Urban Poverty Warns Morgan Freeman As He Shoots Dolphin From Piers
Morgan Freeman has accused over one half of the nation of racism! In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!" Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia? After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject. "Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?" "Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying. Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there. "Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this we...