I am in my element. Reading my literary Mark's autobiography, volume II. Twain early on waxes on how everything that is ever written is only re-written as there is not a single new human thought or phrase ever penned.
And so it is I too must repeat what has been writ a thousand, nay, a million times through out the ages, nay time immemorial.
For it is far, far better to have loved and lost than to never have been the target of an IRISH Audit!
There Mark Twain, look for that one in the reams and reams of published works!
I have been dutifully watching those who would watch us.
I will return when I have finished reading Twain's last masterpiece, spoken from the grave with nary a care in this great big old world and my "ignorance covers the whole world in a blanket with very few holes in it."
Look for me in mid November or do not look for me at all.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
Urban Poverty Law Center And The Parallel Universe Revisited
That was an experience I will not soon forget!
Let me explain. As you know I was killed last week when a deer ran out in front of my freshly painted vintage 67 Volkswagen beetle and I choose to slam a tele pole instead of the feckless deer. Did you know a deer's life span is only about 8 years? Death was swift and like in the movies and on TV, there was mother and her side of the family, and my father and his side of the family taking turns riding an enormous Ferris wheel. We were all in an amusement park and it looks like Walt Disney has something to do with it. There were lines of souls everywhere waiting to ride this and that. The younger souls were whizzing about just like back on earth.
I was whole again. My severed limbs back in place. I was going to make my way over to my parents when I was stopped by an official looking spectre who had with him a large dusty book which he was studying. I tried to look past his shoulder to see what my family was doing, but suddenly it was just me and the gatekeeper in an eternal white light. His lips moved as if he was going to speak, but no sound was made. I just look at him befuddled and shrug my shoulders and mouthed to him that "I can not hear you."
He goes back to studying his book and from out of nowhere in comes a distinguished gentleman in fine dress who looks at the book with the first fellow. They confer out of my earshot for a short while and the second is gone just as quickly as he appeared.
The gatekeeper then looks back at me and says, "Jackson Delano Maybolt, Jr there has been a mistake. You are not supposed to be here."
With this all the color must have drained out of me because though I did not attend church regularly if at all in life, I had tried to do the right thing and treat others fairly, but before I could answer, he continued:
"A mix up, sometimes when the sun is really active like it was this past month, fates get scrambled. We will have to get you back, but we will have to place you in a slightly different reality. You will not remember what has happened here and will not be able to tell you have entered a parallel universe. The differences are quite tiny."
Next thing I know I am driving my 67 bug and watch the deer turn and bolt away. I remember it all. I have spent the past week trying to determine what is different in this universe. I have been reading a history book looking for the changes and similarities. I can find no major differences but gasoline prices seem to be higher here in this universe and the politicians are so bold they have opened their corruption for public viewing and seem to dare the voters to do anything about it. Oh, and President Obama seems to have something against Catholics and the church in this universe. I am just thankful that Al Gore, Jr is being as quiet as a church mouse as the global warming hoax is still unfolding.
And Whitney Houston drowns in a bathtub after taking a xanax and a sip of wine. Beware of solar spots and solar flares, we are in the hands of a fickle universe. I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Dreams, we can blame it on dreams. Somewhere in a parallel universe Whitney is drying herself off and she getting ready to attend the Grammys. I am gonna miss her. Now where did I put my bottle of xanax?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center and the Southern Poetry Law Center
Let me explain. As you know I was killed last week when a deer ran out in front of my freshly painted vintage 67 Volkswagen beetle and I choose to slam a tele pole instead of the feckless deer. Did you know a deer's life span is only about 8 years? Death was swift and like in the movies and on TV, there was mother and her side of the family, and my father and his side of the family taking turns riding an enormous Ferris wheel. We were all in an amusement park and it looks like Walt Disney has something to do with it. There were lines of souls everywhere waiting to ride this and that. The younger souls were whizzing about just like back on earth.
I was whole again. My severed limbs back in place. I was going to make my way over to my parents when I was stopped by an official looking spectre who had with him a large dusty book which he was studying. I tried to look past his shoulder to see what my family was doing, but suddenly it was just me and the gatekeeper in an eternal white light. His lips moved as if he was going to speak, but no sound was made. I just look at him befuddled and shrug my shoulders and mouthed to him that "I can not hear you."
