directors or negotiate any deal. He read Trump's "Art of The Deal".
We need to fully militarize the border of Syria, and Trump must tear down the wall between us and Mexico so our new citizen voters can pour into our nation and raise the living standards for all current Americans. An executive order to stop producing oil, gas, and coal in America must be signed today and we must again be cowed by the OPEC cartel. Another billions dollars must go to Hunter Biden to negotiate fair pricing with OPEC.
The witch hunt against the Trump Witch Hunters must be halted. Barr and Durham must be relieved of duty today, and Hunter Biden must get another billion dollars to pick their replacements.
All the regulations Trump nixed must be fully restored and Hunter Biden must be given another billion dollars to over see this process.
The American Embasy must be removed from Jerusalem immediately and Hunter Biden must be given one billion dollars to pick the new embassy site.
Al Bagdadi must be put back together from the million pieces his suicide bomb created and resuscitated. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to over see this process.
The penalty for Obamacare must be reinstated retroactively. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to see to it.
Gorsech and Kavanough must be impeached from the Supreme Court replaced by ones chosen by, you guessed it, Hunter Biden, and his customary one billion dollars!
Jim Comey must have his job back as the director of the FBI. And HB should get a billion dollars to help with the transition.
The stock market must fully reverse to pre Donald Trump levels, and HB should get a trillion dollars to see to it the fall is fair.
Hillary Clinton must be declared the 2016 presidential winner and the Clinton Foundation should be awarded 2 trillion dollars as a down payment on the monies it lost due to her loss in the first place. We all know the foundation would have raked in much more in pay for play but America must be frugal as we are already 23 trillion in the hole.
Ok, Google are we good?
Hunter Biden Chancre, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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