The Battle Of Good V Evil, Chalk One Up For Good, Trump, The Man With The Golden Hair, Was Chosen By God

"I am going the be the greatest job creating president God ever created." Donald J. Trump

So saieth Donald of Mar-A-Lago and so it will be done. Does anyone doubt Donald Trump's love of God? Is this the real reason those who worship satan are having such a conniption over his election? Hollywood, LGTBEIEIO, Soros, Hillary Clinton, The Media, Planned Parentlesshood? Anyone who is afraid of Trump should be fearing for their souls and not this brave Christian warrior who is surrounding himself with like-minded individuals whose goal is to bring America and its people back to moral and economic greatness.

This election was about devine intervention. God often works through imperfect men to obtain his perfect works. America has been slouching towards Gomorrah for at least three possibly more generations. The election of the pagan pig in a pant suit, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, would have been quite possibly the last straw and satan's plan for world domination would be done. Thank God Almighty He has not gotten bored with us and still considers us His children.

Trump will be the vehicle through which He has His way. Look for great things, bigly!

For now satan and his followers will have to lick their wounds and hope they can out smart the Creator. The people can be swayed by satan's golden tongue and the debauchery his followers so enjoy including loose morals, no norms, no limits on depravity. Hillary, Soros, Hollywood, and the media are apoplectic over her loss and will fight tooth and nail every move President Trump makes over the next 4 years.

But the American people who elected Donald Trump chose God over Satan and God has enlightened His people and we no longer hear what the siren sounds the Satanic Press are shouting. The best way to survive these next four years is to apply this simple formula to everything you hear from the malignant main stream media about President Trump.

Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, CNN, CNBC, NYT, WP, NPR, ABC, Disney, CBS, ABC, LATimes, Facebook, Google, acolytes of satan, disregard and ignore.

Donald Trump, Mike Pence and company, Christian warriors! Listen and be enlightened

Trump's Tweets, devinely inspired.(get thee behind me satan in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior!) I was just admonished by google's satanic words monitors!

I, personally, and collectively am hoping President Obama fades from the scene quicker than monkey sex at the zoo. I hope he becomes a dervish somewhere in the middle east and we never hear from him again. But those of us who know our bibles are aware satan does not give up. Expect the petulant peevish piccolo to pontificate prolifically on the satan news networks, but the people will not be swayed.

Look, Hillary Clinton and her cultists spent $1.5 billion spewing negative ads about Donald Trump, but God cloaked His choice to lead this nation in a shining light of truth and protected him from all the slings and arrows. And I am not a religious nut, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Even the "grab em by the pussy" tact failed to dim Donald J. Trump's appeal with the voter.

There are only two more days left of the Dark Age of Obama! The dark one has a few more insults to throw at Christian America before he slithers out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on Friday, but we can take it. He can insult us but he can not break our faiths or kill our hope for a better future under the man with the golden hair.

God's will be done and Trump and Pence are His will and both will Make America Great Again!

I am,

JDM PUPLC, Amen

Egads, A White Man! Why Donald Trump Is White Bread And President Obama Is Whole Cheat.

The national nightmare for white men in America is ending on January 20, 2017 at noon. Donald J. Trump will place his tiny white hand on the bible and raise his other tiny white hand and be given the oath to protect, defend, and respect the constitution of the United States of America. Sworn in by Chief Justice John Roberts who passed Obamacare on to millions and millions of unwilling Americans. When is a tax not a tax?

The Great Pirate Roberts who with his apish decision to deny the undeniable has crippled the US economy and stunted her growth all because some slim near-do-well community organ grinder from the mean streets of Chicago, by way of Kenya, Indonesia, the Mosque, and Hawaii just had to give those uppity white folks their comeuppance!

Barack Hussein Obama never met a white man he liked. He hated his grandfather, egads a white man, who probably resented his daughter's choice of paramours and took his frustrations out on little Barack. Little Barack did not get even with his old Granddad, but chose instead to unleash his own pent up frustrations from a lifetime of low expectations and affirmative actions foisted on him by all he met in his journey from Occidental College, to Columbia, to Harvard. He believed the hype.

But his intellect was just shy of keen and the affirmative actions were justified since merit based promotions for him would be impossible. The affirmative action thumb on Obama's scales in life catapulted him to the most unlikely position as President of the United States.

None the less, Americans of all colors and flavors cheered his selection as the first black American President. Could it be America was now far enough beyond that awful blight of slavery to be a post racial society? Well it did not take long for little Barack to show his true colored side. His first act was a 10% taxation on tanning booth patrons, most if not all of whom were fair skinned or in a word, white. Next came his Moslem apology tour across the middle east, which I believe was not an apology for what America had done before Obama, but a pre-emptive apology for what he, and the whitest of whites, Hillary Roddam Clinton would soon do to them over the next four long and agonizing years. Turmoil and destruction that will take a hundred years to mend.

Seeing that his tanning tax was insufficient punishment for the whites in America, he next set out to destroy the best medical care in the world by dictating that all Americans must buy health insurance or face a penalty collected by the world's most vicious collection agency, the IRS. And the democrats complied and passed the Affordable Care Act of treason against Americans without a single republican vote. Voters took note and promptly voted the democrat majority out of the house in 2010, placing a wise stop gap on the actions of a Color-conscious tyrant in a White House.

The petulant half white noted his new circumstance and laughed and boasted of his pen and his phone and began a reign of regulatory terror over everything American. Nothing was safe from his sanctions. Oil, pharmaceuticals, cigarettes, banking, automobiles, dairy animal effluents, gay marriage, guns and ammunition, everything was regulated but Islamic terror was not regulated and his failure to protect his charges is proven in spades with the acts in San Bernadino, Orlando, Fort Hood, Chattanooga and now Ft. Lauderdale.

Obama crippled home energy with his regulations and his $4 a gallon gasoline spurred the American entrepreneur into action leading to the greatest oil and gas boom the nation has ever witnessed. Over night the strangle hold OPEC has held over our energy costs evaporated, strengthening our position in the world at the same time weakening that of our former suppliers in the middle east. The paradyme shifted and now in our new energy independent state, the struggle for control in the middle east is less our concern than President Obama's golfing handicap, which may be just shy of his IQ.

Obama, the great scientist, has bought hook line and sinker into the globull warming hoax. A carbon based tax is good for governments and bad for people. And with any tax or regulation that one principle seems to be the senaquenon for all politicians.

The American people took note of Obama's slip-shod acts and voted control of the senate over to the republicans in 2012, but oddly left Obama in place to continue his reign of incompetence for another 4 years.

Obama has had a war on Americans and especially the White Men of Colorlessness. Men like the lone ranger, superman, batman, and the American white, heros no more because America has become not a post racial society, but a post racist society where minorities have been given permission by President Obama to attack Whites not because of the content of their character but because of the color of their skins and their political beliefs, Black Chicagoians Beat White Trump supporter.

America's minorities must not take Obama's race baiting or a white block of voters will insure their kind will have less and less to say in matters regarding government. The electoral college negates the mob ever controlling the electorate and talk of rescinding it is ludicrus.

Did Donald Trump win election by appealing to America's new villain, the offspring of the original founding fathers? Why, yes he did. I suggest if Barack Obama and his supporters want to live in a land they shaped and founded, they should immigrate to a frontier and settle it and have it their way.

Mars is up for the taking. I hear Elan Mosk will take you there if you have enough money. But once they got there they would have to come up with another nickname since some might take offense to "the Red Planet." My bet is these dips would not have the guts to start from scratch or the brains. Mars will be settled by whites if at all.

God Speed, President Obama, may your days as ex-president be as fullfilling as your days as president, I'm sure they will be just as productive.

Talk to Jimmy Carter for some tips. And do not be awed by your successors successes, what would you expect of a white man?

With Donald Trump, there has never been any affirmative action, only his personal action to get him where he is today.

On the cusp of Making America Great Again!

I am, "Egads, A White Man!" No apologies! No excuses. Live with it.

Jackson Delano Maybolt PUPLC

Urban Poverty Law Center Year Ending Post: Warning Graphic Content!

The year 2012 was over all a huge disappointment for me.  Sure, I am one year older and deeper in our collective debt owed the bankers at the Federal Reserve Banks, and I seriously doubt they will ever see any of the money they have graciously sent down the "rathole" our esteemed leaders chose.