He goes back to studying his book and from out of nowhere in comes a distinguished gentleman in fine dress who looks at the book with the first fellow. They confer out of my earshot for a short while and the second is gone just as quickly as he appeared.
The gatekeeper then looks back at me and says, "Jackson Delano Maybolt, Jr there has been a mistake. You are not supposed to be here."
With this all the color must have drained out of me because though I did not attend church regularly if at all in life, I had tried to do the right thing and treat others fairly, but before I could answer, he continued:
"A mix up, sometimes when the sun is really active like it was this past month, fates get scrambled. We will have to get you back, but we will have to place you in a slightly different reality. You will not remember what has happened here and will not be able to tell you have entered a parallel universe. The differences are quite tiny."
Next thing I know I am driving my 67 bug and watch the deer turn and bolt away. I remember it all. I have spent the past week trying to determine what is different in this universe. I have been reading a history book looking for the changes and similarities. I can find no major differences but gasoline prices seem to be higher here in this universe and the politicians are so bold they have opened their corruption for public viewing and seem to dare the voters to do anything about it. Oh, and President Obama seems to have something against Catholics and the church in this universe. I am just thankful that Al Gore, Jr is being as quiet as a church mouse as the global warming hoax is still unfolding.
And Whitney Houston drowns in a bathtub after taking a xanax and a sip of wine. Beware of solar spots and solar flares, we are in the hands of a fickle universe. I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Dreams, we can blame it on dreams. Somewhere in a parallel universe Whitney is drying herself off and she getting ready to attend the Grammys. I am gonna miss her. Now where did I put my bottle of xanax?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center and the Southern Poetry Law Center
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Herman Cain, Testosterone Plus Ethanol, Equals Testosterol
Apparently, gasoline is not the only substance made less effective by the addition of ethanol, CH3CH2OH, or C2H6O for you chemists. Testosterone is converted into testosterol with the addition of even small quantities of alcohol. It clouds ones judgement and makes even the homeliest maiden appear to be a beauty queen suitable for breeding.
I have heard all my life the following truism, which is I believe, a quote from Mother Teressa: "Were it not for alcohol and parties, none of us would have been born." Sometimes the only way the sexes can tolerate one another is through that old magic called the totty!
If you do not believe me, take a trip to Wal-mart and look at some of the hags who are dragging two or three little children around. Check the shopping cart, there will be some beer in every one of them. Old men need viagra, and young men saddled with human hogzillas require alcohol. God invented alcohol so even the ugliest women would procreate.
I would invite Stephen Hawkin to argue against the existence of God with what I have just disclosed. No amount of chin drool or staring out at the world through that large right eye will convince me otherwise.
I quote Herman Cain's accuser, Sharon Bialek, of Chicago. She had a pediatrician boyfriend 15 yrs ago when she alleges Herman Cain, in the car, "placed his hands under my dress and reached for my genitals (why does Ms. Bialek have more than one genital, is she an hermaphrodite?) and with his third hand? tried to pull my head towards his crotch."
Admittedly, it has been a time since I was with a woman in a car, but I was never nimble enough to reach for the hair trap with more than one hand, and to have to pull the object of my attention toward my crotch rocket by the head, while maintaining my grope on the honey pot, I would have to fold the poor darling nearly in half.
Finally, gentlemen, and I do use the term loosely, it is called foreplay, and romance. For God's sake. Kiss them first, if they recoil and rebuff your move, save yourself the humiliation and take her home. Do not be fooled into thinking if I can just fold this one in half by the crotch and the head, she will come to like me as much as I like myself.
There is a hogzilla out there for everybody. Get yourself a six pack of beer. Happy hunting my sons! Take it slow and easy.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, Smarter and better looking than Stephen Hawkin after a shower, president, Urban Poverty Law Center
I have heard all my life the following truism, which is I believe, a quote from Mother Teressa: "Were it not for alcohol and parties, none of us would have been born." Sometimes the only way the sexes can tolerate one another is through that old magic called the totty!
