Carbon Dioxide is more toxic to human life than ObamaCare is to big business, though not by much. The Little Ice Age ended barely a century ago, brought on by a lull in the power of the sun. Mark Twain often walked across a frozen Mississippi river to visit other states while just a lad in the 1840's. The Dutch used to skate on their waterways as recently as 50 years ago. We do not know what cold is here in America.
Why just a mere 10 thousand years ago over half this continent was layered with more Ice than the Obama's have taken vacation days on our dime. Some places the Glaciers were a mile deep! It will happen again. It is already starting. A record 1.3 inches fell on Hobo Park in New York City where the occupy wall street gang of 70 is clinging on to the good life while their head and pubic lice are having to buy scarves and making the long journey from scalp and pubic areas to warmer cracks and crevasses near the axilla and the anus.
When it is a matter of survival, people and lice will take desperate measures! Colonel Gadhafi even hid in a culvert filled with camel excrement when his life was threatened. And Sadam Hussein crawled into a spider hole where he was captured.
Hitler killed his body double and his wife Eva and had them burned with petrol in the fore yard of his bunker while he was spirited out of Berlin in a small plane piloted by Heinrich Murdoch, and Murdoch merely a student pilot.
He spent his last 40 years in Spain under the protection of the United States Secret Service living in President Franco's winter home in Barcelona. He is said to have grown a beard and shaved his mustache, and even played himself in a few Hollywood films before he got too feeble to read his lines. His only regret was that he did not do more to win the second world war.
Said he would have won if the Japanese had taken on the Russians in a more forceful manner.
My great uncle corresponded with Adolf Hitler up until his death in 1987 at the age of 101. He never lost his quick wit nor his hatred for the communist. Was he bitter?
You could say that. His vision for a world where the strong not only survive, but dominate was crushed. He warned my uncle that one day history would prove him correct. But the world would not see his genius.
Well, the little ice age is back and we will be cold and occupy wall street will freeze and Hitler and Franco are dead as are Hussein and Gadhafi and many billions who came this way before. I am beginning to collect fire wood in case I need it. I like the warm weather. My body's temperature is about 98 degrees F and functions best when it is kept at that level. Why all the hubbub about Global warming when we should be fearing a return of the ice box!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Herman Cain You Tube Smoke Add: Urban Poverty Law Center Explains It
What is all the hubbub with the YouTube Ad for Herman Cain where a man touts Cain's strengths as a candidate then takes a drag off a nearly used up cigarette with his best H. Bogart impersonation. Then Herman Cain's portrait appears out of the smoke looking like the cat that ate the canary! Beautiful.
Translation: Cain is not a believer in the nanny state. He opposed the banning of smoking in public places. The ad is a not quite subliminal message to patriots who favor personal freedom over tyranny. A government that can take your rights to smoke where and when you want can also take anything else it wants from you and will. Look out sodas, cholesterol, chocolate, fats and bacon, the government is running out of items to regulate, read tax. The EPA is already looking towards a Cow flatulence tax and a farmers dust tax to help stymie falling tax revenues
Besides, as Woody Allen predicted in "The Sleeper" cigarettes are not without their health benefits. They have been shown to stave off the development of Parkinson's disease through some interaction with the brain's nicotine receptors and the prevention of dementia is still a possibility. If you smoke don't stop, but if you do not smoke wait for the small nicotine pills for the prevention of brain rot instead of lighting up.
The clueless overpaid blond and beautiful bubble-headed babblers who adorn our flat screen TVs and pose as intellectuals here to tell us what to think were baffled beautiful babblers by Candidate Cain's smoke advertisement.
Look for more subliminal messages in Herman Cain's political ads. If you understand it you will vote for a man with his political philosophy. Look at the others in the field for the republicans.
Romney, nanny state sponsor; Gingrich, nanny-boy (global warmist), Perry, stealth nanny statist, Bachmann, OK probably, Ron Paul, OK probably; Santorum, nanny-boy.
Herman Cain scares the hell out of the established power brokers and thus the negative background noise from the press who should not be able to turn an election, but still can, but to a lesser extent than when Clinton first ran. Cain is a powerful man with testosterone receptors in all the right places. He was raised with strong family values in the South when racism truly permeated our society here and he won life's lottery against huge odds through hard work and determination.
Herman Cain will bring that sort of dedication to the presidency and will fight for this country like no other. He knows how to row against the currents. When he is sworn in his work will be cut out for him. He will meet the challenge. He will make us proud.
Is he a polished politician? No. Will he make gaffes during the campaign? Yes. When everything you say is recorded and dissected, sometimes your mouth gets ahead of your brain and something comes out even you did not expect. So what!
My advice to Herman Cain is to keep putting your ideas out there and be Herman Cain. It has been successful for you so far.
Cain looks like the best fit for our country, a once proud and prosperous nation felled by Super-Nanny Statist Barack Hussein Obama and a government packed with well meaning nanny-boys who are looking out for us.
Blah, blah, blah, don't smoke around the baby, blah, blah, blah don't eat that bacon and eggs, blah, blah, the earth is warming, blah, blah, blah, coal and oil are evil sources of energy, blah blah, blah guns are dangerous, blah, blah, blah, let me just feel your package before you get on that plane, blah, blah, blah God and prayer have no place in schools, blah, blah, blah, we don't need to defend our borders! Fences are for sissies!
Hello, Herman Cain, good-bye Nanny!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Translation: Cain is not a believer in the nanny state. He opposed the banning of smoking in public places. The ad is a not quite subliminal message to patriots who favor personal freedom over tyranny. A government that can take your rights to smoke where and when you want can also take anything else it wants from you and will. Look out sodas, cholesterol, chocolate, fats and bacon, the government is running out of items to regulate, read tax. The EPA is already looking towards a Cow flatulence tax and a farmers dust tax to help stymie falling tax revenues
Besides, as Woody Allen predicted in "The Sleeper" cigarettes are not without their health benefits. They have been shown to stave off the development of Parkinson's disease through some interaction with the brain's nicotine receptors and the prevention of dementia is still a possibility. If you smoke don't stop, but if you do not smoke wait for the small nicotine pills for the prevention of brain rot instead of lighting up.
The clueless overpaid blond and beautiful bubble-headed babblers who adorn our flat screen TVs and pose as intellectuals here to tell us what to think were baffled beautiful babblers by Candidate Cain's smoke advertisement.
Look for more subliminal messages in Herman Cain's political ads. If you understand it you will vote for a man with his political philosophy. Look at the others in the field for the republicans.
Romney, nanny state sponsor; Gingrich, nanny-boy (global warmist), Perry, stealth nanny statist, Bachmann, OK probably, Ron Paul, OK probably; Santorum, nanny-boy.
Herman Cain scares the hell out of the established power brokers and thus the negative background noise from the press who should not be able to turn an election, but still can, but to a lesser extent than when Clinton first ran. Cain is a powerful man with testosterone receptors in all the right places. He was raised with strong family values in the South when racism truly permeated our society here and he won life's lottery against huge odds through hard work and determination.
Herman Cain will bring that sort of dedication to the presidency and will fight for this country like no other. He knows how to row against the currents. When he is sworn in his work will be cut out for him. He will meet the challenge. He will make us proud.
Is he a polished politician? No. Will he make gaffes during the campaign? Yes. When everything you say is recorded and dissected, sometimes your mouth gets ahead of your brain and something comes out even you did not expect. So what!
My advice to Herman Cain is to keep putting your ideas out there and be Herman Cain. It has been successful for you so far.
Cain looks like the best fit for our country, a once proud and prosperous nation felled by Super-Nanny Statist Barack Hussein Obama and a government packed with well meaning nanny-boys who are looking out for us.
Blah, blah, blah, don't smoke around the baby, blah, blah, blah don't eat that bacon and eggs, blah, blah, the earth is warming, blah, blah, blah, coal and oil are evil sources of energy, blah blah, blah guns are dangerous, blah, blah, blah, let me just feel your package before you get on that plane, blah, blah, blah God and prayer have no place in schools, blah, blah, blah, we don't need to defend our borders! Fences are for sissies!
