Bernie Sanders, the throw away candidate, chosen as a nominal rival to Hillary Rodham Clinton's run for the democrat nomination for president, is feeling the spurn. Spurned by the powerful insider interests who have propped up this very stale and wooden throwback to the 60's who came of age when Lawrence Welk was the most popular show on NBC. Most of the democrat electorate have never heard of Mr. Welk or his variety show, but this has not stopped this dinosour of the radical 60's from seeking her turn in the White House. Aside from being the wife of a nominally successful president back in the 90's, her portfolio is rather slim.
Sure she worked for a second rate law firm in Little Rock, was kicked off the committee to impeach President Nixon for unlawful acts back when honor was not just a word but guided men's actions. As a senator from New York, she sponsored three pieces of legislation that were passed, two of which were to name post offices and the third was of lesser consequence. As secretary of State, she logged more air miles than the space station, and managed to destabalize the middle east, Crimea, the Ukrane, and now her ineptness has spilled into Europe. Never has one woman causes so much world disorder and war since Helen of Troy.
Her slipshod handling of Top Secret and Top Top Secret emails at state has left us vulnerable to our enemies and probably is one of the reasons the Iran Treaty and Putin's parlances in Crimea, the Ukrane, and the Middle East have not been met with any real resistance. Blackmail is still a valuable tool in international games of chess. Mrs. Clinton is a fool. She is unable to see herself as others see her. A pompous aging power starved political harpie with a love of money only dwarfed by her large backside. She is out of touch with middle Americans whom she considers her inferiors.
She wears her vagina like a badge of courage. She is stuck in the 60's fighting the old, stale feminist battles which were won in the 80's and 90's by all the women save the ones sexually assaulted by her bimbo riding hubby, Bill.
When it is politically expedient, she has no problem denigrating her sisters of the vaginahood. Ask Juanita, Paula, Monica, Jennifer, or Kathleen what kind of support Hillary provided these victims of Bill and his super special pocket shark.
Hillary Clinton has nothing but contempt for Senator Sanders and his supporters. How dare they stand in the way of her coronation. It is pitiful that first your plans to be president are thwarted by a smooth talking first term senator from Illinois, and then a bonifided socialist from Vermont has been moping up against the most powerful vagina in the world.
Sometimes it takes more than a vagina to win an election. Yes, we can all agree vaginas are important, and our mothers all had one. Why my sisters also have one apiece, as does my wife, but a sexual organ does not qualify nor disqualify one from holding the highest office in the land.
Perhaps Mrs. Clinton Vagina will talk and let us know what her plans for the United States of America are? I am sure the press would love to interview her vagina and would splash it on the front page of every national newspaper.
One word of caution to Mrs. Clinton's Vagina. Loose lips sink ships. Use the secure email servers next time you are in a position to send or receive top secrets, lives depend upon it.
To most people vaginas are playgrounds, but to some twisted politicians from the 60's it is a political platform and forgive me if I think that is getting rather stale.
Bernie, you can't beat what you can't see. You are in for a tough fight with a candidate who will play the V-card against you.
Good luck.
I am
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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