Hugo Chavez and I do not agree on much politically speaking. I believe in freedom and he is a Marxist, statist. He believes he can survive rectal cancer that has mets and chemotherapy. If he has renal failure as the news reports today, he may not need to buy that set of radial tires for his bullet proof SUV.
Hell, he may not even need an "all day sucker" for any of you children of the 50's out there that remember these.
Farewell, my brother. Choose your replacement carefully.
Hey, with any luck, Precedent Obama will be available in Jan of 2013. And if he needs to be a citizen of Venezuela, a requirement that was waved here, I am certain his people can come up with a birth certificate that will pass muster in Caracas.
Viva La Revolucion!
Good luck, Hugo. You have been an inspiration to many Americans to keep our borders strong and our military alert.
I wish you a painless transition to your new realm.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Urban Poverty Warns Morgan Freeman As He Shoots Dolphin From Piers
Morgan Freeman has accused over one half of the nation of racism!
In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"
Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?
After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.
"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"
"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.
Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.
"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."
"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"
_________________
When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.
If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.
I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.
Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.
I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.
After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?
Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!
I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.
The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!
With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!
Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.
We are the disagree-ists.
Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.
Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.
Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?
Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
.
In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"
Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?
After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.
"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"
"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.
Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.
"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."
"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"
_________________
When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.
If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.
I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.
Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.
I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.
After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?
Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!
I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.
The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!
With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!
Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.
We are the disagree-ists.
Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.
Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.
Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?
Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center 15 August, 2011 BlogsTrue: Soros Shorts Euro, Dollar Rallies
I refer the gentile reader to my prediction/read between the lines of an interview Gorged Soros (sic) gave Der Speigel last month dated 15 August, 2011.
I will be gone for the next 10 days undergoing a mandatory sensitivity training at the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, California.
My battle with the current Precedent and attackwatch.com did not go well.
Anyway, my nephew, Jacob Maybolt has agreed to place a blog or two in my absence if he can pull himself away from the video games long enough to write something.
I know you will enjoy his insights as a recent high school graduate in this politically correct hell hole where we find ourselves trapped like bacteria on a petri dish at the Centers For Disease Control in Maryland, left unattended over a long Christmas break.
I will be back on October 4, 2011 God willing and the creeks don't rise.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Betty Ford will find Maybolts are just sensitive enough." Mother Maybolt 1923-2008
I will be gone for the next 10 days undergoing a mandatory sensitivity training at the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, California.
My battle with the current Precedent and attackwatch.com did not go well.
Anyway, my nephew, Jacob Maybolt has agreed to place a blog or two in my absence if he can pull himself away from the video games long enough to write something.
I know you will enjoy his insights as a recent high school graduate in this politically correct hell hole where we find ourselves trapped like bacteria on a petri dish at the Centers For Disease Control in Maryland, left unattended over a long Christmas break.
I will be back on October 4, 2011 God willing and the creeks don't rise.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Betty Ford will find Maybolts are just sensitive enough." Mother Maybolt 1923-2008
Monday, September 19, 2011
Attackwatch.com Cites Urban Poverty Law Center Reportage
Somebody reported this site to the watch troll group recently established by the "Commie Tea To Re-Elect Precedent Obama!
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Reviews Joe McGinniss Book: The Rogue: The Search for the Real Sarah Palin
Joe, is that you? Say it ain't so Joe!
Joe McG. has written a book about Sarah Palin which includes references to each premarital sexual encounter and an alleged brief brush with cocaine and weed. Whoop, whoop! Is that all you got, Joe? No woman on woman love or donkey shows in Tijuana, what about wife swapping lines after book signings in "the village" in New York, where you met Nancy in 1970?
Is this the same Nancy D. who traveled to Vietnam in 1971 as a freelance photographer and spent a steamy 4 weeks with an army reporter named Albert Gore, Jr dodging his middle chakra only for the first two of their 28 nights together? Yuck!
And what about your encounters with the priest when you were an altar boy in 1954? As a 12 year old boy you are not to blame for those acts of sodomy, but you should have told your parents about them. I, for one, do not believe man on boy love is a sin, if the two involved truly love each other, but it is a little creepy. Have you considered having your memory erased if this is still on your mind?
Joe, I do not know you, but I think I have the start of a really good biography on you with just what I have put together in the previous three paragraphs. I will end my biographical report on you and will instead ask you if you think your reportage of Sarah Palin, who is not President of the United States, and is a private citizen just like you and Nancy D., is ethical? I lie, I continue my attack below.
I suggest you look into the current occupant of the White House and see if you can find three people who knew him when he was a boy in Hawaii, or a student at any of the three colleges he attended, or why his social security number seems reserved for Connecticut, or if he is a coke blowing homosexual member of a secret men's bath house in Chicago along with its current mayor?
This is a lot more intriguing than whether or not Sarah Palin had a normal premarital sex life. At least she did not sleep with Albert Gore, Jr like some people you know! I am not blaming your partner for her loose standards, after all it was the sixties, the sexual revolution, and the birth control pill and bra burning was great for those of us who came to sexual awareness in those heady times. Having sex back then was as casual as shaking hands. It was great! Then we got Roe v Wade passed so Nancy did not have to get anymore of those back alley and dangerous abortions! Five, wasn't it or did I miss one or two?
I have a misogynistic friend who has been a cuckold in each of his three marriages who is fond of saying: "All women are whores, except for your mother. But her mother was a whore!" I try to correct him and have him substitute the word "slut" for "whore" and he will have none of it as he says too much of his utterance would be lost in the translation were he to make that switch.
Sarah Palin did not drop out of Mount Holyoke because it had demerits and curfews and dorm lock downs at night, but your partner did. I find it enlightening that you find Sarah Palin's sexuality fair fodder for a book, but now you must get ready for the same magnifying glass into your own misspent life.
I know you are laughing, but I will offer 25 cents to anyone who knew your wife before or after you were married who did not have sex with her. I will make the same offer in reverse for you and any of your sexual dalliances either before or after your marriage. And Joe, if viagra cannot make it work now, you cannot claim your quarter for recent sexual inactivity with her. I know you banged her in the past or how would you explain Joe McG. Jr and his dog, Vegas. By the way is Vegas ok?
I mean nothing by that last statement as I am a dog lover and I am not a Union member, but what you have done to the Palins is creepy to most of middle America and I am man enough not to let you get away with it without some small admonishment in this inconsequential little blog, written by a crippled handicap who could not put three words together if it weren't for spell and edit check.
I am sure your neurons are not snapping together as they once did and now you find yourself having to write drivel to make a living. I do not think William Shakespeare or Mark Twain, William Faulkner or Ernest Hemingway fell to such dizzying lows as you. When the later lost the muse he did what any real man of letters worth his salt does; pow, off to the afterlife.
Joe, this last book signals the end of your remarkable literary career! Give it up, alcohol and age combine to addle the mind. Your muses left when you moved to Wasilla with the intent to besmirch a beautifully typical American family with more to offer our country and its sick political system than you and your family could ever dream.
You are a small-minded leftist puke and a has-been writer. You, if you make the history books, you will take your place beside Benedict Arnold and John Wilkes Booth as your toxic tomb can only be viewed as a literary assassination attempt against Sarah Palin. Nice try Jack-hole!
You sir, are a scoundrel, an unpleasant one at that!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Joe McG. has written a book about Sarah Palin which includes references to each premarital sexual encounter and an alleged brief brush with cocaine and weed. Whoop, whoop! Is that all you got, Joe? No woman on woman love or donkey shows in Tijuana, what about wife swapping lines after book signings in "the village" in New York, where you met Nancy in 1970?
Is this the same Nancy D. who traveled to Vietnam in 1971 as a freelance photographer and spent a steamy 4 weeks with an army reporter named Albert Gore, Jr dodging his middle chakra only for the first two of their 28 nights together? Yuck!
And what about your encounters with the priest when you were an altar boy in 1954? As a 12 year old boy you are not to blame for those acts of sodomy, but you should have told your parents about them. I, for one, do not believe man on boy love is a sin, if the two involved truly love each other, but it is a little creepy. Have you considered having your memory erased if this is still on your mind?
Joe, I do not know you, but I think I have the start of a really good biography on you with just what I have put together in the previous three paragraphs. I will end my biographical report on you and will instead ask you if you think your reportage of Sarah Palin, who is not President of the United States, and is a private citizen just like you and Nancy D., is ethical? I lie, I continue my attack below.
I suggest you look into the current occupant of the White House and see if you can find three people who knew him when he was a boy in Hawaii, or a student at any of the three colleges he attended, or why his social security number seems reserved for Connecticut, or if he is a coke blowing homosexual member of a secret men's bath house in Chicago along with its current mayor?
