Sunday, May 31, 2020

Join Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery (PAAAT)

Lets face it folks, we are at war.  One side is for the destruction of America as we know it, and the other is for its preservation.  One is for globalism and open borders and the other is for our Nation.

It is time to make a choice!  Either we stand by and do nothing and watch the greatest experiment in self-governance wither and die or we step up to help out in any small way that we can.

And this is why I founded the PAAAT.   It is a nonviolent organization of American Patriots who will be the eyes and ears for our law enforcement agencies who quickly become  overwhelmed in riot situations.

Our mission is to identify Antifa and locate their transportation and safely hobble it by spiking tires or other nonviolent techniques.  A foot soldier is easier to defeat than a cavalry.

The government must grant us immunity in our mission or we cannot proceed, nor should we.

I have asked President Trump via presidential order to place a $100 bounty on Antifa transportation, $300 on buses.  I expect to hear back in public in the next couple of days.

These are desperate times we are living through and it takes all of the people to defeat anarchy.

When good people sit back and do nothing evil people will fill that void.

While out canvassing your neighborhood for Antifa thugs look for strangers, of slight build, pasty white complections, and dressed in black with back packs, as soon as they are out of sight and no others are near by, spike their tires, open the side wall as this cannot be repaired and if you spike all four, it will cost them about a $1000 or more to get that horse back on the road.  If we found a car for every 2 to 4 thugs, and there were 300 thugs per riot location, the PAAAT could clip them for about $75 to $150,000 to replace 300 to 600 tires and they would have to stay in local hotels and eat at any places they did not burn out.

This is the technique Sherman used against the South and the Native Americans, basic warfare stuff, and Bedford Forrest used it quite effectively against Sherman and Grant.

Taking that much money out of the game leaves less for drugs and bike locks and flashy back packs and black clothing allowances.  Bricks ain't cheap.  Sledge hammers are $40 or more at Lowes.

Make being Antifa hurt people!

Join the Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery now!

Its free and only you know that you are a member.

Remember loose lips sink ships.

Vote with your actions.

Jason Bourne Biden, V  guest columnist UPLC


Tuesday, May 19, 2020

A Most Peculiar Encounter

A young man presented himself to my farm yesterday asking for some money to buy  food while I was up at my mail box.  He stated he is trying to get back to the Colorado Rockies where the space ship is to pick him up.  He, as he explained it, was an emissary from Alpha Centurian placed here with the election of Donald Trump to prepare Earth for the harvest.

"The harvest, what harvest?"

"Where have you been," he chided me.

"The Universe is almost completely out of souls.  We were sent here to prepare you for this harvest of souls."  

At this point I was certain I was dealing with a certifiable nutcase.  But I decided to go along with him.

"We, who's we?"

"Me and 193 of my fellow Alpha Centurians.  One for each country in the world."  He said.

Well, there are 195 countries and I thought I had him there, but before I could call him on the mistake he said:

"We decided to exempt the country of See and its 800 residents."

He continued,  "Its political, the big wigs in our world have spoken and your Vatican City is spared from the harvest."

"The souls must be without sin, which are sort of like Wago beef, it's just better."  He continued.

"The one thing we did not consider was this Wuhan virus,  it has made the harvest nearly impossible.
We had plans for 6 billion souls, but the virus has a peculiar property.  It renders that soul useless for our purpose.  The great counsel of Stars has decided to move on.  Of course we will collect the aborted and the rare death not associated with Wuhan, but we will be leaving Earth.  This whole sheltering in place and that damn viurs has made it rather difficult for mass collections.  So Earth and its people are safe for now."

I gave this nut job $20 and he thanked me and turned back towards the Dollar General.

I collected my mail, and there it was!

My Stimulus Check!  If I had known this, I would have given that kook, $40.  

I am going to cash this check and go the the Titty Bar as soon as it opens.

I am fairly certain they would not be getting my soul.

Alpha Centurian, ha I bet that is not even a place.

I may be stupid, but I am not crazy.

Winniford Rufus Maybolt,  uncle to the Late Jackson Delano Maybolt,  President UPLC

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Will President Obama Pay For His Hubris

Hubris is valuable if one can buy someone for what they are worth and sell that one for what they thought they were worth.  And President Obama with his huge hubris burden is a profit waiting to be made.

President Obama, clever Harvard grad, felt certain he could sic his Justice Dept and FBI on Trump and take the Trump Presidency out.   Well, it did not turn out like Obama and his criminal cabal of anti-American consprirators planned.  Trump is still president, the Russia hoax is exposed as a cheap trick and the impeachment orchestrated by Adam Schiff fell flat interferring with President Trump's handling of the Corona virus emergency.

Did Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Comey and Biden expect Bill Barr to look the other way?  The real "by the book" LEO is Bill Barr, Ms. Rice.

And now Flynn has been exhonorated and the dubious case against him brought by his petulence, President Barak Hussein Obama,  Allah's acolyte, was an attempt to keep his administrative malfeasance under wraps.