If you do not believe me, take a trip to Wal-mart and look at some of the hags who are dragging two or three little children around. Check the shopping cart, there will be some beer in every one of them. Old men need viagra, and young men saddled with human hogzillas require alcohol. God invented alcohol so even the ugliest women would procreate.
I would invite Stephen Hawkin to argue against the existence of God with what I have just disclosed. No amount of chin drool or staring out at the world through that large right eye will convince me otherwise.
I quote Herman Cain's accuser, Sharon Bialek, of Chicago. She had a pediatrician boyfriend 15 yrs ago when she alleges Herman Cain, in the car, "placed his hands under my dress and reached for my genitals (why does Ms. Bialek have more than one genital, is she an hermaphrodite?) and with his third hand? tried to pull my head towards his crotch."
Admittedly, it has been a time since I was with a woman in a car, but I was never nimble enough to reach for the hair trap with more than one hand, and to have to pull the object of my attention toward my crotch rocket by the head, while maintaining my grope on the honey pot, I would have to fold the poor darling nearly in half.
Finally, gentlemen, and I do use the term loosely, it is called foreplay, and romance. For God's sake. Kiss them first, if they recoil and rebuff your move, save yourself the humiliation and take her home. Do not be fooled into thinking if I can just fold this one in half by the crotch and the head, she will come to like me as much as I like myself.
There is a hogzilla out there for everybody. Get yourself a six pack of beer. Happy hunting my sons! Take it slow and easy.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, Smarter and better looking than Stephen Hawkin after a shower, president, Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Obama Solicits Urban Poverty Law Center Jobs Plan
Below is the letter I received from President Obama's Economic Development Czar To Urban America. Her name is Shalal
Alziereh. She has a PhD in economics and a minor in governance from Harvard Business School.
16 August, 2011
Jackson D. Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
xxxx Poverty Lane
Cedar Grove, Tn 38321
Dear Dr. Maybolt:
I have been instructed by our president, Barack Hussein Obama, to seek out diverse opinions on how to jump start our economy, especially in our poorer inner cities. Your writings have caught our eye here at the White House and Joe Biden has been instructed to read all your posts and report directly to the president about this and other matters in his quarterly meetings with the President.
We find your ideas of allowing each taxpayer to work tax free one year in five for their entire working career to be brilliant!
Balancing the budget by cropping each gov issued check by what ever percentage the projected deficit is for the year is astonishing. What is your IQ?
Taxing political contributions at 50% and opening amounts to infinity and opening contributions to the world is another remarkable suggestion. Your insistence that the list of contributors is public information is the icing on the cake.
I am asking that you and your staff at the Urban Poverty Law Center put your considerable genius to the jobs problem in our inner cities. As you know black teen unemployment is hovering at around 50% and drops to only 30% for older blacks.
Sincerely,
Shalal Alziereh, PhD
My reply:
Dr. Shalal Alziereh
Czar To Urban Economic Development
The White House
Washington, DC 20202
Dear Dr. Alziereh:
Thank you for your letter dated 16 August, 2011.
I have given your problem some thoughts and have come up with a solution which may be beneficial to the urban poor. I will consider first what constitutes work in our physical world and a brief history as I see it follows.
All animals and plants need food and shelter and a source of energy to survive. Since we are not talking about plants which for the most part derive food from the soil and have the sun as an energy source, and convert CO2 and water into sugars and grow their own shelters through their exteriors, we will leave them there.
Early man worked for shelter, a cave or a tent made of skins and hunted animals or grew or gathered edible plants to survive.
Each member of the tribe contributed to the sustenance of the other members......and in any society some members were unfit for physical labors by physical handicap or personality shortfall, ie lazy, and these members would find themselves overly represented on the alters of human sacrifice in these societies of early human beings.
As man evolved at woman's insistence, the desire for trinkets and baubles drove many of the early humans to specialize and artists and craftsmen were born. The first early millionaire was the neanderthal who was first credited with developing the deodorant/ antiperspirant. It corresponds to the first human baby boom roughly 40,000 years ago. He found if he placed ground eucalyptus leaves mixed with the musk glans of a woolly mammoth and rubbed it on the underarms and undercarriage
the women of the day were very receptive to sexual advances. Unfortunately, a cro-magnum man stole the formula and added the root of Hyacinthia to the mix and would only sell to other cro-magnums and the neanderthals had to resort to homosexuality as all their women preferred the sweet smelling cros as they referred to them in the day.