This is a lot more intriguing than whether or not Sarah Palin had a normal premarital sex life. At least she did not sleep with Albert Gore, Jr like some people you know! I am not blaming your partner for her loose standards, after all it was the sixties, the sexual revolution, and the birth control pill and bra burning was great for those of us who came to sexual awareness in those heady times. Having sex back then was as casual as shaking hands. It was great! Then we got Roe v Wade passed so Nancy did not have to get anymore of those back alley and dangerous abortions! Five, wasn't it or did I miss one or two?
I have a misogynistic friend who has been a cuckold in each of his three marriages who is fond of saying: "All women are whores, except for your mother. But her mother was a whore!" I try to correct him and have him substitute the word "slut" for "whore" and he will have none of it as he says too much of his utterance would be lost in the translation were he to make that switch.
Sarah Palin did not drop out of Mount Holyoke because it had demerits and curfews and dorm lock downs at night, but your partner did. I find it enlightening that you find Sarah Palin's sexuality fair fodder for a book, but now you must get ready for the same magnifying glass into your own misspent life.
I know you are laughing, but I will offer 25 cents to anyone who knew your wife before or after you were married who did not have sex with her. I will make the same offer in reverse for you and any of your sexual dalliances either before or after your marriage. And Joe, if viagra cannot make it work now, you cannot claim your quarter for recent sexual inactivity with her. I know you banged her in the past or how would you explain Joe McG. Jr and his dog, Vegas. By the way is Vegas ok?
I mean nothing by that last statement as I am a dog lover and I am not a Union member, but what you have done to the Palins is creepy to most of middle America and I am man enough not to let you get away with it without some small admonishment in this inconsequential little blog, written by a crippled handicap who could not put three words together if it weren't for spell and edit check.
I am sure your neurons are not snapping together as they once did and now you find yourself having to write drivel to make a living. I do not think William Shakespeare or Mark Twain, William Faulkner or Ernest Hemingway fell to such dizzying lows as you. When the later lost the muse he did what any real man of letters worth his salt does; pow, off to the afterlife.
Joe, this last book signals the end of your remarkable literary career! Give it up, alcohol and age combine to addle the mind. Your muses left when you moved to Wasilla with the intent to besmirch a beautifully typical American family with more to offer our country and its sick political system than you and your family could ever dream.
You are a small-minded leftist puke and a has-been writer. You, if you make the history books, you will take your place beside Benedict Arnold and John Wilkes Booth as your toxic tomb can only be viewed as a literary assassination attempt against Sarah Palin. Nice try Jack-hole!
You sir, are a scoundrel, an unpleasant one at that!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Obama Presidency Over: Fat Lady Has Sung, Train Has Left Him, Urban Poverty Law Center
The half of the country which was politically asleep in 2008, composed of people who were too busy working, raising the next generation of producers, and volunteering on weekends to pay any attention to politics has awakened to the huge political nightmare Barack Hussein Obama's election has wrought. Even Jon Stewart, the funny little midge at comity central, has focused his nearly empty cranial vault at Obama's deeds and not his words and finds him coming up short. Maybe Jon likes keeping some of the money he makes over there at Comittee Central, and after $4 trillion dollars of "stimulus spending", is beginning to see it Reagan's Way!
When the recession was new, the $877 billion dollar stimulus should have been used to give a 50% tax reduction to the producers in this country and the recession would have been averted. Lets face the facts. People spend money, governments waste it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt's jump start the failing Obama Economy Plan: No more government stimulus spending. Immediate tax holiday for the last quarter of this year. All earnings from September 15 through the end of this year are tax free, but the caveat is that it must be spent before April 15, 2012 on anything the consumer wishes. Businesses also have a tax holiday and may buy capital equipment which can be written off at 100% against future earnings.
During this time of tax freedom, Government must take a sabbatical. All regulators must travel to Greece where they can lie on the beaches and help pull the Greeks out of their funk. Government workers will be allowed to live free for the months of tax freedom while they do not get a paycheck above that of the typical social security recipient. Their debts would not accrue any more interest and only postponed until they are back in the workforce again at full wages.
Fire up the printing presses to keep the monies flowing to fund the entitlements.
Stand back, money in the hands of the producers will produce more money.
President Obama, follow my simple plan now and history will be kinder to you and your children will not have to change their names. Continue on your path towards destruction of the American Business Model, and you will have succeeded in bringing down the last best place in the world to live and feel what it is like to co-exist with leaders who have the peoples best interest at heart.
There is no reason to bring the failed policies of European Socialism to our shores, anybody who prefers that business model can migrate after filling out the appropriate forms and move over there. Once we have lost our model, we will be unable to compete with the little yellow men who have a government that subsidizes growth and steals technology and uses it to its advantage.
Contrast the little yellow man's plan with your own administrations plans which stifle growth and discourage innovation. An administration that refuses to acknowledge the importance of cheap and available energy as a fundamental requirement for growth and prosperity. An administration that believes printing money and pumping it to its cronies in big business and the unions is a good thing. An administration that never saw a tax it didn't love. Meanwhile the little yellow man is busy going all over the world and securing contracts for energy sources and tying up rare earth minerals essential to the manufacturing of all the technology they are stealing. And all you can do is feed the homeless at the soup kitchen? Really, Barack, really?
I cannot say it any plainer. Listen, dumb ass, America is your family! Like every family, we have people with different skill levels from the brilliant to the plain, from the industrious to the lazy, from the rich to the poor, and it has worked well without your meddlesome social engineering for over 200 years. We are a nation of laws. We only need a stable tax system to allow our businesses to thrive. Right now your administration is perceived as against success in America. Every move is designed to set roadblocks where none existed before. Your EPA is out of control, forcing closure of 500 coal fired plants. Before you do something so drastic get yourself a little yellow man and run it by him first. If he thinks it is a good idea, do it. If he quibbles, squash it!
This is all moot as of 2010. Your time has come and passed, Mr. Obama, if that is your real name? The choice is yours.
Lead the country out of the funk or follow your plan and walk the path to socialism alone and into the sunset where history will not be kind to your memory. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Kim, Pol Pot, and Obama. Mother Maybolt says you know the person by the company they keep. There is still time for you to move to America, it is clear that Americans will not move towards you. Nice try. We are all awake now and you know what the Japanese felt after Pearl Harbor; the full force of the sleeping giant will be directed at you and see to it you do not win this war your administration has against America.
America with all its flaws is still a far better place than any other in the world. You are killing the patient when all you intended was to remove a few warts. Warts that most Americans can live with.
You know what Weiner's loss in Brooklyn means to you and the Socialist Democratic Party, don't you?
As Vice President Joe Biden would say, one word: Game Over!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
When the recession was new, the $877 billion dollar stimulus should have been used to give a 50% tax reduction to the producers in this country and the recession would have been averted. Lets face the facts. People spend money, governments waste it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt's jump start the failing Obama Economy Plan: No more government stimulus spending. Immediate tax holiday for the last quarter of this year. All earnings from September 15 through the end of this year are tax free, but the caveat is that it must be spent before April 15, 2012 on anything the consumer wishes. Businesses also have a tax holiday and may buy capital equipment which can be written off at 100% against future earnings.
During this time of tax freedom, Government must take a sabbatical. All regulators must travel to Greece where they can lie on the beaches and help pull the Greeks out of their funk. Government workers will be allowed to live free for the months of tax freedom while they do not get a paycheck above that of the typical social security recipient. Their debts would not accrue any more interest and only postponed until they are back in the workforce again at full wages.
Fire up the printing presses to keep the monies flowing to fund the entitlements.
Stand back, money in the hands of the producers will produce more money.
President Obama, follow my simple plan now and history will be kinder to you and your children will not have to change their names. Continue on your path towards destruction of the American Business Model, and you will have succeeded in bringing down the last best place in the world to live and feel what it is like to co-exist with leaders who have the peoples best interest at heart.
There is no reason to bring the failed policies of European Socialism to our shores, anybody who prefers that business model can migrate after filling out the appropriate forms and move over there. Once we have lost our model, we will be unable to compete with the little yellow men who have a government that subsidizes growth and steals technology and uses it to its advantage.
Contrast the little yellow man's plan with your own administrations plans which stifle growth and discourage innovation. An administration that refuses to acknowledge the importance of cheap and available energy as a fundamental requirement for growth and prosperity. An administration that believes printing money and pumping it to its cronies in big business and the unions is a good thing. An administration that never saw a tax it didn't love. Meanwhile the little yellow man is busy going all over the world and securing contracts for energy sources and tying up rare earth minerals essential to the manufacturing of all the technology they are stealing. And all you can do is feed the homeless at the soup kitchen? Really, Barack, really?
I cannot say it any plainer. Listen, dumb ass, America is your family! Like every family, we have people with different skill levels from the brilliant to the plain, from the industrious to the lazy, from the rich to the poor, and it has worked well without your meddlesome social engineering for over 200 years. We are a nation of laws. We only need a stable tax system to allow our businesses to thrive. Right now your administration is perceived as against success in America. Every move is designed to set roadblocks where none existed before. Your EPA is out of control, forcing closure of 500 coal fired plants. Before you do something so drastic get yourself a little yellow man and run it by him first. If he thinks it is a good idea, do it. If he quibbles, squash it!