Now that others have stopped buying our treasuries, the bankers have stepped up to the plate and have been writing US blank checks with no strings attached.  Their efforts will probably be inflationary in the long run and no amount of taxation will ever catch and pass the deficit.  Only when the US currency ceases to be the world's reserve currency will we reap what we have sewn.  That day is coming.

I will recommend a tiny fraction of your savings in real estate and gold and silver.  Bonds and stocks are dependent upon others in distant places being honest, and right now they have not kept true to that.  Spending money before it is worthless is another option if you really need what you are buying.

Most thinking Americans have already stocked up on guns and ammunition.  I saw the problem when Bill Clinton and Al Gore first burst on the scene in the early 1990's.  I had five children then, four of them males and I bought guns like I was buying for their grandchildren.  Ammunition too.

After the "dot com bubble" relieved me of half my retirement account in 2000, I swore off stocks as I believed I was the rube and they were the carnival barkers.  My assessment was correct.

President Obama was the only one who was possibly more surprised by his reelection and perhaps more disappointed than I.  He seems like a caged animal.  He has truly made a pact with the devil.  Never has one appeared more ill at ease than his excellency, Barack Hussein Obama, in his current position.  It is not a good fit for him as leader or us as the electors.  I do believe he is trying his best, but his vision of America and for America is slanted by foreign influences and Native African genetics and ways which were hammered out on the savannah over millions of years where survival was winning, and the niceties were only dreams.  Where are the African millionaires?  Where are the public sewer and water systems?  Where is the rule of law?   Jungle law and tea parties do not mix.  

Hillary Clinton is famous for what it takes to raise a child.   "It takes a village" was her quip, quoting from a wise African saying.  Jack Maybolt would add to that adage: "It takes a village with a public water and sewer system as well as a strong rule of law which protects private property and basic God given freedoms."

After Benghazi, Hillary Clinton has gotten the flu, fallen and cannot get up long enough to visit the house oversight committee which is investigating this travesty of foreign policy and has possibly gotten enough plastic surgery and liposuction to make a run for the presidency in 2016 though she will be an even more sluggish 72 years young for the campaign.   To quote one of my great and gifted friends, "she has waited far too late in life to build an empire!"  She is set to resign early next year, when Senator John Kerry will try his hand at Secretary of State.  He is a goon with a billionaire wife and a $7,500,000 yacht parked in Rhode Island to avoid Boston's yacht taxes with a pedigree more suited to a common kennel cur than a serious world diplomate.  He only avoids about a half a million in sales taxes by keeping it in Rhode Island.  What some people will do to avoid paying a fair share. 

That money, half a million dollars would keep the Obamas living the life for only about 22 minutes since we spend about $31,500,000 a day catering to his every whim.  Last year tax payers paid 1.2 billion dollars to maintain appearances in his honor.  I wonder if he could get by on a third less?  Say 20 million dollars a day.
The world wonders.  How much caviar is enough? 

Contrast what a regal bargain the Brits get as the entire royal family in Great Britian only costs their subjects  86 million dollars a year, an even smaller sounding 58 million pounds if you are inclined to change the money.

Seems we could save billions if we apologized to the Brits and became loyal subjects again and disbanded our dysfunctional government.  They already have a national health care system in place.  I see no need to reinvent the wheel as it is already spinning quite well over there.  I think we should bring it up for a vote.

Kerry's tenure is sure to make Hillary's look proficient by comparison.  Why the long face, John Kerry?

No year end treatise would be complete in America without comment on the fiscal cliff.  Big deal!  All about bread and circuses.  Bush's tax cuts will be kept for the majority of Americans again for another year as another American financial time bomb explodes the economy, Obamacare.  It will be too unwieldy to administer and the GSA will be pulling TSA agents away from the pornographic images at the airports to help oversee the reams and reams of healthcare regulations.

In the meantime our elders get pushed over the cliff without medicare as a safety net.

Finally, all is not without hope.  There might be an asteroid hurtling towards Washington D.C. and we might be spared our humiliation.  Or not.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Calls For True The Vote: Monkey See, Monkey Do

Comrade Joseph Hussein Stalin famously quipped after too much Russian vodka one evening to a New York Times reporter, "Sure, everyone votes in Russia.  But only I count the votes!

That reporter was my great uncle and I found his original notes on his time in the early days of the Russian republic fascinating.  It was Uncle Rheemus Delano Maybolt, writing under the pen name, Nathaniel Whoops, his grandfather's name, who took the liberty to clean up Comrade Stalin's awkward attempt to be quotable, his mind addled by vodka came up with:  "He who casts the vote decides nothing.  He who counts the vote decides everything."  The Russian language has been heavily influenced by vodka throughout the ages.  It is rumored that Tolstoy original intent for "War and Peace" was a short, but 1323 cases of fine Russian vodka later and this is what you get.  It is best read under the influence.  A little publicized fact.

Uncle Whoops came to reporting naturally as his great grandfather also helped edit Karl Marx's famous treatise on  Communism.  It started out being one of those self-help guides for the common man which were so popular back in the 1840's, but Uncle Whoops got with Karl and Fred, early on and one thing lead to another.

Uncle Whoops even gives himself credit with titling the tome.  Mr. Marx was in favor of using a less forceful title and had settled on: "A Communist Suggestion".   Where Freddie and Uncle Whoops thought the title needed more force.

They settled on "The Communist Manifesto", and the rest is history, the battle lines were drawn between the people who believe man can own property, a clearly feudal belief,  that he can use to enrich himself to the detriment of all others, and the people who believe all of mankind has a stake in mother earth and what it can provide to its children.

I guess what I am getting at here is that human beings have sought and fought for advantages through out all of time.  Cain's killing of Abel set the action that all of mankind would follow.  Greed and envy have changed history more than peace and love.  The trenches of history are filled with the silenced victims of greed and envy.  Hitler and his henchmen, Jos. Stalin and his, along with Mao, and let us not forget our own Andy Jackson and his assault on the Native American population, all have added victims to that deep trench.  To these ruthless leaders, people are not the children of God,  for they are godless and evil to a man.

People are often in the way of the greatest Utopian dreamers.   How many times have we heard "this old world would be a better place if there weren't all these people?"  Confession:  I thought this every time I went to Disney World.  Human nature you see.

During WWII the Polish ghetto was full of lice laden Jews.  To Hitler, the best way to rid the Ghetto of lice was to kill the Jews.  To Andrew Jackson, the native American population interfered with his idea of expansion, kill and move them out was his answer.  Stalin slaughtered millions and ditto Mao.

Just maybe, maybe these fellows are right and there is no God.  We are just a great big lonely quirky happen-chance of goo that pulled itself up out of the primordial soup cooking deep within the fiery earth and stood up and proclaimed to all that would listen.  "I am gonna get me some of that!"

And here we are only a few million years into this beautiful world still hitting each other over
the head for personal gain, in spite of all the education, riches, and religion this old world can entertain
we are still just a bunch of hairless monkeys dressed up with deodorant and mouthwash and a functioning public water supply and adequate sewage treatment.  Add hand washing and antibiotics into the mix and we have the numbers necessary and required for some real mischief.

America, and the American experiment of the past 200 plus years was just an experiment and we are watching what happens when greed and envy overtake a country that was founded on deeply held religious beliefs.  The religious beliefs are rejected and the riches are scattered to the winds.

America is just one zoo for humans in a world filled with human plantations.  Our national zoo keepers have decided that capitalism is no longer the best way to keep the inhabitants of our zoo happy and fed.

Can we trust these elites, the smart monkeys with the ivy league credentials to have the local monkey's best interest at heart?  Sending trillions of bananas to Washington, DC every year to the Zoo Keeps, is not making much sense when those bananas could be doing more good at the state and local level.

King Obama has shown his propensity to cast bananas to green energy monkeys who are his banana bundlers in what looks to be a banana payola scheme.  If our leaders are dishonest then the zoo is in danger.

Back to Stalin.  I believe the monkeys voted in the past US election, but some monkeys votes counted more that the others.

Is this anyway to run a zoo?  A monkey without arms is just a monkey.  A monkey with arms is alarming.

Monkeys of the world, UNITE!  Otherwise, somewhere out there, there is a trench with your name on it.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Advice To Japan: Militarize Now!

