UPLC taking it to poverty where it hurts

Friends,

Keep your eye on the ball. Sure Tiger Woods is just a man who can play golf better than anybody else on the planet, but he is still just a man. We all have our merkin drawers. I try not to be too critical of my fellow man. Tiger has a poverty of his soul. A man that has been blessed by the Good Lord with so much talent in one area is not automatically exempt from temptation. I often wonder if there is anything better than a beautiful woman who will share her womanly charms with you. I was not always a eunuch. I had many rides in the saddle so to speak before the John Deere Company saw to it that I would never be able to pleasure a woman again. Bobby Albert said that if God created anything better than a vagina, he kept it up in heaven. I bet ol Tiger wishes He hadn't seen to it over half the world's population had one
and 99% are willing to pull it out and use it on a poor unsuspecting fellow!

I have been following the presidential election of our neighbor to the south, Honduras, and even
though the Urban Poverty Law Center was unable to send a delegate to observe the voting for any irregularities, I have surfed the net and find no problem with the election as far as voting is concerned. So with the powers vested in me, Jack Delano Maybolt, PhD, and president of the UPLC, I do solemnly swear to the best of my knowledge, the presidential results of the Honduran election to be valid and the new president , a what's his se ya ma, can be sworn-in by the proper authority. After the next coup, we hope to have enough money to be able to attend the election in person. First we need to get that Dozer money razed for our war on Urban Poverty in Detroit!

More blogging later. Where is that muse? I think I will ask Tiger to donate his wrecked Cadillac
to the Urban Poverty Law Center and we could tow it around to the county fairs and charge admission to let folks see what his wife can do with a nine iron.

"Pain is like money; neither is fully appreciated until it is yours!" Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008.