Hello, Herman Cain, good-bye Nanny!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Occupy Wall Street Cashes In! $500,000 In Donations Banked
Mark Twain, the famous writer and humorist from middle America, said "No man can stand success; another's that is." And now we learn the Occupy Wall Street feather heads or as Mark Twain might refer to them, these puddin'heads have collected over half a million dollars they claim to care for the needs of those patriots who are protesting so that others may live comfortable lives freed up of needless diversions such as working for a living.
How much of the monies raised will be due the IRS? Unless they have filled for a tax exempt form from the IRS, they will be shocked at what they will pay. They will learn a hard lesson. Socialism is not free and shortly they will know the hardest lesson socialism has to offer: "Pretty soon you run out of other peoples money."
I want to be the first to point out they have not paid the tax on these monies, and should be entitled to the 10% tattlers fee the IRS so generously offers to Tax Squealers! I can see my ship's sails out on the horizon, here she comes!
Well, place the Urban Poverty Law Center in the envy chair on this one. The Occupy Wall Street crowd is raking in contributions from every commie and Marxist front group in the world, and my Occupy Cedar Grove, Tennessee, (OCGT) has raised zilch!
I have enough money to last for another 35 minutes out in this cold, but without some serious help here I am going to have call this one for the Wall Street Boys. I will have to fold up my tent and go home.
Thank you for your prayers and letters of support. By the time many of you see this I will be back inside my warm house. I will leave the protests to the professionals at SEIU, the Teamsters, and by what ever new name ACORN is using until the next public scandal!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
How much of the monies raised will be due the IRS? Unless they have filled for a tax exempt form from the IRS, they will be shocked at what they will pay. They will learn a hard lesson. Socialism is not free and shortly they will know the hardest lesson socialism has to offer: "Pretty soon you run out of other peoples money."
I want to be the first to point out they have not paid the tax on these monies, and should be entitled to the 10% tattlers fee the IRS so generously offers to Tax Squealers! I can see my ship's sails out on the horizon, here she comes!
Well, place the Urban Poverty Law Center in the envy chair on this one. The Occupy Wall Street crowd is raking in contributions from every commie and Marxist front group in the world, and my Occupy Cedar Grove, Tennessee, (OCGT) has raised zilch!
I have enough money to last for another 35 minutes out in this cold, but without some serious help here I am going to have call this one for the Wall Street Boys. I will have to fold up my tent and go home.
Thank you for your prayers and letters of support. By the time many of you see this I will be back inside my warm house. I will leave the protests to the professionals at SEIU, the Teamsters, and by what ever new name ACORN is using until the next public scandal!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, October 22, 2011
President Obama's War In Iraq Ends: Urban Poverty Law Center Shocked
Readers, tweeters, Occupy Streeters, Wal-Mart Greeters, former wife-beaters, third world leaders, income tax cheaters, and Jackson Delano Maybolt, who is well represented by the introduction list in more than one category, though not a cheater, a beater, or a streeter, I come to praise President Obama not to curry favor with him.
The first thing President Barack Hussein Obama did that I agree with is to draw down all our troops from Iraq. Our mission is completed! Al Qaida is a headless serpent spinning around the deserts of the Middle East and we in America have bigger fish to fry as they are fond of saying here stateside.
For example, the Lords Prayer Army of Uganda has just received a shipment of new and improved hacking machetes hot off the North Korean Iron Works by way of Venezuela each personally stamped by Hugo Chavez's secretary of the Inferior, Manuel De la Grossa Kelly. This, in spite of the United Nations Ruling NM-993322, which explicitly calls for a voluntary banning of improved hacking machetes in dirt-poor, oil and mineral rich, Sub Sahara black Africa.
I did not want to say anything because I know BATFnE and Attorney General Eric Holder have a lot on their plates right now, but this has all the hallmarks of their MO. Machete walking, Slash and Furious, what are these people thinking. We are not stupid!
As they say, outlaw hacking machetes and only the outlaws will have hacking machetes! Or another favorite of mine; "you can have my hacking machete when you peel it out of my cold dead hands!" And not to leave out; "sure I will give you my hacking machete, one atom at a time as it slices off each limb from your bloated liberal torso."
Back to Iraq and President Obama's announcement. On first look, I cheered his decision. Then after some reflection I RAN into a few misgivings. My cats needed food, so I RAN to Wal-mart. My windows needed caulking before winter, so I RAN to the hardware store. My cows were low on salt blocks so I RAN to the Co-op. Now that you see what I fear the double secret meaning of the troop draw down in Iraq may be, I am not so gleeful.
Hey, maybe I am wrong. I have been wrong once before, and that was when I thought I was wrong. Time for a quick poem for the simple. IRAN BEFORE THE FALL
Iran into Ahmadinejad
at my local Synagogue
he did not speak
just showed his teeth
n got bitch slapped by Uncle Billy Bob
Lastly, I want to leave you with this...............................................................................................................not all fruit flies are gay, some are just happy.
Jackson Delano Maybolt President and Poet Laurette for The Urban Poverty Law Center
The first thing President Barack Hussein Obama did that I agree with is to draw down all our troops from Iraq. Our mission is completed! Al Qaida is a headless serpent spinning around the deserts of the Middle East and we in America have bigger fish to fry as they are fond of saying here stateside.
For example, the Lords Prayer Army of Uganda has just received a shipment of new and improved hacking machetes hot off the North Korean Iron Works by way of Venezuela each personally stamped by Hugo Chavez's secretary of the Inferior, Manuel De la Grossa Kelly. This, in spite of the United Nations Ruling NM-993322, which explicitly calls for a voluntary banning of improved hacking machetes in dirt-poor, oil and mineral rich, Sub Sahara black Africa.
I did not want to say anything because I know BATFnE and Attorney General Eric Holder have a lot on their plates right now, but this has all the hallmarks of their MO. Machete walking, Slash and Furious, what are these people thinking. We are not stupid!
As they say, outlaw hacking machetes and only the outlaws will have hacking machetes! Or another favorite of mine; "you can have my hacking machete when you peel it out of my cold dead hands!" And not to leave out; "sure I will give you my hacking machete, one atom at a time as it slices off each limb from your bloated liberal torso."
Back to Iraq and President Obama's announcement. On first look, I cheered his decision. Then after some reflection I RAN into a few misgivings. My cats needed food, so I RAN to Wal-mart. My windows needed caulking before winter, so I RAN to the hardware store. My cows were low on salt blocks so I RAN to the Co-op. Now that you see what I fear the double secret meaning of the troop draw down in Iraq may be, I am not so gleeful.
Hey, maybe I am wrong. I have been wrong once before, and that was when I thought I was wrong. Time for a quick poem for the simple. IRAN BEFORE THE FALL
Iran into Ahmadinejad
at my local Synagogue
he did not speak
just showed his teeth
n got bitch slapped by Uncle Billy Bob
Lastly, I want to leave you with this...............................................................................................................not all fruit flies are gay, some are just happy.
Jackson Delano Maybolt President and Poet Laurette for The Urban Poverty Law Center
Monday, October 17, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Receives List Of Fleabagger/Occupy Wall Street Demands
Somehow, a leader of the Flea Party, so named by a malicious group of middle class Americans who work hard and play by the rules and pay the majority of the income tax, raise the majority of soldiers and policemen, and attend most of the churches, sent me a copy of the Fleagaggers demands. He has asked if I would critique it. Wood Eye!
Below is the missive Leif Clinton James Throckmorton, VI pinned to me, actually sent on his I-phone:
Jack Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, Tennessee 38321
Jack, Dude,
I am in trouble here. You gotta help me out. I came to the OWS looking to score some good drugs and maybe some slide time with one of the cleaner chicks. Some how I was outed as a Ivy League trained history and English major and was drafted to write our demands. Some of the people here are unbalanced.
We had a meeting of a steering committee and a fellow who goes by the moniker, "Whack Job", aptly because he masturbates every two hours is demanding free physical therapy for those like him. His right arm dwarfs his left. Thank God he did not want me to shake his hand!
One chick on the steering committee, who sports the thickest and greasiest curly hair I have ever seen, demanded the end of the internal combustion engine, and we go back to a family farm based economy. I suggested she wash her mop and she got all indignant and said she did once a quarter and I should just mind my own business. I think the EPA has been snooping around and may declare her head a toxic waste site.