The recent under reported riots in China against the Japanese where Toyota and Honda car dealerships are burning like crosses in the reconstruction South during Jim Crowe under the watchful eye of the greatest Civil War General, Nathan Bedford Forrest bodes ill winds blowing Japan's way.

From what I can gather, even in our news media black out on the subject, the Chinese have disputed ownership of a couple of islands in the Sea of Japan or the China Sea, depending upon your perspective. These islands are probably floating on a sea of oil and natural gas and the Chinese like these sorts of commodities and will even pay for them if they have too. However, for China, going to war for treasure and financial gain is the only reason to undertake this risk to treasure and life if you exclude putting down internal riots for democracy which rear up every two generations or so.

The timing of Chinese aggression is telling. America is lead by the girly-man administration of President Barack Obama and his She-Man Secretary of State, Hillary Roddam Clinton, whose policies have brought America's armed forces in line with our European Allies in NATO, where their weapons may as well be tipped in orange, like the children toys, because they have been issued no ammunition and before they can get permission to load up and fire when under threat of loss of life and limb, requires so much paperwork most US soldiers would rather shoot themselves than fall to the enemy without firing a single defensive, much less an offensive volley!

China knows America, Japan's ally, is a paper tiger and has no stomach for a battle. Chinese President Hu realizes Obama and Clinton have their hands full with the irritable Islamic goatherds of the middle east where the last century's problem, centering on seemingly limited oil supplies for the west is a hard reality to drop. Let me, a simple blogger with an IQ of about 136 send them a message.

THE MIDDLE EAST AND ITS OIL IS SO 20TH CENTURY. OIL AND NATURAL GAS ARE UBIQUITOUS. LEAVE THE MIDDLE EAST TO ITS PEOPLE. BEAT YOUR SWORDS INTO OIL RIGS. ENLIST YOUR ARMY ENGINEERS TO DRILL FOR OIL AND NOT FOR WAR.

Oh, Japan, if you have not already been building Zeros and tanks and nuclear weapon on missiles your best bet is to give the Chinese the islands in contention and then start your militarization in earnest. Hoping the that eunuch lead America can lend a hand or would risk a confrontation with the Giant Panda Bear, China, is delusional.

You're on your own, round eye is busy with the goatherds fighting last century's war for oil. It will be far cheaper for all of us to bring back our troops and pay the market rate for oil to what ever despot controls it.

Free markets, not wars!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Was Barack Obama An Accidental President? Urban Poverty Law Center

President Barack H. Obama probably owes his life and therefore his presidency to the difficulty of obtaining an abortion in pre Roe v Wade America. Even though a few states including Hawaii liberalized the abortion laws in 1970, it was not until the above case was ruled upon in 1973 that a woman's right to choose life or death for her unborn child was guaranteed.

I posit if abortion on demand had been the law of the land when 17 yr old Ann Dunham hooked up, after Russian Language Studies class(Screams CIA), with 21 yr old Barack Hussein Obama Sr in 1960, B H Obama, Jr could have ended up in a landfill in Hawaii.
Where his essence, tragically cut short, could have been consumed by any of a thousand Laughing Sea Gulls. And he was gobbled down by a special seagull who was mourning the loss of one of her three goslings who got to close to the edge of the nest and this is where the facts get muddled because he was either pushed or fell to his death. She was a good mother.

From the landfill it is a short flight over a mountain range to her nest near Waimea Bay. As the gull flew high over the ocean, the fetal remains of our 44th president made its way to the gull's cloaca which serves as the septic tank for all birds and is conveniently located under the tail. The fetus Obama, remarkable even aborted, in a display of Herculean bravado, was able to pry open the sea gull's c-hole.

Obama audibly gasped when he looked down at the water below and asked the gull who noticed tiny Obama peaking out of her cloaca, "Say Bird, how high above the water do you suppose we are?"

The gull looked with one eye, then cocked her head to view the ocean with the other eye and replied, "I suppose about a mile."

To which Obama, the fetus, hastily challenges the gull with, "Y y yo you wouldn't sh sh sh sha shit me, would you?"

And the sea gull took the remarkable fetus Obama back to her nest and raised him with her two goslings and when he was three yrs old she gave him back to Ann Dunham. I believe this is why this man had such a hard time producing a believable birth certificate.

Hey, the founders of Rome, Romulus and Mitt Romney, were raised by a she-wolf. It could happen. It is just as believable as the real story reported below:

Instead this blob of cells, produced by the union of these two young lovers, who may or may not have been under the influence of alcohol, took the required actions for two minutes or less if Ann was a moaner, to facilitate the introduction of one special sperm into one remarkable ova; I repeat, this parasitic blob of cells was allowed to finish its mission in utero and Ann Dunham pushed out the now famous 44th president of the United States in a hospital somewhere in Hawaii, it is rumored.

Since Roe v Wade, millions and millions of little Baracks and Barackettes have been cheated of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in our nation. Yes, some of these snuffed out lifelettes would have chosen a path of crime, but somebody's got to step up to the plate and run for congress. Narcissistic, self-serving, sociopaths aren't born everyday, thanks to abortion, you know.

I wonder what great works of art or letters or inventions have been lost by our culture of war against the conceived, and as yet unborn? Perhaps the one who was to break the code for the attack on the World Trade Towers and prevent this horrendous event was aborted in 1974 in Chicago.

Maybe, just maybe, one abortee in San Francisco in 1982 was going to find a cure for Aids. What about that one aborted in 1975 who was to blow the whistle on Bernie Madhoff before he could swindle millions from his investors.

In a more serious note I am grateful the punk who would have crashed into me in 1999 on his moped, killing both me and my dog instantly, while hyped up on cocaine and Jack Daniels was instead aborted in August of 1980. Well, that is not quite true. I was killed instantly, but the dog's back was broken and the sheriff, Tom Snackadoodle, shot "Microsoft" in the head with his service revolver soon after he arrived at the scene. The kid who struck us didn't have a scratch on him.

And no Microsoft was not named after the software company, he was the runt of the litter and his fur was very soft. We do not put on airs here in the South. Any yankee will tell you we ain't near that clever. Uh-huah, uh-hunh!

The only reason a Southern Writer ever gets published is so the yankee critics can laugh at what a moron he/she is! It is an affirmative action program run by the yankee publishing houses. They know some people like shitty literature.

"Byron, I do believe old John Grisham dangled a few participles in his last tome. Care to join me at the bath house this afternoon?"

"Jonathan, you know I can not resist you! And yes I do believe Mr. Grisham almost had a believable plot this time. Ha, ha, ha, ahha!"

I guess what I have to say is I have no beef with abortion after all. It must be God's will.

Isn't everything?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"Jack, was the dog sharing his blow with you and packing heat?" Mother Maybolt, 1928-2008

Post Script: My private investigator has informed me Obama's mother Gull is still alive and is living in a hut near the metropolitan landfill in Honolulu. She has her own secret service detail at a cost to taxpayers of several millions of dollars each year. JDM

Precident Obama: If You Can't Lead Us Forward, Stop Taking US Back

For goodness sakes, Mr. Precident, if you can't take the United States forward, please stop your policies which are taking this country backwards.

EPA ruling against cross state pollution threatens to close one fifth of our coal fired generating electrical plants. Backwards!

The EPA has declared carbon dioxide a pollutant and wants to control its emission through taxation and regulation. Backwards!

The ban on the incandescent light bulb scheduled to be in effect 1.1.12 in favor of a mercury containing fluorescent bulb. Backwards!

Ruling against the construction of a pipeline from Canada to Texas for oil known as your Keystone Copout now when we need to lower our dependence on Middle Eastern Oil sources while US unemployment running at 20% if you were honest with the numbers. Backwards!

Deficit spending 40% each year and opening the spigots at the Federal Reserve Bank.
Backwards!

Handing out grants to green energy companies who happen to be your biggest donors and bundlers in the form of government backed loan guarantees in the billions of dollars. Backwards!

Overseeing the BATF's Fast and Spurious Gun Walking exercise to strip Americans of their Second Amendment Rights. Criminal and Backwards!

Presiding over the sacking of the US Treasury of billions and billions of dollars, passed out to your friends at Goldman Sacks. Backward!

Your justice department looking the other way in voter fraud perpetrated by Acorn and its affiliates and by the voter intimidation by the New Black Panther Party. Backwards!

