Hey, I am Jackson Delano Maybolt's nephew, President Clinton D Maybolt, my mother loves Bill and Hillary Clinton and I was named after them. You remember I wote about poor Uncle Jack's death by Sycamore Tree a few years back.
Anyway that was a long time back, I graduated from High School with a C+ average majoring in goofing and idle time and have had no real luck finding a job I liked or could keep given my penchant for sloth and grace.
Mom suggested I try my hand at writing and showed me Uncle Jackson's Blog. She said it is viewed 5 to 10 times a day all over the world and if Google did not hide it, it could really take off.
First, Google AI, I am not a right wing nut like Uncle Jackson, I tend to like Biden and Bernie with a tiny bit of trouser tingle for Kamala Harris. I bet her meat duster is sweet as candy. Mom said to not be too gross with my introduction, but, hey, I am only 25 and still a version, verison, virgo, what's the word, I never had sex with anybody but myself.
So I wrote a joke. It goes like this:
I was over at my cousin's house. She was 16 and a sophmore in highschool and I was 16 in the eighth grade again. She was advanced for her age, the school's nymphomaniac.
She says to me, I am going to take a quick shower and before moma gets home from shopping at Walmart, we are going to have kinky sex.
Well, this caught me off guard, and I asked what she had in mind.
She says, you are gonna need a bib.
Tada?
The door just slammed, Jackson is home. I gotta run. Ihope hyou liked this joke. I need to make some money, living with moma is a drag. But I gets to eat.
President Clinton D. Maybolt, favorite nephew, JDM UPLC
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