Hugo Chavez and I do not agree on much politically speaking. I believe in freedom and he is a Marxist, statist. He believes he can survive rectal cancer that has mets and chemotherapy. If he has renal failure as the news reports today, he may not need to buy that set of radial tires for his bullet proof SUV.
Hell, he may not even need an "all day sucker" for any of you children of the 50's out there that remember these.
Farewell, my brother. Choose your replacement carefully.
Hey, with any luck, Precedent Obama will be available in Jan of 2013. And if he needs to be a citizen of Venezuela, a requirement that was waved here, I am certain his people can come up with a birth certificate that will pass muster in Caracas.
Viva La Revolucion!
Good luck, Hugo. You have been an inspiration to many Americans to keep our borders strong and our military alert.
I wish you a painless transition to your new realm.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Urban Poverty Warns Morgan Freeman As He Shoots Dolphin From Piers
Morgan Freeman has accused over one half of the nation of racism!
In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"
Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?
After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.
"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"
"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.
Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.
"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."
"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"
_________________
When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.
If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.
I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.
Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.
I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.
After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?
Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!
I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.
The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!
With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!
Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.
We are the disagree-ists.
Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.
Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.
Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?
Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
.
In an interview aired yesterday on CNN, Mr. Freeman alerted Piers Morgan, "the tea party was going to do what ever it takes to get a black man outta here!"
Is he beginning to slide down the slippery slope of age related dementia?
After Morgan Freeman realized the gravity of his charges of racism against many of his fans who adore the aging black actor who shares a soothing baritone voice with our illustrious Precedent Barack Hussein Obumbler, he tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.
"Piers, did you know I am divorcing Myrna Colly-Lee, my wife of 26 years to marry my step-grand daughter, E'Dena Hines?"
"Well, I like my fruit fresh, you know what I mean?" The old fool was quoted as saying.
Piers, looking as if he smells what Morgan Freeman just stepped in, then took the ball and tried to move it forward from there.
"Tell me a little about your new movie, set to premier this week."
"Piers, it is about a dolphin that washes up on a beach without a tail. A young white boy finds it and I help develop a new tail for this poor dolphin. That dolphin is the perfect metaphor for me and my life as it stands right now. My wife is my old tail, which I no longer want, and E'Dena is my new tail! Beautiful how life imitates art. I am that dolphin!"
_________________
When the Dixie Chicks slammed a president in England all those years ago, their careers cratered. People in public life have freedom of speech just like the rest of us, but should they express their views openly? Only time will tell if Morgan Freeman will get away with his stupid Garofaloism, and we shall see if the poor bastards who financed his most recent film pay for Morgan's indiscretion at the box office.
If group a hates group b because of race, religion or political beliefs, group a is racists. If the San Francisco based gerbil, Garofalo and Morgan Freeman hate the tea baggers because they believe them to be group "a", then Garofalo and Morgan are haters.
I will coin a new term for anybody who is intolerant of any person, place or thing or belief, custom or sexual perversion.
Hate-ist - any person who knowingly or unwittingly hates anything anywhere.
I hate Morgan Freeman, does that make me a racist and a hate-ist? No, Jack you hate his attitude, not his color. You hate Gerbil Garofalo and she is white, I think.
After some thought, I do not hate Morgan Freeman, but I find his views incompatible to mine. I am more of a disagree-ist. However, I do hate Garofalo as I am a misogynist. I hate all women I find too unattractive to have sex with, but that is just me, and thus far the only women on that short list are Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell, and Hillary Clinton, only if she is allowed to open her mouth and speak! I mean no disrespect, but we all have our standards. Right Morgan?
Morgan Freeman and I are on the same page with that one. On this we can agree, high five, Morgan!
I disagree with Garofalo and Freeman about their views on "the teabaggers" as they are so fond of spewing. They are the Hate-ists.
The Tea Party disagrees with the Precedents philosophy of wealth redistribution and growing the public sector at the expense of the private sector and grand thefts at the Treasury of trillions of dollars spent on seemingly nothing, and now want the tea party to pay for the party. A party they did not even attend. Taxation without representation is what we have. Taxation with repression and without representation is what you and your ilk in office wants for us. We have seen your foolishness and it must stop. We are taking the necessary steps to stop it. In 2010 the tea party made its down payment on representation. 2012 will be ever more devastating to your cause!