Turning your back on Israel during the Arab Spring and the threat posed by Iran and its nuclear ambitions. Backwards!

Placing 20% of the nations GDP under government control through your poorly written and poorly planned health care act. Backwards!

Pulling out of Iraq with no chance of a stable self-governing body in place. Backwards

Bailing out GM and Chrysler with tax payer monies with no concessions from organized labor and your wholesale theft from the bondholders of these companies. Backwards!

Allowing Jon Corzine to sack and steal 3 billion dollars in MF Global and all we get is a congressional hearing. Backwards!

The Tea Party will see to it you gets the tools necessary to turn this country around. November, 2012. Forward, march!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

Hillary Clinton On Why She Will Not Accept Dem Pres Bid In 2012

In an exclusive one on one interview, Hillary Clinton is adamant she will not accept the nomination for President from a very split and disorganized democrat party.

Barack Hussein Obama's decision not to seek a second term at this late date has thrown the party of Occupy Wall Street, Grifters, and near-do-wells into complete meltdown mode. Reorganized chapters of Acorn will have to throw away the counterfeit ballots bearing his name. A spokesperson for the Acorn affiliates complained they need some lead time to get these ballots right. "This changes everything! We just wasted about a million dollars of taxpayer money, but don't worry we have plenty more where that came from."

Mitt Romney, upon learning of Hillary's decision not to seek her parties nomination, quickly changed his affiliation from lukewarm republican to hot and nasty democrat and is the putative new front runner. A spokesperson for Governor Romney, Plethora Williams, said, "the switch was easy, Mitt only had to flip flop back to his original views on abortion and gun control, leave his national health care policy in place, and wallah! Mitt is a democrat!"

A huge sigh of relief was heard from conservative republican quarters all over the nation. The tea party had an official tea bagging ceremony in which Herman Cain, the current republican party favorite, was allowed to pick any female in the USA and spend 15 minutes alone with her and there would be no questions asked and the lucky woman was sworn to silence! Cheers erupted when Mr. Cain and Ms. Gloria Steinem emerged from their private meeting and the esteemed Ms. Steinem was only wearing Herman's dress white shirt and the dazed look of a young newlywed. Herman Cain looked very sleepy as he exited the aforementioned room in a wife-beater T-shirt and dress pants. Now, against all logic, Ms. Steinem is a huge Herman Cain supporter.

It is not sexual harassment if it is Gloria Steinem. It is an act of mercy as she moved over into the column of women who "don't swell, don't tell, and are grateful as hell" at least a couple of decades ago. The bloom is off the rose is a polite way of describing that situation.

Obama operatives are scrambling to find lobbying jobs before the blush is off his rose. Michelle and the girls are planning an extended holiday jetting off to all the world's hottest locations, while the president hopes to get in a few more rounds of golf before his meal ticket runs out.

In one more surprise move, President Obama pardoned Bernadette Dorn, and William Ayers even though they were never convicted of any wrong doing in their attack against the American people in the late sixties and the seventies. Eric Holder, his embattled attorney general was also granted a presidential pardon as were the entire black Muslims prison population.

January 20, will for now and ever more be known as Black Prisoner Freedom Day, and has been declared a national holiday by presidential executive order. It is hailed as the second emancipation proclamation by some scholars.

Eric Holder, when announcing the program, exclaimed, "It is about time somebody took steps to right the wrongs of a judicial system steeped in 200 years of white racist America. Now if a black brother is incarcerated for any crime, he will only serve until January 20th rolls around at which time, if he has converted to Islam, he will be freed by presidential fiat. This will prove to be by far the most important and significant accomplishment of the Obama presidency."

Just when you thought it could not get any worse, an asteroid the size of George Soros' ego narrowly misses earth. Hey we could use the relief down here!

In other asteroid news, scientists were able to analyze its content and found it was equal parts gold, and diamond. They did this by focusing a beam of light on the fast approaching celestial body and captured the resulting spectrum of energy which was reflected off said asteroid.

Fed chairman Ben Bernanke just shook his head when he learned of the valuable heavenly body and is quoted, "That would have wiped out all our dept if it had only struck earth." Of course there would have been a big fight over who owned the object and this would have caused a bigger world war than the one that will be caused when Iran and Israel take the gloves off later this year."

The mayors of the variously Occupied lands across the country are beginning to get annoyed at the deaths in these camps for the discontented and the homeless. These protesters have had their 15 minutes of fame and need to take the party else where.
The sooner these people realize they have been lied to all their lives and accept that life is just a series of disjointed setbacks and major disappointments and not the MTV version, then they can get on with spending what time they have left more productively.
Like getting a job and paying off those student loans they wasted on beer and pizza and a couple of trips to Cancun, Mexico for spring break.

Where is my bling? Why can't I sing? It's yo thing, do what you wanna do! But do it somewhere else where we do not have to look at you and people in the next tent are not waking up dead.

Do you suppose these Occupy idiots realize they are easy marks for what ever new secret biological the spooks want to test on the more unproductive segment of our society? Spread out or die of the newest government developed OWS flu, asshats!

Doubters will be coughing up large segments of their lungs by next week. I do not agree with the wholesale slaughter of our citizens, but I can see the governments point. They have to do what is in their best interest, survival of the fittest. Darwin, yeah, it is all we have in a Godless society. I can live with that.

Hey, you don't see or hear me complaining. Or do you?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

I tried to insult as many people in this latest effort as possible, how'd I do? jdm

Herman Cain You Tube Smoke Add: Urban Poverty Law Center Explains It

What is all the hubbub with the YouTube Ad for Herman Cain where a man touts Cain's strengths as a candidate then takes a drag off a nearly used up cigarette with his best H. Bogart impersonation. Then Herman Cain's portrait appears out of the smoke looking like the cat that ate the canary! Beautiful.

Translation: Cain is not a believer in the nanny state. He opposed the banning of smoking in public places. The ad is a not quite subliminal message to patriots who favor personal freedom over tyranny. A government that can take your rights to smoke where and when you want can also take anything else it wants from you and will. Look out sodas, cholesterol, chocolate, fats and bacon, the government is running out of items to regulate, read tax. The EPA is already looking towards a Cow flatulence tax and a farmers dust tax to help stymie falling tax revenues

Besides, as Woody Allen predicted in "The Sleeper" cigarettes are not without their health benefits. They have been shown to stave off the development of Parkinson's disease through some interaction with the brain's nicotine receptors and the prevention of dementia is still a possibility. If you smoke don't stop, but if you do not smoke wait for the small nicotine pills for the prevention of brain rot instead of lighting up.

The clueless overpaid blond and beautiful bubble-headed babblers who adorn our flat screen TVs and pose as intellectuals here to tell us what to think were baffled beautiful babblers by Candidate Cain's smoke advertisement.

Look for more subliminal messages in Herman Cain's political ads. If you understand it you will vote for a man with his political philosophy. Look at the others in the field for the republicans.

Romney, nanny state sponsor; Gingrich, nanny-boy (global warmist), Perry, stealth nanny statist, Bachmann, OK probably, Ron Paul, OK probably; Santorum, nanny-boy.

Herman Cain scares the hell out of the established power brokers and thus the negative background noise from the press who should not be able to turn an election, but still can, but to a lesser extent than when Clinton first ran. Cain is a powerful man with testosterone receptors in all the right places. He was raised with strong family values in the South when racism truly permeated our society here and he won life's lottery against huge odds through hard work and determination.

Herman Cain will bring that sort of dedication to the presidency and will fight for this country like no other. He knows how to row against the currents. When he is sworn in his work will be cut out for him. He will meet the challenge. He will make us proud.

Is he a polished politician? No. Will he make gaffes during the campaign? Yes. When everything you say is recorded and dissected, sometimes your mouth gets ahead of your brain and something comes out even you did not expect. So what!

My advice to Herman Cain is to keep putting your ideas out there and be Herman Cain. It has been successful for you so far.

Cain looks like the best fit for our country, a once proud and prosperous nation felled by Super-Nanny Statist Barack Hussein Obama and a government packed with well meaning nanny-boys who are looking out for us.

