Urban Poverty Law Center

Prince William has chosen well with Kate Middleton, who is a strikingly beautiful knock off of a young Elizabeth Taylor. I was forced to watch the wedding since my bladder woke me and I turned on the tele and there was Barbara Walters and ABC. I recognized Elton John and the Sultan of Brunei, and was fascinated by the numerous hideous hats which adorned the British females, many of whom are starting to look strikingly similar to Sean Connery as they age. Pity. I am a little miffed at our mother country for not inviting our heads of state, King Barack I and Queen Michelle of Chicago, but I understand, Elton John or King Obama? Elton gets my vote. The Obama's just wouldn't do, since they sent back the bust of Sir Winston Chruchhill before the inauguration week was out. Best way to get off the list is to snub England. They are not stupid and will never forget. They have strong sense of loyalty and I am sure our relationship can be patched up as soon as the new president is sworn...

Power out, big storm, trees down, river up, on generator, last gallon of gasoline, only three more hrs of generating left, must hurry. We are going Katrina. Send help, can't hold on much longer. It is getting dark and cold. I am having a flight of fancy. Nephews asking what to do, no computer, read a book, idiots! Sister's hair is getting unctuous, must boil water for bathing, remember not to throw baby out with bath water, More storms for tonight. Need prayers, food in freezer is doomed. Only peanuts left to eat. I will have to live off my fat, only can hold out for about 6 months on what I have stored under my belt. Oh the humanity. Have asked for federal assistance, FEMA official said since did not vote for Obama they could offer no help until the debt ceiling is raised. Applied for food stamps, same story, not union member hence do not qualify for federal assistance. Oh the huge manatee! Emailed White House and got some great gardening tips from first lady. That...

As a natural born citizen of the United States of America who was born in Humboldt, Tennessee of parents who were born in Jackson, Tennessee, mother, and father in Troy, Alabama, and since I have a birth certificate that states this and was delivered by Alan Truax, MD at 0430 am at St Mary's hospital, and I am over 35 years old, I am qualified to be president of the United States. President Barak Hussein Obama, if that is his real name, could have been born in Washington DC and squirted out from between the legs of Abraham Lincoln at his magnificent memorial, and because his father, Barak Hussein Obama, Sr, is a Kenyan subject, he can never be eligible to be president of the United States under the condition that both parents must be citizens of the US to be considered a natural born citizen. Who cares where this incredibly gifted reader of the teleprompter with the soothing baritone vocal box was born, be he the thin man from Hawaii or the slim man from Kenya or the thin man from ...

Donald Trump, the New York business tycoon, is an outspoken character who has found his political voice after years of silence. Maybe he was like me, a political agnostic, who was content to go along with what the majority of Americans decided over the past 200 years using their collective good judgements. Flash forward to the post Reagan years. Bush 41 was not interested in political life witness his constant watch checking in his debate with the Governor of Arkansas whom one independent candidate, also in the debate, would not have hired to run a mid-sized Wal-Mart store let alone turn him loose on the country. Then came Bush 43, who was a big spender and lead us off the financial cliff with his unpaid for wars and tax cuts for the wealthiest among us. After Bush 43, the country went bananas for a smooth talking, correction, smooth reading, baritone vocalizing, thin man from Hawaii. From what I can see he has great handlers, but is not too sharp on his feet. He needs to answer questi...

SLAVE: somebody who is forced to work for somebody else and for no pay, considered that person's property. Doctor X has a thriving medical practice and this week he is writing a check for one third of his year's income, his labor, and sending it to his masters in Washington. Mechanic Y and his wife Sylvia, who runs mail on a rural route to help make ends meet, are sending in 15% of their earnings for the year to their masters in Washington. George Soros and the billionaires at Google are sending in less than 1% of their incomes to their puppets in Washington. Three illustrations of what happened all across America this week. Who is free and who is the slave? Urban Poverty Law Center will work tirelessly until all Americans enjoy the kind of relationship with its government that is now only reserved for the super rich and powerful corporations. The bloated federal bureaucracy is consuming its people at an alarming rate. It is out of control. When the people protested the tax tak...

I was deeply, deeply moved by President Barak Hussein Obama's, if that is his real name, most recent speech which he read beautifully hot off the L E D screened and earth friendly teleprompter to a national audience yesterday. Before his speech I was selfishly hoarding my family's heirlooms, mother's merkins, father's Bourbon glasses with the Kentucky scenes painted on them along with my marvel comic book collection and a couple of war souvenirs brought back from Germany by my great uncle Ebner T. Maybolt. Ebner Maybolt was my grandfather's youngest brother and was a World War II veteran where he was deployed as a support Sargent for Patton's tank company. He brought back some neat flags and daggers and a Luger. He said he captured the luger off an officer in the SS Panzer division. Said if the Germans caught you with a luger you were killed and he kept it at great personal risk. Has a holster that came with it. Ebner was shot up in the war and never married and...

From what I can see as the President of the greatest Urban Poverty Law Center in the world, and a simple man who has to type with only one hand since John Deere deprived me of my other hand long, long, ago, this new policy of concentrating one's enemies then pretending to help them militarily against a common foe, is simply the most brilliant strategy since Nathan Bedford Forrest, and his "once you put the skire in them, keep it going," my accolades to President Barack Hussein Obama, IF that is your REAL name, and to his advisers who have knocked off more Al Quada in Libya acting as allies than in all of Afghanistan as enemies. Brilliant! Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center "There is more than one way to skin a cat. At least on this we can all agree, right?" Mother Maybolt, 1920-2008