Urban Poverty Law Center

As the titular head of the Urban Poverty Law Center I believe it is time to confess to what I believe is a quirky freakish coincidence. I will provide the reader with a clue from a series of lines from Beatles songs people of my generation were privy to hear and study. We looked for the hidden meaning, Paul was dead. Number nine, number nine. you say it is your birthday it is my birthday too yeah black bird singing in the dead of night Michele my belle these are words that go together well Obladee obladah life goes on on, bra la la how their life goes on Help, I need somebody Help, not just anybody Help, you know I need somebody's Heelllppp! Hey Jude, don't take it bad take a sad song and make it better Hey I am the taxman Yeah the taxman and you are working for no one but me You say you want a revolution well you know but if you want money for people with minds that hate all I can tell you brother is you'll have to wait I believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were c...

Friends, Get out your long johns. Winter is coming and it is not happy. Michael Mann has been caught making fraudulent graphs to hide the latest 10 yr decline in global temperatures! Let me see, my cow farts and belches methane, hot gasses to be sure as the average core body temperature of a healthy cow is 100.4 F. (My cousin Dale was a vet, I only repeat what he told me) Anyway the government wants to tax each of my cows $75 a year for eating grass and expelling carbonaceous eructations and flatulence ! I do not claim to be a genius, but where in the hell do these idiots at the government expect a cow to come up with that kind of money? I do not give them an allowance, and I have wisely not let them get credit cards even though Bank of America tried to sign one of my cows up for a card last year before the financial meltdown. The scientists at the English University who are involved in the global warming hoax should be dismissed from their positions, but will more likely get the Nob...