Thus began the race to develop the better perfumes. Ever wonder why the French are so prolific at perfumery? Have you ever smelled a room full of Franco-Prussians who have been without soap and water for a week? Enough said.
Agriculture spawned by mans desire for beer created jobs by the hundreds and allowed man to live in communities for the mutual protection of the beer halls. When the first beer halls were invaded by barbarians from the north walls were built and castles sprang up to protect the beer.
I do not wish to belittle the horrors of slavery, but slaves are working for the three essentials in life, food, clothing and shelter and the fourth is reproduction. So maybe we should take a closer look into slavery as it may pertain to our modern society. Could you use a live in servant or two. Someone to wash your clothes, clean your house, and drive you to your appointments?
I think you should form a commission to explore the pros and cons of re-instituting slavery in America. Sure keep the safety net in place, unemployment insurance for 99 months, but after that these unemployed people need to make arrangements to be enslaved until the economic conditions improve. I believe this could work to every ones benefit.
Sincerely,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
"Jack you are totally insane! Has the pilot light on the gas heater gone out again?" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
Alziereh. She has a PhD in economics and a minor in governance from Harvard Business School.
16 August, 2011
Jackson D. Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
xxxx Poverty Lane
Cedar Grove, Tn 38321
Dear Dr. Maybolt:
I have been instructed by our president, Barack Hussein Obama, to seek out diverse opinions on how to jump start our economy, especially in our poorer inner cities. Your writings have caught our eye here at the White House and Joe Biden has been instructed to read all your posts and report directly to the president about this and other matters in his quarterly meetings with the President.
We find your ideas of allowing each taxpayer to work tax free one year in five for their entire working career to be brilliant!
Balancing the budget by cropping each gov issued check by what ever percentage the projected deficit is for the year is astonishing. What is your IQ?
Taxing political contributions at 50% and opening amounts to infinity and opening contributions to the world is another remarkable suggestion. Your insistence that the list of contributors is public information is the icing on the cake.
I am asking that you and your staff at the Urban Poverty Law Center put your considerable genius to the jobs problem in our inner cities. As you know black teen unemployment is hovering at around 50% and drops to only 30% for older blacks.
Sincerely,
Shalal Alziereh, PhD
My reply:
Dr. Shalal Alziereh
Czar To Urban Economic Development
The White House
Washington, DC 20202
Dear Dr. Alziereh:
Thank you for your letter dated 16 August, 2011.
I have given your problem some thoughts and have come up with a solution which may be beneficial to the urban poor. I will consider first what constitutes work in our physical world and a brief history as I see it follows.
All animals and plants need food and shelter and a source of energy to survive. Since we are not talking about plants which for the most part derive food from the soil and have the sun as an energy source, and convert CO2 and water into sugars and grow their own shelters through their exteriors, we will leave them there.
Early man worked for shelter, a cave or a tent made of skins and hunted animals or grew or gathered edible plants to survive.
Each member of the tribe contributed to the sustenance of the other members......and in any society some members were unfit for physical labors by physical handicap or personality shortfall, ie lazy, and these members would find themselves overly represented on the alters of human sacrifice in these societies of early human beings.
As man evolved at woman's insistence, the desire for trinkets and baubles drove many of the early humans to specialize and artists and craftsmen were born. The first early millionaire was the neanderthal who was first credited with developing the deodorant/ antiperspirant. It corresponds to the first human baby boom roughly 40,000 years ago. He found if he placed ground eucalyptus leaves mixed with the musk glans of a woolly mammoth and rubbed it on the underarms and undercarriage
the women of the day were very receptive to sexual advances. Unfortunately, a cro-magnum man stole the formula and added the root of Hyacinthia to the mix and would only sell to other cro-magnums and the neanderthals had to resort to homosexuality as all their women preferred the sweet smelling cros as they referred to them in the day.
Thus began the race to develop the better perfumes. Ever wonder why the French are so prolific at perfumery? Have you ever smelled a room full of Franco-Prussians who have been without soap and water for a week? Enough said.
