Urban Poverty Law Center: Where The Tobacco Tax Windfall Blew

Just reading about our Benefactor In Chief, the honorable Horhey $oros, predicted to the BBC Iran's mullahs would fall in one of the bloodiest revolutions ever. He, SS $oros 1, goes on to say the oil wealth must be shared with the people. Hello? SS, are you listening? By sharing the wealth are you referring to the kind of sharing you helped the Nazis in sharing your neighbor's wealth back home during WW II? Still up to your old tricks I see?

The Iranian mullahs share with the people by subsidized oil, 28 cents a gallon for gasoline last year, maybe higher now that you have destabilized the currencies. The king of Saud just released 37 billion to his people to be gifts. Muammar is giving his people lead even as this is keyed. Mubarak is in his safe place, the fate of his fortune to be determined.

Your plan to destabilize the US dollar has necessarily caused revolution in the Middle East since they trade oil for these notes of $oros shrinking value and food inflation has caused its intended unrest. Brilliant, SS, brilliant! And who will be there to pick up the pieces of the broken regimes littered about the middle east like so many stray dogs at a Brazilian land fill site?

I'll bet you know who!

Mr. $oros, have you ever stopped to consider what will happen to you and yours if the wrong kind of people become the world's power brokers. I know you are an older gentleman who, perhaps, has only a few more campfires on which to piss upon, but the geopolitical world can change very quickly. Do you have a safe room?

What would you do if the Swiss bankers froze your accounts? You see you, Mubarak, Muammar, the Mullahs, and the King of Saudi Arabia are not that different. But they have or had riches and armies and a homeland, and you only have riches. Could your power also hang on the whims of a single Swiss Banking Board or a different secretive cabol?

Now to the meat of the treatise. During the ramp up to the Iraqi invasion Deux, I recall W saying in his great West Texas Drawl: "That Ol belongs to the Iraqi people!" Now, Saddam has had his neck stretched, and the new democracy in Iraq is pumping that ol out and the revenues are flowing to where? I wonder if the average Iraqi person is feeling his new gained wealth yet?

In the 1990's the Clintons shook down every successful business in America. The Big Evil Tobacco Tax, garnered from a legal enterprise whose only sin was to provide a product that was addicting and dangerous to your health and the tax was to reimburse the US Taxpayers for caring for all the lung disease in smokers. I am still waiting for my tax break. Microsoft was attacked for being successful and not contributing enough to the Clinton Machine and we had the bursting of the Tech bubble and many commoners lost thousands in their 401k plans.

Next our brilliant leaders set sight on housing and the bubble that ensued and burst, following this will be a currency bubble, and a food and oil commodity bubble and we have come full circle back to old SS $oros. The bubbles must repeat themselves.

commodities

housing

technology

energy

gold and silver (currencies)

tobacco

despots

insurance

agriculture

health care

oil and gas

carbon trades

oxygen trades

water trades

sunlight trades

reproductive trades

The last 5 on the list are on the drawing boards of the Won World Governance Committee.

How can there be one government if the middle east is controlled by despots? Hence the unrest. It is becoming as clear as a glass barrel of North Sea Brent Crude oil to me.

Do not bet on the status quo in the Middle East. We are next. Batten down the hatches.

Stock up on food, clothing and shelter items while you still can. The Won World New Worlders have started their take over. Heaven help us!

Castro Bros, and Hugo make your best deals now. Waiting for a better hand is stupid. Mr. Kim, keep close to China's armpit, maybe you will be safe there. SS, we live in interesting times. I will go feed the chickens and wait for my check to shut me down. If you will make out a check for $12,987.57 to the Urban Poverty Law Center I will not ever mention you again in this blog.

This will pay for my secretary's yearly salary with benefits.

Jackson Delano Maybolt

President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"Success is in the eye of the beholder." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008

1. Mr. $oros is said have been a Waffen SS collaborator beginning at age 14 during WWII. He was said to be with the acquisition of other peoples property division. Good training for a hedge fund manager! jm

Cedar Grove is now a sanctuary city!

I am back from yet another near death experience after having fallen on the ice, striking my head and causing what my doctor calls a fatal injury in 99 + percent of those so afflicted. I lay in a coma for nearly five and a half months, fed by tubes and when I had the misfortune of waking from my coma, my doctor quickly sent me home on vicodin and valium and wished me luck. I am a bit groggy from the medications and I apologize if my thoughts seem jumbled but I had to comment on a few of the things I slept through.

British Petroleum hits a gusher a mile deep in the Gulf of Mexico spilling, some say, a million barrels of oil each day! Put a pipe in the pipe and let it gush up into tankers and bring it to our refineries. What is so hard about that? Problems solved! If my first solution fails, peak oil theory states we are out of oil or nearly so. This being the case all we have to do is wait this million barrel a day gusher out and after a few billion barrels or so the gusher will peter out and all the oil ever produced from dead dinosaurs and their bowel contents when they were trapped 17 miles below the earth will have been spewed into our gulf waters. Warning: the abiatic theory for production of oil states oil is produced naturally from carbon and hydrogen by the heat and pressure deep in the bowels of the earth and is an ongoing, not only an ancient process. If this theory is correct that leaky pipe could cause some serious problems for a long, long time!

Arizonan vote to uphold the law against illegal immigration and the Obama
administration sues to stop Arizona from following the law. What? The message I am taking from this is that laws are only laws when they are convenient? Inconvenient laws can be ignored?

Not suprisingly, while in a coma I was voted into office and now am the Mayor of Cedar Grove, Tennessee. It seems I was the only citizen so afflicted as to not be able to decline the nomination and I won by default. Cedar Grove is unincorporated, but encompases as much real estate as most of Rhode Island.

My first act as Mayor was to make Cedar Grove, Tennessee, a sancturary site for all persons who wish to avoid paying federal income taxes. Of course you still have to pay the state and local taxes, but say good-by to those pesky FICA and SS taxes forever! Don't want to pick up and move to Cedar Grove? Well you can get a citizenship identification card which gives you all the rights and priviledges associated with Cedar Grove, TN residency by sending in $100 to:

Jackson Delano Maybolt, Mayor
PO Box 13
Cedar Grove, TN 38321

We will get you one of our tax exempt Cedar Grove, TN citizenship cards out in the mail as soon as possible. These cards are honored in all fifty states and more importantly in Washington, DC! Not trying to sound like one of those cheap early am infomercials, but this may be the best $100 you ever invested.

My head is starting to pound again and my fingers are starting to cramp up and I need to take another vicovalium and get a short nap. I am not through with my rants yet. We have building lots available to those who wish to relocate. We have city water, but you will have to get Bufford Taylor to bring his back hoe over and dig your septic system. Contact David, Banjo, Bell for more information.
Later,

Jack D. Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor of Cedar Grove, TN

" Freedom is just another word." Mother Maybolt, (1922-2008)