Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly.
President Trump, the dreaded Orange Recluse, invites gadflies Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to a confab in his parlor, which was stained by the rare semen spritzing William Clinton Wolf Spider over 2 decades ago with a starie eyed young intern named Monica.
The victims, Nancy and Chuck, thought the event would be in private and the Orange Recluse would be heard stating such profanities as the border is being attacked by people from "shithole" countries and they could prance out to the rose garden to a fawning press and report such venom with impunity.
Instead, the Orange Widower, wrapped them in his web by leaving the press in place to hear the negotiations.
Border security demands a wall and the Orange tarantula demanded funding or he would shut down the government.
Nancy tried to wriggle out of the web by begging Trump to take these talks into private, but the Spidie rebuffed her pleas.
"Its called transparency, Nancy!"
When the Schumer tried to berate the Spidie about closing down the government, the Spidie stated he was willing to take the heat, the mantle, for border security. President Trump reminded Schumer how stupid he looked when he tried this tactic last year and failed miserably.
In frustration, Schumer shouted at the Orange Spidie, "Elections Have Consequences!" A phrase first uttered by that failure of failures who occupied the Oval Parlor from 2009 until the Orange one took over in 2017.
The spidie reply to Chuck Schumer, "Yes they do and that's why the country is doing so well!"
Game, set, match to the Orange Recluse, who they say has cancelled the White House Media Christmas Party this year due to lack of interest.
Seems the president is not interested in spending any time schmoozing with a media that hate him and his family and are pulling against America and the 63 million who voted for this man.
Smart move, Mr. President.
The more unhappy Pelosi and Schumer and their press are with you, the happier the American people who elected you to represent them are.
Stay the course, be the president you were elected to be. Clean out the corruption, build the wall, keep taunting the corrupt New World Order press. Make America Great Again, and Make America Safe Again, Keep America Great.
President Trump, you are without a doubt a man who believes in yourself and America as it was founded. Let nothing sway you from your important mission.
Our hearts and prayers are with you.
Pardon Manafort. That will give them something to rave about.
JDM, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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