A fellow they call Stone wanted more access to skate board parks, said if we could legislate handicap access, it would be just one small step further to demand all public buildings become board use friendly. He said it is a logical transition from skate board extreme to wheelchair bound so why not merge the two functions.
Windy, who flew out to New York from Bolder, Colorado, sports a killer set of knockers, and demands minority status to young women with perfect teats. She feels oppressed by her gift of as she refers to them," a matched set made in heaven." She would like to be taken seriously for her mind, and I was guilty of not hearing a word she said once I got a good look at that magnificent cleavage! I knew who I was going to spend the rest of the day with. Turns out she is a lesbian, told me she did not like men, and I told her we had that in common, but it got me nowhere man.
One dude, they call Rhino, tried to demand limited government, lower taxes, rule of law and recognition that the Bill of Rights is undeniable. He was shown the door.
Then the faces, breasts, smells, breath and voices all seemed to melt together in a cacophony of sights and sounds, bits of which I record below in no particular order of relevance:
1: 20 hour work week
2: Free Universal health care
3: Living wage
4. legalize all drugs
5: outlaw all family transfers of wealth established trust funds excluded
6: 100% estate tax at death
7: free college tuition for life and pay living wage to college students
8: free beer and pizza for life
9: peace on earth
10: mandatory euthanasia for people over 45
11: free travel
12; free energy
13: free food
14: 6 months paid vacation a year
15: flexible work schedule
16: free housing
17: free phones and Internet
18: no taxes on people under 30
Jack, I need some help! Throw me a bone! I think I just stepped in some dog poop. Oh, man there are no dogs at this park.
I gotta get out of here.
Leif
My reply:
Send photo of Windy's rack. I will get to work on a list of demands as soon as I get the pics.
Do not touch "Whack Job" in the mean time!
Later Dude,
Jackson Delano Maybolt Proud Sponsor of Occupy Wall Street, the Cedar Grove Branch
Below is the missive Leif Clinton James Throckmorton, VI pinned to me, actually sent on his I-phone:
Jack Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, Tennessee 38321
Jack, Dude,
I am in trouble here. You gotta help me out. I came to the OWS looking to score some good drugs and maybe some slide time with one of the cleaner chicks. Some how I was outed as a Ivy League trained history and English major and was drafted to write our demands. Some of the people here are unbalanced.
We had a meeting of a steering committee and a fellow who goes by the moniker, "Whack Job", aptly because he masturbates every two hours is demanding free physical therapy for those like him. His right arm dwarfs his left. Thank God he did not want me to shake his hand!
One chick on the steering committee, who sports the thickest and greasiest curly hair I have ever seen, demanded the end of the internal combustion engine, and we go back to a family farm based economy. I suggested she wash her mop and she got all indignant and said she did once a quarter and I should just mind my own business. I think the EPA has been snooping around and may declare her head a toxic waste site.
A fellow they call Stone wanted more access to skate board parks, said if we could legislate handicap access, it would be just one small step further to demand all public buildings become board use friendly. He said it is a logical transition from skate board extreme to wheelchair bound so why not merge the two functions.
Windy, who flew out to New York from Bolder, Colorado, sports a killer set of knockers, and demands minority status to young women with perfect teats. She feels oppressed by her gift of as she refers to them," a matched set made in heaven." She would like to be taken seriously for her mind, and I was guilty of not hearing a word she said once I got a good look at that magnificent cleavage! I knew who I was going to spend the rest of the day with. Turns out she is a lesbian, told me she did not like men, and I told her we had that in common, but it got me nowhere man.
One dude, they call Rhino, tried to demand limited government, lower taxes, rule of law and recognition that the Bill of Rights is undeniable. He was shown the door.
Then the faces, breasts, smells, breath and voices all seemed to melt together in a cacophony of sights and sounds, bits of which I record below in no particular order of relevance:
1: 20 hour work week
2: Free Universal health care
3: Living wage
4. legalize all drugs
5: outlaw all family transfers of wealth established trust funds excluded
6: 100% estate tax at death
7: free college tuition for life and pay living wage to college students
8: free beer and pizza for life
9: peace on earth
10: mandatory euthanasia for people over 45
11: free travel
12; free energy
13: free food
14: 6 months paid vacation a year
15: flexible work schedule
16: free housing
17: free phones and Internet
18: no taxes on people under 30
Jack, I need some help! Throw me a bone! I think I just stepped in some dog poop. Oh, man there are no dogs at this park.
I gotta get out of here.
Leif
My reply:
Send photo of Windy's rack. I will get to work on a list of demands as soon as I get the pics.
Do not touch "Whack Job" in the mean time!
Later Dude,
Jackson Delano Maybolt Proud Sponsor of Occupy Wall Street, the Cedar Grove Branch
Thursday, October 13, 2011
George Soros Fronts Occupy Wall Street
George Soros is not accustomed to disrespect. I have googled his investments in Lehman Brothers in 2008 and find he had upped his holdings to 9.5 million shares in June of that year. Did he believe the Fed would pay to keep Lehman solvent as they did with almost every other banking entity that fall?
Could George Bush's input have stopped the bailout of the Lehman Bros. company since Soros had invested heavily in Bush's defeat in the 2004 election? No way to know now. Curious how that was the only large investment bank to slide down into bankruptcy.
I have no way of knowing if George Soros rode the Lehman train all the way to bankruptcy, but what better way to get even with a bunch of coddled traders than turn out the unwashed hordes upon them!
George is a petulant man.
Revenge is best served up cold.
"Revenge is mine!" Saith the Lord, ditto George Soros.
The Occupy Wall Street movement is as much like the Tea Party Movement as Barack Obama is to Herman Cain. OWS and Obama are phony, whereas the Tea PM and Cain are genuine!
The price for my silence has just risen from $45 to $79 plus tax. I need to buy my automobile tags this month! Have Van Jones write me a check out of his green funds,
or ask the Solyndra CFO to send me a check out of the $537 million in DOE backed loans. Better yet, get Eric Holder to send me one of the Fast and Furious assault rifles and I can raffle it at the bingo parlor.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Could George Bush's input have stopped the bailout of the Lehman Bros. company since Soros had invested heavily in Bush's defeat in the 2004 election? No way to know now. Curious how that was the only large investment bank to slide down into bankruptcy.
I have no way of knowing if George Soros rode the Lehman train all the way to bankruptcy, but what better way to get even with a bunch of coddled traders than turn out the unwashed hordes upon them!
George is a petulant man.
Revenge is best served up cold.
"Revenge is mine!" Saith the Lord, ditto George Soros.
The Occupy Wall Street movement is as much like the Tea Party Movement as Barack Obama is to Herman Cain. OWS and Obama are phony, whereas the Tea PM and Cain are genuine!
The price for my silence has just risen from $45 to $79 plus tax. I need to buy my automobile tags this month! Have Van Jones write me a check out of his green funds,
or ask the Solyndra CFO to send me a check out of the $537 million in DOE backed loans. Better yet, get Eric Holder to send me one of the Fast and Furious assault rifles and I can raffle it at the bingo parlor.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Eric Holder At Justice(For Now) Foils Real Assassination Plots,UPLC Skeptical
In a classic Washington, DC moment of "look e here!" Eric Holder, the embattled US attorney general under Obama, has announced his crack team has thwarted an assassination attempt against the Ambassador to the US from Saudi Arabia, and bomb attacks against both the Saudi and the Israeli embassies.
In a statement released just moments ago from the DOJ Headquarters Holder is quoted as saying: "This is a real bust and I am proud of our people in both the FBI and at the CIA for their fast and furious work in breaking the back of this conspiracy from Iran. Really, this is a real bust!"
The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations, rolled his eyes toward Mecca when he first learned of Holder's announcement.
"We know we cannot trust anything that comes out of this administrations Department of Justice. The Obama administration has played fast and furious with the truth! The record will show we are innocent of these charges!"
The Urban Poverty Law Center is reserving judgement on this one as it seems to come too closely on the heels of the assault rifle Arizona to Mexican drug cartel attack against the United States Constitution and the Second Amendment.
In one sense it would be a relief if it was only the Iranians involved as they are much less likely to get anything rammed through congress if they should really attack embassies here in the US, unlike Obama and Holder and the one world order flunkies.