This is all moot as of 2010. Your time has come and passed, Mr. Obama, if that is your real name? The choice is yours.
Lead the country out of the funk or follow your plan and walk the path to socialism alone and into the sunset where history will not be kind to your memory. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Kim, Pol Pot, and Obama. Mother Maybolt says you know the person by the company they keep. There is still time for you to move to America, it is clear that Americans will not move towards you. Nice try. We are all awake now and you know what the Japanese felt after Pearl Harbor; the full force of the sleeping giant will be directed at you and see to it you do not win this war your administration has against America.
America with all its flaws is still a far better place than any other in the world. You are killing the patient when all you intended was to remove a few warts. Warts that most Americans can live with.
You know what Weiner's loss in Brooklyn means to you and the Socialist Democratic Party, don't you?
As Vice President Joe Biden would say, one word: Game Over!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Additions Of Newly Printed Money To Economy Wrong Approach, President Obama
Republican candidates for president debate Nero Obama as the United States economy burns while Obama plays "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" on Charlie Daniel's golden fiddle.
Precedency ([sic] held) of Barack Hussein Obama seems to be his "my way or the highway" latest offering to congress through his jobs plan, which he wrote himself with help from his pals at the Open Society and Vanderwahlbert Edsel K. Jones, now Green Jobs Commissar, formerly Communist Green Jobs Czar for the White House for a day. It is porkulus lite, but packs twice the punch of porkulus one and deux, which only spent 4.5 million dollars for every job saved or created, this plan promises only 2.25 million dollars for each job!
I am a cynic and believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle of 3.5 to 3.75 mil per job saved or created. Nothing has changed since the first two porkuli bills, unless you consider gold has risen from $1,143 and ounce to $1,856 an ounce and gasoline and diesel fuel have risen from $1.80 to $3.80 per gallon, and real American Wages have risen 0.26%, unless you work for the feds and you have seen your wages keep up. Thank you, Mr Precedent!
How does the Precedent intend to pay for his jobs machine? More of the same old failed policy plays from his rules for idiot radicals, taxes on the producers of wealth in a bold move to redistribute wealth from hot spots to cold spots. Taxing the wealthy is like taking a burning log off the boiler that is producing steam to run the engine which pulls the US economy forward, and letting it burn far removed from the boiler.
Sure the log burns, and energy is released, but not close enough to a boiler to cause any increase in the economy.
People who make money and create jobs in our economy have a proven boiler and economic engine. Their money buys the logs to heat the boiler and keep their part of the economic engine steaming down the road to success. Enter the Obamabots who take money by tax increases from successful businesses,there by robing them of their fuel, and pick winners like Solyndra Solar, which did not have a good economic engine with its boiler leaking like a sieve, bye-bye productivity, hello stagnation.
The Obamabots do not realize that all of America's engines of success depend upon the others. Bob's rental's depends upon Ralph having enough operating capital to lease equipment to get his contractor's work done as he has all these years, but when his taxes are raised even a little bit, pow Ralph lays off a worker, rents less from Bob and Bob buys less from John Deere or Caterpillar and this causes these giants to cut back on steel purchases from NuCor, which is a fine American Corporation. Buy Nucor under $37 a share and sell at $45, over and over again.
Nucor (NUE)NYSE is a good bell weather stock on how the economy is running. At Under $32 a share it is a Urban Poverty Law Center strong buy and hold. If Obama and his henchmen who run the greatest economy killing apparatus in modern history are turned out and a real supply side President and Congress are let in in 2012, there will be dancing in the streets. Stand back and watch Americans get back to the business of making money. Obamacare must also be turned back.
Jack Maybolt clairvoyant moment: November, 2012: Obama is defeated and the senate and congress is tipped into Tea Party territory by a huge margin. Wednesday Dow closes early because limits on upward gains are passed in first minutes of trading and this time of economic exuberance continues til the Christmas doldrums.
All businesses want is certainty. What are my fixed liabilities, and what is my profit. Obama's waffling on tax rates gives businesses who may pass 10 million dollars across the books each year, and show only a 5% profit a case of nerves.
Governments print money, businesses make it.
Governments take money away that the businesses make.
How much of each dollar I earn in America should I be able to keep?
The politicians must make this a fixed amount before the demons of finance and business can be unleashed. Uncertainty about regulations, tax rates, health care brought about by the neophyte who occupies the Oval Office gives all businesses pause. The US economic clutch is depressed, business cannot function with uncertainty.
Pop the clutch President Obama, lower taxes on everybody and watch the economy speed off down Recovery Road!
You know, the clutch, that peddle under the dash on the far left, where you and your friends live? Stepping on the accelerator with the clutch depressed adds no momentum, which is what spending money like porkuli 1,2, and now 3 is doing.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Precedency ([sic] held) of Barack Hussein Obama seems to be his "my way or the highway" latest offering to congress through his jobs plan, which he wrote himself with help from his pals at the Open Society and Vanderwahlbert Edsel K. Jones, now Green Jobs Commissar, formerly Communist Green Jobs Czar for the White House for a day. It is porkulus lite, but packs twice the punch of porkulus one and deux, which only spent 4.5 million dollars for every job saved or created, this plan promises only 2.25 million dollars for each job!
I am a cynic and believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle of 3.5 to 3.75 mil per job saved or created. Nothing has changed since the first two porkuli bills, unless you consider gold has risen from $1,143 and ounce to $1,856 an ounce and gasoline and diesel fuel have risen from $1.80 to $3.80 per gallon, and real American Wages have risen 0.26%, unless you work for the feds and you have seen your wages keep up. Thank you, Mr Precedent!
How does the Precedent intend to pay for his jobs machine? More of the same old failed policy plays from his rules for idiot radicals, taxes on the producers of wealth in a bold move to redistribute wealth from hot spots to cold spots. Taxing the wealthy is like taking a burning log off the boiler that is producing steam to run the engine which pulls the US economy forward, and letting it burn far removed from the boiler.
Sure the log burns, and energy is released, but not close enough to a boiler to cause any increase in the economy.
People who make money and create jobs in our economy have a proven boiler and economic engine. Their money buys the logs to heat the boiler and keep their part of the economic engine steaming down the road to success. Enter the Obamabots who take money by tax increases from successful businesses,there by robing them of their fuel, and pick winners like Solyndra Solar, which did not have a good economic engine with its boiler leaking like a sieve, bye-bye productivity, hello stagnation.
The Obamabots do not realize that all of America's engines of success depend upon the others. Bob's rental's depends upon Ralph having enough operating capital to lease equipment to get his contractor's work done as he has all these years, but when his taxes are raised even a little bit, pow Ralph lays off a worker, rents less from Bob and Bob buys less from John Deere or Caterpillar and this causes these giants to cut back on steel purchases from NuCor, which is a fine American Corporation. Buy Nucor under $37 a share and sell at $45, over and over again.
Nucor (NUE)NYSE is a good bell weather stock on how the economy is running. At Under $32 a share it is a Urban Poverty Law Center strong buy and hold. If Obama and his henchmen who run the greatest economy killing apparatus in modern history are turned out and a real supply side President and Congress are let in in 2012, there will be dancing in the streets. Stand back and watch Americans get back to the business of making money. Obamacare must also be turned back.
Jack Maybolt clairvoyant moment: November, 2012: Obama is defeated and the senate and congress is tipped into Tea Party territory by a huge margin. Wednesday Dow closes early because limits on upward gains are passed in first minutes of trading and this time of economic exuberance continues til the Christmas doldrums.
All businesses want is certainty. What are my fixed liabilities, and what is my profit. Obama's waffling on tax rates gives businesses who may pass 10 million dollars across the books each year, and show only a 5% profit a case of nerves.
Governments print money, businesses make it.
Governments take money away that the businesses make.
How much of each dollar I earn in America should I be able to keep?
The politicians must make this a fixed amount before the demons of finance and business can be unleashed. Uncertainty about regulations, tax rates, health care brought about by the neophyte who occupies the Oval Office gives all businesses pause. The US economic clutch is depressed, business cannot function with uncertainty.
Pop the clutch President Obama, lower taxes on everybody and watch the economy speed off down Recovery Road!
You know, the clutch, that peddle under the dash on the far left, where you and your friends live? Stepping on the accelerator with the clutch depressed adds no momentum, which is what spending money like porkuli 1,2, and now 3 is doing.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Monday, September 12, 2011
California Pols Get Taste Of What Inflation Via Deficit Spending Does To Savers, Urban Poverty Law Center
These are the best of times to be watching the shenanigans across this great big wonderfully diverse nation. These are the worst of times to be a California Democrat Politician with a large war chest. Seems Kinde Durkee, treasurer for many of the top Pols in California including Diane Feinstein and Loretta Sanchez got sticky fingers and took a rather large sum of campaign cash to help defray some of her increasing expenditures.