Blah, blah, blah, don't smoke around the baby, blah, blah, blah don't eat that bacon and eggs, blah, blah, the earth is warming, blah, blah, blah, coal and oil are evil sources of energy, blah blah, blah guns are dangerous, blah, blah, blah, let me just feel your package before you get on that plane, blah, blah, blah God and prayer have no place in schools, blah, blah, blah, we don't need to defend our borders! Fences are for sissies!

Hello, Herman Cain, good-bye Nanny!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

President Obama's War In Iraq Ends: Urban Poverty Law Center Shocked

Readers, tweeters, Occupy Streeters, Wal-Mart Greeters, former wife-beaters, third world leaders, income tax cheaters, and Jackson Delano Maybolt, who is well represented by the introduction list in more than one category, though not a cheater, a beater, or a streeter, I come to praise President Obama not to curry favor with him.

The first thing President Barack Hussein Obama did that I agree with is to draw down all our troops from Iraq. Our mission is completed! Al Qaida is a headless serpent spinning around the deserts of the Middle East and we in America have bigger fish to fry as they are fond of saying here stateside.

For example, the Lords Prayer Army of Uganda has just received a shipment of new and improved hacking machetes hot off the North Korean Iron Works by way of Venezuela each personally stamped by Hugo Chavez's secretary of the Inferior, Manuel De la Grossa Kelly. This, in spite of the United Nations Ruling NM-993322, which explicitly calls for a voluntary banning of improved hacking machetes in dirt-poor, oil and mineral rich, Sub Sahara black Africa.

I did not want to say anything because I know BATFnE and Attorney General Eric Holder have a lot on their plates right now, but this has all the hallmarks of their MO. Machete walking, Slash and Furious, what are these people thinking. We are not stupid!

As they say, outlaw hacking machetes and only the outlaws will have hacking machetes! Or another favorite of mine; "you can have my hacking machete when you peel it out of my cold dead hands!" And not to leave out; "sure I will give you my hacking machete, one atom at a time as it slices off each limb from your bloated liberal torso."

Back to Iraq and President Obama's announcement. On first look, I cheered his decision. Then after some reflection I RAN into a few misgivings. My cats needed food, so I RAN to Wal-mart. My windows needed caulking before winter, so I RAN to the hardware store. My cows were low on salt blocks so I RAN to the Co-op. Now that you see what I fear the double secret meaning of the troop draw down in Iraq may be, I am not so gleeful.

Hey, maybe I am wrong. I have been wrong once before, and that was when I thought I was wrong. Time for a quick poem for the simple. IRAN BEFORE THE FALL

Iran into Ahmadinejad
at my local Synagogue
he did not speak
just showed his teeth
n got bitch slapped by Uncle Billy Bob

Lastly, I want to leave you with this...............................................................................................................not all fruit flies are gay, some are just happy.

Jackson Delano Maybolt President and Poet Laurette for The Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Warns Morgan Freeman As He Shoots Dolphin From Piers

Morgan Freeman has accused over one half of the nation of racism!

In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"

Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?

After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.

"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"

"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.

Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.

"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."

"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"

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When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.

If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.

I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.

Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.

I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.

After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?

Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!

I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.

The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!

With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!

Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.

We are the disagree-ists.

Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.

Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.

Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?

Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center







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Attackwatch.com Cites Urban Poverty Law Center Reportage

Somebody reported this site to the watch troll group recently established by the "Commie Tea To Re-Elect Precedent Obama!
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:

19 September, 2011

Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com

Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III

Mr. Mayblot:

Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.

We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.

Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?

In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?

Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.

In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?

I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!

Sincerely,

S

Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com


My reply:

19 September, 2011

Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN

Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC

Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:

I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!

However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.

Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.

Jackson Delano Maybolt

Additions Of Newly Printed Money To Economy Wrong Approach, President Obama

Republican candidates for president debate Nero Obama as the United States economy burns while Obama plays "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" on Charlie Daniel's golden fiddle.

Precedency ([sic] held) of Barack Hussein Obama seems to be his "my way or the highway" latest offering to congress through his jobs plan, which he wrote himself with help from his pals at the Open Society and Vanderwahlbert Edsel K. Jones, now Green Jobs Commissar, formerly Communist Green Jobs Czar for the White House for a day. It is porkulus lite, but packs twice the punch of porkulus one and deux, which only spent 4.5 million dollars for every job saved or created, this plan promises only 2.25 million dollars for each job!

I am a cynic and believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle of 3.5 to 3.75 mil per job saved or created. Nothing has changed since the first two porkuli bills, unless you consider gold has risen from $1,143 and ounce to $1,856 an ounce and gasoline and diesel fuel have risen from $1.80 to $3.80 per gallon, and real American Wages have risen 0.26%, unless you work for the feds and you have seen your wages keep up. Thank you, Mr Precedent!

How does the Precedent intend to pay for his jobs machine? More of the same old failed policy plays from his rules for idiot radicals, taxes on the producers of wealth in a bold move to redistribute wealth from hot spots to cold spots. Taxing the wealthy is like taking a burning log off the boiler that is producing steam to run the engine which pulls the US economy forward, and letting it burn far removed from the boiler.

Sure the log burns, and energy is released, but not close enough to a boiler to cause any increase in the economy.

People who make money and create jobs in our economy have a proven boiler and economic engine. Their money buys the logs to heat the boiler and keep their part of the economic engine steaming down the road to success. Enter the Obamabots who take money by tax increases from successful businesses,there by robing them of their fuel, and pick winners like Solyndra Solar, which did not have a good economic engine with its boiler leaking like a sieve, bye-bye productivity, hello stagnation.

The Obamabots do not realize that all of America's engines of success depend upon the others. Bob's rental's depends upon Ralph having enough operating capital to lease equipment to get his contractor's work done as he has all these years, but when his taxes are raised even a little bit, pow Ralph lays off a worker, rents less from Bob and Bob buys less from John Deere or Caterpillar and this causes these giants to cut back on steel purchases from NuCor, which is a fine American Corporation. Buy Nucor under $37 a share and sell at $45, over and over again.

Nucor (NUE)NYSE is a good bell weather stock on how the economy is running. At Under $32 a share it is a Urban Poverty Law Center strong buy and hold. If Obama and his henchmen who run the greatest economy killing apparatus in modern history are turned out and a real supply side President and Congress are let in in 2012, there will be dancing in the streets. Stand back and watch Americans get back to the business of making money. Obamacare must also be turned back.

Jack Maybolt clairvoyant moment: November, 2012: Obama is defeated and the senate and congress is tipped into Tea Party territory by a huge margin. Wednesday Dow closes early because limits on upward gains are passed in first minutes of trading and this time of economic exuberance continues til the Christmas doldrums.

All businesses want is certainty. What are my fixed liabilities, and what is my profit. Obama's waffling on tax rates gives businesses who may pass 10 million dollars across the books each year, and show only a 5% profit a case of nerves.
Governments print money, businesses make it.

Governments take money away that the businesses make.

How much of each dollar I earn in America should I be able to keep?

The politicians must make this a fixed amount before the demons of finance and business can be unleashed. Uncertainty about regulations, tax rates, health care brought about by the neophyte who occupies the Oval Office gives all businesses pause. The US economic clutch is depressed, business cannot function with uncertainty.

Pop the clutch President Obama, lower taxes on everybody and watch the economy speed off down Recovery Road!

You know, the clutch, that peddle under the dash on the far left, where you and your friends live? Stepping on the accelerator with the clutch depressed adds no momentum, which is what spending money like porkuli 1,2, and now 3 is doing.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Given Advance Copy Of President Obama's Job's Speech

I do not deserve the attention I am getting from our illustrious leaders in Washington, but for some reason I have been included in the select few who get to read the planned speech on jobs that President Obama is to deliver on next Thursday evening in front of a joint session of congress and his 20 million supporters who are all but a handful, government employees.

His Jobs Czar, Robert Rothseignbergur Smith-Jones, IV, has sought me out to make my comments on the content. I have enclosed excerpts that I found interesting and objectionable. I did not sign a waiver of silence. Here it is, warts and all.

"Good evening, Mr. President, Mr. Speaker, members of congress, and my fellow Americans. Tonight I want to talk to you about something that is very important, not only to our countrymen but to this great big family style government that is here to serve you, our fellow Americans.

