Friday, February 12, 2016

Why Donald Trump Must Become President

I have been around the block and I honestly believe Donald J. Trump is the medicine and America has a fever. He is a marvelous communicator, he has the timing of a well conditioned comedian, and unlike Jeb he is high energy. He is a brilliant man. He thinks faster than Hillary Clinton can wipe servers. He really does know what needs to be done in order to Make America Great Again!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president of the Urban Poverty Law Center does hereby declare my support for Donald J. Trump for president of the United States of America.

I am going to buy a tee shirt from the Trump for President web site now.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Bernie Sanders Feel The Spurn, How Hilllary Clinton Will Steal The Nomination: The V-Card

Bernie Sanders, the throw away candidate, chosen as a nominal rival to Hillary Rodham Clinton's run for the democrat nomination for president, is feeling the spurn. Spurned by the powerful insider interests who have propped up this very stale and wooden throwback to the 60's who came of age when Lawrence Welk was the most popular show on NBC. Most of the democrat electorate have never heard of Mr. Welk or his variety show, but this has not stopped this dinosour of the radical 60's from seeking her turn in the White House. Aside from being the wife of a nominally successful president back in the 90's, her portfolio is rather slim.

Sure she worked for a second rate law firm in Little Rock, was kicked off the committee to impeach President Nixon for unlawful acts back when honor was not just a word but guided men's actions. As a senator from New York, she sponsored three pieces of legislation that were passed, two of which were to name post offices and the third was of lesser consequence. As secretary of State, she logged more air miles than the space station, and managed to destabalize the middle east, Crimea, the Ukrane, and now her ineptness has spilled into Europe. Never has one woman causes so much world disorder and war since Helen of Troy.

Her slipshod handling of Top Secret and Top Top Secret emails at state has left us vulnerable to our enemies and probably is one of the reasons the Iran Treaty and Putin's parlances in Crimea, the Ukrane, and the Middle East have not been met with any real resistance. Blackmail is still a valuable tool in international games of chess. Mrs. Clinton is a fool. She is unable to see herself as others see her. A pompous aging power starved political harpie with a love of money only dwarfed by her large backside. She is out of touch with middle Americans whom she considers her inferiors.

She wears her vagina like a badge of courage. She is stuck in the 60's fighting the old, stale feminist battles which were won in the 80's and 90's by all the women save the ones sexually assaulted by her bimbo riding hubby, Bill.

When it is politically expedient, she has no problem denigrating her sisters of the vaginahood. Ask Juanita, Paula, Monica, Jennifer, or Kathleen what kind of support Hillary provided these victims of Bill and his super special pocket shark.

Hillary Clinton has nothing but contempt for Senator Sanders and his supporters. How dare they stand in the way of her coronation. It is pitiful that first your plans to be president are thwarted by a smooth talking first term senator from Illinois, and then a bonifided socialist from Vermont has been moping up against the most powerful vagina in the world.

Sometimes it takes more than a vagina to win an election. Yes, we can all agree vaginas are important, and our mothers all had one. Why my sisters also have one apiece, as does my wife, but a sexual organ does not qualify nor disqualify one from holding the highest office in the land.

Perhaps Mrs. Clinton Vagina will talk and let us know what her plans for the United States of America are? I am sure the press would love to interview her vagina and would splash it on the front page of every national newspaper.

One word of caution to Mrs. Clinton's Vagina. Loose lips sink ships. Use the secure email servers next time you are in a position to send or receive top secrets, lives depend upon it.

To most people vaginas are playgrounds, but to some twisted politicians from the 60's it is a political platform and forgive me if I think that is getting rather stale.

Bernie, you can't beat what you can't see. You are in for a tough fight with a candidate who will play the V-card against you.

Good luck.

I am

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Headline New Hampshire Primary: Hillary Beats Trump, 38% to 35%!

Well our Yankee candle burning cousins to the far Northeast have spoken. They have Hillary ,the Colossus, Clinton besting Trump by 3 percentage points. It is clear from these results that the Vajaja slipped by in a heated race to the finish line winning by a hair, one pantsuit worn grey kinky hair.

Many pundits state Trump fell into the New Hampshire "pussy trap" at the last minute which angered enough New Hampshire voters with split-shots in their shorts to pull the lever for America's former first Vajaja, Hillary Rodham Clinton!

As Rush Limbaugh so eloquently opined "We thank you for your cervix!"

Congratulations go out to the Colossus.

