Folks, to be honest, I did not get Obama nor his presidency, that is, until now.
I have had a lot of unflattering things to say about this most polished baratone reader of the magic teleprompter, but now I can see what he is doing with his most recent tact in the Middle East.
I refer to his brilliant strategic alliance with Al Qada against Syrian President Assad.
How did I miss the cleverness of this move by President Obama against Assad and with the terrorist who are lining up in Syria to fight the good fight?
You see, when has an ally of the US won anything but a draw or outright defeat in the past 50 years?
Viet Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan have all suffered in its alliance with the United States.
With the alliance forged with Al Q, Barack Hussein Obama has assured their defeat and ours as well.
It is a strange play in "mutual assured destruction" that was practiced and played out during the cold war with the USSR.
Kudo's to Obama and Kerry and your new foreign policy gambit. Form an alliance with the enemy, assure a defeat!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Hey, Honest Bob: I got a $1576 Brake Job On A Volvo At Steamboat Brakes and Alignment In Colorado And Towed To Another Mechanic
As many of my followers know I will write about other things that interest me from time to time. This is such an occasion.
My nephew, Rupert Maybolt, my brother's step son whom he adopted, was at a wedding in Colorado when he noted a loud squeal coming from his 1979 Volvo 242. He called his mother who told Rupert to take it to a shop and get the brakes repaired.
Rupert called "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob said he could fix em and get em back on the road. When Rupert got the call about the brake job from Bob, he was told the total price was $1576 and all that needed to be done was to bleed the brakes and to come get it.
Well my nephew was stunned, why the high price for disc brakes all around, he quickly looked up all the parts on the internet and the parts for brake pads, rotors, calipers, and other incidentals was $350 shipped. He asked me to call and talk to Bob, which I did.
I listened to Bob say he charges what he charges because "I live in a resort Mt community and my overhead is much greater than yours in Tennessee." I was not sure if by overhead he means his shop rent or his lifestyle, but I suspect it was the later.
I asked what sense did it make to put a $1600 brake job on a $1000 car and Bob's reply was "I have done more to a rusted out Ford F-150 for a crazy local in Steamboat.
I was not soft on Bob, and he took offense and demanded cash only for the job and then said he was unable to bleed the brakes as it had a broken actuator with a crack in it and it leaks! Said we could get the car and tow it away and it was in storage at $30 a day until it was picked up.
Now I do not claim to be a mechanic, but it seems Bob has missed his calling too. Rupert drives in a Volvo with brakes that stop it to Bob at "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob does $1576 of his magic, missing the actuator problem until he has called for his cash, and refuses to fix the car, gets mad at insults from Uncle Jack, demands cash, will not take a check since stop payments orders have been used against him over and over in the past. His admission!
Bob, do you think you did Rupert and his Volvo and his mother right?
In Tennessee this is called unsavory business practices and is reserved for scoundrels and higher level politicians.
It would not suprise me to learn Bob was once a politician before his jump into mechanical enterprises.
If you are ever in Steamboat and want your car repaired find another Bob, this one is a real piece of work or perhaps a 1979 volvo with disc brakes all around is his limit. We all have our Waterloo's.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
My nephew, Rupert Maybolt, my brother's step son whom he adopted, was at a wedding in Colorado when he noted a loud squeal coming from his 1979 Volvo 242. He called his mother who told Rupert to take it to a shop and get the brakes repaired.
Rupert called "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob said he could fix em and get em back on the road. When Rupert got the call about the brake job from Bob, he was told the total price was $1576 and all that needed to be done was to bleed the brakes and to come get it.
Well my nephew was stunned, why the high price for disc brakes all around, he quickly looked up all the parts on the internet and the parts for brake pads, rotors, calipers, and other incidentals was $350 shipped. He asked me to call and talk to Bob, which I did.
I listened to Bob say he charges what he charges because "I live in a resort Mt community and my overhead is much greater than yours in Tennessee." I was not sure if by overhead he means his shop rent or his lifestyle, but I suspect it was the later.
I asked what sense did it make to put a $1600 brake job on a $1000 car and Bob's reply was "I have done more to a rusted out Ford F-150 for a crazy local in Steamboat.
I was not soft on Bob, and he took offense and demanded cash only for the job and then said he was unable to bleed the brakes as it had a broken actuator with a crack in it and it leaks! Said we could get the car and tow it away and it was in storage at $30 a day until it was picked up.