Feinstein sources say she had a campaign war chest upwards of $5 million dollars, and now her balance is showing $47 and 13 cents. She will be completely wiped out once the bank charges her the $50 user fee for accounts that fall below $500 at anytime in any given month. Bad luck.
I have been a strong proponent of spending money before it is worthless or is stolen or is inflated away by well meaning bureaucrats in Washington, DC. A fat bank account is something to be treasured and affords its owner some wee bit of security, if even fleetingly.
When I was first out of college and gainfully employed I once bragged to an older colleague, that I had salted away $8,877 in my retirement account. He was a grizzled old timer who had bought and remortgaged his house 4 times making plays on gold mines through out his life time. He leaned back hand on chin and then came out with a very poignant observation that has affected me all the rest of my life.
He said, "Well young Jack Maybolt, your family is going to see to it that you get a really fine nursing home when you retire."
His statement burned me to my core. I had an epiphany.
Anyway, enough about my fine nursing home when I retire, I began this to comment on how the news of Ms. Durkee's appropriations of her Democrat Pol's campaign monies is big news akin to the headlines "Man Bites Dog", whereas if our taxes are raised by this bunch of crony capitalism practicing cretins or if they deficit spend by trillions, it is treated as a "Dog Bites Man" story relegated to the lesser read sections of the newspaper.
Of course Ms. Kinde Durkee should be charged with embezzlement and misappropriation of funds, and if convicted should serve her time as the law is written. But until that time, I believe she has placed the shoe on the other foot by her act of insightful taking from those who are used to doing the taking.
I would tax all political contributions at 50% and open up the money to all givers. Just post a list of your generous contributors to stay legal, and I would allow mountains of cash to flow from all over the world. Perhaps we could knock off some of the deficit if we had the good sense to do this. We are just kidding ourselves if we believe limiting contributions to US citizens and amounts keeps them any more honest. A turd is still a turd, even if served up on a fresh bed of lettuce with a parsley sprig garnishment, the turd will still stand out. Taxing turds will not change them either, but makes us think they have some skin in the game like the rest of us.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Having Congress watch your money is like having your dog watch your food."
Mark Twain
Feinstein sources say she had a campaign war chest upwards of $5 million dollars, and now her balance is showing $47 and 13 cents. She will be completely wiped out once the bank charges her the $50 user fee for accounts that fall below $500 at anytime in any given month. Bad luck.
I have been a strong proponent of spending money before it is worthless or is stolen or is inflated away by well meaning bureaucrats in Washington, DC. A fat bank account is something to be treasured and affords its owner some wee bit of security, if even fleetingly.
When I was first out of college and gainfully employed I once bragged to an older colleague, that I had salted away $8,877 in my retirement account. He was a grizzled old timer who had bought and remortgaged his house 4 times making plays on gold mines through out his life time. He leaned back hand on chin and then came out with a very poignant observation that has affected me all the rest of my life.
He said, "Well young Jack Maybolt, your family is going to see to it that you get a really fine nursing home when you retire."
His statement burned me to my core. I had an epiphany.
Anyway, enough about my fine nursing home when I retire, I began this to comment on how the news of Ms. Durkee's appropriations of her Democrat Pol's campaign monies is big news akin to the headlines "Man Bites Dog", whereas if our taxes are raised by this bunch of crony capitalism practicing cretins or if they deficit spend by trillions, it is treated as a "Dog Bites Man" story relegated to the lesser read sections of the newspaper.
Of course Ms. Kinde Durkee should be charged with embezzlement and misappropriation of funds, and if convicted should serve her time as the law is written. But until that time, I believe she has placed the shoe on the other foot by her act of insightful taking from those who are used to doing the taking.
I would tax all political contributions at 50% and open up the money to all givers. Just post a list of your generous contributors to stay legal, and I would allow mountains of cash to flow from all over the world. Perhaps we could knock off some of the deficit if we had the good sense to do this. We are just kidding ourselves if we believe limiting contributions to US citizens and amounts keeps them any more honest. A turd is still a turd, even if served up on a fresh bed of lettuce with a parsley sprig garnishment, the turd will still stand out. Taxing turds will not change them either, but makes us think they have some skin in the game like the rest of us.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Having Congress watch your money is like having your dog watch your food."
Mark Twain
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Looks Toward The Sun, SOLYNDRA: Canary In The Mine Moment
No one should be shocked to learn of another green energy failure, especially as it relates to harnessing the power of the Mayan Sun God, Dennis Kinich Ahau, pronounced with a silent "u" at the end. A quick check on Wikipedia advises he is designated as "God G". His depictions in art and sculpture show him as "a middle aged man with an aqualine nose, large square eyes that are crossed with a filled incisor" where a tooth was dislodged from his mouth when he was accidentally struck by a wayward comet in the 2nd century AD. Story is that he didn't see it coming.
Furthermore He is known for His flashy smile, almost too brilliant to behold even on a cloudy day. He is said to possess a beautifully soothing baritone voice that makes Him a popular speaker on the lecture circuits, especially in the Northeastern US. He reads proficiently in difference to his crossed eyes.
His favors do not come cheaply. He requires the heart of a virgin to be cut out and offered to Him at each sunrise and sunset on the days of the calendar months that contain an "R". In months with no "R". Hearts from toddlers born to mothers of only children are sacrificed. The sex of the toddler is completely up to the high priest in charge of sacrifice.
No solar energy company will achieve profit until the requirements of God G are met. It is a physical impossibility.
President Obama knows this. Van Jones, his jolly green communistic community organizer studied ancient religious studies at the University of Tennessee at Martin under Dr. William Adolph Hitler-Stalin, not those Hitler-Stalins, but they could have been distant relatives. Commissar V. Jones seeks out companies who need government loans and arranges for these loans and gets a generous kick back for his hostile activities.
Solyndra Industries is a Commissar Vandelyn Cletus Jones creation. Vanderwahl Clive Jones lends a whole new meaning to green jobs. Watch the green money disappear into a hole never to be seen again. $535 million to Solnydra Solar panels where they learned it is not profitable to make and sell solar panels in today's market where the price of panels to run a small home requiring 1 and a half kilowatts of energy a day would cost about $50,000, a 47 year pay off at today's energy rates. Most people do not live in a home for 5 years much less, 47. Then you have to keep them clean and they do not last for ever. As long as it is a novelty product it will not make any money and makes no sense to pursue.
For now solar energy has gimmick written all over it. Burning wood is more efficient and cost effective. Solar panels will continue to be a feel good step the Matt Damons of the world can take to give back some of their unearned wealth so they can go to sleep at night believing the mountains of money they take out of the economy for acting did not take food off the table of some young toddler in the ghetto. Every good liberal knows that the economy is a finite pie. Your slice directly affects every other slice. Your economic foot print is related to the size of your slice. Hollywood garners large portions. Ghetto's not so large.
Add solar energy panels to owning a Prius and touting a highly progressive income tax structure to assuage the Wealthy Liberals of their guilt for their gluttony of the limited economic pie. Hey, 50 million babies have been aborted in this country so they did not have to go to bed hungry and cold, so you can make your millions acting in fantasy action hero films. But hey you pay your taxes and watch your carbon footprint. Yes, Matt, there is room in heaven for you, if the camel can pass through the eye of a needle you should get to the front of the line when the time comes.
God G, greed, government, gluttony, here comes the sun and it will shine the light on all the cockroaches good or bad.
Sleep well, Matt, Van, Solyndra Industries, President Obama. The Mayan god of the sun, Kinich Ahau has crossed eyes and cannot see you, but our God, the Awesome One, has no such handicaps. He truly knows your soul.
My grandfather was a fine fellow, a country doctor. He worked hard and lived a righteous life, spurning organized religion for jaunts in nature on his Sunday mornings off work. He preached to me as we fished during church services; "Life was too short not to do what was right!" Fishing feels right.
I wish our politicos would follow this simple tenet, instead of the hedonistic jingles they hear playing like elevator Muzak in their great big empty skulls.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, High Priest Imam for The Urban Poverty Law Center
Any Liberals may make a contribution to UPLC Contact my Secretary Susan Blunderdoss, she is in the phone book.
"Jack, somehow I just knew church and swim lessons were wasted on you." Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
Furthermore He is known for His flashy smile, almost too brilliant to behold even on a cloudy day. He is said to possess a beautifully soothing baritone voice that makes Him a popular speaker on the lecture circuits, especially in the Northeastern US. He reads proficiently in difference to his crossed eyes.