It is as the famous former Obama adviser, now mayor of Chicagoistan, Rahm Emanuel, so famously put it: "Never let a crisis go to waste!" And its unspoken corollary, "Never wait for a crisis when you can manufacture one."
Nice try Eric, but the Iranians have plausible deny ability when you have made the accusations. Credibility is worth its weight in gold when one has lost it. Yours is gone. And you should follow your credibility out the door to K Street and the millions of dollars you can rake in lobbying.
Resign, you are ineffective.
Your reign of error is over.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
In a statement released just moments ago from the DOJ Headquarters Holder is quoted as saying: "This is a real bust and I am proud of our people in both the FBI and at the CIA for their fast and furious work in breaking the back of this conspiracy from Iran. Really, this is a real bust!"
The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations, rolled his eyes toward Mecca when he first learned of Holder's announcement.
"We know we cannot trust anything that comes out of this administrations Department of Justice. The Obama administration has played fast and furious with the truth! The record will show we are innocent of these charges!"
The Urban Poverty Law Center is reserving judgement on this one as it seems to come too closely on the heels of the assault rifle Arizona to Mexican drug cartel attack against the United States Constitution and the Second Amendment.
In one sense it would be a relief if it was only the Iranians involved as they are much less likely to get anything rammed through congress if they should really attack embassies here in the US, unlike Obama and Holder and the one world order flunkies.
It is as the famous former Obama adviser, now mayor of Chicagoistan, Rahm Emanuel, so famously put it: "Never let a crisis go to waste!" And its unspoken corollary, "Never wait for a crisis when you can manufacture one."
Nice try Eric, but the Iranians have plausible deny ability when you have made the accusations. Credibility is worth its weight in gold when one has lost it. Yours is gone. And you should follow your credibility out the door to K Street and the millions of dollars you can rake in lobbying.
Resign, you are ineffective.
Your reign of error is over.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Monday, October 10, 2011
urban Poverty Law Center Answer To Wall Street Occupation
The Occupy Wall Street Movement is a culmination of frustrations. The protesters are all members of the first generation of nintendo/playstation zombies. These are the kids that stayed inside playing computer games instead of rollicking outside falling out of trees and stepping in quicksand and fishing. Am I alone when I see only pasty-skinned underdeveloped young people out in the sun, some of them for the first time in their lives, protesting? I bet most of these young people did not realize you could defecate on a police car in New York City even though there is an ordinance against it.
It is reported many of these same protesters have phoned home to ask parents why their skins have turned red and burn, and if they think, perhaps, the NYPD is secretly attacking them with chemical weapons. Imagine their dismay to learn it is the sun, and when they ask if it is part of global warming, their disappointment when reassured it is not.
The World War II generation is known as "the Greatest Generation". This current American crop will be known as the "the Gauntest Generation". They will be the first Americans to have to make do with less. Fewer jobs, fewer homes, fewer meals, fewer vacations, fewer opportunities, fewer freedoms, fewer pleasures, fewer children.
I have written in these pages the solution to the 20% unemployment rate is to bring back the traditional American Family in which one partner works and the other makes the home a wonder place from which to grow children in the case of a hetero pair or in the case of the same-sexed pairing, a den of pleasure and debauchery. The work force would drop from 175 million to 120 million overnight. Employers would be scrambling and wages would have to rise to fill the shortage with the best workers. One salary would suffice where two had barely met needs.
People would be happier. Life would be simple again. Back to the basics, provide only for shelter, food and clothing, more than that and you have worked too hard and the joke is on you! Tax returns would plummet. Monies to the US Treasury would plummet. Politicians would jump in droves into the Potomac River and drift away into obscurity. Our military would be called home. Whole Departments in Government like Education, EPA, Homeland Security, Transportation, Energy, and others would dry up and fade from our consciousness.
Now back to the Gauntest Generation.
These poor souls were told to get ahead they had to go to college and get a degree in women's, same-sex, man-on (you fill in the blank) sex studies, or how computers have shaped our lives, all the while, colleges slowly raised tuition and sent these gaunt little soldiers over to the banks to borrow the money which would easily be paid back when they land that high paying job at Burger World!
Now..........hundreds of thousands of these college educated doofusses, doofusses through no fault of their own, whose brains were pickled by 16 years of liberal hogwash and blather served daily by their unionized teachers, are ready to strike out on their own and find themselves qualified to do absolutely NOTHING! As a result Junior has moved back into his parent's home and is wondering how he is going to pay the $900 a month for the $250,000 in student loans he amassed! If banking deserves to fail for anything it is for burdening our children with a debt they will be hard pressed to ever repay.
The college debt bomb makes the $16 trillion in debt the US had wracked up over the past 230 years seem paltry by comparison. My $46,000 share could be paid off like that last Ford Truck I bought, but I have an income.
So all I am trying to say is instead of looking out on that mass of pasty skinned, underdeveloped young people protesting their being left out of the American Dream, save getting front loaded with massive college debts, don't think to yourself, "get a job you freaks", rather be thankful you were born closer to the Greatest Generation and were able to ride the large tsunami of success our grandparents and parents whipped up after World War II. Let's face it, that wave has played out and now it looks like the tide is going to be out a long time, a very long time.
At the Urban Poverty Law Center, I try to think of ways to help these pitiful packs of pasty poor people protesting political puppetry sponsored profiteering by the politically well connected titans of commerce and industry. The captains of industry and commerce are stupidly saying, we don't need people. People get in the way of profits. Crony capitalism is phony capitalism.
Every person making over half a million dollars needs a fetch and toady. This would open up a few jobs for these recent grads. The most attractive would land the posh jobs, and the ugly would still have to stay in the service sectors. Hey, I did not set the system up, but we all must play by the rules.
We may be in for some trouble if these protesters can not land jobs, or can not be bought off with generous government contracts like Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam where he is paid multimillion dollar contracts yearly to protect the housing projects in our inner cities. Maybe the government should pay these new grads a living wage to play video games in mother's basement and stand guard at her home?
Ding, ding, ding, I think we have a winner here!
My advice to the titans of crony capitalism and Wall Street is as Vice President Joe Biden is famous for saying, three words!
"People Up, Profits Down!"
If they don't heed my advice, we all will be sorry. A rich man has trouble getting into heaven. Next life, everything is changed!
"Helter Skelter! I'm coming down fast!"
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Henry Ford knew he needed to pay his laborers enough so they would be able to afford to buy his cars! Today's geniuses of business seemed to have forgotten this." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
It is reported many of these same protesters have phoned home to ask parents why their skins have turned red and burn, and if they think, perhaps, the NYPD is secretly attacking them with chemical weapons. Imagine their dismay to learn it is the sun, and when they ask if it is part of global warming, their disappointment when reassured it is not.
The World War II generation is known as "the Greatest Generation". This current American crop will be known as the "the Gauntest Generation". They will be the first Americans to have to make do with less. Fewer jobs, fewer homes, fewer meals, fewer vacations, fewer opportunities, fewer freedoms, fewer pleasures, fewer children.
I have written in these pages the solution to the 20% unemployment rate is to bring back the traditional American Family in which one partner works and the other makes the home a wonder place from which to grow children in the case of a hetero pair or in the case of the same-sexed pairing, a den of pleasure and debauchery. The work force would drop from 175 million to 120 million overnight. Employers would be scrambling and wages would have to rise to fill the shortage with the best workers. One salary would suffice where two had barely met needs.
People would be happier. Life would be simple again. Back to the basics, provide only for shelter, food and clothing, more than that and you have worked too hard and the joke is on you! Tax returns would plummet. Monies to the US Treasury would plummet. Politicians would jump in droves into the Potomac River and drift away into obscurity. Our military would be called home. Whole Departments in Government like Education, EPA, Homeland Security, Transportation, Energy, and others would dry up and fade from our consciousness.
Now back to the Gauntest Generation.
These poor souls were told to get ahead they had to go to college and get a degree in women's, same-sex, man-on (you fill in the blank) sex studies, or how computers have shaped our lives, all the while, colleges slowly raised tuition and sent these gaunt little soldiers over to the banks to borrow the money which would easily be paid back when they land that high paying job at Burger World!
