In The Race Of Donald Trump Vs Hillary Frump, Whom Will Triumph On Election Day? Trumphy Vs Frumpy, Why Donald Wins

Americans have never voted an ugly president into office, especially since the dawn of the television age. Kennedy, with his dapper looks and Northeastern charm rolled over Tricky Dick Nixon who was too unctuous to beat JFK whose handlers knew to keep him fresh for the debate which was televised for all to see Nixon sweating like a whore in a Selma, Alabama Baptist retreat in August. Nixon bested Hubert Humphrey in 1968 after his people learned about make-up and air-conditioning. Nixon bested McGovern in 1972 because he was a hawk and McGovern appeared weak. Looks were about a tie in the Nixon-McGovern race.

In 1976 Jimmy Carter, with better hair, and his smooth Southern style offed the balding galoot, Gerald Ford, who had to his credit pardoned Nixon, whom by todays standards was a saint while in office and was only drummed out by the relentless beating he took from the out of control press who lost all credibility with that little act and have fallen from grace and even today are held in contempt by middle America.

Reagan v Carter, no contest, Hollywood won. After the problems Jimmy Carter's low testosterone levels wrought America was ready for a man to take the reigns and balls up our nation. Iran noticed Reagan right away by placing all the American hostages on a plane in almost enough time to make his inauguration. Gaddafi got a taste of Reagan's testicles and played quiet mouse still mouse until Hillary and Obama colluded to throw the balance of power in the middle east into chaos in an attempt to keep American hegemony in place.

In 1984, Mondale, a handsome fellow, was bested by Reagan by the shear weight of those enormous Ronald Reagan balls. And Mical G. tore down the wall crushed by the ball.

1988 saw Bush upend the goofy little politician with the ill-advised ride in the tank in that helmet! Again beauty bested goof.

Now we are up to Bill Clinton, perhaps the best looking President of our modern era. He is irresistible to all but his wife Hillary. Even men have thrown themselves at him. And the women all want to taste his man gravy, only one silly young intern has ever spilt even more than a few drops of it ever! Then Bob Sour Dole was up against the charmer Clinton and was beat so badly his left arm did not work for a few months.

Next we have Al Gore, another goofy fellow, just trying to have others release his middle chakra for him in a contest against W. Bush. W's bigger balls won out over Albert's feminized little testicles after the chad wars of Florida.

W verses the horse faced John Kerry whom historians will note has no balls and very little sense, note his disastrous Iran agreement, which has not yet exploded fully in the worlds face, was a no contest.

And now we come to Obama, that cool, baritone babbler just black enough and clean enough to mesmerize 50.24% of the voters and beat the shit out of Johnny "no nuts" McCain, who swallowed up more Vietnamese semen than the South China Sea. And whom did the Black Baratone Obama beat to win the democrat nomination? Hillary Rodham Clinton, albeit a much less frumpy Hillary.

Todays Hillary if nominated, will face the daunting task of becoming the frumpiest President of the United States ever, though portraits of Martin Van Buren, look pretty bad in good light.

Hillary's looks are gone. Her thyroid problem has soured her hair and sagged her face, her skin mites get lost in the wrinkles. Long whiskers are making their way onto that aged face and must be plucked daily. Small children if hugged would be poked by these monstrous whiskers, some more like porcupine quills, and scream. Her teats have fallen below her umbilicus which has retreated deep into her adipose laden belly. Huma once found a complete bagel in there after a night of partying. She can no longer reach her aft and needs help cleaning up after a toxic dump. The stroke has taken some of the intellect and it ain't coming back folks.

And this is the main reason Trump, if he is the nominee, will mop up against the Corps, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The only things about Hillary that have not changed are greed and lust for power, and her incredibly poor judgement when it comes to accepting bribes and sending top secret emails on personal servers.

I do not doubt her resolve to win at all costs, but time, as they say, waits for no one. And time has been a poor influence on Hillary Clinton. It has ravaged her health and looks, and as Trump comments at each of his well attended campaign events, she does not have the stamina to be president!