I know it seems like it has grown like topsy since I took over as your supreme leader just a little over two years ago. But along with serving in many distinct areas from border protection, to terror prevention, to keeping the air we breathe and the water we drink safe for our citizens, to maintaining an armed force which is the envy of the world, to providing each of our citizens affordable health care, to making sure all our children have their educational needs met, and that our citizens who have fallen on hard times do not fall through the cracks that are forming in the safety nets of our infrastructure, we also print and borrow money to spend on our friends in businesses that support us with generous contributions!

But I did not come here tonight to talk about all the waste and profligate spending which we have undertaken over the past three years. That is water under the bridge to nowhere. I am Barack Hussein Obama and I am here to talk jobs for ordinary Americans.

I am talking about unemployment and the problems it presents our society. Our neighbors are hurting. Unable to add minutes to a phone plan, some of our fellow Americans have given up looking for work. These are the worst of times, and yet the best of times for our millionaires and billionaires, many of whom are clamoring to pay more of a share in taxes.

Warren Buffett, a billionaire, by his own admission does not think it fair to pay less than his secretary in federal income taxes. I agree. I think we can all agree on this.

Sarah Palin is a nincompoop and a dimwitted bimbo with a nice pair of legs. I don't mind if she runs out on those perfectly molded legs and gets the fellows in the West Wing of the White House some Maxwell House coffee, but as CEO? Well, you get my drift.

Ditto Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. She'd look better under the desk in the Oval Office than behind it. She is not very large. Cute as a button, as they say.

As part of my jobs proposal tonight I am asking the congress, both the republican controlled house and the democrat controlled senate to have a bill on my desk in the morning that will employ 35 million Americans immediately, and create a product that can be sold world wide for a huge profit and that has low overhead. We will take these profits and plow them back into the business of business and hire another 35 million Americans and double our productivity. These are high paying jobs with full benefits including dental insurance!

The product is not to add to the earth's carbon dioxide load and should be green.

I have asked the US Treasury to hire these people to print our new gold backed money, which I am announcing here tonight for the first time. Each goldbondobama unit, will come in denominations of the quarter-bama, half-bama, bama, fivebama, tenbama, twentybama, fiftybama, hundredbama and the 1000bama, the thousandbama. These will be taking the place of the green back which has seen this country through some tough times.

This new currency will carry the full faith and credit of the United States and be legal tender for all debts both public and private. As yet, we have not pegged the bama to gold, but think the 1000bama will be redeemable for a half ounce of pure gold. Gold you can touch and sink your teeth into if you so desire. I have just ordered that gold in private hands is illegal and all your gold must be turned into the treasury department by next week or the fine is severe. We know who owns the gold and we need it to save our jobs.

Joe Biden will be happy to answer any questions you might have regarding our plans.

Thank you and God Bless America!"

As the president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, it is a fine plan and a wonderful speech. I will reserve judgement on how well, the vice president preforms until after the event.

Jackson Delano Maybolt

"Gold and silver, like sugar and spice and everything nice should back America's currency! Do we look stupid, or what?" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008

Urban Poverty Law Center Urges Maxine Waters To Chill

What happens when the government hates the people as much as the people hate the government? Waco, Ruby Ridge, Tim McVey, Stimulus packages to bail out fat cat bankers and Wall Street trading whores, QE1,2,3?, air travel restricted to those who comply with nudity or fondling by the TSA, and politicians like Representative Maxine Waters, who invited the 46% of Americans who pay her salary via taxes, to take a trip to visit her colleague and master, old Satan himself.

From a representative republic to a unrepresentative Kleptocracy in just over 200 years, the fall of the American way of life is now complete. All that is left is for someone to turn out the lights, and Obama's new EPA regulations against cross state pollution has threatened to do just that. His EPA plans to shutter 1/5 of our nation's coal fired generating plants. Electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket! What a fool!

The Tea Party must pray for relief to the only One Who keeps Maxine Waters and Satan in check. Could the veering off of the latest tropical storm away from Rush Limbaugh in Florida and straight for our vacationing Baritone in Chief on Martha's Vineyard be God's sign that he has not forsaken his little lambs here in America?

Is the grand American experiment in freedom not ending with this most remarkable fluke of presidential politics?

A man only elected by a majority of voters as the anti-Bush, Clinton fatigued, wow a clean well-spoken black man(Joe Biden's take) candidate who could charm the panties off a young Doris Day, and then be just as comfortable wearing them to the pizza parlor on Martha's vineyard, leaving Miss Day to wonder what just happened.

Today, we are all Miss Day. Barack Hussein Obama has all our underwear and we are unsure how this happened without us realizing it. Oh yeah, he promises to give them back, but we must all take a good look at them when we get them back before we try to wear them. Obama promised to fundamentally change America. He did.

He has taken our very foundations, our freedoms, our money, our choices and stolen them like an underwear thief in the night and most of us do not even realize we have gone commando. We are too busy raising families and working two jobs to notice his attack.

Our freedom to choose whether or not to buy medical insurance is gone. He chose to force us to buy it. Our freedom to earn a dollar today and save it secure in the knowledge it will be worth the same in three months let alone in 10 years is gone thanks to his goons at the Federal Reserve Bank and their printing presses.

Our freedom to educate our children with God in the school room has been taken from us with horrifying results. Flash mobs beating and robbing fellow citizens with callous disregard for our shared heritage and the Ten Commandments.

Our vote has been taken by him and his thugs at ACORN and others through voter intimidation and outright fraud. The Tea Party realizes we are back to "taxation without representation"! It pissed us off then and it pisses us off now.

Our borders have been taken from us as have the rights and privileges being a US citizen bestows. Walk across the border, can't speak English, no problemo, can't get a job, no problemo, want to vote even though not a citizen, no problemo!

Well, Mr. Obama, the Tea Party thinks we have a big problemo! And we showed your team what a warm up looked like in 2010. We were just clearing our throats in 2010. You ain't seen nothing yet.

You might as well reserve the moving vans now to haul you and your self-indulgent entourage out of the people's White House, not your house, not the Federal Reserve's house, not the bandits of Wall Street's house, and not Maxine Waters'house. To show you there are no hard feelings, the tea party will even pick up the tab for your move with a generous retirement for the rest of your life. Where, in retirement you can wow your big powerful friends,the titans of treason and the captains of crony-capitalism, making $500,000 a speech, spouting platitudes filled with empty rhetoric about how you almost fundamentally changed America!

It is the Tea Party's White House. We pay for it and we controlled its occupant until you began to steal the power of the vote. Shame on you, you know what you've done. Thief! A low down underwear thief!

Your welcome is waning. Your leadership is reckless. Your timing is out of sync. Anyway watch out for that hurricane. God works in mysterious ways. Pray that others are praying for and not against you. Our God is an awesome God.

Maybe you should attend church this weekend? And perhaps you should take that old sulphur spewing gas bag, Maxine Waters, with you.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"Jack, you hate going to Church." Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008

A note to the SS: Never mind! JDM

Obama Solicits Urban Poverty Law Center Jobs Plan

Below is the letter I received from President Obama's Economic Development Czar To Urban America. Her name is Shalal
Alziereh. She has a PhD in economics and a minor in governance from Harvard Business School.

16 August, 2011

Jackson D. Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
xxxx Poverty Lane
Cedar Grove, Tn 38321

Dear Dr. Maybolt:

I have been instructed by our president, Barack Hussein Obama, to seek out diverse opinions on how to jump start our economy, especially in our poorer inner cities. Your writings have caught our eye here at the White House and Joe Biden has been instructed to read all your posts and report directly to the president about this and other matters in his quarterly meetings with the President.

We find your ideas of allowing each taxpayer to work tax free one year in five for their entire working career to be brilliant!

Balancing the budget by cropping each gov issued check by what ever percentage the projected deficit is for the year is astonishing. What is your IQ?

Taxing political contributions at 50% and opening amounts to infinity and opening contributions to the world is another remarkable suggestion. Your insistence that the list of contributors is public information is the icing on the cake.

I am asking that you and your staff at the Urban Poverty Law Center put your considerable genius to the jobs problem in our inner cities. As you know black teen unemployment is hovering at around 50% and drops to only 30% for older blacks.

Sincerely,

Shalal Alziereh, PhD


My reply:

Dr. Shalal Alziereh
Czar To Urban Economic Development
The White House
Washington, DC 20202

Dear Dr. Alziereh:

Thank you for your letter dated 16 August, 2011.

