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Senator Ted Cruz spoke to a forced crowd at Liberty University's Convocation yesterday to announce his run for the presidency of the United States. A country that has been battered and beaten down by our last half American president, Barack Hussein Obama. To compare these two there are some stark differences. Obama's father was a communist polygamist who had an eye for underage poon. This man sired more children than the old man with that old woman in the shoe. Ted Cruz's father, Raphael, fled a communist dictator in Cuba, worked hard in America and Canada and married one smart American woman and sired, Ted, who will perhaps be the greatest leader the western world has produced since Ronald Reagan. Both Ted and Barack may have been born in another country. Ted in Canada, and Barack in Kenya. Both are American Citizens and are entitled to run for the presidency. Ted has an all American, conservative Christian upbringing, while Barack has Muslim training and comm...

How can Barack Hussein Obama lead America when he has been wrong about every issue facing the United States and the world? In his latest gaffe, Obama decided to negotiate a unilateral treaty with the mullahs of Iran, who like the Obama administration, are not known for telling the truth. If you like your doctor/health insurance/job/bullets/coal-fired electricity/national identity/national security, you can keep your complaints to yourself. We, your friendly, trustworthy Mullahs, are only interested in peaceful uses of nuclear energy. We believe only the complete annihilation of Israel will bring peace to the world when every Jew's flesh is vaporized by our weapons grade Uranium and sent thousands of feet into the stratosphere to all four corners of the earth. May peaces be upon them. President Obama acted foolishly when he sided with Iran against Israel's Prime Minister, Benyamin Netanyahu, who made a special trip to Washington, DC to school the Obama administration on...

Perhaps Attorney General Holder is happy his harping on and on about a non racial issue in Ferguson, Mo has now paid off in spades. Two policemen assassinated over night after the police chief announces his resignation. No mention of the color of the shooter or color of the victims. Is this what Obama's promised fundamental transformation of America is going to look like? A whipped up underclass, jobless because of the policies of its ruling class by and for the privileged, and a middle class abandoned by the law where self protection will be the new norm. Welcome to Tombstone! And where does Holder, who will soon be off at his new gig for JP Morgan and Elites, for a mind boggling $77 million a year, stand on racial slurs screamed outside the synagogue? Sure, freedom of speech is right there in the Bill of Rights, but does that permit someone to shout "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater, or "Allah Akbar, we will cut your heads off!" at a Jewish synagogue...

My Dear Hassanal, Bill and I want to thank you and the people of Brunei for your most generous contribution to The Clinton Foundation. The $100 million will be used to buy toilet paper for Venezuelans, and a much needed remodel of Jeff's Bahama "get away" where Bill spends most of his time, but the bathrooms are not ex president friendly. The plumbing is out dated and Bill finds it very difficult to rise from the throne, given his pasty, spindly underused legs. He is a proud man and is reluctant to call for help especially after dropping a stinker, I have scolded him about his diet, but he continues to eat junk foods, anyway I will not bore you with the details but taller toilets are on order thanks to you. When I am president, I can assure you your gift will give you special consideration when WWIII breaks. Your kingdom will be included in America's nuclear shield so your safety is assured and Bill will be able to come and play with you, wink wink. I have t...

5 March, 2015 Dear Jack, These letters may be the basis of a new book in the Bible- The Epistles OF JM To the Pelagians. Netanyahu has spoken, let the bombing begin. Should we be more fearful of Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton? I am off to see Sutphin, the savager of my manly bagel. When will he tire of examining the tip of my pecker? yr friend RPS Dear Reader, My learned pal received many of my missives pre UPLC, and he returned them thinking I could use them as he suggests above or for entertainment. I give you my surly missive dated October 19, 2006 to RPS. I swear by every word of it. Dear Bob, Hope all is well there in Wonderful, Colorful, Wyoming. All is well in Tenacious Tennessee, a gentle rain is pattering at our roof as I type this nonsensical message. I quit all caffeinated beverages about a month to six weeks ago and now I find it really hard to stay awake at anytime of day. I drift off at the most inconvenient of times. Driving, fishing,...

If President Obama gets his way this country will no longer be a country following the Judeo-Christian ethics which made it one of the best places in the world in which to live. His opening the border to millions of non residents is a ploy to pollute the homeland population with people who can be conscripted into service and ordered to do atrocities against the native Americans which our current military would be incapable of carrying out. "Now Pedro and Miguel, you take Jose and Rapheal, and you go over to that Elks Club meeting and kill every one of those patriot bastards. Don't worry, they will be unarmed since we banned all the ammunition and had our first successful gun confiscation here last year." "Si, si, Senor Capitan. "Can we rape the senoritas we find attractive before we kill them?" 'Of course. This is war, man!" Now is this what I really believe? Probably not, but what is this Africanized B. Obama thinking. My people did...

I treat dear reader to one of my least favorite subjects, Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton. I do not mind strong women, but sometimes ruthless women, who place their wants and needs above all other things, both legal and illegal, gall me. She has perhaps the most transparent love of money of any of our modern first ladies. She talks about it too much for a public servant. We can all imagine what takes place at the sausage factory but Hillary shares way too much with us in regards to her lust for money. She should avoid talks about her financial strengths or weaknesses for one is reminded of her incredible cattle future trades, when, she, a poor governor's wife working for a two bit law firm in Little Rock, turned $1000 into $100,000 by following the nonexistant advice in the Wall Street Journal. Thank you trader Red Bone! Your bribe from the Stephens was accepted. This is the first example of how Hillary sunk her teeth deeply into the skull duggery of politics and she lik...