Urban Poverty Law Center: Eye Candy Anyone?

The Obama's spend idyllic hours on "The View" undergoing a grueling interrogation into the president's failed policies at home with his bumbling of the economy and the mess that is the middle east.  His response?

"Eye Candy."


Which sent a nervous titter of laughter through the View's highly intelligent and politically diverse audience.

He was kidding, right?

His handlers quickly cancelled his top level meeting with Muslim Brother Egypt's M. Morsi so his snub of Israel's prime minister Ben N. would not seem as it was meant.

Smart!

And the major media polling continues to prop up his numbers in an attempt to keep interest in this limp -wristed socialist campaign for reelection.

I ask my friends "Who do you think will win the election, Obama, or the American people?"

The Tea Party will be out, though not sold on Mitt Romney, they are definitely a solid vote against the Narcissistic Knuckle-headed Keynesian from  Kenya, Hawaii.

Why has the media dropped the Tea Party?  The Party has moved underground.  Its members know who they are and through a series of winks, head nods, and hand signals they are more organized and stronger than ever.

Voting against President Obama will be a badge of honor.

America must be saved.  Mitt Romney is not perfect but his election will change the destructive course followed by the Obama administration of extremists and constitution skirting Czars.

Nice try, Commie Bastards, the Tea Party is awake and will not go down without a struggle.

The pendulum has swung and it is decidedly against the democrats.  Now if we can just have a fair election, the people's voice will be heard.

Who controls the count of the electronic voting machines?

Scary!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center World In Review: Fall of 2012

Today's post will be short and to the point. It is monday and I know everyone who reads this tripe is busy.

ARAB SPRING: OBAMA'S FALL

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Advice To Japan: Militarize Now!

The recent under reported riots in China against the Japanese where Toyota and Honda car dealerships are burning like crosses in the reconstruction South during Jim Crowe under the watchful eye of the greatest Civil War General, Nathan Bedford Forrest bodes ill winds blowing Japan's way.

From what I can gather, even in our news media black out on the subject, the Chinese have disputed ownership of a couple of islands in the Sea of Japan or the China Sea, depending upon your perspective. These islands are probably floating on a sea of oil and natural gas and the Chinese like these sorts of commodities and will even pay for them if they have too. However, for China, going to war for treasure and financial gain is the only reason to undertake this risk to treasure and life if you exclude putting down internal riots for democracy which rear up every two generations or so.

The timing of Chinese aggression is telling. America is lead by the girly-man administration of President Barack Obama and his She-Man Secretary of State, Hillary Roddam Clinton, whose policies have brought America's armed forces in line with our European Allies in NATO, where their weapons may as well be tipped in orange, like the children toys, because they have been issued no ammunition and before they can get permission to load up and fire when under threat of loss of life and limb, requires so much paperwork most US soldiers would rather shoot themselves than fall to the enemy without firing a single defensive, much less an offensive volley!

China knows America, Japan's ally, is a paper tiger and has no stomach for a battle. Chinese President Hu realizes Obama and Clinton have their hands full with the irritable Islamic goatherds of the middle east where the last century's problem, centering on seemingly limited oil supplies for the west is a hard reality to drop. Let me, a simple blogger with an IQ of about 136 send them a message.

THE MIDDLE EAST AND ITS OIL IS SO 20TH CENTURY. OIL AND NATURAL GAS ARE UBIQUITOUS. LEAVE THE MIDDLE EAST TO ITS PEOPLE. BEAT YOUR SWORDS INTO OIL RIGS. ENLIST YOUR ARMY ENGINEERS TO DRILL FOR OIL AND NOT FOR WAR.

Oh, Japan, if you have not already been building Zeros and tanks and nuclear weapon on missiles your best bet is to give the Chinese the islands in contention and then start your militarization in earnest. Hoping the that eunuch lead America can lend a hand or would risk a confrontation with the Giant Panda Bear, China, is delusional.

You're on your own, round eye is busy with the goatherds fighting last century's war for oil. It will be far cheaper for all of us to bring back our troops and pay the market rate for oil to what ever despot controls it.

Free markets, not wars!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Random Synapse Firings In A Terrible Amygdala

I woke up this morning with a terrible amygdala ache. When I awoke I was frightened, but at the same time really, really wanting to kick someone's ass.
However, I did not want to choose a person larger than myself so as to minimize the chances of my being injured in my aggression.

What to do? After a few moments, my mind cleared and I recalled my angst originated with the news coverage of the terrible events in Egypt, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, and soon Iran and Israel.

I took a Tylenol, a piss, and crawled back into bed and pulled the covers over my bald head to keep the chill off the noggin and drifted into a fitful sleep.