His favors do not come cheaply. He requires the heart of a virgin to be cut out and offered to Him at each sunrise and sunset on the days of the calendar months that contain an "R". In months with no "R". Hearts from toddlers born to mothers of only children are sacrificed. The sex of the toddler is completely up to the high priest in charge of sacrifice.
No solar energy company will achieve profit until the requirements of God G are met. It is a physical impossibility.
President Obama knows this. Van Jones, his jolly green communistic community organizer studied ancient religious studies at the University of Tennessee at Martin under Dr. William Adolph Hitler-Stalin, not those Hitler-Stalins, but they could have been distant relatives. Commissar V. Jones seeks out companies who need government loans and arranges for these loans and gets a generous kick back for his hostile activities.
Solyndra Industries is a Commissar Vandelyn Cletus Jones creation. Vanderwahl Clive Jones lends a whole new meaning to green jobs. Watch the green money disappear into a hole never to be seen again. $535 million to Solnydra Solar panels where they learned it is not profitable to make and sell solar panels in today's market where the price of panels to run a small home requiring 1 and a half kilowatts of energy a day would cost about $50,000, a 47 year pay off at today's energy rates. Most people do not live in a home for 5 years much less, 47. Then you have to keep them clean and they do not last for ever. As long as it is a novelty product it will not make any money and makes no sense to pursue.
For now solar energy has gimmick written all over it. Burning wood is more efficient and cost effective. Solar panels will continue to be a feel good step the Matt Damons of the world can take to give back some of their unearned wealth so they can go to sleep at night believing the mountains of money they take out of the economy for acting did not take food off the table of some young toddler in the ghetto. Every good liberal knows that the economy is a finite pie. Your slice directly affects every other slice. Your economic foot print is related to the size of your slice. Hollywood garners large portions. Ghetto's not so large.
Add solar energy panels to owning a Prius and touting a highly progressive income tax structure to assuage the Wealthy Liberals of their guilt for their gluttony of the limited economic pie. Hey, 50 million babies have been aborted in this country so they did not have to go to bed hungry and cold, so you can make your millions acting in fantasy action hero films. But hey you pay your taxes and watch your carbon footprint. Yes, Matt, there is room in heaven for you, if the camel can pass through the eye of a needle you should get to the front of the line when the time comes.
God G, greed, government, gluttony, here comes the sun and it will shine the light on all the cockroaches good or bad.
Sleep well, Matt, Van, Solyndra Industries, President Obama. The Mayan god of the sun, Kinich Ahau has crossed eyes and cannot see you, but our God, the Awesome One, has no such handicaps. He truly knows your soul.
My grandfather was a fine fellow, a country doctor. He worked hard and lived a righteous life, spurning organized religion for jaunts in nature on his Sunday mornings off work. He preached to me as we fished during church services; "Life was too short not to do what was right!" Fishing feels right.
I wish our politicos would follow this simple tenet, instead of the hedonistic jingles they hear playing like elevator Muzak in their great big empty skulls.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, High Priest Imam for The Urban Poverty Law Center
Any Liberals may make a contribution to UPLC Contact my Secretary Susan Blunderdoss, she is in the phone book.
"Jack, somehow I just knew church and swim lessons were wasted on you." Mother Maybolt, 1926-2008
Friday, September 9, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Analysis of American Unemployment
At the Urban Poverty Law Center, we stay awake so you do not have to. Unemployment in the United States is running at about 9.1 to 16% depending upon whose numbers you wish to cite.
The American unemployed, or as I like to call them, the Workforce Temporarily Held in Reserve, is a rough approximation of deficit government spending compared with the nation's gross domestic product.
President Obama's insistence on spending 1.4 trillion dollars in deficit is about 10% of our GDP. When George Bush was in office, he had 4.8% unemployment and 0.5 trillion dollar deficits with a 12 trillion GDP.
Could the Maybolt Law of Governmental Deficit Spending accurately predict our Workforce Temporarily Held in Reserve? It is an interesting postulate.
As the brightest resident of Cedar Grove, Tennessee, a man who holds both a PhD and MD and was the Punt, Pass and Kick contest winner at the University of Tennessee in 1972, and had a dog named Bob, I believe deficit spending by government is directly related to unemployment numbers through the gross domestic product.
Our Government produces nothing. It leases oil sites, airway bandwidth, trees from national forests, acts as a guard dog and watch dog, enforces the laws as it sees necessary often without a blind eye and with prejudice. It currys favors for important big shots of industry. It cows its people. It has become to big to succeed.
Our government has outgrown its nation. I have not left my government, my government has left me.
We regretfully no longer have a government of the people, by the people and for the people. It is government of the government, by the government and for the government. The people are just there to fund the behemoth. And if the people question the great wisdom of our vaulted leadership a la tea party, they are invited to go to hell, ridiculed as tea baggers, and threatened to be taken out like so many son of bitches.
Really America, really, is this the best we can do? The time has come to unshackle our people from the chains of big government. Declare your liberty, declare your right to be a citizen under the bill of rights. Time for revolution. Not a bloody revolution because our founders setup the process where citizens could make the revolutionary changes needed in our leadership one vote at a time.
The squealing you hear from Washington, DC is from the pigs who have become accustom to being more equal than other pigs and see their time at the federally funded feed trough ending soon. That great gasp you hear from their crony cheerleaders in the mega media is that same realization that the jig is up. Keep squealing, Jimmy Hoffa,jr, Congresswoman Waters, Congresswoman Pelosi, Congressman Andre Carson, Jon Stewart, Rosie Garofaloaf O'Donnel, Albert Gore, jr, and the myriad of others who are the bellweathers of freedom's march back for the people. The louder they get, the closer we the people are to the goal posts.
Game on! Pump up the volume!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
The American unemployed, or as I like to call them, the Workforce Temporarily Held in Reserve, is a rough approximation of deficit government spending compared with the nation's gross domestic product.
President Obama's insistence on spending 1.4 trillion dollars in deficit is about 10% of our GDP. When George Bush was in office, he had 4.8% unemployment and 0.5 trillion dollar deficits with a 12 trillion GDP.
Could the Maybolt Law of Governmental Deficit Spending accurately predict our Workforce Temporarily Held in Reserve? It is an interesting postulate.
As the brightest resident of Cedar Grove, Tennessee, a man who holds both a PhD and MD and was the Punt, Pass and Kick contest winner at the University of Tennessee in 1972, and had a dog named Bob, I believe deficit spending by government is directly related to unemployment numbers through the gross domestic product.
Our Government produces nothing. It leases oil sites, airway bandwidth, trees from national forests, acts as a guard dog and watch dog, enforces the laws as it sees necessary often without a blind eye and with prejudice. It currys favors for important big shots of industry. It cows its people. It has become to big to succeed.
Our government has outgrown its nation. I have not left my government, my government has left me.
We regretfully no longer have a government of the people, by the people and for the people. It is government of the government, by the government and for the government. The people are just there to fund the behemoth. And if the people question the great wisdom of our vaulted leadership a la tea party, they are invited to go to hell, ridiculed as tea baggers, and threatened to be taken out like so many son of bitches.
Really America, really, is this the best we can do? The time has come to unshackle our people from the chains of big government. Declare your liberty, declare your right to be a citizen under the bill of rights. Time for revolution. Not a bloody revolution because our founders setup the process where citizens could make the revolutionary changes needed in our leadership one vote at a time.
The squealing you hear from Washington, DC is from the pigs who have become accustom to being more equal than other pigs and see their time at the federally funded feed trough ending soon. That great gasp you hear from their crony cheerleaders in the mega media is that same realization that the jig is up. Keep squealing, Jimmy Hoffa,jr, Congresswoman Waters, Congresswoman Pelosi, Congressman Andre Carson, Jon Stewart, Rosie Garofaloaf O'Donnel, Albert Gore, jr, and the myriad of others who are the bellweathers of freedom's march back for the people. The louder they get, the closer we the people are to the goal posts.
Game on! Pump up the volume!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Mascot Dies
Death. The final solution. The grim reaper. Harvester of souls. The common final denominator. Feared or revered but never shared and never avoided. The last tango.
The great cosmic trip to where? It is like our births alone and personal.
Where did Bob, the 11 yr old Italian Greyhound, with a fatal case of heart worms,go yesterday when he drew and blew his last breath and his heart was stilled? Thus leaving me to mourn selfishly for my loss. At the end he was Bob's head atop a skeleton with brown skin stretched over it. He had lost a lot of weight. He could barely walk from his bed in the garage to his sunning spots beside the gum tree. He stopped eating three days ago. When I greeted him as he lay in his death bed, he still wagged his little tail up until the end. He was my friend.
My relatives insisted I take Bob to the vet and "put him down." I preferred him to die in his own bed with his family of dogs and me around him. It was a doggy version of hospice, but we did not give him any narcotics to speed his release.
I began to dig his grave about 15 minutes before his death. He was a little fellow with a great big heart. Sure he killed a chicken or two in his time, but chickens belong in the pen where they are safe, and Bobby was just protecting his turf.