Flynn and the Trump administrations might not understand Money to Mullahs, and the Paris Accords on global warming, or keeping American jobs overseas, and keeping America dependent on Middle East Oil Sheiks or arming ISIS, all issues not in the best interest of America and Obama, old boy, you supported all of them.  I haven't even mentioned your money laundering scheme with the Ukraine.

What about the sweatheart deals Vice President Joe Biden made for his son Hunter in the Ukraine and China, and the millions raked in by the Clinton Slush Pay for Play funds.  Maybe the new kid in town would question these shenanigans and unleash the full force and power of the Justice Dept and the FBI were it not so compromised by the your administration and its appointees.

The Flynn Affair, the Russia Hoax, The Mueller investigation, and the impeachment hoax is pointing to the former Obama Administration and its attempts to keep its criminality under the radar of the Trump Administration.

Epic Fail!

The first domino has fallen, and the chain reaction goes all the way to the top.  If you are lucky, Pres. Obama, you may get a cell right next to Bill and Hillary Clinton.  I hear they are a hoot.  Keep her away from ashtrays, however.  She has a hell of an arm.

Barr and Durham are taking names, and yours has popped up on the list.  Maybe time to catch a flight to Kenya before its too late?

Good luck and good riddance.

I'm sorry if you were just a pawn in global political games, but the buck has to stop somewhere and you were holding the title.

So will President Obama pay for his Hubris?  It is looking more like it since Flynn was released than ever before.

I hope you get out of the pokie in time to enjoy the beach house on Martha's Vineyard for the sacrifices you made for the deep state against the American people.

Treason is the reason.

You are either a very brave or a very gullible man.

Life is too short not to do what's right!

Your actions against Flynn, Trump, and America were clearly wrong.

The summer of trials for treason is upon us.

Enjoy your May.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Don't Tell Uncle Maybolt, I Found His Blog

Hey, I am Jackson Delano Maybolt's nephew, President Clinton D Maybolt, my mother loves Bill and Hillary Clinton and I was named after them.  You remember I wote about poor Uncle Jack's death by Sycamore Tree a few years back.

Anyway that was a long time back, I graduated from High School with a C+ average majoring in goofing and idle time and have had no real luck finding a job I liked or could keep given my penchant for sloth and grace.

Mom suggested I try my hand at writing and showed me Uncle Jackson's Blog.  She said it is viewed 5 to 10 times a day all over the world and if Google did not hide it, it could really take off.

First, Google AI, I am not a right wing nut like Uncle Jackson, I tend to like Biden and Bernie with a tiny bit of trouser tingle for Kamala Harris.  I bet her meat duster is sweet as candy.  Mom said to not be too gross with my introduction, but, hey, I am only 25 and still a version, verison, virgo, what's the word, I never had sex with anybody but myself.

So I wrote a joke.  It goes like this:

I was over at my cousin's house.  She was 16 and a sophmore in highschool and I was 16 in the eighth grade again.  She was advanced for her age, the school's nymphomaniac.

She says to me, I am going to take a quick shower and before moma gets home from shopping at Walmart, we are going to have kinky sex.

Well, this caught me off guard, and I asked what she had in mind.

She says, you are gonna need a bib.

Tada?

The door just slammed, Jackson is home.  I gotta run.  Ihope hyou liked this joke.  I need to make some money, living with moma is a drag.  But I gets to eat.

President Clinton D. Maybolt, favorite nephew, JDM UPLC

 

Sunday, March 29, 2020

2020: So Far Trump Is Running Unopposed

Is President Trump running unopposed this election cycle?

Well, the democrats have not come up with a worthy opponent.  Creepy Slow One For The Money and Two For The Show, Joe Biden is currently in the middle of a brain rot or perhaps the greatest feint ever to avoid answering to his nearly 5 decades of insider dealings which made him and his family a fortune.

The stumbles and mumbles which come out of his dentured mouth from under that hair plugged skull on a daily basis are evidence enough that Creepy Joe appears to be Demented Joe Biden.

A serious party would be looking for a substitute to run against the greatest man to ever hold the office.

That the democrat press and the party are mute to Joe Biden's slide into dementia is telling.

They know Trump cannot be defeated by man but only by law.  The 22nd admendment to the constitution will bring the Trump presidency to a close, or will it?

There have been family dynasties in the presidency before, Adams, Roosefelt, Bush, Clinton (almost), and now the Trumps have a good chance of making the list.

Don Jr, is just as fiery,  popular and bright as his father.  He could make 2024 through 2032 a nightmare for the democrats and its fawning liberal suck-up press.

Middle America knows this.

To answer my question is President Trump running unopposed?

Why, yes he is if you discount the tons of news print, and gnashing of teeth and dentures spouting what a tragedy has befallen our country, the country under president Trump.

Biden is not a serious challenge, he is a dustbin in history place holder.  Given the dubious honor to have been able to run as Trump's challenger in 2020.   He will not be grouped with Lincoln, Reagan or Trump, but with Humphrey, McCain, Dole, McGovern, Romney, Dukakis, and then along came Biden, slow walking Joe, gibberish talking Joe.

In closing I shall quote a Joyce Kilmer poem memorized by me 53 years ago with a surprise ending.

I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as a tree
A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed
against the earth's sweet flowing breast

Ah,  ah,  you know the thing!

