Learned readers. It is with great pleasure I introduce to this site the world renoun
gifted lawyer from Leach, Tennessee, Mr. C. Batsell Bateman, III Esq.
C. Batsell attended undergraduate at Bethel College where he graduated Magna Cum Tarde, he took 8 long years to get his undergrad degree in physical education. His daddy, C. Batsell, Jr JD was one of the finest county judges ever to sit on the bench in Carroll county. He got C. Batsell III enrolled at Memphis State Law School and he graduated in three years. C. Batsell, III was unable to pass the bar exam, but is allowed to practice law with his daddy and his partners, Bateman, Foggherty, Bateman and Schlick. Bateman and Bateman are specialized in common law, criminal law and divorce, Foggherty deals only in bankruptcy, and Sherwood Schlick specializes in slip and falls and personal injury cases.
C. Batsell, III has agreed to write for Southern Poetry Law Center on an as needed and as able basis. He fell and bumped his noggin rather hard and now when ever he tries to compose anything it is not prose, but poetry. His legal briefs are sometimes works of art. He has graciously agreed to share his gift with us.
Please bear with C. Batsell, III as he is shy and he has agreed to only try this for a short while. If he gets any negative feedback or criticism he has promised to quit. His first assignment for the Southern Poetry Law Center is on current events/politics.
Primary Season
The republican primary season
without any rhyme nor reason
Mitt, bit, hit, spit and swallow
Newt, cute, butte, flute and follow
Rick, wrack, patty whack and black
I-Ron, Iraq, Iran, Israeli Nuclear attack
Help me, help me, I can't get out of me head
Kill me, kill me, I would rather be dead
After viewing Mitt's voluminous tax returns
I am Warming to Mitt Romney's presidential run
So Open up your mind and see what you see
and Make C. Batsell Bateman,III your personal attorney!
Well, thank you C. Batsell for that delightful and insightful poem. So there you have it; the Southern Poetry Law Center is born. Please support it with your comments, positive only as Mr. Bateman, III is very sensitive and will quit with the least bit of provocation.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sorry, I did not know C. Batsell Bateman,III would use this forum as an advertisement. JDM
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