I have given your problem some thoughts and have come up with a solution which may be beneficial to the urban poor. I will consider first what constitutes work in our physical world and a brief history as I see it follows.

All animals and plants need food and shelter and a source of energy to survive. Since we are not talking about plants which for the most part derive food from the soil and have the sun as an energy source, and convert CO2 and water into sugars and grow their own shelters through their exteriors, we will leave them there.

Early man worked for shelter, a cave or a tent made of skins and hunted animals or grew or gathered edible plants to survive.
Each member of the tribe contributed to the sustenance of the other members......and in any society some members were unfit for physical labors by physical handicap or personality shortfall, ie lazy, and these members would find themselves overly represented on the alters of human sacrifice in these societies of early human beings.

As man evolved at woman's insistence, the desire for trinkets and baubles drove many of the early humans to specialize and artists and craftsmen were born. The first early millionaire was the neanderthal who was first credited with developing the deodorant/ antiperspirant. It corresponds to the first human baby boom roughly 40,000 years ago. He found if he placed ground eucalyptus leaves mixed with the musk glans of a woolly mammoth and rubbed it on the underarms and undercarriage
the women of the day were very receptive to sexual advances. Unfortunately, a cro-magnum man stole the formula and added the root of Hyacinthia to the mix and would only sell to other cro-magnums and the neanderthals had to resort to homosexuality as all their women preferred the sweet smelling cros as they referred to them in the day.

Thus began the race to develop the better perfumes. Ever wonder why the French are so prolific at perfumery? Have you ever smelled a room full of Franco-Prussians who have been without soap and water for a week? Enough said.

Agriculture spawned by mans desire for beer created jobs by the hundreds and allowed man to live in communities for the mutual protection of the beer halls. When the first beer halls were invaded by barbarians from the north walls were built and castles sprang up to protect the beer.

I do not wish to belittle the horrors of slavery, but slaves are working for the three essentials in life, food, clothing and shelter and the fourth is reproduction. So maybe we should take a closer look into slavery as it may pertain to our modern society. Could you use a live in servant or two. Someone to wash your clothes, clean your house, and drive you to your appointments?

I think you should form a commission to explore the pros and cons of re-instituting slavery in America. Sure keep the safety net in place, unemployment insurance for 99 months, but after that these unemployed people need to make arrangements to be enslaved until the economic conditions improve. I believe this could work to every ones benefit.

Sincerely,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, PhD
Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN

"Jack you are totally insane! Has the pilot light on the gas heater gone out again?" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008

Soros Short On Euro, Longing For Dollars, Urban Poverty Law Center Breaks The Code

I read the(financial) news today, oh boy,
about a lucky man who made the grade
he shorts the euro, but says he's not
well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
Nobody could tell if
If he was from the house of the open society

Hey, George D. Soros is writing op ed pieces and giving interviews to der Spiegel today and I think he is up to something big!

WARNING, what you are about to read is based on my years watching self-promoters work the public. G.D. Soros is no different from the Carnival barkers who frequented the small southern towns in the 1950's taunting the hayseed planting, clod buster wearing rubes there to play a game they were sure to lose. For these self-promoters must give a person a reason for losing their monies. I am over here but you must look over there. I will try to pull the curtain back on one of these financial mischief makers.

Der Spiegel: As an investor would you still bet on the euro?

G.D. Soros: I certainly would not short the euro because China has an interest in having an alternative to the dollar. You can count on China to back the efforts of the European authorities to maintain the euro.

NOTE: I fell off the toilet yesterday and struck my noggin rather hard against the tile flooring and now I can, through some gift from God above, read a man's lies and see the truth. It is a new phenomenon and I hope I can use it to warn the financial markets as to what this reptilian scavenger is up to. Europe, Soros has you in his sites!

The Analysis: When Der Spiegel asks Soros if he is betting on the euro, his reply is a smoke screen. He really did not answer the question fully as he can not for he would show the world what he is doing and steps could be taken to stop him from walking away form the table with all the chips.

In his answer he only states "he would not short the euro because China has an interest in having an alternative to the dollar."
What he did not say was that he is very short on the euro because it is poised to fall on its own as the fiat propping up its value is threatened. The Euro, like the dollar is supported by thin air, and the unrest on the streets of and in Europe's financial markets is making it even more rarefied. China's interest is irrelevant. The Chinese just have to decide how much money they wish to contribute to Soros because it is not a matter of if the euro will fall, but when.

Bottom LIne: Soros is short on Euro. Where is he on the Dollar? He tells us in the same interview.

Der Spiegel: And any further stimulus is now basically a non-starter, because the conservative majority in congress is hell bent on preventing it.

G,D. Soros: That is what is pushing the world toward another recession, into a double dip.

The Analysis: Because Obama's stimulus did not go far enough and the congress has shut off unlimited spending and borrowing, what this means is the dollar will strengthen as the world, other than the United States, will dip into a recession.

Bottom Line: G.D. Soros is long on the dollar.

I am JD Maybolt, code breaker for Sorosese. It is not what he says or how he says it, but what he means to say that he didn't say.

What he say?

Money, its a blast
Keep your hands off my stack.

" Money, like pain, can only be appreciated when it is yours." Mother Maybolt, 1928-2008

Urban Poverty Law Center Accepts Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction Invitation

I am very excited to report the President of the Urban Poverty Law Center, Jackson Delano Maybolt, has been invited to address the newly formed Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction. These members of the Super Congress have been selected by the House and Senate leadership to guide our nation back towards financial sobriety. Those of you who have kept up with all 100 plus entertaining and informative UPLC posts know we at UPLC take government over spending quite seriously. We are understandably concerned we have not, as yet, benefited from any grants from a behemoth which spends over $3,700,000,000,000 and 45 cents each year. Where is the parity?

We are equally flummoxed when we learned the top 1% of US wage earners pay 37% of the taxes collected. And now Baroke Hussein Obama is asking congress to go back to that well and dig deeper into this tiniest and most helpless minority's pocket and see what more they can pull out.

Let's face it, blacks are a minority with 12 percent of the population, Latinos are a minority with 13% of the population, gays are a minority with 10% of the population, and the richest 1% of tax payers are only 0.5% of the population and as such are the creme de la creme of minorities.

Asking one half of one percent of the US population to pay for 37% of the total income tax and only have a voice of 0.5% as a voting block is on face unfair.
Perhaps the committee on Deficit Reduction should consider a new way to cast a vote.
One thousand dollars in federal taxes should give the payer of tax monies more say in electing our representatives. Everybody gets one vote. But the rich, they are different from you and me. If they pay $100,000 in federal income taxes they may vote one time, but it is counted as 100 votes. Since these 1.5 million tax payers pay about $650,000,000,000 in taxes this would give them about 650 million more votes, more than enough to carry elections their way, since only about 110 million people vote in our elections, some of whom are US citizens!

Barack Hussein Obama and the Super Select Congressional 12, who, in no particular order, are, Brother Kerry,D Ma, Sister Murray,D Wa, Brother Baucus, D, Mt, Brother Kyle, R. Az, Brother Toomey, R. Pa, Brother Portman, R. Oh, Brother Hensarling, R. Tx, Brother Camp, R. MI, Brother Upton, R. Mi, Brother Becerra, D. Ca,
Brother Van Hollen, D. Ma, and Black Brother Clyburn, D. SC.

As a Southerner, I am thinking it is not looking too good for Dixie when the committee makes its recommendations for funding cuts. Our share of the delicious Washington DC Pork Pot Pie will be quite a bit smaller. But since the Civil War we here in the South are used to being looked upon as a bastard half step-child with the only people still stupid enough in this country to teach our children about patriotism and our numbers in the armed services bear this out.

I have an acquaintance whose son was lost on the most recent helio crash in Afghanistan, yes, a Navy Seal. Tragic. Lets save money by carrying all our elite forces into a dangerous fire zone in one great big noisy helio. Wow, who made that brilliant call?

Jack, Jack, no no no no, you have Clyburn from South Carolina and Hensarling from Texas to look out for you. A liberal democrat and a Texan, is that all we got. I cry foul as the representatives are predominately from blue states and heavily indebted to Union Thuggery, not Civil War type Union, but the Unions who sup and dine beyond satiety at the feeding troughs set out by a complacent congress.