Poems are made by fools like Biden
He will lose this election and I ain't lying.


Joe Biden Chancre, Sr  Urban Poverty Law Center


Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Vice President Biden: Is Yelling "Covid-19" At A Crowded Political Rally Protected By the First Amendment?

Is yelling "Covid-19" at a crowded political rally protected by the First Amendmemt?  Is the venerable AR-14 legal to own in America and protected by the Second Amendment?  Can you own a machine gun in America?   Is the democrat front-runner for president self-aware of his declining mental state?

Is it time for the DNC to have an intervention, call off the primary elections and concede the presidenty to Trump and let him run unopposed?

They may as well, for if they nominate Sundown Joe Biden, the victory party for Trump can begin shortly after the democrat convention and continue on through the fall and winter.

Joe Biden has a lot of baggage collected over his 4 plus decades groping and goofing his way through both congress and the senate and his Peter Principle top finale, Vice President.

Looking at the problems, in no particular order, plagerizing campaign speeches from British politicians,  a benign brain tumor which was removed along with his self-control not to fondle small children and women in public settings,  supporting segregation,  and the worst is the appearance of inpropriety with his family member's million dollar insider deals not available to our family members.

Joe Biden's political career has cratered.   Telling voters who disagree with your gun policies that they are "full of shit" is poor self-control and sure to lose the 2nd amendment vote.   Check with Al Gore about his gun control problem back in 2000.

Say goodnight, Joe, the sun is setting and it is time for you to do the right thing and ride off into that golden sunset and leave the administration of this country in the hands of the most capable and competent Orange Man.

Quit before your disability worsens.

Listen carefully to Kenny Rogers' classic song from your youth, "The  Gambler".

It is time for you to fold them and let Tulsi Gabbard have a shot at it, or that whipper snapper, Bernie Sanders.

Okay,  to answer the question about yelling Covid-19 at a crowded political rally,  it depends on which party you are affiliated with.  Democrats get a pass, and republicans get prosecuted.

Thanks Obama!

Joe Biden, sundowner, groping gaff-bag is your legacy.   You own this.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Urban Poverty Law Center


Tuesday, March 10, 2020

The Democrats If Weakness Were A Strength They Would Be Herculean, Candidates For President, Just Wow!

Look at Joe Biden.  A Pelosi-face, taut and smooth in an unnatural way for a 78 yr old geezer.  Face lifts are for pussies!  Google warning up and acknowledged, thank you.  What I meant to say is I love Joe Biden and plan to support his run for president. Warning removed!  But did the anesthesia during his face lift damage Joe?  He definitely is not the same Joe who bragged to the CFR about getting the prosecutor fired in the Ukraine.   And Pelosi seems to be slipping as well, she is a face lift away from complete mumbling?

Joe Biden has a certain look.  His eyes portray the vacuousness seen in senility.  A blank stare looking at no one, and seeing nothing.  The connections are gone.  Alzheimer plaques have invaded his brain and cut him off from the rest of the world.

President Trump is correct.  Joe Biden needs to be placed in a home where he can spend the rest of his time shuffling off to the dining room three times a day and back to his room where he can practice macaroni art and play bingo on friday nights.  He does not need to be fiddle farting around in the oval office wondering where the nearest bathroom is located and where he put his phone down?  Third Google AI warning.  What I meant to say was Joe Biden is the only thoughtful choice to run the country.  Warning removed!

The democrat bench is weak and shallow.  Bernie Sanders, 79, aging well compared to Sundowning Joe, but his old ticker sputtered and hiccupped and had to be cleaned out for even socialists get hardening of the arteries, and all this without a real job ever or any stress.  One wonders how long Bernie would last under the stress of the presidency?  Who or what, will be his Monica when the stress becomes too great?  Second Google Warning.   What I meant to say is I love Bernie Sanders and plan to support him with all my will and money should he be he nominee.  Warning removed!

Google is so stupid!  AI bastard!

Anyway, Joe Biden is not mentally up to the challenge of being an effective president.  Well, yes he would be able to cover for the Obama corruption and the investigations into it would stop.  I hear Biden has started naming his dream team cabinet, John Kerry for Secretary of Corruption, Hildury Clinton for vice president of  graft and bribery,  James Comey for director of the Federal Bureau of Incompetence,  and Peter Strzok and Lisa Page for Secretaries of Departmental Love Affairs and Political Subterfuge.

Sundown Joe Biden is lost.  The democrats need an intervention.  If they nominate this shell for president, they deserve the drumming they will get for not taking the process seriously.  And if they plan to slip in ole Hildury instead of the Sundowner,  a pox be upon them.  She has a serious brain injury and delusional thinking that she has done nothing wrong in her pay for play parlay as SOS under Obama, who did not even know she was doing it.

And Michelle Obama has fewer qualifications to be president than Vlad Putin.  She could not even get a school lunch menu plan together.  How would she do against terror, the border, and would she continue to nominate Supreme Court justices who would carry on the 50 yr war on Black births?

Yes, abortion, its not for everybody.

Will cut this off before the 4th Google AI warning.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr.  Urban Poverty Law Center