Now Donald Trump, on the other hand is a year older than Madame Hillary and with that beautiful crop of prematurely golden hair will have no trouble besting the beast.

So has Hillary Rodham Clinton passed her freshness date? Sadly for her and her supporters, yes, she is way too frumpy to win. Even Bernie Sanders, 10 years her senior, is more fit for the job.

Will Hillary quit? In a word, no! I suspect she will run again in 2020 even if she is in a chair like that physicist, Hawkins, speaking from a talking keyboard. Hillary is a fighter, but with a lot, a lot of disgusting traits, dishonesty, greed, power lust, and poor judgement. Clean her up a little bit, knock off a couple of decades and you'd have something there.

Right now, nothing. Hillary Clinton is an aged Hall Monitor without a hall. Her flowers have wilted. She is right where we need her to be, pathetic in a pant-suit.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Is Responsible For IRS Abuses Of Patriot Groups

As President of the Urban Poverty Law Center my sphere of influence casts a wide shadow.

I was the first to suggest to my local IRS officer that there were bigger fish to fry since in two years of advertising for google on this blog, my take was only a little over $113, and my readers were subjected to endless pop-ups of that unsettling add with Obama and his stinky rainbow logo.

I was investigated for refusing to have adds pop up supportive of PBO in a blog which spends much of its ink or bytes critical of his policies and his intellect and very wary of his handlers.

I did not think they would take my advice to such extremes.

I apologize to the patriots for my suggestion that BHO aka PBO use the IRS to its fullest potential-
a strong arm enforcement tool of the administration.

Nixon's only mistake was not pushing back against a press which turns out to be very corruptible.

Money Talks and Patriots Walk!

The obituaries for America can be released.

More later.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

The Urban Poverty Law Center will hitherto be known as The Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center for the obvious reason. 

Urban Poverty Law Center Offers To Broker Libyan Peace Deal

Below is a copy of a letter we at UPLC sent to both Madam Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama.

20 August, 2011

Dear President Obama and Secretary Clinton:

We have been watching the unrest in Libya over the past few months with great angst and wish to contribute to the peace process.

We have already offered Colonel Gaddafi safe haven here in Cedar Grove, Tn and believe he will accept our offer if we can get over there and present our offer in person. As we see it he has a few details to work out before he can accept our generous offer. His safe departure from Libya being foremost and pressing given the recent downturn in his fortunes.

My legal team says we will need a waiver from the State Department. Hillary, you can get this for us, please,so we can travel there during this time of unrest? We will sign all the waivers and releases you require. We need this pronto.

President Obama, if you are finished campaigning for the summer in the beautiful and heavily armored bus built in Canada and purchased with our grandchildren's labor, I would like to include it in the offer to Colonel Gaddafi. This bus will make his exit from Tripoli more certain of success.

Check with Michelle. Reassure her we could make the president's bedroom off limits to his entourage if it is a deal breaker for her and forbid the Colonel from using the cheap cologne he applies after monthly baths to mask the odors from his apocrine sweat glands colonized by the virulent Mid East strains of flesh eating staphylococcus and e. coli. We will also ask him to refrain from transporting camel's milk in the bus to avoid spillage and he will not be allowed to butcher anything in the kitchen. All goats will be slaughtered before being brought aboard. I will personally see to it. You have my word.

We need to hear from your people right away so we can make our plans. As you both know things over there are heating up.

If you agree to our proposal, we will need help with transport of the armored bus. Perhaps one air force C130 has the payload, and could we hitch a ride as it will be going there anyway? We like to keep things simple as we are on a very limited budget since we have no nation of sheep to tax nor a banking system willing to print up extra cash when the sheep begin to bleat in protest.

The way we see it this would be a small yet very kind and powerful gesture to Colonel Gaddafi and may break the stalemate we find ourselves in Libya.

If this works you could commission a number of buses, to be constructed in Canada of course, and call it Barack Obama's Bus Tour For Peace, Freedom and Democracy. These could be sent as Peace Symbols and powerful warnings to every tin hat dictator in the world who has the gall to disagree with US hegemony.

