In The Race Of Donald Trump Vs Hillary Frump, Whom Will Triumph On Election Day? Trumphy Vs Frumpy, Why Donald Wins

Americans have never voted an ugly president into office, especially since the dawn of the television age. Kennedy, with his dapper looks and Northeastern charm rolled over Tricky Dick Nixon who was too unctuous to beat JFK whose handlers knew to keep him fresh for the debate which was televised for all to see Nixon sweating like a whore in a Selma, Alabama Baptist retreat in August. Nixon bested Hubert Humphrey in 1968 after his people learned about make-up and air-conditioning. Nixon bested McGovern in 1972 because he was a hawk and McGovern appeared weak. Looks were about a tie in the Nixon-McGovern race.

In 1976 Jimmy Carter, with better hair, and his smooth Southern style offed the balding galoot, Gerald Ford, who had to his credit pardoned Nixon, whom by todays standards was a saint while in office and was only drummed out by the relentless beating he took from the out of control press who lost all credibility with that little act and have fallen from grace and even today are held in contempt by middle America.

Reagan v Carter, no contest, Hollywood won. After the problems Jimmy Carter's low testosterone levels wrought America was ready for a man to take the reigns and balls up our nation. Iran noticed Reagan right away by placing all the American hostages on a plane in almost enough time to make his inauguration. Gaddafi got a taste of Reagan's testicles and played quiet mouse still mouse until Hillary and Obama colluded to throw the balance of power in the middle east into chaos in an attempt to keep American hegemony in place.

In 1984, Mondale, a handsome fellow, was bested by Reagan by the shear weight of those enormous Ronald Reagan balls. And Mical G. tore down the wall crushed by the ball.

1988 saw Bush upend the goofy little politician with the ill-advised ride in the tank in that helmet! Again beauty bested goof.

Now we are up to Bill Clinton, perhaps the best looking President of our modern era. He is irresistible to all but his wife Hillary. Even men have thrown themselves at him. And the women all want to taste his man gravy, only one silly young intern has ever spilt even more than a few drops of it ever! Then Bob Sour Dole was up against the charmer Clinton and was beat so badly his left arm did not work for a few months.

Next we have Al Gore, another goofy fellow, just trying to have others release his middle chakra for him in a contest against W. Bush. W's bigger balls won out over Albert's feminized little testicles after the chad wars of Florida.

W verses the horse faced John Kerry whom historians will note has no balls and very little sense, note his disastrous Iran agreement, which has not yet exploded fully in the worlds face, was a no contest.

And now we come to Obama, that cool, baritone babbler just black enough and clean enough to mesmerize 50.24% of the voters and beat the shit out of Johnny "no nuts" McCain, who swallowed up more Vietnamese semen than the South China Sea. And whom did the Black Baratone Obama beat to win the democrat nomination? Hillary Rodham Clinton, albeit a much less frumpy Hillary.

Todays Hillary if nominated, will face the daunting task of becoming the frumpiest President of the United States ever, though portraits of Martin Van Buren, look pretty bad in good light.

Hillary's looks are gone. Her thyroid problem has soured her hair and sagged her face, her skin mites get lost in the wrinkles. Long whiskers are making their way onto that aged face and must be plucked daily. Small children if hugged would be poked by these monstrous whiskers, some more like porcupine quills, and scream. Her teats have fallen below her umbilicus which has retreated deep into her adipose laden belly. Huma once found a complete bagel in there after a night of partying. She can no longer reach her aft and needs help cleaning up after a toxic dump. The stroke has taken some of the intellect and it ain't coming back folks.

And this is the main reason Trump, if he is the nominee, will mop up against the Corps, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The only things about Hillary that have not changed are greed and lust for power, and her incredibly poor judgement when it comes to accepting bribes and sending top secret emails on personal servers.

I do not doubt her resolve to win at all costs, but time, as they say, waits for no one. And time has been a poor influence on Hillary Clinton. It has ravaged her health and looks, and as Trump comments at each of his well attended campaign events, she does not have the stamina to be president!

Now Donald Trump, on the other hand is a year older than Madame Hillary and with that beautiful crop of prematurely golden hair will have no trouble besting the beast.

So has Hillary Rodham Clinton passed her freshness date? Sadly for her and her supporters, yes, she is way too frumpy to win. Even Bernie Sanders, 10 years her senior, is more fit for the job.

Will Hillary quit? In a word, no! I suspect she will run again in 2020 even if she is in a chair like that physicist, Hawkins, speaking from a talking keyboard. Hillary is a fighter, but with a lot, a lot of disgusting traits, dishonesty, greed, power lust, and poor judgement. Clean her up a little bit, knock off a couple of decades and you'd have something there.

Right now, nothing. Hillary Clinton is an aged Hall Monitor without a hall. Her flowers have wilted. She is right where we need her to be, pathetic in a pant-suit.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

All You Need To Read Today Is Right Here, Wisdom From The Urban Poverty Law Center

Hillary Clinton draws nearly 200 supporters at a Nevada event. Is that counting the flies?