Now I do not claim to be a mechanic, but it seems Bob has missed his calling too. Rupert drives in a Volvo with brakes that stop it to Bob at "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob does $1576 of his magic, missing the actuator problem until he has called for his cash, and refuses to fix the car, gets mad at insults from Uncle Jack, demands cash, will not take a check since stop payments orders have been used against him over and over in the past. His admission!
Bob, do you think you did Rupert and his Volvo and his mother right?
In Tennessee this is called unsavory business practices and is reserved for scoundrels and higher level politicians.
It would not suprise me to learn Bob was once a politician before his jump into mechanical enterprises.
If you are ever in Steamboat and want your car repaired find another Bob, this one is a real piece of work or perhaps a 1979 volvo with disc brakes all around is his limit. We all have our Waterloo's.
Jackson Delano Maybolt
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Meet The Rodeo Clown Who Captured The Heart Of A Nation: Bobby Skittles
Meet Bobby Skittles. Better known as the Missouri Masked Obama clown. Bobby made the mistake of keeping in his clown act a mask of each president dating back to president Clinton, donning each and firing up the crowd at the rodeo with the same question, "How would you like to see President Clinton,Bush,Obama rolled over by an angry bull?"
Crowd roars and cheers. Then Bobby Skittles runs from the bull, mask on, to the great delight of the crowd. Bobby Skittles did not know his presidential mask would be ripped from his face that cool August evening is Sluggo, Missouri by politicians who fear Bobby's caraciture of President Obama, strikes far to close to the truth for these lily white politicos!
The real story behind the story is that these "Crazy-Assed Cracker" politicos in Missouri including the governor, the Lt governor, and Senator Claire McCaskill are closeted racists trying to keep any reference to the president from containing terms such as clown, monkey, neanderthal, no wait they were white, well you catch what I mean here.
We will not be truly free of racism in this country until we can look at any politico, black, white, brown, or yellow, and shout insults at a rodeo which include terms such as clown and Obama in the same sentence. Until then we will remain separate and unequal.
Ridicule is a powerful force in public life. To give Obama a pass on ridicule and criticism because he is black is carrying affirmative action too far.
The rules have to be the same for everybody. White, black, pink, yellow, red and brown all politicians should be ready for those who disagree with their ideology to, from time to time, hurl an insult or two. That is what we do.
President Obama, Bobby Skittles, did not mock you because you are black, he mocks you because you are the President.
Congratulations on your accomplishment. Very few can achieve what you have especially given your meager intellect which has been successfully hidden from public view by clever speech writers and your telepromptors.
I do not mock you because you are black, I mock you because you are wrong. Wrong for America, wrong for the world, and wrong to allow your protectors to crucify a lowly rodeo clown who in his act used your likeness to entertain.
Your are bigger than that, or are you?
If you do not act to spare this lowly Cowboy Clown soon you will go down in history as the worst president since Hitler. Or perhaps a better example might be Stalin given your communist leanings.
Perhaps that is the way God intended it.
He made you and He gave you free will. Too bad.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Crowd roars and cheers. Then Bobby Skittles runs from the bull, mask on, to the great delight of the crowd. Bobby Skittles did not know his presidential mask would be ripped from his face that cool August evening is Sluggo, Missouri by politicians who fear Bobby's caraciture of President Obama, strikes far to close to the truth for these lily white politicos!
The real story behind the story is that these "Crazy-Assed Cracker" politicos in Missouri including the governor, the Lt governor, and Senator Claire McCaskill are closeted racists trying to keep any reference to the president from containing terms such as clown, monkey, neanderthal, no wait they were white, well you catch what I mean here.
We will not be truly free of racism in this country until we can look at any politico, black, white, brown, or yellow, and shout insults at a rodeo which include terms such as clown and Obama in the same sentence. Until then we will remain separate and unequal.
Ridicule is a powerful force in public life. To give Obama a pass on ridicule and criticism because he is black is carrying affirmative action too far.
The rules have to be the same for everybody. White, black, pink, yellow, red and brown all politicians should be ready for those who disagree with their ideology to, from time to time, hurl an insult or two. That is what we do.
President Obama, Bobby Skittles, did not mock you because you are black, he mocks you because you are the President.
Congratulations on your accomplishment. Very few can achieve what you have especially given your meager intellect which has been successfully hidden from public view by clever speech writers and your telepromptors.