The dream: I am on a mountain over looking a beautiful valley with fertile fields of wheat and pastures filled with cattle. Men and boys were busy in the fields as the younger children and the women and older girls tended to the washing and the smaller animals. A river cut through the valley in the lazy pattern taken by water when there is plenty of time for that water to make it from point A to point B and the elevation drop across the valley is gradual.

An eagle is soaring overhead, its shadow skipping first over the wheat, then the river and next over the village, and back to the wheat again. The villagers below are unaware of the eagle, but the eagle, the eagle has his piercing yellow eyes focused on the village.

I cry out in a futile attempt to warn the villagers of the danger but my voice is lost in the winds.

In the center of the village I see a man dragged in shackles, he is blond, in good condition, but does not resist his captors as he is forced to kneel on the ground. A crowd has gathered around and three or four men, the village elders and leaders confront the man. The elders then step away and the crowd begin to throw stones at the man who bravely kneels with his head held high looking his executioners in the eye until a softball sized stone strikes him from behind and he is then down. Then the crowd rushes in for up close stoning to finish him.

The eagle glides casting his shadow over the village and when it crosses the man who is beaten and dead from the stones a hot white flash fills my head and I am awake.

My amygdala no longer aches and the river no longer flows past the village and wheat fields and pastures of this once idyllic place.

What happened?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Obama Inept Foreign Policy

Not since Jimmy Carter played footsie with the Ayatollah in the late 1970's when Iranian "students" stormed our embassy in Tehran and held our embassy staff hostage for over 400 days has this degree of ineptness been on display from our foreign policy wonks. Wonks who take marching orders from President Barack Obama or Valerie Jarret, or is it Van Jones who is calling these hotshots today? It does not matter, because the Buck responsible for the killing of Libyan Ambassador J. Christ. Stevens is owned by President Obama.

Is this the same President Obama who skipped out an all his intelligence briefings these past 8 days. Is this the same President Obama who can't stop his campaign fundraising long enough to come up with a cogent response to what has just befallen four of our foreign service workers? Is this the same President Obama who believes Marines on guard duty in a Foreign Islamic country can have no need for ammunition?

Tell me, do you suppose his SS detail is armed, but ammunition less? Good grief!

This is more of the "It is ok for me, but not for thee." "I am the President."

Yes, Barack, you are the President and the whole world knows it and what we are getting from the tribalist in the Middle east is a direct consequence of you being what you are.

"R E SP ECT, find out what it means to me."

You are being disrespected. Osama Bin Laden, though thoroughly dead, saw you as a weak horse. He did not like you.

Effeminate elites look good and sound good in Ivy League faculty lounges, but in the real world manliness still carries the day and gets the girl.

You must do the right thing and forfeit this election to Mitt Romney who if he is to be successful must lead with Testosterone and suppress the estrogen because the middle east is not filled with effete girly men who get pedicures and shop at Saks.
They have not been feminized by a pop culture of women too ugly to attract a male just to spread their misery.

They are men, see them roar. It is time for a resurgence of the American Man. Everyone likes a strong horse. The time is right for putting the weak horses of the Obama administration out to pasture, and let that old feminist Nag, Hillary Clinton, out first.


Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Predicts All Will Turn For Worse

When our earliest settlers had problems with hostile natives, our "boom sticks" gave our forefathers a decided advantage. Gun powder vs sticks and stones, advantage gun powder.

Right now we are in conflicts on foreign lands and again we have a decidedly superior technological advantage with our drones, and spy satellites and our advantages will probably keep us safe and winning for now. What happens when our enemies get the same technology.

Can anyone be safe anywhere if drones are flying all over the country, our country, and can we tell if this drone is ours and that drone is, for the sake of argument, Iranian?

I do recall the drone which crashed to ground in Iran. Does anybody believe they are not with the help of the Chinese furiously reverse engineering this and will be out with these in the future?

All these technologies will be turned on us. Just like the natives here they soon got the hang of the fire stick and that made a little bit of difference.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Revisits Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, love her or hate her one must admit she has a flare with words.

"I can't be bothered by every underfunded small business in America, this is nationalized health care we are talking here."

How bout this intellectual bomb shell from her vocal cords to the world on Qaddafi's death in Libya: "We came. We saw. He died."

Not exactly out of Caesar's Gallic Wars, but not bad for an aging frumpy graduate of Wellesley's School of Diplomats Destined for Pickles and Peccadillo's.

Then there was this when she learned of Ambassador J. Christ. Stevens murder in Libya: "You're shitting me, right?"

This followed by a pregnant pause as she sought out just the right words for the history books: "We came. We Saw. He died, also." "Please pass the buttered rolls. I am starving."

Such is the life of an American diplomat. I have put my name into the hat for consideration as Amb. Steven's replacement. If appointed I hope they do not mind if I stay in Cedar Grove, Tn and conduct all the diplomacy over Skype. I hate being bludgeoned and dismembered more than words can describe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"Politicians are assholes spewing platitudes with an attitude." JDM