Saturday, September 24, 2011

Urban Poverty Warns Morgan Freeman As He Shoots Dolphin From Piers

Morgan Freeman has accused over one half of the nation of racism!

In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"

Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?

After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.

"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"

"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.

Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.

"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."

"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"

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When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.

If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.

I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.

Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.

I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.

After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?

Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!

I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.

The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!

With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!

Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.

We are the disagree-ists.

Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.

Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.

Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?

Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center







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