With any luck, after the next election, we can suspend the first amendment and strengthen the second so we do not have to know we disagree with you since we will not allow you to speak your mind as your thinking will be out of vogue!
Just because Precedent Obama is blackish, really a deep tan, you may comfort yourself that it is all about racism, but it is more about private property. The Tea Party is actively against socialism, communism and statism. If you worked for it, you earned it. How much of each dollar I earn should I be able to keep from the public feed troughs? Your answer, not much. Our answer, all of it. So you see there is some middle ground on which we can compromise. We are just pushing back against the kleptocracy that is entrenched in the halls of government. Pare back government to the good and necessary services, check the balances and then get back to us if you find you really need to raise taxes.
We are the disagree-ists.
Morgan Freeman and Janeane "the gerbil" Garofalo will find that fewer disagree-ists will go and pay money at a hate-ists event.
Ask the Dixie Chicks how their flight into defaming our president over there back then is going for them now.
Hate-ists in show business should be seen and not heard. The Box Office results for Morgan Freeman and his Dolphin Tale will bear me out on this. Or is old Morgan Freeman too big to fail and the Obama administration can give him some of that unspent stimulus money so he too, as a "Friend of Barack", can get a big, fat half a billion dollar government backed loan for a solar energy panel making plant and retire from the business?
Many Tea Baggers may forego attending "A Dolphins Tale" to save the $10 dollar ticket price, that really cost them $15 dollars of earnings after they pay state, local, federal, gasoline taxes, while Precedent Obama tosses half a billion dollar loans to his political donors out the window like confetti. Say Morgan, who is showing better judgement, us or them?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center 15 August, 2011 BlogsTrue: Soros Shorts Euro, Dollar Rallies
I refer the gentile reader to my prediction/read between the lines of an interview Gorged Soros (sic) gave Der Speigel last month dated 15 August, 2011.
I will be gone for the next 10 days undergoing a mandatory sensitivity training at the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, California.
My battle with the current Precedent and attackwatch.com did not go well.
Anyway, my nephew, Jacob Maybolt has agreed to place a blog or two in my absence if he can pull himself away from the video games long enough to write something.
I know you will enjoy his insights as a recent high school graduate in this politically correct hell hole where we find ourselves trapped like bacteria on a petri dish at the Centers For Disease Control in Maryland, left unattended over a long Christmas break.
I will be back on October 4, 2011 God willing and the creeks don't rise.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Betty Ford will find Maybolts are just sensitive enough." Mother Maybolt 1923-2008
I will be gone for the next 10 days undergoing a mandatory sensitivity training at the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, California.
My battle with the current Precedent and attackwatch.com did not go well.
Anyway, my nephew, Jacob Maybolt has agreed to place a blog or two in my absence if he can pull himself away from the video games long enough to write something.
I know you will enjoy his insights as a recent high school graduate in this politically correct hell hole where we find ourselves trapped like bacteria on a petri dish at the Centers For Disease Control in Maryland, left unattended over a long Christmas break.
I will be back on October 4, 2011 God willing and the creeks don't rise.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Betty Ford will find Maybolts are just sensitive enough." Mother Maybolt 1923-2008
Monday, September 19, 2011
Attackwatch.com Cites Urban Poverty Law Center Reportage
Somebody reported this site to the watch troll group recently established by the "Commie Tea To Re-Elect Precedent Obama!
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Attackwatch.com has sent me the following:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Mayblot (sic)
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Urbanpovertylawcenter.blogspot.com
Attackwatch.com
Basement Office, West Wing Secret Bunker
White House, Washington DC
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Mr. Mayblot:
Attackwatch.com has received a complaint about a blog you pen as it relates to our interpretation of claims you make against
our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama. I was given the unenviable task of pouring over your 100 plus blogs, many of them unreadable and obviously the work of an illiterate with too much spare time and a computer.
We take umbrage with your column dated September 17, 2011 in which you suggest " is he a coke blowing homosexual with a membership in a secret gay bathhouse in Chicago along with its current mayor?" There is not a gram of fact to your innuendo.
We demand you remove any gay references to our president immediately or you will be singled out for an audit. The source of your white lie was a Republican trickster code named Deep Choke who was hired by Sarah Palin to smear Barack Obama and send the white, bible toter-gun clinger votes over to McCain. It almost worked, but for our Acorn affiliates in the big cities.