He was an athlete. He was blazing fast. He was so small often the larger dogs, a Walker Hound, and two lab mixes who share our home would step on Bob and all hell would break loose with Bob letting his clumsy transgressor know who was who. He was all bark and no bite as they say and the larger dogs who are all younger respected Bob, the old guy, and never answered his protests with any aggression.
I am a believer in life eternal, and I believe Bob has a soul just as sure as you and I have souls. If I am lucky, Bob will get reincarnated and we will be together for another few years.
Frankly, I wonder if I have enough time left for another dog in my lifetime?
Dogs are fine companions, but God was right to not let them speak to us. That could have screwed the whole "man's best friend" thing up.
The Skit:
Jack: Bob, what are your plans today?
Bob: I thought I would go over to the barn to check for loose chickens.
Jack: Bob, how many times have I asked you not to kill the chickens?
Bob: I know, Jack. But I can't help myself. It is in my nature.
Jack: In that case I am going to tie you to this tree for the rest of the day as this is in my nature.
Bob: Only if you can catch me, fat ass!
Jack: Come back here you little SOB!
I am a sad dog owner. But my sadness now is but a trifling payment for the 11 years of joy Bob brought into my life.
Godspeed Bobby! Your presence blessed us for many years. I love you.
Jack Maybolt
The great cosmic trip to where? It is like our births alone and personal.
Where did Bob, the 11 yr old Italian Greyhound, with a fatal case of heart worms,go yesterday when he drew and blew his last breath and his heart was stilled? Thus leaving me to mourn selfishly for my loss. At the end he was Bob's head atop a skeleton with brown skin stretched over it. He had lost a lot of weight. He could barely walk from his bed in the garage to his sunning spots beside the gum tree. He stopped eating three days ago. When I greeted him as he lay in his death bed, he still wagged his little tail up until the end. He was my friend.
My relatives insisted I take Bob to the vet and "put him down." I preferred him to die in his own bed with his family of dogs and me around him. It was a doggy version of hospice, but we did not give him any narcotics to speed his release.
I began to dig his grave about 15 minutes before his death. He was a little fellow with a great big heart. Sure he killed a chicken or two in his time, but chickens belong in the pen where they are safe, and Bobby was just protecting his turf.
He was an athlete. He was blazing fast. He was so small often the larger dogs, a Walker Hound, and two lab mixes who share our home would step on Bob and all hell would break loose with Bob letting his clumsy transgressor know who was who. He was all bark and no bite as they say and the larger dogs who are all younger respected Bob, the old guy, and never answered his protests with any aggression.
I am a believer in life eternal, and I believe Bob has a soul just as sure as you and I have souls. If I am lucky, Bob will get reincarnated and we will be together for another few years.
Frankly, I wonder if I have enough time left for another dog in my lifetime?
Dogs are fine companions, but God was right to not let them speak to us. That could have screwed the whole "man's best friend" thing up.
The Skit:
Jack: Bob, what are your plans today?
Bob: I thought I would go over to the barn to check for loose chickens.
Jack: Bob, how many times have I asked you not to kill the chickens?
Bob: I know, Jack. But I can't help myself. It is in my nature.
Jack: In that case I am going to tie you to this tree for the rest of the day as this is in my nature.
Bob: Only if you can catch me, fat ass!
Jack: Come back here you little SOB!
I am a sad dog owner. But my sadness now is but a trifling payment for the 11 years of joy Bob brought into my life.
Godspeed Bobby! Your presence blessed us for many years. I love you.
Jack Maybolt
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Deja Vu All Over Again, UPLC Sees Replay of 1970's: Dollar Wins!
I have been alive long enough to realize, as my dear old granny used to say at any opportunity, "there is nothing new under the sun." The current financial crisis is a replay of the late 70's and 80's, albeit on steroids since our white collar criminal class has gotten bolder and quite a bit larger.
Remember the dollar fell to record lows against a basket of foreign currencies, down to about 80 yen per dollar where previous pegs to this currency was in the 144 to 120 yen range. Gold jumped to astronomical levels, somewhere in the $800 per ounce, and silver rode up to $50 an ounce on Bunky Hunt's play. Then the crisis, I can not recall what it was maybe it was the Iranian Hostage crisis that doomed Jimmy Carter and hastened Ronald Reagan's ascension to the Presidency or the Soviet's play for Afghanistan or a combination of events, but something shook the international markets and the dollar rose from the ashes, gold dropped to $400 an ounce almost over night and all was well with the greenback.
I think all that is left to bring the world markets back to their senses is a crisis, which will probably involve Israel v Iran this time over the latters insistence it be a grown up in the world community and develop nuclear weapons of mass destruction. Only then will the monied interest realize America, with all its problems and corruption, is still the safest place to place a wad of money in the world. Europe is a joke, China needs to feed 1.3 billion people everyday, that is a lot of rice cakes, India needs to feed a billion people a day. Look around, who has the printing presses and the army to back it?
The run up in gold will halt with the international crisis. I do not know when it will occur, but they recently announced that Iran had placed its nuclear generating facility on line last week, so the rods are cooking and the waste product is weapons grade nuclear materials. The Israelis will act in their best interests as they should. Every nation follows this basic tenant of human nature.
Look for the dollar to strengthen v the other world currencies. We still need oil to be priced at about $40 a barrel to spur economic growth around the world.
I know you are thinking, Jack you are full of Sh--! We are in a deflationary inflationary time warped speed trap, a black hole of debt. Bubbles bursting in stocks, housing, commercial real estate, metals and commodities soaring to unheard of gains. The fed is printing money to monetize the debt.
Ok, maybe I am wrong. I can live with that. But the trick is to not let most of the rubes who invest see it coming, so to be smart bet a little on my proposition as it may play out. Long on the dollar, short on the euro. Even with all its warts(read current administration) the USA is a good bet to right its ship because of the wisdom of its free people.
The election of fiscally responsible leaders in 2010 was just the opening salvo. The real battle will be won in 2012. There are still some adults left in America. Not everybody smoked dope, like this current bunch of arrested adolescents who by a quirk of fate find themselves in charge. Come on, 2012!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"There is nothing new under the sun, if you do not consider Lady Gaga." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008
Remember the dollar fell to record lows against a basket of foreign currencies, down to about 80 yen per dollar where previous pegs to this currency was in the 144 to 120 yen range. Gold jumped to astronomical levels, somewhere in the $800 per ounce, and silver rode up to $50 an ounce on Bunky Hunt's play. Then the crisis, I can not recall what it was maybe it was the Iranian Hostage crisis that doomed Jimmy Carter and hastened Ronald Reagan's ascension to the Presidency or the Soviet's play for Afghanistan or a combination of events, but something shook the international markets and the dollar rose from the ashes, gold dropped to $400 an ounce almost over night and all was well with the greenback.
I think all that is left to bring the world markets back to their senses is a crisis, which will probably involve Israel v Iran this time over the latters insistence it be a grown up in the world community and develop nuclear weapons of mass destruction. Only then will the monied interest realize America, with all its problems and corruption, is still the safest place to place a wad of money in the world. Europe is a joke, China needs to feed 1.3 billion people everyday, that is a lot of rice cakes, India needs to feed a billion people a day. Look around, who has the printing presses and the army to back it?
The run up in gold will halt with the international crisis. I do not know when it will occur, but they recently announced that Iran had placed its nuclear generating facility on line last week, so the rods are cooking and the waste product is weapons grade nuclear materials. The Israelis will act in their best interests as they should. Every nation follows this basic tenant of human nature.
Look for the dollar to strengthen v the other world currencies. We still need oil to be priced at about $40 a barrel to spur economic growth around the world.
I know you are thinking, Jack you are full of Sh--! We are in a deflationary inflationary time warped speed trap, a black hole of debt. Bubbles bursting in stocks, housing, commercial real estate, metals and commodities soaring to unheard of gains. The fed is printing money to monetize the debt.
Ok, maybe I am wrong. I can live with that. But the trick is to not let most of the rubes who invest see it coming, so to be smart bet a little on my proposition as it may play out. Long on the dollar, short on the euro. Even with all its warts(read current administration) the USA is a good bet to right its ship because of the wisdom of its free people.
The election of fiscally responsible leaders in 2010 was just the opening salvo. The real battle will be won in 2012. There are still some adults left in America. Not everybody smoked dope, like this current bunch of arrested adolescents who by a quirk of fate find themselves in charge. Come on, 2012!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"There is nothing new under the sun, if you do not consider Lady Gaga." Mother Maybolt, 1925-2008
Monday, September 5, 2011
UPLC Take On Hoffa's Rant and Andre Carson's Bilge
Jimmy Hoffa, Junior looks like the Pillsbury Dough-Boy, but acts like Albert Gore, Junior after being rebuffed by a middle aged masseuse who refused to release his middle chakra in his hotel room in Seatle, Washington last year. Seems Jimmy, like many others who benefit from the great greasy govermental teat, suffers from, Post-Traumatic Tea Party Detractor's Syndrome or PTTPDS for short.