Am I reaching when I ask if Obama has a Christ complex? Why you could easily think the 12, clearly a biblical number with "The One" as the President is known is some circles, could be a clever ruse to get those who cling to their religion and bibles on board with the economic rape and pillage of America. Just a thought.

Anyway, I will be glad to address this most powerful and diverse Super Congressional Committee. They probably do not want to know what Jack would do.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President/invitee to the First Joint Strike Committee To Save Our Nation's Standard and Poor Credit Rating

"If you can't stand the heat, you are going to hate global warming!" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008

Has anybody seen Albert "FREAKINSTEYN" Gore, Jr lately, looking as tough as an elderly Male Cheerleader, cursing about the Global Warming deniers? He seriously needs his middle chakra released. Are there no hookers or women with low self-esteem left out there who can ease this man's pain? He has got money, you got eye lids and imagination. Where is Gloria Steinem when you really, really need her? I am beginning to think she is all hat and no cattle, I mean cuddle. JDM

Maybe a tattoo and a Harley would help him with the ladies? JDM

Urban Poverty Law Center Crop/Cattle Report: Who Was Al Gore Jr?

For those of you unfamiliar with Western Tennessee, it is a largely agricultural economy with Memphis as the nipple on the edge of the Mississippi River. We are fortunate to live in a geographical location which receives almost 60 inches of annual rain fall. Some farmers have placed deep wells to irrigate, but most rely on nature to do the heavy work. We got rain again the past two days, and our crops without heavenly water for 9 days were grateful for the drink. I hope the pastures scorched by the few days of Albert Gore, Jr Memorial 100 degree dog days of August rekindle the green grasses our cattle are fond of eating.

My cotton is in full bloom and the boles are soon to develop. We've had enough heat already to make cotton this year. My soy beans are thick, lush and green and are flowering as well and some pods are beginning to make. The corn is over 10 feet high and the cobs are making as this is written. The cows are dropping calves, 7 new ones in a fortnight. We have baled over 200 large round bales of hay so far this year and with a little luck will get about 50 more if the rain cooperates. We only wait for a bountiful harvest and a large check from the grain broker, then we can pay our fair shares to help our cash strapped and recently Standard and Poor fallen Public Savants.

The full faith and credit of the United States of America used to mean something when adults ran the show in Washington.
Now that the political class has been overrun by thugs and carpetbaggers only there for personal gain and prestige, our
national stock has been sullied.

Fortunately, enough intelligent people in this country were awakened by the strained groans and the subsequent shuddering and bucking the Obama administration's Marxist inputs into our economy caused to elect 70 good patriots in 2010 to congress who tried to save us from the financial Armageddon wrought by the crack team of economic demolition experts assembled by Barack Hussein Obama after his selection as President.

These patriots will be joined by at least 70 more patriots and a bright new president and another handful of senators who will all be elected in 2012 to help guide the country and its fortunes back to the only place in the world where a person with a good idea can make a fortune the old fashion way, through hard work, perseverance and good luck. Your days of corporate cronyism are coming to an end. We will shine the light on your operation and it will end. You in Washington know who you are. Be very, very afraid. Ask Al Gore how lonely life can be on the political refuse heap of bad policy and snake oil sales? Google him if you do not recall him. He will soon be joined there by another group of pikers who cannot go to Gore soon enough for my liking.

Going to Gore is like getting Borked. The political savvy need no explanation. Going Gore is every pols nightmare. It means your political vision for America has been rejected and you have been labeled as a goof and a buffoon. Obama and his
Chicago goons will be turned out and the election results of 2010 have spoken to their reserve tickets to ride on the high speed rail line to Goreville,to join Albert Gore, Jr on the smoldering ash heap of bad political ideas.

Low taxes, a level playing field, and a stable economic climate for our businesses to thrive is not too much to ask. The Obama Doctrine for the economy is a loser! Sarah Palin knows what the Obama Doctrine is.

Obama Economic Doctrine: "Taxes will rise. Energy costs will necessarily skyrocket. All are helped when we spread the wealth around."

Not in America, Barack Hussein Obama. Your form of collectivism has failed everywhere it has been tired, USSR, China, Cuba, Europe. The human spirit has some charitable components, but self preservation is a stronger force. Effort wanes when it is not tied directly to rewards.

My efforts for a good crop and healthy livestock will be rewarded if we can get our governing bodies back into the role of public servant and out of their role as fanatical fairness fairies of the economy. I am reminded of the children on the playground who are indignant whenever a fairness doctrine is broken and spend 10 minutes of playtime crying about it. The free markets are not fair, they are free. Get used to it. It is what it is.

Another dose of healing for America will come in November of 2012. More free market patriots will be elected to office and the fair market fairies of the Obama administration will have to flicker back to academia where their tinkering will not bring the American economic engine to its knees ever again. Academics are best left in academia, and their pointy-headed theories best hashed out over a cup of java or a joint after office hour and not foisted on the world's largest economy in a time of weakness.

God help if we ever elect another group of pointy headed academics with loose economic morals and penchants for living the high life on other peoples dimes to lead America. We will not put up with that nonsense! We can barely tolerate Hollywood as it is, you too Washington, DC?

I am Jackson Delano Maybolt, President of the Urban Poverty Law Center

"If a pride of lions invite you over for dinner is it discrimination to send your regrets?" Mother Maybolt, 1928-2008

Urban Poverty Law Center Plans Birthday Bash for Jack and Barack

As the titular head of the Urban Poverty Law Center I believe it is time to confess to what I believe is a quirky freakish coincidence.
I will provide the reader with a clue from a series of lines from Beatles songs people of my generation were privy to hear and study.

We looked for the hidden meaning, Paul was dead. Number nine, number nine.

you say it is your birthday
it is my birthday too yeah

black bird singing in the dead of night

Michele my belle
these are words that go together well

Obladee obladah life goes on on, bra
la la how their life goes on

Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need somebody's
Heelllppp!

Hey Jude,
don't take it bad
take a sad song
and make it better

Hey I am the taxman
Yeah the taxman
and you are working
for no one but me

You say you want a revolution
well you know
but if you want money for people with minds that hate
all I can tell you brother is you'll have to wait

I believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were channeling Nostradamus when writing the lyrics to their string of hits.
I will spend the rest of the space explaining how the lines above are pertinent.

The birthday line predicts the birther movement that sprung up after Obama's election and by the way It is my birthday too, Jack Maybolt is 58 today, and ready to put on the prosthetic leg and party.

Blackbird is singing in the dead of night refers to Obama's hidden agenda for this country. Had he been straight forward with voters in 2008, that he planned to ruin health care, raise taxes, keep unemployment high, and play 32,776 holes of golf, and spend 10 trillion dollars of paper money on his friends along with 10 trillion he extracts from the American taxpayer, that republican Troll from the Senate, and that cute former governor of Alaska would be at the controls.

Michele, my belle predicts the first Lady's many trips abroad as a good will ambassador to the world.

Obladee, Obladah references the strife in the Middle East and Obama's peculiar change in American Policy in its waning commitment to the security of Israel, Later in the song McCartney has Desmond putting on his pretty face in a gender switch, cross dressing reference which serves to give me pause to reflect.

"Which is it Mr President , boxers or pink laced frillies?" The world wants to know.

Hey Jude, you in Israel know what this warns of. Listen, Ben, it is all there.

Help is what we all need with this bunch in charge.

Taxman, yeah yeah yeah. Needs no further explanation. Words speak for themselves!

Revolution is too complex to be treated lightly in this thread, but Lennon and McCartney saw it coming. They sang about it and we are living it. "All I can tell you brother is you can count me out.....IN!"

Anyway, Happy birthday Mr. President. Seventeen percent unemployment since you took over from Geo Bush. Businesses afraid to commit capital to a losing venture. Children going hungry, college kids saddled with debts they will never be able to repay without a job. Gold up 100%. We all know you mean well. Hit the links and chase the dimpled white ball.

Did I mention I saw the Beatles when they preformed in Memphis. I was twelve and you were four.

We share a birth date, but we do not share the same vision for America.

Jimmy Carter just hoping he can hang on to this life long enough to hear what he has been waiting for all these years......
that he is no longer the worst president of modern times.

Meanwhile, my guitar gently weeps for this country.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center



"The Beatles made a lot of racket in the sixties and baby sat my teens." Mother Maybolt 1926-2008