I do not mock you because you are black, I mock you because you are wrong. Wrong for America, wrong for the world, and wrong to allow your protectors to crucify a lowly rodeo clown who in his act used your likeness to entertain.
Your are bigger than that, or are you?
If you do not act to spare this lowly Cowboy Clown soon you will go down in history as the worst president since Hitler. Or perhaps a better example might be Stalin given your communist leanings.
Perhaps that is the way God intended it.
He made you and He gave you free will. Too bad.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Saturday, June 29, 2013
The Real Tragedy Of Global Warming: Rise In CO2 Lower Intellect
Test scores across the nation have fallen each decade so that now we are facing the first generation of stupid with no hope of improving our situation. What has become of human intellect?
With rising carbon dioxide levels we have witnessed a simultaneous drop in intellect. To prove my point I will cite a few well known recent examples.
President Obama and the congress pass a massive health care bill to save money and insure everyone and it does neither.
We fight limited wars in oil rich areas of the world and steal not a single drop of oil.
We strike down laws of nature in hopes these deviant acts become normalized . Acts which are a public health risk and no public health official had the courage to quarantine HIV carriers when it was first recognized as a disease spread primarily by sodomy. Now the homosexual lobby wants to give blood again.
Where is the common ground when a water park can be shut down for sanitizing if one human turd is discovered floating amongst the frolicking swimmers and nothing is deemed risky by public health officials when one man inserts a pen is into another's an us?
No thanks. But that's discrimination! Damn right it is. And I also don't drive against traffic at night on the interstate. Or walk alone in poor neighborhoods or try to pet the lions at the zoo.
Discrimination is a good thing, A little of it is necessary for survival.
Governments are instituted among men for the people's benefit. When governments flip and exist for the sole benefit of the governors it's usefulness to the people is wanting.
Bad government like a bad marriage is no government.
A Natural law marriage can only be between a man and a woman. The law is in place to encourage humans to reproduce.
We abort 50,000,000 US citizens since passage of R v W and government seeks to replace these natural aborted citizens with poorly educated immigrants from Mexico.
Let me see replace an abortee who would be indoctrinated into our culture by local society with its mores and tradions and schooling with an immigrant with no commonality with our culture. Well, that makes perfect sense if you are sucking more carbon dioxide than you are blowing off.
Are all our Senators and Congressmen stupid? Which begs the question? What?
Yes, Virginia, raising a child is costly, but pales in comparison to the problems of the clash of cultures which we will surely see more of in the future with Europe's experiment in Islamification, and our own flirtation with it to a lesser extent.
In summation, common sense is out the window, when an elderly Southern food show host is raked over the bar-b-que coals and publicly tortured over a word spoken 3 decades ago, and children are sent home from school and expelled for playful mimicry of guns by hand signs or a pastry, and all hope of its recovery is lost.
All loss of reason must be laid at the feet of global warming and the rise of CO2!
Clearly our minds are dulled by the elevated levels of carbon dioxide and mankind is befuddled by a CO2 narcosis!
Civilization will fail as surely as night follows the day, .....or does day follow night.
Now where did I put my car keys?
Damn.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
With rising carbon dioxide levels we have witnessed a simultaneous drop in intellect. To prove my point I will cite a few well known recent examples.
President Obama and the congress pass a massive health care bill to save money and insure everyone and it does neither.
We fight limited wars in oil rich areas of the world and steal not a single drop of oil.
We strike down laws of nature in hopes these deviant acts become normalized . Acts which are a public health risk and no public health official had the courage to quarantine HIV carriers when it was first recognized as a disease spread primarily by sodomy. Now the homosexual lobby wants to give blood again.
Where is the common ground when a water park can be shut down for sanitizing if one human turd is discovered floating amongst the frolicking swimmers and nothing is deemed risky by public health officials when one man inserts a pen is into another's an us?
No thanks. But that's discrimination! Damn right it is. And I also don't drive against traffic at night on the interstate. Or walk alone in poor neighborhoods or try to pet the lions at the zoo.
Discrimination is a good thing, A little of it is necessary for survival.
Governments are instituted among men for the people's benefit. When governments flip and exist for the sole benefit of the governors it's usefulness to the people is wanting.
Bad government like a bad marriage is no government.
A Natural law marriage can only be between a man and a woman. The law is in place to encourage humans to reproduce.
We abort 50,000,000 US citizens since passage of R v W and government seeks to replace these natural aborted citizens with poorly educated immigrants from Mexico.