Trump and his supporters must now regroup after this defeat in New Hampshire and learn what they can from being bested by not "a pussy", but the woman whose loins support the world's grandest "political pussy" ever!

Trump and his campaign must learn never to get into a stink match with a campaign that purchases feminine hygiene products by the railcar load.

And watching former president Bill Clinton pimp his political pussy in its and his current condition is laughably sad. He looks as though some young intern successfully drained him of his precious bodily fluids. His voice is craggy and his hands shake like a madman at the crap table.

The former first daughter, Chelsea, pregnant again at 35, has inherited, not only her mother's powerful Vajage, but also her wooden and stiff public persona. I predict she will go far in politics if she could get off her back and stop dropping children out of her fun box long enough to chose a position other than missionary or doggie on the issues.

I admire this woman who recently admitted though she has tried and tried she cannot find the will to harbor her parent's "love of money!" For this I am grateful.

I am just waiting for the Clinton Foundation to give it all to charity not just the 14%.

I am

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center



Sunday, January 31, 2016

How Hillary Clinton's Stupidity With Mishandling America's Secrets Gave Away The Farm To Iran's Mullahs

Donald Trump is right about one thing. The negotiated agreement with Iran by team Obama, Kerry, and Hillary Clinton is the worst deal possible. Iran got $150 billion dollars, inspectionless inspections of its nuclear program, and they did not even release our citizens held in their jails! We got nothing!

The only plausable explanation for this is Iran had Closossus Clinton's State Department Top, Top Secret Emails, and were threatening to release all this information which would be very, very embarassing to the Big O-Hole administration. I suspect it had some rather unflattering comments about our Middle East allies including Israel and the Sauds, and other disparaging remarks about NATO.

And how does Putin walk all over the Middle East and Crimea without even a squeak of protest from Obamaland? He has the same documents as Iran. We cannot become great again until this current bunch of taffy makers is shown the door.

They have ruined America, brought back the cold war, and unleashed the horror of the caliphate which had laid dormant for over 1000 years. Can the genie be put back into the bottle again?

Trump will tell.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Monday, January 25, 2016

The Empty Missive, Urban Poverty On Display In NYC

Broncos and Panthers will be playing in Superbowl #Who knows, and Tom Brady will have to sit this one out. Peyton Manning has a chance to win another Superbowl and Papa Johns Pizza and Nationwide Insurance have picked a winner.

The voices calling for The Colossus, Hillary Rodham Clinton's inditement for crimes against our nation in her mishandling super top secret emissives on her personal server have grown in numbers and volume with Cade Mulcaskie of Cedar Grove, Tennessee adding his voice just last week at the Lavinia Diner.

"What she done was irresponsible! She give Iran, the Ruskies, and the Chinks free access to all our state secrets. Now they know where and when Hillary Clinton goes to the bar." I tried to explain to Cade, it didn't make no matter since she is no longer Secretary of State, but he was not swayed.

"Hillary is compromised," he continued. "She is running for the top office in the land. And all our enemies know her weaknesses and foibles!"

Well, old Cabe had me there, I did not know Cabe knew what foibles were and I dropped it.

Andrew Coumo, governor of New York City, has been seen on television directing his charges to stay off the streets or be arrested in his attempt not to look stupid like his father who completely flummoxed the last big snow storm in NYC. Even if Andy does everything perfectly with the storm, it will not change his impish looks nor will it make him a contender for President in 2020. Andrew looks like Charles Krauthamers sperm was used from the sperm bank by Andrew's mother all those years ago... not that there is anything wrong with Charlie's look, but Americans demand a handsome or beautiful commander in chief.

Cable demands nothing less, and the speaking voice must be pleasing to the ear, two reasons The Colossus, Hillary Rodham Clinton will never win. Her looks have faded, and her voice is grating, and her political philosophy is out of step with working Americans. Americans know The Colossus is out for making The Colossus, more Colossal at the expense of your average American. From the looks of the attendance at her scripted events, The Colossus is in trouble. She is fading faster than middle America's savings accounts in a Bernie Sanders presidency.

The nonstop attacks against The Donald are bouncing off like bullets fired at Superman. Trump has hit a chord with native Americans. His take no prisoner and anti-Political Correct talk has energized and awoken the great unwashed masses who out number the smaller group of sophisticates who like to think because of their great intellect should decide what is best for the rest. Open borders, confiscatory tax rates, 21 trillion dollar deficits, carbon credits, plastic electric cars, gun control, sugary drink bans, staying inside in a snow storm, EPA, Dept of Education, and others with functional SWAT TEAMS, funneling billions of dollars to your enemies, and limiting the terms of engagement so your enemy on the battlefield is never killed or injured are not popular positions in Realville.

