Thursday, April 26, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center: Why Mitt R'Money Fails To Excite

Why can't Mitt R'Money (1) excite his republican base? As I have said on this page in the past, Mitt is milque toast as a public figure. Do we see any evidence he was engaged in manly pursuits as a teenager. Where is his sports record, his having frightened girls with a frog, his military service record, his record of a wild streak?

Will Mitt ride a horse bare chested with Putin or follow along behind Vlad in the wagon with the women and children? Does Mitt have enough testosterone to grow even a single errant body hair say on his chest? We know the junk is working as he has fathered five boys, now men, but aside from reproductive duties, is the junk making any extra testosterone?

Testosterone is valuable when contemplating the courage to fight or the good sense to flee. Obama only gives lip service to his masculine side and for all intents and purposes is a "girly man" as Schwartznegger would say.

President Ford, even with his problems disembarking airplanes was a tough football player with the broken nose to prove his manliness. George Bush, 41, was a world war II fighter pilot who survived after being shot down in the Pacific and picked up by a US submarine. He did a parachute jump for his 85th birthday. George Bush,43, was a manly hell raising youngster who flew jets for the national guard, and no one ever doubted his testosterone levels. Reagan had more testosterone in his head hair than the last 4 democrat presidents or candidates combined.

Now Clinton, who played in the band during high school, is an oversexed lady's man who appears effeminate in many ways. Jimmy Carter or wife Rosalyn would make the same weak impression if ever they sat upon the pope chair at the Vatican. Neither could be confirmed as pope. And now Obama without any competitive sports history or any verifiable childhood history for that matter is milque toast, hardly indistinguishable from his presumptive republican challenger.

Republicans for the most part are manly men and their women like it that way. Think Todd and Sarah Palin, even though Todd is a registered independent.

Both Mitt and Barrack come across as metrosexuals to us in fly-over country and leadership requires both balls and brains in todays dangerous world. We know both have brains, but it is the balls that worry the rank and file republican voters.

What good is an enormous brain with a walnut sized pair of under active balls. It seems Angela Merkel could make geldings out of either Obama or R'Money with a harsh glance. What chance will these two have up against Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Putin or Lady Gaga for that matter?

Bottom line, Mitt R'Money does not have any open male magnetism. His VP pick should have some or the republican ticket is doomed to be beaten by the worst president ever, with the worst economic policy and during the worst economy ever!

Americans want to vote for a man.

Mitt, it is your serve, I know you have played bad mitten and tennis so you know what I mean. Hit one over the fence. Oops, wrong sport. On second thought hit one over the fence and make Debbie Wassermann Schultz or Nancy Pelosi go get it.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

1. Mitt R'Money, my term for Mr. Mitt Romney who is our presumptive candidate for president in 2012, the R'Money means "Republican from Money". I know money is not a state it is a condition, a good condition.



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