Let me see replace an abortee who would be indoctrinated into our culture by local society with its mores and tradions and schooling with an immigrant with no commonality with our culture. Well, that makes perfect sense if you are sucking more carbon dioxide than you are blowing off.
Are all our Senators and Congressmen stupid? Which begs the question? What?
Yes, Virginia, raising a child is costly, but pales in comparison to the problems of the clash of cultures which we will surely see more of in the future with Europe's experiment in Islamification, and our own flirtation with it to a lesser extent.
In summation, common sense is out the window, when an elderly Southern food show host is raked over the bar-b-que coals and publicly tortured over a word spoken 3 decades ago, and children are sent home from school and expelled for playful mimicry of guns by hand signs or a pastry, and all hope of its recovery is lost.
All loss of reason must be laid at the feet of global warming and the rise of CO2!
Clearly our minds are dulled by the elevated levels of carbon dioxide and mankind is befuddled by a CO2 narcosis!
Civilization will fail as surely as night follows the day, .....or does day follow night.
Now where did I put my car keys?
Damn.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
Monday, June 24, 2013
Edwardo Snowden, Patriot Or Scoundrel? The Jury Is Still Out
A National Security Administration spook with a high level security clearance defects to Hong Kong with four lap top computers filled with secrets which could be damaging to our governments ability to spy on foreign governments and its own citizens. The amendment which guarantees US citizens the right to privacy has been pulverized by the spies at the NSA. My cell phone is my personal property and my conversations with my friends and my family and business associates are private, or should be.
If the public airwaves for my cell communications are in the public domain, and if NSA has recordings of my communications, then what right does the government have to keep secret its communications which utilize these same public airwaves?
Does the 5th admendment to the constitution secure my private property rights as it relates to phone and internet communications? I wonder. Is NSA and its cell phone and computer survellience program an infringement on these rights? Who knows?
Does the NSA have the communications recorded during the Benghazi tragedy among the State Department, the White House, and the Department of Defense? I will seek this information via a freedom of information request. Should be pretty interesting reading if it is not all redacted and I suspect it will read something like this:
SOS Clinton: "Mr President, our consulate in Libya has been BLACK OUT next 17 lines..."
POTUS: "Let me get with BLACK OUT next 5 lines....OK"
SOD Panetta: "We can't just fly in and BLACK OUT next 23 lines......Good night."
SOS Clinton: "I got a party to attend tonight with Huma and I still have to do my hair and my nails
these crises are never at a convenient time. BLACK OUT next 48 lines...."do you think
I'm sexy"....BLACKED OUT next 13 lines.
Now this is where Mr. Snowden comes in. I believe he has the entire transcripts and can release it if he desires, so you see, what we have here is a Mexican Standoff of sorts. Mr. Snowden is holding all the NSA cards and has the goods on the Smellie Ones in Washington, DC. He has the power to air the dirty laundry for any number of scandals which have surrounded this administration.
Never have so few done so much so quickly and so incompetently as have the Obama cabal with its washed up 1970's weathermen advisory board and of course "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
And where is the congress? NSA has your conversations recorded and ready to use against any critics. Oversight, yeah, will say that was an oversight. This NSA monster is eating congress. FBI files are nothing to the copies of the phone sex and foul language the NSA has stored up on our political class.
Congress needs to grow a pair and put a stop to this. We must admit that none of us is perfect except for ourselves and then move to fix this problem. NSA needs more oversight and strict guidelines for its operations both domestic and abroad.
Edwardo Snowden is not the problem, he is the product of the problem and may be catalyst to the solution. For now I believe his intentions are good, but as they say, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
If the public airwaves for my cell communications are in the public domain, and if NSA has recordings of my communications, then what right does the government have to keep secret its communications which utilize these same public airwaves?
Does the 5th admendment to the constitution secure my private property rights as it relates to phone and internet communications? I wonder. Is NSA and its cell phone and computer survellience program an infringement on these rights? Who knows?
Does the NSA have the communications recorded during the Benghazi tragedy among the State Department, the White House, and the Department of Defense? I will seek this information via a freedom of information request. Should be pretty interesting reading if it is not all redacted and I suspect it will read something like this:
SOS Clinton: "Mr President, our consulate in Libya has been BLACK OUT next 17 lines..."
POTUS: "Let me get with BLACK OUT next 5 lines....OK"
SOD Panetta: "We can't just fly in and BLACK OUT next 23 lines......Good night."