Now..........hundreds of thousands of these college educated doofusses, doofusses through no fault of their own, whose brains were pickled by 16 years of liberal hogwash and blather served daily by their unionized teachers, are ready to strike out on their own and find themselves qualified to do absolutely NOTHING! As a result Junior has moved back into his parent's home and is wondering how he is going to pay the $900 a month for the $250,000 in student loans he amassed! If banking deserves to fail for anything it is for burdening our children with a debt they will be hard pressed to ever repay.
The college debt bomb makes the $16 trillion in debt the US had wracked up over the past 230 years seem paltry by comparison. My $46,000 share could be paid off like that last Ford Truck I bought, but I have an income.
So all I am trying to say is instead of looking out on that mass of pasty skinned, underdeveloped young people protesting their being left out of the American Dream, save getting front loaded with massive college debts, don't think to yourself, "get a job you freaks", rather be thankful you were born closer to the Greatest Generation and were able to ride the large tsunami of success our grandparents and parents whipped up after World War II. Let's face it, that wave has played out and now it looks like the tide is going to be out a long time, a very long time.
At the Urban Poverty Law Center, I try to think of ways to help these pitiful packs of pasty poor people protesting political puppetry sponsored profiteering by the politically well connected titans of commerce and industry. The captains of industry and commerce are stupidly saying, we don't need people. People get in the way of profits. Crony capitalism is phony capitalism.
Every person making over half a million dollars needs a fetch and toady. This would open up a few jobs for these recent grads. The most attractive would land the posh jobs, and the ugly would still have to stay in the service sectors. Hey, I did not set the system up, but we all must play by the rules.
We may be in for some trouble if these protesters can not land jobs, or can not be bought off with generous government contracts like Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam where he is paid multimillion dollar contracts yearly to protect the housing projects in our inner cities. Maybe the government should pay these new grads a living wage to play video games in mother's basement and stand guard at her home?
Ding, ding, ding, I think we have a winner here!
My advice to the titans of crony capitalism and Wall Street is as Vice President Joe Biden is famous for saying, three words!
"People Up, Profits Down!"
If they don't heed my advice, we all will be sorry. A rich man has trouble getting into heaven. Next life, everything is changed!
"Helter Skelter! I'm coming down fast!"
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Henry Ford knew he needed to pay his laborers enough so they would be able to afford to buy his cars! Today's geniuses of business seemed to have forgotten this." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Exclusive: China Quietly Hiring All Laid Off NASA Talent!
When the Nazis were finally defeated in 1945, the US wasted no time rounding up all of Hitler's rocket scientist and after excusing their war crimes, brought them to the United States. Here they were instrumental in building the greatest space program in history.
Now that America has dismantled its space program and the shuttles have all been lost or retired, a lot of American know-how has been laid off by the budget minded cost cutters working for the Obama administration. Seems someone in the Obama administration thinks we can get a better return for $50 billion dollars, cut from NASA's budget, if we loan it to start-up front companies for GREEN ENERGY.
Why do you think they call it GREEN? There is government money in anything that hints of Wind, Solar, Tidal, Renewable, Union, or Communist power!
My grant proposal submitted last month before the September 30 deadline:
Grant For Department Of Energy Funding FY2011
Amount of Grant: $1.575 billion
Mission Statement: I am a single minority mother with five children by three different men and one normal man who is making ends meet with food stamps and dating for money. If I get the green energy grant I will get off food stamps and stop dating for money.
Proposal: I have developed a photovoltaic energy cell which harnesses the energy of the sun and converts that energy into a combustible product that can be harnessed to drive a series of machines as well as heat and light our homes! It uses no poisonous materials and produces only natural byproducts. It is completely renewable and only requires water and sunlight to develop. Once the process begins all that is needed is soil. The photovoltaic cell is cheap, dependable, and not affected adversely by harsh environmental conditions. I have a patent pending on this device.
Back to China: The Chinese have been quietly rounding up these NASA scientists and hiring them for a few yuan and have promised them unlimited budgets. My cry follows:
First you outsourced my happy meal toys, then my phones, then my shoes, my TV, my PC, my clothier, my medicines, my tools, and now you have outsourced my Space Program to China?
How much longer can Apple Pie and Chevrolet hold on, er well, how much longer can apple pie resist the pull of the little yellow man from Beijing? I believe Jing has his eye on the titanium jackpot the moon represents! Ching-Ching! Fly me to the moon! One of these days, Alice! Gunsmoke! I say two! You say you want a revolution? Count me out.....in! Doctor Roberts!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, America's Canary In The Coal Mines and President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Jack, our fathers built this great country of ours and we have coasted on their great accomplishments for about as far as this train can go. Time for America to take its rightful place along side the other great world powers of years past. America, Britain, Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Persia, Egypt, Mongolia, and not back full circle. Your move, China." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008
Now that America has dismantled its space program and the shuttles have all been lost or retired, a lot of American know-how has been laid off by the budget minded cost cutters working for the Obama administration. Seems someone in the Obama administration thinks we can get a better return for $50 billion dollars, cut from NASA's budget, if we loan it to start-up front companies for GREEN ENERGY.
Why do you think they call it GREEN? There is government money in anything that hints of Wind, Solar, Tidal, Renewable, Union, or Communist power!
My grant proposal submitted last month before the September 30 deadline:
Grant For Department Of Energy Funding FY2011
Amount of Grant: $1.575 billion
Mission Statement: I am a single minority mother with five children by three different men and one normal man who is making ends meet with food stamps and dating for money. If I get the green energy grant I will get off food stamps and stop dating for money.
Proposal: I have developed a photovoltaic energy cell which harnesses the energy of the sun and converts that energy into a combustible product that can be harnessed to drive a series of machines as well as heat and light our homes! It uses no poisonous materials and produces only natural byproducts. It is completely renewable and only requires water and sunlight to develop. Once the process begins all that is needed is soil. The photovoltaic cell is cheap, dependable, and not affected adversely by harsh environmental conditions. I have a patent pending on this device.
Back to China: The Chinese have been quietly rounding up these NASA scientists and hiring them for a few yuan and have promised them unlimited budgets. My cry follows:
First you outsourced my happy meal toys, then my phones, then my shoes, my TV, my PC, my clothier, my medicines, my tools, and now you have outsourced my Space Program to China?
How much longer can Apple Pie and Chevrolet hold on, er well, how much longer can apple pie resist the pull of the little yellow man from Beijing? I believe Jing has his eye on the titanium jackpot the moon represents! Ching-Ching! Fly me to the moon! One of these days, Alice! Gunsmoke! I say two! You say you want a revolution? Count me out.....in! Doctor Roberts!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, America's Canary In The Coal Mines and President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Jack, our fathers built this great country of ours and we have coasted on their great accomplishments for about as far as this train can go. Time for America to take its rightful place along side the other great world powers of years past. America, Britain, Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Persia, Egypt, Mongolia, and not back full circle. Your move, China." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center First In Nation To Call For AG Holder To Step Down
We here at the Urban Poverty Law Center do not take our criticisms of government lightly, and for us to call for the resignation of the United States Attorney General, Eric Holder, is BIG NEWS!
In his letter to congress his plausible deny ability tap dance through a mine field of conflicting facts seems more a stall than a defense of the indefensible.
Fast and Furious was a spook inspired plan to attack the second amendment of the US Constitution. Treason! Treason beyond reason!
Mr. Holder and the elements of the Obama administration that plot to undermine our constitutional freedoms are enemies of a free America! They must be stopped. They are worse than the enemies outside our borders, much worse! Their stealth has been removed and now they must carry out their awkward plans without the cover of a complacent press or an unenlightened populace.
The congressional investigations in the House Oversight Committee with Rep. Issa are a good start. Shining some light on these cockroaches will make them scatter, but unless we finish the pest control by voting these scoundrels out in 2012, they will regroup and redouble their efforts at dismantling our constitutional freedoms.
It is abundantly clear Eric Holder must resign for his attack of the very constitution which he took an oath to defend. If he says he did not know about it he is incompetent, if he says he knew and approved of the plan, he is incompetent ! Our more important question now is what other freedoms are these closeted traitors planning to destroy and how to shed light on these plans and stop them.
Occupy Wall Street? Martial Law? Suspension of the 2012 elections? Outlaw Gold Ownership? Reeducation camps? Black Helicopters? Drones with viruses? One World Government? French fries without ketchup? A Fat Tax?