Hugo, Fidel, Assad, Muammar, Kim, Mahmoud, and Beautrix, Queen of the Netherlands need to know we are building a bus reserved especially for them. They can run but they can't hide from the bus when it comes for them. Nothing signals gravitas like a heavily armored black bus, except maybe a nuclear armed cruise missile en route.

Nixon gave us Kissinger and his shuttle diplomacy, T Roosevelt with his walk softly and carry a big stick, The Bush Doctrine of shoot first and ask questions later, Clinton with his no intern's behind left alone policy, and now Barack Hussein Obama, Black Bus Diplomacy with Hillary Clinton driving! Brilliant!

History is yesterday's news tomorrow written by life's winner" as they are fond of saying on Martha's Vineyard this time of year, while sipping expensive French wines and dining on lobster and Wagu beef. All there save a few are on that island now because of a seed planted by fate in a mother's open womb by a wealthy father with foresight to set his spawn up for life as "Trust Funded Monkeys" with all the privileges it entails.

I believe the Black Bus will be driving history for years if not decades to come. What have we done to deserve this? We are truly blessed by the great wisdom and the unselfish actions of our vaulted leadership.

So come on, get on the bus already!

As a show of respect, the paint job should be in the colors of the respective country's flag.


Yours truly:

S.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"Maybolts don't do politics. Too base. Leave that to the political underclass." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008

Urban Poverty Law Center Picks Next President of the United States

In 1976 I was a younger man, most reading this were also younger then unless you were born after that year in which case I do not have a classification of your state, and I was only mildly interested in politics. I had seen Nixon railroaded out of office by a ferocious press and watched the bumbling Gerald Ford pardon Nixon, the right thing to do IMHO, and followed the piano toothed Jimmah Carter's rise to the presidency, but what about Reagan? How did this actor and governor of California fit into the picture.

Reagan was despised by the Get Nixon Press Club. The big three media outlets controlled all information back then and I was afraid the world would end if Reagan was elected. I tuned into the Republican national convention on the night of Gerald Ford's coronation in time to see Ronald Reagan speak to the crowd. I cannot recall what he said, but I do recall what I thought after seeing that speech.

God damn, these idiots have nominated the wrong fellow. Everybody who heard that speech knew that. Reagan was real. He was honest. He was as real as Bill Clinton was phony. When Reagan ran in 1980 I was not old enough not to be swayed by the big three media and I voted for Anderson, that third party footnote who was probably put there like Ross Perot as a spoiler in a vain attempt to keep Reagan from gaining the presidency.

In shame I must admit I voted for Perot and must take my part of the blame for Clinton, who for the most part was a good ole boy with an exaggerated love of women, and aside from a few breaches in national security with technological transfers to China was rather harmless. I do feel he was loose with the truth and an exceptionally adept liar, not a bad trait for a top flight politician.

And now to the pit of this cherry, Sara Palin's VP acceptance speech was a Reaganesque moment. She came across as genuine, smart, honest, and just what the nation needs after this failed experiment with a man whom no one knew until he read a speech at the the 2004 Democrat national convention when our elite press selected him as a poster boy for the next president. He sure does have a perty mouth and a booming voice which is not off key that much from Richard Nixon's vocalization style.

Anyway, as president of the Pulitzer pride winning Urban Poverty Law Center, I declare my love, excuse me Todd, my support for Governor Sarah Heath Palin as the next president of the United States of America.

Her detractors among the media elites are numerous and loud, a sure sign that she is right for Middle America. When you read or hear a "hit piece on Sarah Palin, and with 2012 fast approaching they will be more and louder as these people fear a Sarah Palin's Washington like vampires fear sunlight. The elites know she will shine the light on all the political corruption in our nations capital. Why is the tea party congress unable to move the entrenched members of congress to cut spending? Not in their self-interest.

The political swamp of our current club in Washington DC needs to be drained and the ablest Crock hunter this country has to offer is Sarah Palin. She knows a Crock of crap when she sees it and is not afraid to call it out.

I support her and urge all patriots of this great country to do the same. She is Reagan in high heels.

Jack Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"A woman's place may be in the home, but look out when one gets to the Oval office!"

Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008