Headline New Hampshire Primary: Hillary Beats Trump, 38% to 35%!
Well our Yankee candle burning cousins to the far Northeast have spoken. They have Hillary ,the Colossus, Clinton besting Trump by 3 percentage points. It is clear from these results that the Vajaja slipped by in a heated race to the finish line winning by a hair, one pantsuit worn grey kinky hair. Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton! As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!" Congratulations go out to the Colossus. Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever! Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a ca...