It has been almost a couple of decades since BATFnE tried its hand in the indefensible, recalling how the Waco and Ruby Ridge thing panned out for you fellows under AG Reno, You came across about as well as the Mexican Cartel Drug Lords in my mind.
I will never forget what I felt when I saw the fellows at BATFnE burn the Waco home with 59 children to the ground on that windy day in April. God Damn! These are really some evil people we are supporting with our tax dollars! That was when I knew the lie.
We must return this nation to its foundational principles and live within the law. Anyway, got to go. Wondering when that knock at the door will be the black booted thugs flying in their black helicopters coming to reintegrate me into the soil from which I came. Will they shoot me with a high velocity weapon exported illegally to Mexico and then imported back to the US, or wait until the wind conditions are right and I have all the Cedar Grove Boy Scout troops in my home and burn me up, or just cut my head off with a dull knife? We shall see?
Hopefully, the Fast and Furious failure will get you fellows back to chasing the moonshiners and the kids with untreated ADHD who make pipe bombs and set them off in the lockers at high school, and leave amending the US Constitution to Congress and the States as written by our founders through the nearly impossible steps they provide for in the founding documents.
Freedom and rights are for everybody, right? If you fellows in government and the BATFnE ever have to ask yourselves if you are with or against the American people and its constitution, you are not fit to serve, and you should resign with your leader, Attorney General, Eric Holder. Disgraceful!
If that kind of work at the BATFnE is too mundane, join special forces and go after Al Qaeda, but for goodness sakes, leave your own citizens alone! Surely your mother taught you better. I know mine did!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Power is measured by the strength of your enemies. You are a nobody until they kill you or you kill them!" Joseph Stalin 1934
In his letter to congress his plausible deny ability tap dance through a mine field of conflicting facts seems more a stall than a defense of the indefensible.
Fast and Furious was a spook inspired plan to attack the second amendment of the US Constitution. Treason! Treason beyond reason!
Mr. Holder and the elements of the Obama administration that plot to undermine our constitutional freedoms are enemies of a free America! They must be stopped. They are worse than the enemies outside our borders, much worse! Their stealth has been removed and now they must carry out their awkward plans without the cover of a complacent press or an unenlightened populace.
The congressional investigations in the House Oversight Committee with Rep. Issa are a good start. Shining some light on these cockroaches will make them scatter, but unless we finish the pest control by voting these scoundrels out in 2012, they will regroup and redouble their efforts at dismantling our constitutional freedoms.
It is abundantly clear Eric Holder must resign for his attack of the very constitution which he took an oath to defend. If he says he did not know about it he is incompetent, if he says he knew and approved of the plan, he is incompetent ! Our more important question now is what other freedoms are these closeted traitors planning to destroy and how to shed light on these plans and stop them.
Occupy Wall Street? Martial Law? Suspension of the 2012 elections? Outlaw Gold Ownership? Reeducation camps? Black Helicopters? Drones with viruses? One World Government? French fries without ketchup? A Fat Tax?
It has been almost a couple of decades since BATFnE tried its hand in the indefensible, recalling how the Waco and Ruby Ridge thing panned out for you fellows under AG Reno, You came across about as well as the Mexican Cartel Drug Lords in my mind.
I will never forget what I felt when I saw the fellows at BATFnE burn the Waco home with 59 children to the ground on that windy day in April. God Damn! These are really some evil people we are supporting with our tax dollars! That was when I knew the lie.
We must return this nation to its foundational principles and live within the law. Anyway, got to go. Wondering when that knock at the door will be the black booted thugs flying in their black helicopters coming to reintegrate me into the soil from which I came. Will they shoot me with a high velocity weapon exported illegally to Mexico and then imported back to the US, or wait until the wind conditions are right and I have all the Cedar Grove Boy Scout troops in my home and burn me up, or just cut my head off with a dull knife? We shall see?
Hopefully, the Fast and Furious failure will get you fellows back to chasing the moonshiners and the kids with untreated ADHD who make pipe bombs and set them off in the lockers at high school, and leave amending the US Constitution to Congress and the States as written by our founders through the nearly impossible steps they provide for in the founding documents.
Freedom and rights are for everybody, right? If you fellows in government and the BATFnE ever have to ask yourselves if you are with or against the American people and its constitution, you are not fit to serve, and you should resign with your leader, Attorney General, Eric Holder. Disgraceful!
If that kind of work at the BATFnE is too mundane, join special forces and go after Al Qaeda, but for goodness sakes, leave your own citizens alone! Surely your mother taught you better. I know mine did!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Power is measured by the strength of your enemies. You are a nobody until they kill you or you kill them!" Joseph Stalin 1934
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center: Fast and Furious Plan Is Treason!
"We cannot complete the total domination/subjugation of the American people unless we can disarm them." Stalin, circa 1944, Mao circa 1960, Bill Clinton, circa 1992, Barack Obama, circa 2010
And thus it began with Obama and Eric Holder, and the recently released top man at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, sitting around a table when they set about a plan to demonize guns and overturn the second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America.
"Hey, let's say we sell a bunch of AR-15 or their equivalents to bad guys on the Mexican Border and look the other way when they are taken across and used in the Mexican Drug Cartel violence. I would much rather be shot with a high velocity weapon as have my head carved off at the nape of the neck by a Mexican druggist with grade 4 malignant halitosis using a dull bowie knife. Then we could become all incensed and say we just have to do something about these guns and get a ban worked through congress!"
Apparently this is what Obama, Holder and the unnamed former head of BATFnE did and as the saying goes: with
all the best laid plans of mice and men, something went terribly wrong.
A border agent for the US was killed with one of the weapons sold in the Obama/Holder/BATFnE's Fast and Furious Gun Running Scandal, and then someone who knew of the plan who was a constitutionalists spilled the beans on these plans and now the news of Fast and Furious is making us worry about what other underhanded plans have been put in place by this miscreant and criminal enterprise, the Obama administration. The Wall Street Protests? Anybody?
Can we trust these people with the reigns of power in government? They have brought criminality to our highest branches of government. Who is watching those who seem to believe they are above the law? Is it too late to stop the hemorrhage?
Eric Holder drops charges against the New Black Panthers who intimidated elderly whites who came to their polling place in Philadelphia by being 6'5" dressed in army fatigues and waving billet clubs around and screaming racial slurs at them. Even I could not vote for John McCain if I had to fight a schizoid oversize black man with a billet club and halitosis to do so. Granny showed exceptionally good judgement in tottering back to her car and foregoing the vote. Pick your fights carefully in life.
I see Eric Holder's point. Since they did not actually physically assault these blue haired oldsters, Holder thought there was no foul. Disgusting! Eric Holder is a thug.
Now, Eric Holder has been caught lying to congress about when he knew of the Fast and Spurious gun running plan, and this could get his panties in a bunch. There are still a few members in congress that take the rule of law seriously. Recall Eric, the congress in no longer in the clutches of Nannie Pelosi and Brawny Frank! These republicans will not run cover for you this time. This will be your Humpty-Dumpty moment. Resign now!
There will be no help from the fourth estate, the press, which has fallen on its sword for this bunch of flim-flam artists lead by that community organizer extraordinaire, BHO!
With Sarah Palin out of the running for president, the tea party will have its work cut out for it. I personally do not blame her for not wanting to run the gauntlet of smears her run would entail. She may have made the determination that the nation is too steeped in political corruption to ever make it back.
I am hopeful that something will be left for those who still play by the rules. At least we still have our guns, for now.
Well, in this game of cat and mouse, the cat was caught crapping out of the litter box. Eric Holder must step down if it can be shown he was the father of Fast and Furious.
What a dope!
Hey, I gotta an idea, why don't our leaders do the right thing for a change and not screw around with our constitution. The planning and execution of ways to get the second amendment overturned is treasonous and should be punishable by death. If we had any real men left there would be a few on the way to the gallows.
I know the liberals say that the death penalty does not reduce crime, but it definitely reduces the number if criminals.
Bring back the death penalty for treason! Then we could all sleep a little better.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" Shakespeare
And thus it began with Obama and Eric Holder, and the recently released top man at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, sitting around a table when they set about a plan to demonize guns and overturn the second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America.