Further, our president, Barack Hussein Obama only experimented with cocaine because of the Reagan Administration's policy when the CIA targeted young blacks in the famous attempt to destroy the black family and create a dependent class of blacks too addled to ever make it to the ballot box again. And FYI the President hasn't enjoyed any blow since Bill Clinton's last visit to the White House. I strongly suggest you edit your material to jive with the facts. Who is to say the DEA might just pay your place a visit and find a kilo of methamphetamine? Capisco?
In your September 14, 2011 rant you accuse our beloved President of leading an " administration that believes printing money and handing it out to its cronies in big business and the unions is good policy." and "never met a tax it did not love." Fact:
we printed the money necessary to avoid a depression and this administration is a net tax cutter not a tax hiker! We suggest you get your facts right in the future, or the ATF and E will find seven kilo's of C-4 under your desk in the basement where your computer is located. Catch my drift?
Who is funding you? The Koch brothers? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Our investigative team will be looking into your life, Mr. Mayblot! We already know about your sexual debauchery. We know you like big butts and like to make love with the lights on, even during daylight hours! We have found your out of wed lock love child who was conceived with a first cousin in the back seat of a 1967 AMC Ambassador as you and your family were traveling to visit your sick grandmother in Nashville.
In sum, Jack, if I can call you that? You are on our radar screens and we will call you on anymore falsehoods as it relates to our president. I see you are from Cedar Grove, Tennessee. I can almost hear the banjo music. Tell me Jack, do you wear your KKK hood while blogging and the cape with or without underwear? I bet it is without. I bet it is hard to type with one hand, eh?
I wonder what a black light examination of your computer room would look like? The Milky Way on a moonless night I suspect!
I have dealt with hundreds of your type, Jack Mayblot. You are disgusting!
Sincerely,
S
Thurgudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Attackwatch.com
My reply:
19 September, 2011
Jackson Delano Maybolt, MD, PhD
President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Cedar Grove, TN
Thrugudt Bundergarten, Esq, III
Investigator, Attackwatch.com
West Wing Secret Bunker Basement Office
The White House
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Bundergaylicker:
I am not your charge. I dance to no mans music, save my own. I will not be cowed by your threats. The truth can not be silenced. Your facts are all wrong about my cousin, she was a second cousin. Hah!
However, this having been said, my blog is for sale and the first $1.6 million dollars cash takes it, warts and all.
Get back to me, there is a little wiggle room in that price.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Reviews Joe McGinniss Book: The Rogue: The Search for the Real Sarah Palin
Joe, is that you? Say it ain't so Joe!
Joe McG. has written a book about Sarah Palin which includes references to each premarital sexual encounter and an alleged brief brush with cocaine and weed. Whoop, whoop! Is that all you got, Joe? No woman on woman love or donkey shows in Tijuana, what about wife swapping lines after book signings in "the village" in New York, where you met Nancy in 1970?
Is this the same Nancy D. who traveled to Vietnam in 1971 as a freelance photographer and spent a steamy 4 weeks with an army reporter named Albert Gore, Jr dodging his middle chakra only for the first two of their 28 nights together? Yuck!
And what about your encounters with the priest when you were an altar boy in 1954? As a 12 year old boy you are not to blame for those acts of sodomy, but you should have told your parents about them. I, for one, do not believe man on boy love is a sin, if the two involved truly love each other, but it is a little creepy. Have you considered having your memory erased if this is still on your mind?
Joe, I do not know you, but I think I have the start of a really good biography on you with just what I have put together in the previous three paragraphs. I will end my biographical report on you and will instead ask you if you think your reportage of Sarah Palin, who is not President of the United States, and is a private citizen just like you and Nancy D., is ethical? I lie, I continue my attack below.
I suggest you look into the current occupant of the White House and see if you can find three people who knew him when he was a boy in Hawaii, or a student at any of the three colleges he attended, or why his social security number seems reserved for Connecticut, or if he is a coke blowing homosexual member of a secret men's bath house in Chicago along with its current mayor?
This is a lot more intriguing than whether or not Sarah Palin had a normal premarital sex life. At least she did not sleep with Albert Gore, Jr like some people you know! I am not blaming your partner for her loose standards, after all it was the sixties, the sexual revolution, and the birth control pill and bra burning was great for those of us who came to sexual awareness in those heady times. Having sex back then was as casual as shaking hands. It was great! Then we got Roe v Wade passed so Nancy did not have to get anymore of those back alley and dangerous abortions! Five, wasn't it or did I miss one or two?