Agriculture spawned by mans desire for beer created jobs by the hundreds and allowed man to live in communities for the mutual protection of the beer halls. When the first beer halls were invaded by barbarians from the north walls were built and castles sprang up to protect the beer.
I do not wish to belittle the horrors of slavery, but slaves are working for the three essentials in life, food, clothing and shelter and the fourth is reproduction. So maybe we should take a closer look into slavery as it may pertain to our modern society. Could you use a live in servant or two. Someone to wash your clothes, clean your house, and drive you to your appointments?
I think you should form a commission to explore the pros and cons of re-instituting slavery in America. Sure keep the safety net in place, unemployment insurance for 99 months, but after that these unemployed people need to make arrangements to be enslaved until the economic conditions improve. I believe this could work to every ones benefit.
Sincerely,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
"Jack you are totally insane! Has the pilot light on the gas heater gone out again?" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Review Mark Steyn's Book:"After America"
I got an autographed copy of Mark Steyn's latest release for my birthday which astonishingly falls on the same day as our gifted baritone American president who is leading us to third world status making Mark's book not only plausible, but eminent.
"After America", by historian and Canadian humorist, Mark Steyn is a great book.
Mark's award winning and Canadian Human Rights Commission taunting humor is on display from page one. Mark Steyn takes no prisoners in his look at where America has been and where it is headed.
As president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, I heartily recommend this book as a seriously humorous look at our government sponsored ride into the financial abyss.
Get the autographed copy from the Mark Steyn Store on line. You can get there on the drudgereport.com.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Steyn and Twain, are both on the Mark when it comes to political humor." Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008
"After America", by historian and Canadian humorist, Mark Steyn is a great book.
Mark's award winning and Canadian Human Rights Commission taunting humor is on display from page one. Mark Steyn takes no prisoners in his look at where America has been and where it is headed.
As president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, I heartily recommend this book as a seriously humorous look at our government sponsored ride into the financial abyss.
Get the autographed copy from the Mark Steyn Store on line. You can get there on the drudgereport.com.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Steyn and Twain, are both on the Mark when it comes to political humor." Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center A Modest Proposal For Greece
The Greek bail-out to keep the tiny nation state afloat in the Mediterranean Sea is a meager 80 to 100 billion euros. If the International Monetary Fund and the European Union are balking at shoveling good fiat money after bad, I believe I have come up with a plan that will be to every one's liking.
Recall, Hillary Roddam Clinton, while a Junior Rose Law Firm partner and wife of then Attorney General, William Jefferson Clinton of Arkansas, turned a $1,000 investment in cattle futures into $100,000 in less than a year! Why she gave up investing in the futures market to become first lady, senator from New York, and now Secretary of State speaks well for her unselfish nature and makes her a public servant of the noblest tradition, one who only serves so others might enjoy a better life delivered by Madam Secretary's Herculean labor with her great diplomatic skills garnered through a lifetime of smoothing things over for her husband in his many sloppy dilly-dalliances with the fairer sex. Mother Teresa has nothing on Saint Hillary, Secretary of State! We, the American people, are blessed, truly, we are.
Many countries are lead by selfish, self-serving, flim-flam artist who are only out to enrich themselves. We in the United States have been blessed to have had very few of this character type in government. The Clintons are prime examples of US citizens who were willing to forgo the riches in order to serve the will of the people. I am biting my lip and holding back tears that might flood New Orleans again should I release them into the Mississippi River watershed thinking of what these two fine citizens have done to us. Tears of Joy fill my unworthy eyes!
God bless them, the noble citizen politician, always looking out for the little guy, first popularized in early Greek society, how ironic. Never tempted by bribes or money. Never tempted to look the other way while others made off with the national treasure. Patriots first, last, and always!
My modest proposal is to let Secretary of State, Madam Hillary Clinton, take a billion euros and invest it in what ever she sees fit and take her profits to pay off the Greek debt.