"Hey, let's say we sell a bunch of AR-15 or their equivalents to bad guys on the Mexican Border and look the other way when they are taken across and used in the Mexican Drug Cartel violence. I would much rather be shot with a high velocity weapon as have my head carved off at the nape of the neck by a Mexican druggist with grade 4 malignant halitosis using a dull bowie knife. Then we could become all incensed and say we just have to do something about these guns and get a ban worked through congress!"
Apparently this is what Obama, Holder and the unnamed former head of BATFnE did and as the saying goes: with
all the best laid plans of mice and men, something went terribly wrong.
A border agent for the US was killed with one of the weapons sold in the Obama/Holder/BATFnE's Fast and Furious Gun Running Scandal, and then someone who knew of the plan who was a constitutionalists spilled the beans on these plans and now the news of Fast and Furious is making us worry about what other underhanded plans have been put in place by this miscreant and criminal enterprise, the Obama administration. The Wall Street Protests? Anybody?
Can we trust these people with the reigns of power in government? They have brought criminality to our highest branches of government. Who is watching those who seem to believe they are above the law? Is it too late to stop the hemorrhage?
Eric Holder drops charges against the New Black Panthers who intimidated elderly whites who came to their polling place in Philadelphia by being 6'5" dressed in army fatigues and waving billet clubs around and screaming racial slurs at them. Even I could not vote for John McCain if I had to fight a schizoid oversize black man with a billet club and halitosis to do so. Granny showed exceptionally good judgement in tottering back to her car and foregoing the vote. Pick your fights carefully in life.
I see Eric Holder's point. Since they did not actually physically assault these blue haired oldsters, Holder thought there was no foul. Disgusting! Eric Holder is a thug.
Now, Eric Holder has been caught lying to congress about when he knew of the Fast and Spurious gun running plan, and this could get his panties in a bunch. There are still a few members in congress that take the rule of law seriously. Recall Eric, the congress in no longer in the clutches of Nannie Pelosi and Brawny Frank! These republicans will not run cover for you this time. This will be your Humpty-Dumpty moment. Resign now!
There will be no help from the fourth estate, the press, which has fallen on its sword for this bunch of flim-flam artists lead by that community organizer extraordinaire, BHO!
With Sarah Palin out of the running for president, the tea party will have its work cut out for it. I personally do not blame her for not wanting to run the gauntlet of smears her run would entail. She may have made the determination that the nation is too steeped in political corruption to ever make it back.
I am hopeful that something will be left for those who still play by the rules. At least we still have our guns, for now.
Well, in this game of cat and mouse, the cat was caught crapping out of the litter box. Eric Holder must step down if it can be shown he was the father of Fast and Furious.
What a dope!
Hey, I gotta an idea, why don't our leaders do the right thing for a change and not screw around with our constitution. The planning and execution of ways to get the second amendment overturned is treasonous and should be punishable by death. If we had any real men left there would be a few on the way to the gallows.
I know the liberals say that the death penalty does not reduce crime, but it definitely reduces the number if criminals.
Bring back the death penalty for treason! Then we could all sleep a little better.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" Shakespeare
Monday, October 3, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Urges Van Jones To Steal The Tea Party's Work Ethic, Too
When the communist provocateur, Van Jones, a man who hails from 25 miles south west of my home, encourages his followers to steal plays from the tea party's operational hand book, it reeks of desperation.
The tea party has no hand book, unless you consider the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights a hand book, which, clearly, Van Jones and Saul Alinsky do not.
My advice for Provocateur Generalissimo Van deter Jones is to front a movement that is more popular with the native population. Your tripe about sharing the wealth, where is the wealth, take back the wealth and give it to the people, does not play well to your average American citizen who goes to work everyday to provide his or her family a better life. The facts are the facts.
A man and woman will work as hard as it takes to provide for their immediate family. If you ask this same couple to work as hard as they can to provide for persons in places unknown, a different result will ensue. Productivity falls. It is a fact.
The Tea Party is tired of paying toll to the troll who never seem to be sated even with $4,000,000,000,000 spent on lavish get-togethers, $16 muffins, a school breakfast and lunch program sponsored by the US Government which has turned our children into waddling masses of lethargic lipid saturated losers, supported by weak bones and unchallenged minds.
Jack says stop the ritalin, bring back recess and quit feeding these voracious little calorie vacuums a free breakfast!
The average tea party member is only organizing to prevent being picked off by the New American Idle. These are people who somehow got it into their fat heads it is somebody else's responsibility to see to it they are fed, clothed, housed,and entertained, plus receive the best medical care available at no expense to them. Work? That is demeaning. Apply myself; too hard.
These are the non-working poor who have been coddled by and sucked into believing democrats will cater to their every whim. Ever wonder why on earth the liberal rich Hollywood types and the trust funded monkeys this nation's first new rich spawned a couple of generations back like democrat politicians so much? The New American Idle include both these groups and they are not that different. No work, no worries, the bills are paid for. Long periods of down time with nothing to do but make the world a better and fairer place in which to live. The American Idle! Worthless if poor and shameful if rich!
Regrettably these are hard times we are living in. I will do all that I can do to help my poor brothers and sisters survive the challenging times we face, but hey how about helping pull the wagon down the road instead of riding in the wagon like a lump of butter.
I have a friend who is moving his operation from Colorado where there is little work to booming North Dakota. It is not easy to move and work away from home, but he and his brothers are doing it.
So, Mr. Generalissimo Van Dyke Jones, encourage your followers to go out and get a commercial drivers license and I know a fellow from Colorado who needs a few good truck drivers. Waiting to steal property and spread the wealth is going to be a long wait for your followers, the New American Idle. The Tea Party is on to your plan and have schooled up like mackerel, in a last stand against your kind of tyranny. Like the schools of mackerel, the Tea Party knows there is safety in numbers, and numbers we have. You are out numbered a million to one. We can out spend you a million to one also.
In a final note, Mr. Van Winkle Jones, think about what is in the Ten Commandments. Is what your group wants from the Tea Party against that commandment about coveting your neighbor's ass......ets?
God is not dead, He is not blind, and He is aware. You are on His list, as we all are and will have to answer when time comes for our final reckoning. Shame on you Van Jones! I knew Moses, and you, Mr. Jones, are no Moses!
You are a false prophet! A false prophet never leads, only deceives.
Get thee behind me, oh Satan!
And try to have a nice day, anyway.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
The tea party has no hand book, unless you consider the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights a hand book, which, clearly, Van Jones and Saul Alinsky do not.
My advice for Provocateur Generalissimo Van deter Jones is to front a movement that is more popular with the native population. Your tripe about sharing the wealth, where is the wealth, take back the wealth and give it to the people, does not play well to your average American citizen who goes to work everyday to provide his or her family a better life. The facts are the facts.
A man and woman will work as hard as it takes to provide for their immediate family. If you ask this same couple to work as hard as they can to provide for persons in places unknown, a different result will ensue. Productivity falls. It is a fact.
The Tea Party is tired of paying toll to the troll who never seem to be sated even with $4,000,000,000,000 spent on lavish get-togethers, $16 muffins, a school breakfast and lunch program sponsored by the US Government which has turned our children into waddling masses of lethargic lipid saturated losers, supported by weak bones and unchallenged minds.
Jack says stop the ritalin, bring back recess and quit feeding these voracious little calorie vacuums a free breakfast!
The average tea party member is only organizing to prevent being picked off by the New American Idle. These are people who somehow got it into their fat heads it is somebody else's responsibility to see to it they are fed, clothed, housed,and entertained, plus receive the best medical care available at no expense to them. Work? That is demeaning. Apply myself; too hard.
These are the non-working poor who have been coddled by and sucked into believing democrats will cater to their every whim. Ever wonder why on earth the liberal rich Hollywood types and the trust funded monkeys this nation's first new rich spawned a couple of generations back like democrat politicians so much? The New American Idle include both these groups and they are not that different. No work, no worries, the bills are paid for. Long periods of down time with nothing to do but make the world a better and fairer place in which to live. The American Idle! Worthless if poor and shameful if rich!
Regrettably these are hard times we are living in. I will do all that I can do to help my poor brothers and sisters survive the challenging times we face, but hey how about helping pull the wagon down the road instead of riding in the wagon like a lump of butter.