"We've got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: it is the tea party, that bunch of overpaid, under taxed middle class Americans that are trying their damnest to keep da Union Worker down. Boots on our necks. It was da Tea Party and Bill Clinton who sent our jobs to Mexico, and China, and da Tea Party that wants to lower taxes and shrink da size of da federal government. What is a Union Goon to do? What do they think, Union Goons live free?"
I asked Jimmy, Junior to break down the Union Worker's attitude toward the tax paying American and he said the following:
"Jack Maybolt, here is da way it is. Da Union is on top of da heap. Den you gots your government employees, followed by da politicians, and den da school teachers, da fire and police, da airport groppers, den yous got da non-union apes, and lastly holding all this up is da regular old Tea Party Pukes."
"Jacky, we gots a good thing going and we ain't about to give it up to a bunch of white-a--ed punks in no f--king Tea Party." We control da counting of votes. Capasci amigo?"
"Jacky, when Obama re-organized General Motors, who got to keep theirs, da Tea Party members who held da bonds, or da Union goons? Goons win, goons win!"
"Jacky, if a Union goon wants to kick some Lily white Tea Partiers a--, tell me who gonna stop him? Police?....in da union, army?... in da union. Da judge...controlled by da unions? Nobody will stop a Union Goon from kicking some a-- if it needs kicking!"
"Jacky, we gonna take these son of bitches out and give back America to da America where it should be a place every union worker can earn a living. You see, we are da union, see us roar. We are da tail wagging da dog! We are da wet in water, da pow in power, we are da pee in people, and da us in USA. We are the judge. We are the jury, and we are the executioners!"
"Jacky, don mess wid da Union!"
I am taking his good advice, but I will no longer look for the union label, but the union libel. It is all gonna be downhill from here.
Other known and admitted sufferers of PTTPDS include:
Andre Carson, congressman from Indiana who told a group of black congressmen and women in Florida over the weekend that the members of congress who support the tea party "would love to see you and me hanging from a tree."
I suspect if we give Congressman Andre Carson enough cord with his public microphone he will hang himself. I think I can hear his stridorous screeching from my basement bedroom on C-Span now.
I estimate there are between 80 to 100 million tea party members who will take to the polls in 2012 and the face of government will be lifted out of the corrupt cesspool that has become Washington, DC.
I believe our Union brothers and sisters must make other plans as the government trough that fed them all these years is running out of slop. After 2014 and with Obama Care, our nation will be both broke and dissolute.
These are interesting times in which we find ourselves.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Great money and great power draws thugs like bojo flies to a rotting corpse." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
"We've got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: it is the tea party, that bunch of overpaid, under taxed middle class Americans that are trying their damnest to keep da Union Worker down. Boots on our necks. It was da Tea Party and Bill Clinton who sent our jobs to Mexico, and China, and da Tea Party that wants to lower taxes and shrink da size of da federal government. What is a Union Goon to do? What do they think, Union Goons live free?"
I asked Jimmy, Junior to break down the Union Worker's attitude toward the tax paying American and he said the following:
"Jack Maybolt, here is da way it is. Da Union is on top of da heap. Den you gots your government employees, followed by da politicians, and den da school teachers, da fire and police, da airport groppers, den yous got da non-union apes, and lastly holding all this up is da regular old Tea Party Pukes."
"Jacky, we gots a good thing going and we ain't about to give it up to a bunch of white-a--ed punks in no f--king Tea Party." We control da counting of votes. Capasci amigo?"
"Jacky, when Obama re-organized General Motors, who got to keep theirs, da Tea Party members who held da bonds, or da Union goons? Goons win, goons win!"
"Jacky, if a Union goon wants to kick some Lily white Tea Partiers a--, tell me who gonna stop him? Police?....in da union, army?... in da union. Da judge...controlled by da unions? Nobody will stop a Union Goon from kicking some a-- if it needs kicking!"
"Jacky, we gonna take these son of bitches out and give back America to da America where it should be a place every union worker can earn a living. You see, we are da union, see us roar. We are da tail wagging da dog! We are da wet in water, da pow in power, we are da pee in people, and da us in USA. We are the judge. We are the jury, and we are the executioners!"
"Jacky, don mess wid da Union!"
I am taking his good advice, but I will no longer look for the union label, but the union libel. It is all gonna be downhill from here.
Other known and admitted sufferers of PTTPDS include:
Andre Carson, congressman from Indiana who told a group of black congressmen and women in Florida over the weekend that the members of congress who support the tea party "would love to see you and me hanging from a tree."
I suspect if we give Congressman Andre Carson enough cord with his public microphone he will hang himself. I think I can hear his stridorous screeching from my basement bedroom on C-Span now.
I estimate there are between 80 to 100 million tea party members who will take to the polls in 2012 and the face of government will be lifted out of the corrupt cesspool that has become Washington, DC.
I believe our Union brothers and sisters must make other plans as the government trough that fed them all these years is running out of slop. After 2014 and with Obama Care, our nation will be both broke and dissolute.
These are interesting times in which we find ourselves.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Great money and great power draws thugs like bojo flies to a rotting corpse." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center To Publicize DSK Rape Of The Underclass
I have been contacted by the New York City Chambermaid who was molested by one time titular head of the International Monetary Fund, chairman, Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
Strauss-Kahn with his wife at his side sailed into Charles de Gaulle Airport yesterday am, after an eight and a half hour flight from New York. In a brief statement to a fawning French Socialist press, Mr. Strauss-Kahn, admitted to joining the mile high club no less than three times with five of the seven flight attendants and the flight officer of the Air France Flight, while his wife, Anne Sinclair slept.
"My time incarcerated in the New York City penile system has left me with some pent up desires. Does anyone know what I have been through? Please no further questions. I am very chaffed and will need some time alone with my wife, Anne Sinclair. We will be making a public statement soon. It is too soon to consider a run for the French Presidency. I will leave all my options on the table for now. Let me close in saying it is good to be back on French soil, where the staff in the finest hotels understand the unique relationship the very powerful hold over commoners."
The chambermaid, Ms. Naifissatou Diallo, has had her reputation sullied by powerful international interests when she took a chance and reported the non consensual sexual encounter with DSK, "Deranged Sexual Kook!" as she refers to him, in his $3000a night suite in the posh New York City Hotel.
Ms. Diallo has contacted the Urban Poverty Law Center to present her case against DSK and allow the court of world opinion to be the judge of what happened that day in the suite, when DSK charged her in a turgid and lurid attack on her person, tearing her underclothing and staining her dress with his precious bodily fluid.
"Masseur Mayboo, it was over so fast, I thought he was kidding, play acting, and den de offensive odor of an unwelcome emission hit me like a brick to de head. I realized I had been violated as a woman and a human being."
"I did not know who dis tiny wart of a man was when de attack took place. Only when I informed my supervisor did we learn of his status. I thought in America things would be different. De powerful exploit de powerless be it America or Marrakesh it is how it will be. De liberal elites give lip service to freedom and equality under de law, but it is not worth de paper it is written on if de judge is corrupt."
"All pigs are equal, but some pigs are more equal than others."
I have written to Ms. Diallo and will back her and allow her to use this forum to get her story out there. Justice must be served. For privileged pukes like Dominique Strauss-Kahn to be set free on the underclass is unacceptable. Who made him the judge, the jury, and the executioner?
Does the international court in Brussels issue "double OH 69 licenses" to powerful bureaucrats as a license to rape the underclasses?
What is your name 0069?
Kahn, Dominique Kahn!
Jackson D. Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Sadly, the difference between making love and rape is often only a few dollars and honoring a business deal." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
"I knew I was taking a great risk when I first made de charges against a man of such great importance. I just hope it saves someone else from his vicious and lewd advances." Naifissatou Diallo, chambermaid
Strauss-Kahn with his wife at his side sailed into Charles de Gaulle Airport yesterday am, after an eight and a half hour flight from New York. In a brief statement to a fawning French Socialist press, Mr. Strauss-Kahn, admitted to joining the mile high club no less than three times with five of the seven flight attendants and the flight officer of the Air France Flight, while his wife, Anne Sinclair slept.
"My time incarcerated in the New York City penile system has left me with some pent up desires. Does anyone know what I have been through? Please no further questions. I am very chaffed and will need some time alone with my wife, Anne Sinclair. We will be making a public statement soon. It is too soon to consider a run for the French Presidency. I will leave all my options on the table for now. Let me close in saying it is good to be back on French soil, where the staff in the finest hotels understand the unique relationship the very powerful hold over commoners."