I have a misogynistic friend who has been a cuckold in each of his three marriages who is fond of saying: "All women are whores, except for your mother. But her mother was a whore!" I try to correct him and have him substitute the word "slut" for "whore" and he will have none of it as he says too much of his utterance would be lost in the translation were he to make that switch.
Sarah Palin did not drop out of Mount Holyoke because it had demerits and curfews and dorm lock downs at night, but your partner did. I find it enlightening that you find Sarah Palin's sexuality fair fodder for a book, but now you must get ready for the same magnifying glass into your own misspent life.
I know you are laughing, but I will offer 25 cents to anyone who knew your wife before or after you were married who did not have sex with her. I will make the same offer in reverse for you and any of your sexual dalliances either before or after your marriage. And Joe, if viagra cannot make it work now, you cannot claim your quarter for recent sexual inactivity with her. I know you banged her in the past or how would you explain Joe McG. Jr and his dog, Vegas. By the way is Vegas ok?
I mean nothing by that last statement as I am a dog lover and I am not a Union member, but what you have done to the Palins is creepy to most of middle America and I am man enough not to let you get away with it without some small admonishment in this inconsequential little blog, written by a crippled handicap who could not put three words together if it weren't for spell and edit check.
I am sure your neurons are not snapping together as they once did and now you find yourself having to write drivel to make a living. I do not think William Shakespeare or Mark Twain, William Faulkner or Ernest Hemingway fell to such dizzying lows as you. When the later lost the muse he did what any real man of letters worth his salt does; pow, off to the afterlife.
Joe, this last book signals the end of your remarkable literary career! Give it up, alcohol and age combine to addle the mind. Your muses left when you moved to Wasilla with the intent to besmirch a beautifully typical American family with more to offer our country and its sick political system than you and your family could ever dream.
You are a small-minded leftist puke and a has-been writer. You, if you make the history books, you will take your place beside Benedict Arnold and John Wilkes Booth as your toxic tomb can only be viewed as a literary assassination attempt against Sarah Palin. Nice try Jack-hole!
You sir, are a scoundrel, an unpleasant one at that!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Joe McG. has written a book about Sarah Palin which includes references to each premarital sexual encounter and an alleged brief brush with cocaine and weed. Whoop, whoop! Is that all you got, Joe? No woman on woman love or donkey shows in Tijuana, what about wife swapping lines after book signings in "the village" in New York, where you met Nancy in 1970?
Is this the same Nancy D. who traveled to Vietnam in 1971 as a freelance photographer and spent a steamy 4 weeks with an army reporter named Albert Gore, Jr dodging his middle chakra only for the first two of their 28 nights together? Yuck!
And what about your encounters with the priest when you were an altar boy in 1954? As a 12 year old boy you are not to blame for those acts of sodomy, but you should have told your parents about them. I, for one, do not believe man on boy love is a sin, if the two involved truly love each other, but it is a little creepy. Have you considered having your memory erased if this is still on your mind?
Joe, I do not know you, but I think I have the start of a really good biography on you with just what I have put together in the previous three paragraphs. I will end my biographical report on you and will instead ask you if you think your reportage of Sarah Palin, who is not President of the United States, and is a private citizen just like you and Nancy D., is ethical? I lie, I continue my attack below.
I suggest you look into the current occupant of the White House and see if you can find three people who knew him when he was a boy in Hawaii, or a student at any of the three colleges he attended, or why his social security number seems reserved for Connecticut, or if he is a coke blowing homosexual member of a secret men's bath house in Chicago along with its current mayor?
This is a lot more intriguing than whether or not Sarah Palin had a normal premarital sex life. At least she did not sleep with Albert Gore, Jr like some people you know! I am not blaming your partner for her loose standards, after all it was the sixties, the sexual revolution, and the birth control pill and bra burning was great for those of us who came to sexual awareness in those heady times. Having sex back then was as casual as shaking hands. It was great! Then we got Roe v Wade passed so Nancy did not have to get anymore of those back alley and dangerous abortions! Five, wasn't it or did I miss one or two?
