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A Mostly True Football Tale From An Aged Taleback

I am back but rusty not having composed anything since 3/2023. I will try a warm up of a true high school football game event which took place in October of 1968 in West Tennessee. I was a sophmore running back, first team, playing on a small team where all the other players were going both ways, not sexually mind you, but all played both offense and defense. It was an unusually warm night for October, at openin kick-off 84 degrees F. We were playing a larger County team and it was their homecoming game. With three minutes left to play in the game they were ahead the score 6 to 0. We got the ball from them on our own 30 yard line. I ran out to the huddle taking my position behind the left guard, a senior who also was the inside linebacker on defense, and said, "Come on fellows, we can beat this bunch!" The guard turned to me and I saw 4 drops of sweat drip off his nose and he said, "Shut up, Jacky, you are not going both ways." We ran three plays and only ...

Twinkie Tidwell Bondurant gives everyone a letter. MFSDBSGGGGNNAU. Wonderful!

It's time for everyone to get a letter. The movement of the gender confused is taking way too much attention away from the more important matters we face. My proposal is to apply letters to those people who are not gender confused. Let me start with the family which is the bedrock of all societies. We have mother, father, daughter, Son, brother, sister, grandfather, grandmother, grandson, granddaughter, Niece, nephew, aunt, uncle. The letters for this group are: MFSDBSGGGGNNAU. Now that is a fine group of letters. These people represent 93% or more of the world. Let that sink in. Enough of the nonsense. Let's move on with our lives. Let's cut out the narcissism. Because that's all it is. I am Twinkie Tidwell Bondurant exchange student and yes I am French but not proud of that. My letters are DSN and one day I hope to be M!

Kyle Rittenhouse Lawsuit By A Man Whose Life Was Saved By Kyle. Mr. G Peers To Be A Fool!

Kyle Rittenhouse is being sued in Civil Court by the man who pointed a gun at his head after Kyle was knocked to the ground by a crazed crowd. A few moments earlier a simp ran by Kyle grabbing the business end of Kyle's weapon and tried to pull it away from him. The weapon was tethered to Kyle and Kyle's finger was on the trigger. The shot from the AR-15 was acuated by this tug of war and the barrel was pointed directly at simpy's chest. The resulting projectile blew this goof's heart into a misty mess resulting in the criminal reveler's instant death. Kyle's shot fired in reaction to the threat Mr. GrossK posed caused Mr. G. to drop the weapon after his upper arm reacted very poorly to the 3000ft per second projectile. In that moment Kyle was justified in finishing off Mr. G. But the 17 yr old child showed him mercy. Every concealed handgun class emphasises: shoot until the threat has ended. The threat Mr. G poses because Kyle did not follow the rules...

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Oh My Inclusion Of Nuclear Conflict? Let Go Brandon!

The Biden/Obama regime's ongoing war on Straight White Males is another attack against the founders. If this error prone administration is any indication of what diversity, equity, and inclusion brings, the republic is doomed. The Afghanistan failure was preceeded by a complete economic failure at home witness higher energy costs, double digit inflation, a southern border breeched by millions of poor uneducated souls who will become our brain surgeons, jet pilots, and writers for the New York Times and the Washington Post. Within a decade or two the halls of congress will be filled with these dreamers. Move over OAC, Kamala, and all you straight white pedo's. There is a new kid in town. Our nation will be destroyed by DEI so I recommend we call it what it really is, the Biden/Obama/China's DIE America Plan or DAP! Now, what should patriots who happen to believe in the constitution, God, and family do to resist DAP? Well, a general strike of SWM's might show the ...

Part-Time Door Dash Driver Volodymyr Zelenskyy Lifts Pickles And Thinks President Biden Has Parkinson's Disease

The president has Parkinson's Disease? I watched him walk in Poland along the red carpet while reviewing the troops. His arms do not swing and his gate is shuffling. It is ironic this president, who some might consider a dope, is lacking dopamine? His substantia nigra, or substantia not the N word, snowflakes and Don Lemon, is depleted. Nigra is not to be confused with the term N_gger, which is used to describe people who annoy you. Nor is nigra to be confused with a stingy person who could be called a Niggard. Anyway, take note, president Biden's physician, he walks like a Parksonian. Talks like a Parksonian. Leads like a puppet of globalism with China and the WEF calling the shots. Speaking of shots, can WWIII be that far away? Get ready for the stone age! I got my bow and I have some arrows and I have farm with East Palestine, Ohio contamination free springs. I am Volodymyr Robinette Olesandrovych Zelenskyy,Junior, JD Member UrbanPovertyLawCenter Center For Urba...

Can Fentanyl Be Used To Kindly Kill Those Sentenced To Death For Treason Or Is It Too Little Punishment? What Will The Circus Demand? Drawn And Quartered Sounds Bad.

I am not a politician or an attorney nor ever dreamed of becoming either. This treatise will offer a suggestion for our penologist who will undoubtedly seek out a kinder and more ethical application of capitol punishment to the serious crime of treason. It now looks like a lot of goofs in Tech and government are at risk of a treason conviction, which is punishable by death. And lucky for them the more gruesome methods including chopping off heads, firing squads, hanging, the electric chair, and the gas chamber have fallen from favor. Point of order, your honor! It seems thousands of Americans unexpectedly die each year hoping to dull their miseries by ingesting one tiny pill. Fentanyl, yes fentanyl is the answer. It is cheap and plentiful, thanks to President Joe Biden and his open border pilicy(funny play on word?). And more importantly it is very effective in small doses. As little as one pill of street xanax, percocet, or a lortab is enough to kill the largest linebacker on ...

When will the Congressional Hearings Into Facebook, Yoel Tube, and Google Begin? Lawyers And DC Gossips Rejoice!

OMGosh, todays congressional hearings with the Twitter Trifecta plus one made currie out of Ms. Gadde, pretzels out of Mr. Baker, and Mr. Roth into a "Not to my recollection" ass-Yoel, oh my! The republicans were so effective these three will require corrective surgery where they were ripped new ones. Is it possible they could be charged with crimes against the American public for broaching first amendment rights? Probably not with the current Obama-Biden-Clinton DOJ and the corrupt DC judiciary. But could these three Nit Twits be sued in civil proceedings where the process would be the punishment? Should the executives at Google (which hard shadow banned this site) start to sweat profusely. They will need Billions to pay attorneys. Same at MetaFace. Are legal fees tax deductible? Shouldn't be for crimes against the people and their constitutional rights. Twitter has learned the hard way, "If you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas." Ivermectin c...