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Well our Yankee candle burning cousins to the far Northeast have spoken. They have Hillary ,the Colossus, Clinton besting Trump by 3 percentage points. It is clear from these results that the Vajaja slipped by in a heated race to the finish line winning by a hair, one pantsuit worn grey kinky hair. Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton! As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!" Congratulations go out to the Colossus. Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever! Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a ca...

If the State Department releases one more cache of Hillary Clinton's emails the string holding this colossus together will fail and she will fall through her own buttonhole and then Albert Gore, jr will have a twin. Ironically, State has asked the judge for an extra month because of the snow storm which blanketed Washington, DC with pure white privileged snow. The Colossus and her feeble string are saved. The mayor of Cologne, Germany, Henriette Reker, was quoted last week in a city council meeting: "We are going to need more goats!" in response to her city's problem with Muslim immigrant ongoing sexual attacks on Germany's native female population. Like Amsterdam, where sex for hire is legal, Frau Reker, plans to legalize "petting zoos" in Cologne, to take the pressure off Germany's newest citizens. Bathhouses have closed across Germany where the new arrivals have been attempting to grope the female swimmers, defecating in the kiddy pools...