I have a misogynistic friend who has been a cuckold in each of his three marriages who is fond of saying: "All women are whores, except for your mother. But her mother was a whore!" I try to correct him and have him substitute the word "slut" for "whore" and he will have none of it as he says too much of his utterance would be lost in the translation were he to make that switch.
Sarah Palin did not drop out of Mount Holyoke because it had demerits and curfews and dorm lock downs at night, but your partner did. I find it enlightening that you find Sarah Palin's sexuality fair fodder for a book, but now you must get ready for the same magnifying glass into your own misspent life.
I know you are laughing, but I will offer 25 cents to anyone who knew your wife before or after you were married who did not have sex with her. I will make the same offer in reverse for you and any of your sexual dalliances either before or after your marriage. And Joe, if viagra cannot make it work now, you cannot claim your quarter for recent sexual inactivity with her. I know you banged her in the past or how would you explain Joe McG. Jr and his dog, Vegas. By the way is Vegas ok?
I mean nothing by that last statement as I am a dog lover and I am not a Union member, but what you have done to the Palins is creepy to most of middle America and I am man enough not to let you get away with it without some small admonishment in this inconsequential little blog, written by a crippled handicap who could not put three words together if it weren't for spell and edit check.
I am sure your neurons are not snapping together as they once did and now you find yourself having to write drivel to make a living. I do not think William Shakespeare or Mark Twain, William Faulkner or Ernest Hemingway fell to such dizzying lows as you. When the later lost the muse he did what any real man of letters worth his salt does; pow, off to the afterlife.
Joe, this last book signals the end of your remarkable literary career! Give it up, alcohol and age combine to addle the mind. Your muses left when you moved to Wasilla with the intent to besmirch a beautifully typical American family with more to offer our country and its sick political system than you and your family could ever dream.
You are a small-minded leftist puke and a has-been writer. You, if you make the history books, you will take your place beside Benedict Arnold and John Wilkes Booth as your toxic tomb can only be viewed as a literary assassination attempt against Sarah Palin. Nice try Jack-hole!
You sir, are a scoundrel, an unpleasant one at that!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Obama Presidency Over: Fat Lady Has Sung, Train Has Left Him, Urban Poverty Law Center
The half of the country which was politically asleep in 2008, composed of people who were too busy working, raising the next generation of producers, and volunteering on weekends to pay any attention to politics has awakened to the huge political nightmare Barack Hussein Obama's election has wrought. Even Jon Stewart, the funny little midge at comity central, has focused his nearly empty cranial vault at Obama's deeds and not his words and finds him coming up short. Maybe Jon likes keeping some of the money he makes over there at Comittee Central, and after $4 trillion dollars of "stimulus spending", is beginning to see it Reagan's Way!
When the recession was new, the $877 billion dollar stimulus should have been used to give a 50% tax reduction to the producers in this country and the recession would have been averted. Lets face the facts. People spend money, governments waste it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt's jump start the failing Obama Economy Plan: No more government stimulus spending. Immediate tax holiday for the last quarter of this year. All earnings from September 15 through the end of this year are tax free, but the caveat is that it must be spent before April 15, 2012 on anything the consumer wishes. Businesses also have a tax holiday and may buy capital equipment which can be written off at 100% against future earnings.
During this time of tax freedom, Government must take a sabbatical. All regulators must travel to Greece where they can lie on the beaches and help pull the Greeks out of their funk. Government workers will be allowed to live free for the months of tax freedom while they do not get a paycheck above that of the typical social security recipient. Their debts would not accrue any more interest and only postponed until they are back in the workforce again at full wages.
Fire up the printing presses to keep the monies flowing to fund the entitlements.
Stand back, money in the hands of the producers will produce more money.
President Obama, follow my simple plan now and history will be kinder to you and your children will not have to change their names. Continue on your path towards destruction of the American Business Model, and you will have succeeded in bringing down the last best place in the world to live and feel what it is like to co-exist with leaders who have the peoples best interest at heart.
There is no reason to bring the failed policies of European Socialism to our shores, anybody who prefers that business model can migrate after filling out the appropriate forms and move over there. Once we have lost our model, we will be unable to compete with the little yellow men who have a government that subsidizes growth and steals technology and uses it to its advantage.