I have a friend who is moving his operation from Colorado where there is little work to booming North Dakota. It is not easy to move and work away from home, but he and his brothers are doing it.
So, Mr. Generalissimo Van Dyke Jones, encourage your followers to go out and get a commercial drivers license and I know a fellow from Colorado who needs a few good truck drivers. Waiting to steal property and spread the wealth is going to be a long wait for your followers, the New American Idle. The Tea Party is on to your plan and have schooled up like mackerel, in a last stand against your kind of tyranny. Like the schools of mackerel, the Tea Party knows there is safety in numbers, and numbers we have. You are out numbered a million to one. We can out spend you a million to one also.
In a final note, Mr. Van Winkle Jones, think about what is in the Ten Commandments. Is what your group wants from the Tea Party against that commandment about coveting your neighbor's ass......ets?
God is not dead, He is not blind, and He is aware. You are on His list, as we all are and will have to answer when time comes for our final reckoning. Shame on you Van Jones! I knew Moses, and you, Mr. Jones, are no Moses!
You are a false prophet! A false prophet never leads, only deceives.
Get thee behind me, oh Satan!
And try to have a nice day, anyway.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center To Hold Republican Presidential Primary Next Thrusday: FIRST IN NATION!
Many of my followers, at least my mother, know I was voted Mayor of Cedar Grove, Tennessee when I was in a coma after falling on the ice on the way to feed the chickens last January when we were experiencing a frostie Albert Pheneas Gore sponsored-arctic blast of cold air with chill factors down in the teens.
As mayor I have declared next Thursday, October 6, 2011 to be our community wide Republican Presidential Primary. I have designed the ballots myself, and the candidates will be listed in alphabetical order with Sarah Palin as an alternate to none of the above.
I have extended an invitation to all the major players to attend and have a get together and a pig roast. So far only Ron Paul has agreed to attend. Mitt Romney sent his regrets as Thursday is his day to spend in the beauty shop. Hey, that kind of hair is not natural, ask John Edwards. I told Mitt my 17 yr old niece is in beauty school over at The University Of Finger, Fine School of Cosmic Cosmetology, the Skull Bones, Tennessee branch, and I am sure Beckie Sue Maybolt could make his hair shine!
When I mentioned the possibilities to Beckie Sue, she giggled and wondered aloud if Mitt might want some Grey tones added like Bill Clinton did to make himself look older and wiser when he debated against Bush, the elder and that brawny billionaire crackpot, Ross Perot! No word yet if Mitt will reconsider.
We have reserved the Newly completed Cedar Grove Bingo Parlor and Food Bank and have room for over a hundred. Fire Marshall Flamretardeaux said we could get a waiver and allot 15 to 20 more inside if we agree to have the engine company with both trucks standing by. I haven't decided if it is worth the extra trouble or not. There is still time for all these preparations as it is more than 4 days from now.
Thus far, Melissa McConnely has agreed to sing the opening hymnal. She has a beautiful voice and won the talent portion of the Miss Tennessee Pageant in 1957, and if she had held her shoulders back during the swimsuit portion of the contest, many locals say she would have won the title that year. Pity, how life may have been so different but for good posture. Problem is you never know when your big moment is going to be, and then poof is flashes by and something as ridiculous as bad posture keeps you from a career in Nashville as a singer or Hollywood as a motion picture movie star.
Look what happened to Waylon Jennings when he did not get on the plane with Buddy Holly, he went on to die from complications of diabetes. Life can be unrelenting.
Out of the fire and into the frying pan, or is it out of the frying pan and into the fire? You know what I mean.
Mrs. McConnely seems content looking after her 17 dogs and growing some of the best cucumbers in these parts. She is also good with okra. Her melons may have been lacking back in 57, but her fantastic gardening skills have made up for that in spades. Some of the cattier women around here say she bought and wore large falsies;
I am sorry to say my mother was among them.
Falsies were the poor gals breast implants of the 50's and 60's. It was a padded bra that made girls who otherwise needed a tattoo on the chest stating this side up look chestier in clothing. Maybolt women were full breasted and in fact as they aged, the breast and the waist merged. We never had the kind of excitement they talk about when granny got her teat caught in the ringer, but it was only because they were very, very careful!
I see where Bill Clinton is asking for some R E S PECT, find out what it means to me.
I feel sorry for white haired Bill. He has ridden off into obscurity and insignificance, a hard ride for a narcissist! I will invite him to be on the panel to ask questions of Ron Paul and who ever else decides to show for the Nation's First Republican National Presidential Primary.
I only hold the first so that Iowa, Florida, Colorado, and New Hampshire can cool down and get back to other inconsequential matters of state.
Tickets will be on a first come, first served basis, and only Fox News is allowed to press the event. All other news outlets are too biased to fairly treat our nations greatest politicial figures on the Republican side. They need to show a little bit more R E S PECT.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor, Cedar Grove, Tennessee
"Women with small breasts should wear a large hat." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
As mayor I have declared next Thursday, October 6, 2011 to be our community wide Republican Presidential Primary. I have designed the ballots myself, and the candidates will be listed in alphabetical order with Sarah Palin as an alternate to none of the above.
I have extended an invitation to all the major players to attend and have a get together and a pig roast. So far only Ron Paul has agreed to attend. Mitt Romney sent his regrets as Thursday is his day to spend in the beauty shop. Hey, that kind of hair is not natural, ask John Edwards. I told Mitt my 17 yr old niece is in beauty school over at The University Of Finger, Fine School of Cosmic Cosmetology, the Skull Bones, Tennessee branch, and I am sure Beckie Sue Maybolt could make his hair shine!
When I mentioned the possibilities to Beckie Sue, she giggled and wondered aloud if Mitt might want some Grey tones added like Bill Clinton did to make himself look older and wiser when he debated against Bush, the elder and that brawny billionaire crackpot, Ross Perot! No word yet if Mitt will reconsider.
We have reserved the Newly completed Cedar Grove Bingo Parlor and Food Bank and have room for over a hundred. Fire Marshall Flamretardeaux said we could get a waiver and allot 15 to 20 more inside if we agree to have the engine company with both trucks standing by. I haven't decided if it is worth the extra trouble or not. There is still time for all these preparations as it is more than 4 days from now.
Thus far, Melissa McConnely has agreed to sing the opening hymnal. She has a beautiful voice and won the talent portion of the Miss Tennessee Pageant in 1957, and if she had held her shoulders back during the swimsuit portion of the contest, many locals say she would have won the title that year. Pity, how life may have been so different but for good posture. Problem is you never know when your big moment is going to be, and then poof is flashes by and something as ridiculous as bad posture keeps you from a career in Nashville as a singer or Hollywood as a motion picture movie star.
Look what happened to Waylon Jennings when he did not get on the plane with Buddy Holly, he went on to die from complications of diabetes. Life can be unrelenting.
Out of the fire and into the frying pan, or is it out of the frying pan and into the fire? You know what I mean.
Mrs. McConnely seems content looking after her 17 dogs and growing some of the best cucumbers in these parts. She is also good with okra. Her melons may have been lacking back in 57, but her fantastic gardening skills have made up for that in spades. Some of the cattier women around here say she bought and wore large falsies;
I am sorry to say my mother was among them.
Falsies were the poor gals breast implants of the 50's and 60's. It was a padded bra that made girls who otherwise needed a tattoo on the chest stating this side up look chestier in clothing. Maybolt women were full breasted and in fact as they aged, the breast and the waist merged. We never had the kind of excitement they talk about when granny got her teat caught in the ringer, but it was only because they were very, very careful!
I see where Bill Clinton is asking for some R E S PECT, find out what it means to me.
I feel sorry for white haired Bill. He has ridden off into obscurity and insignificance, a hard ride for a narcissist! I will invite him to be on the panel to ask questions of Ron Paul and who ever else decides to show for the Nation's First Republican National Presidential Primary.
I only hold the first so that Iowa, Florida, Colorado, and New Hampshire can cool down and get back to other inconsequential matters of state.
Tickets will be on a first come, first served basis, and only Fox News is allowed to press the event. All other news outlets are too biased to fairly treat our nations greatest politicial figures on the Republican side. They need to show a little bit more R E S PECT.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Mayor, Cedar Grove, Tennessee
"Women with small breasts should wear a large hat." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
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