Germany's newest citizens celebrate the New Year sexually assaulting the host's country's young women. The Germans need more goats.

Germany's migrants doing the sexual assaults the Germans are unwilling to do.

Obama issues new EO's for gun control. These new orders will do as much for reducing gun violence as the Paris Accord will for Global Warming.

Biden is second guessing his decision not to run for the democrat nomination. I beg to disagree. Stay put, Biden.

Bill Cosby faces formal rape charges for 20 yr old events, Bill Clinton skates on his behavior. White Privilege?

If Trump has his way the only Clinton we will get for 2016 will be coming out of Chelsea's uterus.

Now that things have heated up in the Middle East, Obama has pulled us out of the way, Iran v Saudi Arabia.

Kim, of North Korea, in a seismic event, detonated an H Bomb to celebrate the New Year. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Hillary Clinton dropped an H-bomb during the last debate, its late detonation causing her tardy reappearance on stage.

The Chinese stock market is crashing. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Trump has resurrected the Reagan coalition. Rednecks, blue collar democrats, independents, and other white folks. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Why The Sudden Rush To Get Moslem Refugees Out Of The Middle East?

The Middle East has been war ravaged for 20 or so of the past 25 years, and only recently have refugees been a priority. Why? ISIS has risen to fill the void left by the hapless Obama/Clinton/Kerry Middle East foreign policy. Iran and Russia have joined the fray, confident the gays at the pentagon and state do not have the wrists or big boy pants necessary to challenge Russian Straight Man, Vladimir Putin or the Mad Mullah's to a shooting war.

Is Syria soon to become a nuclear wasteland? Are the few million "refugees" who fled to Europe and America part of the New World Order's veiled plan to preserve the genetic material of these noble desert nomads? I hope I am only being fanciful in my thinking.

Another year with President Obama and his rudderless ship of state with our do nothing congress and the worthless collegial collection of political inbreds occupying the senate will not hinder a nuclear conflict around Israel. After all, Iran now has $150 billion of Obama-cash to spend on weapons of mass destruction thanks to that well thought out agreement John Kerry worked out last year.

And what would Hillary Clinton do? Someone should wake her from her nap and ask her.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

SH>amu VS Trump And The Meaning Of Life

As another year passes us, if time really has any direction, I have done some reflecting on the meaning of life. Of course I can only write from my own limited perspective since I cannot possibly know what the other 6,499,999,999 humans think, who share this time with me on our blue orb, really just a speck of cosmic dust with a little water in the mix, heated by a nuclear reactor some 93 million miles over yon.

Global Warming, a hoax, has been solved by the Paris Summit Agreement, just before nearly the entire world lost all interest in it. Whew! Now we will no longer have to listen to that nonsense. The next scheduled hoax is asteroid hysteria. We must build a shield for the homeland to guard against space rocks. All life was extinguished from North America 13,000 years ago by an asteroid or a comet? Any expendable income not taken from the people to combat global warming will be used to fight asteroid hysteria. The next best seller in America will be "Living In America On A Dollar A Day!"

Donald Trump is running roughshod over the PC media and anyone who gets in his way, much to the delight to his middle American support which will be shown to include the Tea Party, and the Reagan democrats. He will annihilate Hillary Clinton if she is the democrat nominee and her health and legal problems do not force her into an early retirement.

The republican establishment is apoplectic in its confusion as to what to do about Trump. You see the GOPe had already picked the throw away candidate to run against SH>amu, the former Secretary of State, under the failed Obama presidency, and his name is John Ellis Bush, JEB. SH>amu, wears a pant suit, and surfaces for a campaign event every couple of weeks or attends a democrat debate, and then back down into the deep recesses of her guilded tank where she is treated with hyperbaric oxygen, vitamin supplements and given daily stem cell injections from freshly ground aborted fetuses, taken from Puerto Rican virgins. Only this, a smart pill and a quart of vodka a day is keeping this political H>ag moving.

Trump is correct, SH>amu does not have the stamina or the health to be president of the United States. H>er track record is of corruption and bribery with a splash of poor judgement and telling windy's even when the truth is obvious, and then extolling another windy when confronted about the prior windy. SH>e is not what sH>e thinks sH>e is. H>illary is not qualified to sweep the floors of a Trump administration. And Obama made her the secretary of state? Keep your friends close and your enema's even closer?

And Barack and Moe and the little Moeletts have left for the islands for another vacation in Hawaii. May the farce be with them. Some writer wrongly asserted this would be his last Christmas vacation as president, I hope that is so but I think Trump's inauguration will still be in 2017 on or around Jan, 21? So our girlie president and the girls will get one more tax funded Christmas vacation extravaganza, but they've earned it.