The chambermaid, Ms. Naifissatou Diallo, has had her reputation sullied by powerful international interests when she took a chance and reported the non consensual sexual encounter with DSK, "Deranged Sexual Kook!" as she refers to him, in his $3000a night suite in the posh New York City Hotel.
Ms. Diallo has contacted the Urban Poverty Law Center to present her case against DSK and allow the court of world opinion to be the judge of what happened that day in the suite, when DSK charged her in a turgid and lurid attack on her person, tearing her underclothing and staining her dress with his precious bodily fluid.
"Masseur Mayboo, it was over so fast, I thought he was kidding, play acting, and den de offensive odor of an unwelcome emission hit me like a brick to de head. I realized I had been violated as a woman and a human being."
"I did not know who dis tiny wart of a man was when de attack took place. Only when I informed my supervisor did we learn of his status. I thought in America things would be different. De powerful exploit de powerless be it America or Marrakesh it is how it will be. De liberal elites give lip service to freedom and equality under de law, but it is not worth de paper it is written on if de judge is corrupt."
"All pigs are equal, but some pigs are more equal than others."
I have written to Ms. Diallo and will back her and allow her to use this forum to get her story out there. Justice must be served. For privileged pukes like Dominique Strauss-Kahn to be set free on the underclass is unacceptable. Who made him the judge, the jury, and the executioner?
Does the international court in Brussels issue "double OH 69 licenses" to powerful bureaucrats as a license to rape the underclasses?
What is your name 0069?
Kahn, Dominique Kahn!
Jackson D. Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Sadly, the difference between making love and rape is often only a few dollars and honoring a business deal." Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
"I knew I was taking a great risk when I first made de charges against a man of such great importance. I just hope it saves someone else from his vicious and lewd advances." Naifissatou Diallo, chambermaid
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Given Advance Copy Of President Obama's Job's Speech
I do not deserve the attention I am getting from our illustrious leaders in Washington, but for some reason I have been included in the select few who get to read the planned speech on jobs that President Obama is to deliver on next Thursday evening in front of a joint session of congress and his 20 million supporters who are all but a handful, government employees.
His Jobs Czar, Robert Rothseignbergur Smith-Jones, IV, has sought me out to make my comments on the content. I have enclosed excerpts that I found interesting and objectionable. I did not sign a waiver of silence. Here it is, warts and all.
"Good evening, Mr. President, Mr. Speaker, members of congress, and my fellow Americans. Tonight I want to talk to you about something that is very important, not only to our countrymen but to this great big family style government that is here to serve you, our fellow Americans.
I know it seems like it has grown like topsy since I took over as your supreme leader just a little over two years ago. But along with serving in many distinct areas from border protection, to terror prevention, to keeping the air we breathe and the water we drink safe for our citizens, to maintaining an armed force which is the envy of the world, to providing each of our citizens affordable health care, to making sure all our children have their educational needs met, and that our citizens who have fallen on hard times do not fall through the cracks that are forming in the safety nets of our infrastructure, we also print and borrow money to spend on our friends in businesses that support us with generous contributions!
But I did not come here tonight to talk about all the waste and profligate spending which we have undertaken over the past three years. That is water under the bridge to nowhere. I am Barack Hussein Obama and I am here to talk jobs for ordinary Americans.
I am talking about unemployment and the problems it presents our society. Our neighbors are hurting. Unable to add minutes to a phone plan, some of our fellow Americans have given up looking for work. These are the worst of times, and yet the best of times for our millionaires and billionaires, many of whom are clamoring to pay more of a share in taxes.
Warren Buffett, a billionaire, by his own admission does not think it fair to pay less than his secretary in federal income taxes. I agree. I think we can all agree on this.
Sarah Palin is a nincompoop and a dimwitted bimbo with a nice pair of legs. I don't mind if she runs out on those perfectly molded legs and gets the fellows in the West Wing of the White House some Maxwell House coffee, but as CEO? Well, you get my drift.
Ditto Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. She'd look better under the desk in the Oval Office than behind it. She is not very large. Cute as a button, as they say.
As part of my jobs proposal tonight I am asking the congress, both the republican controlled house and the democrat controlled senate to have a bill on my desk in the morning that will employ 35 million Americans immediately, and create a product that can be sold world wide for a huge profit and that has low overhead. We will take these profits and plow them back into the business of business and hire another 35 million Americans and double our productivity. These are high paying jobs with full benefits including dental insurance!
The product is not to add to the earth's carbon dioxide load and should be green.
I have asked the US Treasury to hire these people to print our new gold backed money, which I am announcing here tonight for the first time. Each goldbondobama unit, will come in denominations of the quarter-bama, half-bama, bama, fivebama, tenbama, twentybama, fiftybama, hundredbama and the 1000bama, the thousandbama. These will be taking the place of the green back which has seen this country through some tough times.
This new currency will carry the full faith and credit of the United States and be legal tender for all debts both public and private. As yet, we have not pegged the bama to gold, but think the 1000bama will be redeemable for a half ounce of pure gold. Gold you can touch and sink your teeth into if you so desire. I have just ordered that gold in private hands is illegal and all your gold must be turned into the treasury department by next week or the fine is severe. We know who owns the gold and we need it to save our jobs.
Joe Biden will be happy to answer any questions you might have regarding our plans.
Thank you and God Bless America!"
As the president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, it is a fine plan and a wonderful speech. I will reserve judgement on how well, the vice president preforms until after the event.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
"Gold and silver, like sugar and spice and everything nice should back America's currency! Do we look stupid, or what?" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
His Jobs Czar, Robert Rothseignbergur Smith-Jones, IV, has sought me out to make my comments on the content. I have enclosed excerpts that I found interesting and objectionable. I did not sign a waiver of silence. Here it is, warts and all.
"Good evening, Mr. President, Mr. Speaker, members of congress, and my fellow Americans. Tonight I want to talk to you about something that is very important, not only to our countrymen but to this great big family style government that is here to serve you, our fellow Americans.
I know it seems like it has grown like topsy since I took over as your supreme leader just a little over two years ago. But along with serving in many distinct areas from border protection, to terror prevention, to keeping the air we breathe and the water we drink safe for our citizens, to maintaining an armed force which is the envy of the world, to providing each of our citizens affordable health care, to making sure all our children have their educational needs met, and that our citizens who have fallen on hard times do not fall through the cracks that are forming in the safety nets of our infrastructure, we also print and borrow money to spend on our friends in businesses that support us with generous contributions!
But I did not come here tonight to talk about all the waste and profligate spending which we have undertaken over the past three years. That is water under the bridge to nowhere. I am Barack Hussein Obama and I am here to talk jobs for ordinary Americans.
I am talking about unemployment and the problems it presents our society. Our neighbors are hurting. Unable to add minutes to a phone plan, some of our fellow Americans have given up looking for work. These are the worst of times, and yet the best of times for our millionaires and billionaires, many of whom are clamoring to pay more of a share in taxes.
Warren Buffett, a billionaire, by his own admission does not think it fair to pay less than his secretary in federal income taxes. I agree. I think we can all agree on this.
Sarah Palin is a nincompoop and a dimwitted bimbo with a nice pair of legs. I don't mind if she runs out on those perfectly molded legs and gets the fellows in the West Wing of the White House some Maxwell House coffee, but as CEO? Well, you get my drift.
Ditto Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. She'd look better under the desk in the Oval Office than behind it. She is not very large. Cute as a button, as they say.
As part of my jobs proposal tonight I am asking the congress, both the republican controlled house and the democrat controlled senate to have a bill on my desk in the morning that will employ 35 million Americans immediately, and create a product that can be sold world wide for a huge profit and that has low overhead. We will take these profits and plow them back into the business of business and hire another 35 million Americans and double our productivity. These are high paying jobs with full benefits including dental insurance!
The product is not to add to the earth's carbon dioxide load and should be green.
I have asked the US Treasury to hire these people to print our new gold backed money, which I am announcing here tonight for the first time. Each goldbondobama unit, will come in denominations of the quarter-bama, half-bama, bama, fivebama, tenbama, twentybama, fiftybama, hundredbama and the 1000bama, the thousandbama. These will be taking the place of the green back which has seen this country through some tough times.
This new currency will carry the full faith and credit of the United States and be legal tender for all debts both public and private. As yet, we have not pegged the bama to gold, but think the 1000bama will be redeemable for a half ounce of pure gold. Gold you can touch and sink your teeth into if you so desire. I have just ordered that gold in private hands is illegal and all your gold must be turned into the treasury department by next week or the fine is severe. We know who owns the gold and we need it to save our jobs.
Joe Biden will be happy to answer any questions you might have regarding our plans.
Thank you and God Bless America!"
As the president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, it is a fine plan and a wonderful speech. I will reserve judgement on how well, the vice president preforms until after the event.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
"Gold and silver, like sugar and spice and everything nice should back America's currency! Do we look stupid, or what?" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
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