Contrast the little yellow man's plan with your own administrations plans which stifle growth and discourage innovation. An administration that refuses to acknowledge the importance of cheap and available energy as a fundamental requirement for growth and prosperity. An administration that believes printing money and pumping it to its cronies in big business and the unions is a good thing. An administration that never saw a tax it didn't love. Meanwhile the little yellow man is busy going all over the world and securing contracts for energy sources and tying up rare earth minerals essential to the manufacturing of all the technology they are stealing. And all you can do is feed the homeless at the soup kitchen? Really, Barack, really?
I cannot say it any plainer. Listen, dumb ass, America is your family! Like every family, we have people with different skill levels from the brilliant to the plain, from the industrious to the lazy, from the rich to the poor, and it has worked well without your meddlesome social engineering for over 200 years. We are a nation of laws. We only need a stable tax system to allow our businesses to thrive. Right now your administration is perceived as against success in America. Every move is designed to set roadblocks where none existed before. Your EPA is out of control, forcing closure of 500 coal fired plants. Before you do something so drastic get yourself a little yellow man and run it by him first. If he thinks it is a good idea, do it. If he quibbles, squash it!
This is all moot as of 2010. Your time has come and passed, Mr. Obama, if that is your real name? The choice is yours.
Lead the country out of the funk or follow your plan and walk the path to socialism alone and into the sunset where history will not be kind to your memory. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Kim, Pol Pot, and Obama. Mother Maybolt says you know the person by the company they keep. There is still time for you to move to America, it is clear that Americans will not move towards you. Nice try. We are all awake now and you know what the Japanese felt after Pearl Harbor; the full force of the sleeping giant will be directed at you and see to it you do not win this war your administration has against America.
America with all its flaws is still a far better place than any other in the world. You are killing the patient when all you intended was to remove a few warts. Warts that most Americans can live with.
You know what Weiner's loss in Brooklyn means to you and the Socialist Democratic Party, don't you?
As Vice President Joe Biden would say, one word: Game Over!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
When the recession was new, the $877 billion dollar stimulus should have been used to give a 50% tax reduction to the producers in this country and the recession would have been averted. Lets face the facts. People spend money, governments waste it.
Jackson Delano Maybolt's jump start the failing Obama Economy Plan: No more government stimulus spending. Immediate tax holiday for the last quarter of this year. All earnings from September 15 through the end of this year are tax free, but the caveat is that it must be spent before April 15, 2012 on anything the consumer wishes. Businesses also have a tax holiday and may buy capital equipment which can be written off at 100% against future earnings.
During this time of tax freedom, Government must take a sabbatical. All regulators must travel to Greece where they can lie on the beaches and help pull the Greeks out of their funk. Government workers will be allowed to live free for the months of tax freedom while they do not get a paycheck above that of the typical social security recipient. Their debts would not accrue any more interest and only postponed until they are back in the workforce again at full wages.
Fire up the printing presses to keep the monies flowing to fund the entitlements.
Stand back, money in the hands of the producers will produce more money.
President Obama, follow my simple plan now and history will be kinder to you and your children will not have to change their names. Continue on your path towards destruction of the American Business Model, and you will have succeeded in bringing down the last best place in the world to live and feel what it is like to co-exist with leaders who have the peoples best interest at heart.
There is no reason to bring the failed policies of European Socialism to our shores, anybody who prefers that business model can migrate after filling out the appropriate forms and move over there. Once we have lost our model, we will be unable to compete with the little yellow men who have a government that subsidizes growth and steals technology and uses it to its advantage.
Contrast the little yellow man's plan with your own administrations plans which stifle growth and discourage innovation. An administration that refuses to acknowledge the importance of cheap and available energy as a fundamental requirement for growth and prosperity. An administration that believes printing money and pumping it to its cronies in big business and the unions is a good thing. An administration that never saw a tax it didn't love. Meanwhile the little yellow man is busy going all over the world and securing contracts for energy sources and tying up rare earth minerals essential to the manufacturing of all the technology they are stealing. And all you can do is feed the homeless at the soup kitchen? Really, Barack, really?
I cannot say it any plainer. Listen, dumb ass, America is your family! Like every family, we have people with different skill levels from the brilliant to the plain, from the industrious to the lazy, from the rich to the poor, and it has worked well without your meddlesome social engineering for over 200 years. We are a nation of laws. We only need a stable tax system to allow our businesses to thrive. Right now your administration is perceived as against success in America. Every move is designed to set roadblocks where none existed before. Your EPA is out of control, forcing closure of 500 coal fired plants. Before you do something so drastic get yourself a little yellow man and run it by him first. If he thinks it is a good idea, do it. If he quibbles, squash it!