As to the meaning of life, I do not want to spoil it for you few who have been silly enough to read these tomes.

I am your humble scribe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

It Is Time For Hillary To Release All Her Medical Records So Voters Can Make An Informed Decision On Her Fitness To Become President

For anyone in the medical profession, it seems as Hillary Rodham Clinton is not weathering the years as well as she might. Her first Benghazi hearing before congress seemed to highlight her slipping mental abilities. The googlie eye wear did not help her image that day, and I wonder if she pulled up in a short yellow school bus for the hearings.

It is public knowledge she had a "concussion" after a fall? And then a serious blood clot in the brain. Huma A. has acknowledged in released secret SOS email that Hillary gets confused and must be reminded of her daily meetings. Is this presidential material, really? I think Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been a disaster as president even before her brain injury, and her mental disability should disqualify her from holding the highest executive office in our once great land.

If Mrs. Clinton does not have any significant post traumatic brain syndrome, then my apologies.

But at the least, she should be willing to release her medical records and agree to a real time MRI of the brain on "The View" where her adoring fans could shout encouragement to her as she slides in and out of the magnetic field.

Hillary, take my MRI challenge, or be doubted by the world, forever.

Your move.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Trump: Truth Or Windys? The People Know.

I took the hour necessary to watch Donald J. Trump, political speech in Sarasota, Florida yesterday via YouTube. To say he is a masterful communicator would be missing the mark. He speaks like Hemmingway wrote. Simple, short, sweet. He gets in his punches with suprisingly good humor.

Hillary Clinton does not have the stamina to be president. She does an event, and then disappears for 4 to 5 days, what is she doing? Resting?

Rubio, he hasn't even warmed his senate seat up yet and already he is running for another office? He has the worst voting record in the senate. He is a nice guy and of course I like him, but he is not ready yet.

Bush, Jeb Bush is so low energy. He is not going anywhere. He supports common core.

The people put the republicans in first the house and then the Senate to stop Obama, and when they got to Washington, what did they do? Oh Gladys, look at those columns, wonder how they built those all those years ago, isn't the capitol beautiful! We've really hit the big time. I never want to leave! And then they forgot to do what it was you sent them to Washington to do.

He is going to build that wall, enforce immigration laws, bring jobs back to America, take Iraqi oil fields from ISIS, strengthen our military, get the right generals back in leadership roles:

One of our best generals, I will not mention his name was canned because he used foul language, are you kidding me? Not with President Trump.

He is taken to task by the media for wanting to keep the mosques and its adherants under survelance and the people are with him.

Believe me, I do not have any pals giving me half a million for my campaign and wanting to be the ambassador of Italy. I assure none of that will be going on in the Trump administration.

Finally, Hillary Clinton should not even be allowed to run for office, she belongs in jail for what she's done.

Refreshingly American, Donald J. Trump.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

I Bled The News Today, Oh Boy. ISIL OR DAESK, Which Is It?

If President Obama has created ISIL or Daesk, the name they hate, then our esteemed president must take credit for having all these cock roaches gather in Syria to be turned into a fine red mist sprinkled by the rare, carried third molar or two by Vladimir Putin's war machine. Obama may have some trepidations about killing his religion of peace brothers, but Putin has demonstrated his delightful seriousness to get this thing over with.

The middle east is over peopled. Some analyst believe there are at least 3 million too many young men inhabiting Syria alone, who can no longer be supported in an arid climate. These men must find some "elbow room" as Hitler spoke of his bordering countries, in which to live and raise a family. And Europe's decision to go all gay and not reproduce any children in numbers sufficient to perpetuate the clans created the perfect place for these hearty brown invaders. They are desperate. Life in Europe, the socialist dreamland, will be great for Muhammad, where he will be clothed, fed, and procreate scores of children with his 4 European wives. He can put down his AK and store away the suicide belts and sit back and wait for the population bomb to conquer Europe in 60 years, without firing a shot, if you do not count his multiple ejaculations into a willing uterus. Truly the shots that will be heard around the world. Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot.

That last line is particularly disgusting even by my loose standards, and I apologize to those out there whom may be offended. Pause for nausea, then read on if I can continue.

And President Obama admonishes the GOP candidates who are competing to take his place by throwing out the old "whose afraid of the 3 yr old Syrian orphan ploy?" and Teddy Cruz has taken the bait and challenges his excellency to a National Debate on the presidents Syrian Refugee policy. Now we will find out who is afraid of a first term junior senator from Texas.

I have lost the muse, and may have lost it before this nonsense began a few lines above.

Trump has resonated with everyday Americans. His patriotism and true love of country is refreshing after the current bunch of minimally patriotic NEW WORLD ORDER ASS-MONKEYS has had its way with us for 7 years.

I am done. I am going to fly one of my airplanes and see if I still remember how to land safely.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"All politicians are whores, except for Hillary Clinton, no one is buying that." Mother Maybolt, from a dream.