I believe you will all agree that my Grecian Formula is not just for men, but would be great for the entire world!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, PhD President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Without politicians, prisons would really be overcrowded." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
Recall, Hillary Roddam Clinton, while a Junior Rose Law Firm partner and wife of then Attorney General, William Jefferson Clinton of Arkansas, turned a $1,000 investment in cattle futures into $100,000 in less than a year! Why she gave up investing in the futures market to become first lady, senator from New York, and now Secretary of State speaks well for her unselfish nature and makes her a public servant of the noblest tradition, one who only serves so others might enjoy a better life delivered by Madam Secretary's Herculean labor with her great diplomatic skills garnered through a lifetime of smoothing things over for her husband in his many sloppy dilly-dalliances with the fairer sex. Mother Teresa has nothing on Saint Hillary, Secretary of State! We, the American people, are blessed, truly, we are.
Many countries are lead by selfish, self-serving, flim-flam artist who are only out to enrich themselves. We in the United States have been blessed to have had very few of this character type in government. The Clintons are prime examples of US citizens who were willing to forgo the riches in order to serve the will of the people. I am biting my lip and holding back tears that might flood New Orleans again should I release them into the Mississippi River watershed thinking of what these two fine citizens have done to us. Tears of Joy fill my unworthy eyes!
God bless them, the noble citizen politician, always looking out for the little guy, first popularized in early Greek society, how ironic. Never tempted by bribes or money. Never tempted to look the other way while others made off with the national treasure. Patriots first, last, and always!
My modest proposal is to let Secretary of State, Madam Hillary Clinton, take a billion euros and invest it in what ever she sees fit and take her profits to pay off the Greek debt.
I believe you will all agree that my Grecian Formula is not just for men, but would be great for the entire world!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, PhD President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Without politicians, prisons would really be overcrowded." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Seeks Intelligent Life In DC
At the Urban Poverty Law Center we are looking for any sign of intelligent life inside the beltway. Our media researchers have our satellite receivers directed at Washington DC, and are trying to decipher if any of the transmissions over the airways have any meaning. A few of our interceptions follow:
"We will default on our obligations unless congress raises the debt ceiling."
Really means we will default later on our obligations which will be more unruly in a few years if congress continues to raise our debt ceiling. Time to take the hit now. Bitter medicine, but needs to be taken.
"It is time for the rich to start paying their fair share of taxes."
Because we, in Washington, DC, do not have the courage to pry that greasy, grimy, engorged governmental teat out of our friend's mouths, we would much rather anger the wealthiest 1% of our citizens, who have for the most part worked hard to earn over $250,000 a year, which after taxes affords these pampered workaholics a solidly middle class lifestyle. No lobster, and no champagne and no trips to Martha's Vineyard for these wealthy bastards, but they can afford to buy health insurance for themselves and their families!
"Under my plan energy costs would necessarily skyrocket."
If you can still afford to buy energy enough to travel and stay warm, it is under taxed.
We are continuing to monitor the area known as the beltway for intelligent life.
As you can see from these few sited examples there is little hope of finding any intelligence over there. We are alone out here in fly-over country.
Jackson Delano Maybolt President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Wait one half hour after eating before entering the water to swim. Many children have drown from a fatal stomach cramp after swimming too soon after eating."
Mother Maybolt, 1921-2008
"We will default on our obligations unless congress raises the debt ceiling."
Really means we will default later on our obligations which will be more unruly in a few years if congress continues to raise our debt ceiling. Time to take the hit now. Bitter medicine, but needs to be taken.
"It is time for the rich to start paying their fair share of taxes."
Because we, in Washington, DC, do not have the courage to pry that greasy, grimy, engorged governmental teat out of our friend's mouths, we would much rather anger the wealthiest 1% of our citizens, who have for the most part worked hard to earn over $250,000 a year, which after taxes affords these pampered workaholics a solidly middle class lifestyle. No lobster, and no champagne and no trips to Martha's Vineyard for these wealthy bastards, but they can afford to buy health insurance for themselves and their families!
"Under my plan energy costs would necessarily skyrocket."
If you can still afford to buy energy enough to travel and stay warm, it is under taxed.
We are continuing to monitor the area known as the beltway for intelligent life.
As you can see from these few sited examples there is little hope of finding any intelligence over there. We are alone out here in fly-over country.
Jackson Delano Maybolt President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Wait one half hour after eating before entering the water to swim. Many children have drown from a fatal stomach cramp after swimming too soon after eating."
Mother Maybolt, 1921-2008
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