This is all moot as of 2010. Your time has come and passed, Mr. Obama, if that is your real name? The choice is yours.
Lead the country out of the funk or follow your plan and walk the path to socialism alone and into the sunset where history will not be kind to your memory. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Kim, Pol Pot, and Obama. Mother Maybolt says you know the person by the company they keep. There is still time for you to move to America, it is clear that Americans will not move towards you. Nice try. We are all awake now and you know what the Japanese felt after Pearl Harbor; the full force of the sleeping giant will be directed at you and see to it you do not win this war your administration has against America.
America with all its flaws is still a far better place than any other in the world. You are killing the patient when all you intended was to remove a few warts. Warts that most Americans can live with.
You know what Weiner's loss in Brooklyn means to you and the Socialist Democratic Party, don't you?
As Vice President Joe Biden would say, one word: Game Over!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Additions Of Newly Printed Money To Economy Wrong Approach, President Obama
Republican candidates for president debate Nero Obama as the United States economy burns while Obama plays "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" on Charlie Daniel's golden fiddle.
Precedency ([sic] held) of Barack Hussein Obama seems to be his "my way or the highway" latest offering to congress through his jobs plan, which he wrote himself with help from his pals at the Open Society and Vanderwahlbert Edsel K. Jones, now Green Jobs Commissar, formerly Communist Green Jobs Czar for the White House for a day. It is porkulus lite, but packs twice the punch of porkulus one and deux, which only spent 4.5 million dollars for every job saved or created, this plan promises only 2.25 million dollars for each job!
I am a cynic and believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle of 3.5 to 3.75 mil per job saved or created. Nothing has changed since the first two porkuli bills, unless you consider gold has risen from $1,143 and ounce to $1,856 an ounce and gasoline and diesel fuel have risen from $1.80 to $3.80 per gallon, and real American Wages have risen 0.26%, unless you work for the feds and you have seen your wages keep up. Thank you, Mr Precedent!
How does the Precedent intend to pay for his jobs machine? More of the same old failed policy plays from his rules for idiot radicals, taxes on the producers of wealth in a bold move to redistribute wealth from hot spots to cold spots. Taxing the wealthy is like taking a burning log off the boiler that is producing steam to run the engine which pulls the US economy forward, and letting it burn far removed from the boiler.
Sure the log burns, and energy is released, but not close enough to a boiler to cause any increase in the economy.
People who make money and create jobs in our economy have a proven boiler and economic engine. Their money buys the logs to heat the boiler and keep their part of the economic engine steaming down the road to success. Enter the Obamabots who take money by tax increases from successful businesses,there by robing them of their fuel, and pick winners like Solyndra Solar, which did not have a good economic engine with its boiler leaking like a sieve, bye-bye productivity, hello stagnation.
The Obamabots do not realize that all of America's engines of success depend upon the others. Bob's rental's depends upon Ralph having enough operating capital to lease equipment to get his contractor's work done as he has all these years, but when his taxes are raised even a little bit, pow Ralph lays off a worker, rents less from Bob and Bob buys less from John Deere or Caterpillar and this causes these giants to cut back on steel purchases from NuCor, which is a fine American Corporation. Buy Nucor under $37 a share and sell at $45, over and over again.
Nucor (NUE)NYSE is a good bell weather stock on how the economy is running. At Under $32 a share it is a Urban Poverty Law Center strong buy and hold. If Obama and his henchmen who run the greatest economy killing apparatus in modern history are turned out and a real supply side President and Congress are let in in 2012, there will be dancing in the streets. Stand back and watch Americans get back to the business of making money. Obamacare must also be turned back.
Jack Maybolt clairvoyant moment: November, 2012: Obama is defeated and the senate and congress is tipped into Tea Party territory by a huge margin. Wednesday Dow closes early because limits on upward gains are passed in first minutes of trading and this time of economic exuberance continues til the Christmas doldrums.
All businesses want is certainty. What are my fixed liabilities, and what is my profit. Obama's waffling on tax rates gives businesses who may pass 10 million dollars across the books each year, and show only a 5% profit a case of nerves.
Governments print money, businesses make it.
Governments take money away that the businesses make.
