Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Headline New Hampshire Primary: Hillary Beats Trump, 38% to 35%!

Well our Yankee candle burning cousins to the far Northeast have spoken. They have Hillary ,the Colossus, Clinton besting Trump by 3 percentage points. It is clear from these results that the Vajaja slipped by in a heated race to the finish line winning by a hair, one pantsuit worn grey kinky hair.

Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton!

As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!"

Congratulations go out to the Colossus.

Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever!

Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a campaign that purchases feminine hygiene products by the railcar load.

And watching former president Bill Clinton pimp his political pussy in its and his current condition is laughably sad. He looks as though some young intern successfully drained him of his precious bodily fluids. His voice is craggy and his hands shake like a madman at the crap table.

The former first daughter, Chelsea, pregnant again at 35, has inherited, not only her mother's powerful Vajage, but also her wooden and stiff public persona. I predict she will go far in politics if she could get off her back and stop dropping children out of her fun box long enough to chose a position other than missionary or doggie on the issues.

I admire this woman who recently admitted though she has tried and tried she cannot find the will to harbor her parent's "love of money!" For this I am grateful.

I am just waiting for the Clinton Foundation to give it all to charity not just the 14%.

I am

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center



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