And I am spent.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Observations And Wisdom Rarely Seen On Trump, Germany, Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton, and Jeb!

If the State Department releases one more cache of Hillary Clinton's emails the string holding this colossus together will fail and she will fall through her own buttonhole and then Albert Gore, jr will have a twin.

Ironically, State has asked the judge for an extra month because of the snow storm which blanketed Washington, DC with pure white privileged snow. The Colossus and her feeble string are saved.

The mayor of Cologne, Germany, Henriette Reker, was quoted last week in a city council meeting: "We are going to need more goats!" in response to her city's problem with Muslim immigrant ongoing sexual attacks on Germany's native female population. Like Amsterdam, where sex for hire is legal, Frau Reker, plans to legalize "petting zoos" in Cologne, to take the pressure off Germany's newest citizens.

Bathhouses have closed across Germany where the new arrivals have been attempting to grope the female swimmers, defecating in the kiddy pools and masturbating in the jacuzzis.

Frau Merkel, dismisses these actions as "only temporary" since these young men will mature and once their levels of testosterone drop in 20 years or so, the atrocities will fall off, and the second generation of immigrants will have been socialized in German Schools. Meanwhile, that is probably not a Baby Ruth floating in the kiddy pool in Germany. The US State Department has recommended Americans avoid public bath houses in Germany for now.

Donald Trump has stated he could shoot Megyn Kelly on 5th avenue along with the entire editorial board and writing staff for The National Review and not lose any voters!

I agree!

The media never film the crowds at Donald Trump's political rallies and he has made this part of his stump speech. I have advised his campaign to buy a mirror and bring it up on stage and redirect the cameras to the audience using the power of reflective light. We will see if it happens.

Jeb!'s mother came out this past week in support of her child's presidential run. If however Jeb! is not the nominee she will vote for Trump as will a majority of American patriots.

And lastly, Bill Clinton is looking like he "may have pissed on his last campfire". In stumping for his Colossus, Misses Hillary Clinton, in Iowa last week his hand had a noticeable tremor. Add his gaunt new look, skeletor in a three piece suit, and his fumbling the recent public queries into his sexual misadventures and he is more of a liability than an asset to his "wino" (wife in name only), the Colossus. I expect we will be hearing less and less from Bill and more and more from Chelsea Clinton, who has announced she has taken something very seriously which was poked at her in fun, and expecting her second spawn later this year, and that she "has tried very very hard to emulate her parent's love of money", but has fallen short of their level of greed and lust for power, proving the apple can fall far from the tree, but only if the apple is honest and telling the truth.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center





Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Donald J. Trump, Ralfael Edward Cruz and Sarah Palin, Oh My!

The three political heavy weights mentioned in the title are not operating independently. Governor Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump last night in Ames, Iowa was part of the plan to give Trump the lead spot on the ticket. And Senator Cruz's opposition to Ethanol subsidies in the Iowa farm belt is part of the plan to keep Trump on top and Cruz in second place.

If the plan hatched out by these three comes to fruition, they will have pulled the nomination away from the GOP elites who as we all know now are out for power and money and not at all interested in what the common voter, tax payer, citizen desires, but only kow to those bitter clingers who are desperately clinging to the basket of governmental handouts and insider favors, purchased with campaign contributions.

Donald Trump, self-funding billionaire, marching to no other man's drumbeat is a populist, red blooded American Male, who brings a refreshingly honest style of campaigning which has the self-serving media elites fuming and the American people cheering. His catapulting of political correctness up the behinds of the media who so viciously berated a good and decent American politician, Sarah Palin, is beautiful. And Americans cheered him on.

Trumps call for a wall and closing America's borders and stopping the endless march of undereducated and criminal immigrants, made Megyn Kelly's nose bleed and bloodied the media elites once again, and Americans cheered.

Trump calls out the media for dishonesty at every political event, and the Americans cheer.

Cruz knows he is a young man and Trump has 20 years of experience on him and Cruz will be wonderful as number 2.

Trump, Palin, and Cruz are the new trifecta. I hope their plan works because it is America's best chance to return to greatness and fiscal solvency.

The looting of the American treasury and its workers is about to end.

We will be lucky to get these three in place without having to bailout the bankers with one last trillion dollar stimulus/theft.

With the financial collapse watch Obama tear up and print up a few trillion for his swan dance, lame duck performance.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center