How much of each dollar I earn in America should I be able to keep?
The politicians must make this a fixed amount before the demons of finance and business can be unleashed. Uncertainty about regulations, tax rates, health care brought about by the neophyte who occupies the Oval Office gives all businesses pause. The US economic clutch is depressed, business cannot function with uncertainty.
Pop the clutch President Obama, lower taxes on everybody and watch the economy speed off down Recovery Road!
You know, the clutch, that peddle under the dash on the far left, where you and your friends live? Stepping on the accelerator with the clutch depressed adds no momentum, which is what spending money like porkuli 1,2, and now 3 is doing.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Precedency ([sic] held) of Barack Hussein Obama seems to be his "my way or the highway" latest offering to congress through his jobs plan, which he wrote himself with help from his pals at the Open Society and Vanderwahlbert Edsel K. Jones, now Green Jobs Commissar, formerly Communist Green Jobs Czar for the White House for a day. It is porkulus lite, but packs twice the punch of porkulus one and deux, which only spent 4.5 million dollars for every job saved or created, this plan promises only 2.25 million dollars for each job!
I am a cynic and believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle of 3.5 to 3.75 mil per job saved or created. Nothing has changed since the first two porkuli bills, unless you consider gold has risen from $1,143 and ounce to $1,856 an ounce and gasoline and diesel fuel have risen from $1.80 to $3.80 per gallon, and real American Wages have risen 0.26%, unless you work for the feds and you have seen your wages keep up. Thank you, Mr Precedent!
How does the Precedent intend to pay for his jobs machine? More of the same old failed policy plays from his rules for idiot radicals, taxes on the producers of wealth in a bold move to redistribute wealth from hot spots to cold spots. Taxing the wealthy is like taking a burning log off the boiler that is producing steam to run the engine which pulls the US economy forward, and letting it burn far removed from the boiler.
Sure the log burns, and energy is released, but not close enough to a boiler to cause any increase in the economy.
People who make money and create jobs in our economy have a proven boiler and economic engine. Their money buys the logs to heat the boiler and keep their part of the economic engine steaming down the road to success. Enter the Obamabots who take money by tax increases from successful businesses,there by robing them of their fuel, and pick winners like Solyndra Solar, which did not have a good economic engine with its boiler leaking like a sieve, bye-bye productivity, hello stagnation.
The Obamabots do not realize that all of America's engines of success depend upon the others. Bob's rental's depends upon Ralph having enough operating capital to lease equipment to get his contractor's work done as he has all these years, but when his taxes are raised even a little bit, pow Ralph lays off a worker, rents less from Bob and Bob buys less from John Deere or Caterpillar and this causes these giants to cut back on steel purchases from NuCor, which is a fine American Corporation. Buy Nucor under $37 a share and sell at $45, over and over again.
Nucor (NUE)NYSE is a good bell weather stock on how the economy is running. At Under $32 a share it is a Urban Poverty Law Center strong buy and hold. If Obama and his henchmen who run the greatest economy killing apparatus in modern history are turned out and a real supply side President and Congress are let in in 2012, there will be dancing in the streets. Stand back and watch Americans get back to the business of making money. Obamacare must also be turned back.
Jack Maybolt clairvoyant moment: November, 2012: Obama is defeated and the senate and congress is tipped into Tea Party territory by a huge margin. Wednesday Dow closes early because limits on upward gains are passed in first minutes of trading and this time of economic exuberance continues til the Christmas doldrums.
All businesses want is certainty. What are my fixed liabilities, and what is my profit. Obama's waffling on tax rates gives businesses who may pass 10 million dollars across the books each year, and show only a 5% profit a case of nerves.
Governments print money, businesses make it.
Governments take money away that the businesses make.
How much of each dollar I earn in America should I be able to keep?
The politicians must make this a fixed amount before the demons of finance and business can be unleashed. Uncertainty about regulations, tax rates, health care brought about by the neophyte who occupies the Oval Office gives all businesses pause. The US economic clutch is depressed, business cannot function with uncertainty.
Pop the clutch President Obama, lower taxes on everybody and watch the economy speed off down Recovery Road!
You know, the clutch, that peddle under the dash on the far left, where you and your friends live? Stepping on the accelerator with the clutch depressed adds no momentum, which is what spending money like porkuli 1,2, and now 3 is doing.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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