SOS Clinton: "I got a party to attend tonight with Huma and I still have to do my hair and my nails
these crises are never at a convenient time. BLACK OUT next 48 lines...."do you think
I'm sexy"....BLACKED OUT next 13 lines.
Now this is where Mr. Snowden comes in. I believe he has the entire transcripts and can release it if he desires, so you see, what we have here is a Mexican Standoff of sorts. Mr. Snowden is holding all the NSA cards and has the goods on the Smellie Ones in Washington, DC. He has the power to air the dirty laundry for any number of scandals which have surrounded this administration.
Never have so few done so much so quickly and so incompetently as have the Obama cabal with its washed up 1970's weathermen advisory board and of course "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
And where is the congress? NSA has your conversations recorded and ready to use against any critics. Oversight, yeah, will say that was an oversight. This NSA monster is eating congress. FBI files are nothing to the copies of the phone sex and foul language the NSA has stored up on our political class.
Congress needs to grow a pair and put a stop to this. We must admit that none of us is perfect except for ourselves and then move to fix this problem. NSA needs more oversight and strict guidelines for its operations both domestic and abroad.
Edwardo Snowden is not the problem, he is the product of the problem and may be catalyst to the solution. For now I believe his intentions are good, but as they say, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center Shut Down Over Concerns, Or What A Difference A Goat Makes?
Dear Reader.
I am pinning this, sadly my last posting as the President of the Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center.
I have been terminated by my masters. I am under bond not to reveal these masters who have decided to shut my creative outlet down. I know some of my followers will know instantly who and what has done this to me.
I do not want anybody to jump to aNy concluSions About what hapPened yesteRday when the fbI Served Me notice I could no longer use the internet for my "unAmerican writings."
Rest assured I will not take this lying down. The boys from FEMA say I will have to work in their forced labor camp in Ohio. When I asked about my rights under the constitution these agents replied,
"that's so 18th century!"
They went on to tell me I forfeited my rights when I had sexual relations with that goat. And they had pictures but I swear those were photo-shoped. I am innocent. REALLY!
"I did not have sexual relations with that goat, Ms Lewinsky!" In case she reads this.
I pinned this rapidly from my i-phone before they take that away.
For those of you who read these pages and were amused, I thank you. For those of you who read these pages and were offended, I thank you. For those of you who read these pages and were neither amused nor offended, get counseling.
As it turns out Freedom isn't free.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, Political Prisoner, Past President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
PS: I have just seen Edward Snowden, the alleged leaker for the NSA surveillance program speaking to a Guardian reporter. This man has sacrificed everything for the truth and a chance for freedom. His description of the government as filled with "architects of oppression" is chilling.
As my last act I extend him amnesty and will give him the key to the city of Cedar Grove. jdm
I remember "Catch 22" where Yoserian is in a bomber and over the radio is asked to "help him!"
It is only at the end of the movie that we learn that the person Yoserian is to help is "Snowden!"
Yoserian rolls Snowden over and his guts, all mangled, spill out and he dies.
I think that is a coincidence. jdm
I am pinning this, sadly my last posting as the President of the Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center.
I have been terminated by my masters. I am under bond not to reveal these masters who have decided to shut my creative outlet down. I know some of my followers will know instantly who and what has done this to me.
I do not want anybody to jump to aNy concluSions About what hapPened yesteRday when the fbI Served Me notice I could no longer use the internet for my "unAmerican writings."
Rest assured I will not take this lying down. The boys from FEMA say I will have to work in their forced labor camp in Ohio. When I asked about my rights under the constitution these agents replied,
"that's so 18th century!"
They went on to tell me I forfeited my rights when I had sexual relations with that goat. And they had pictures but I swear those were photo-shoped. I am innocent. REALLY!
"I did not have sexual relations with that goat, Ms Lewinsky!" In case she reads this.
I pinned this rapidly from my i-phone before they take that away.
For those of you who read these pages and were amused, I thank you. For those of you who read these pages and were offended, I thank you. For those of you who read these pages and were neither amused nor offended, get counseling.
As it turns out Freedom isn't free.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, Political Prisoner, Past President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
PS: I have just seen Edward Snowden, the alleged leaker for the NSA surveillance program speaking to a Guardian reporter. This man has sacrificed everything for the truth and a chance for freedom. His description of the government as filled with "architects of oppression" is chilling.
As my last act I extend him amnesty and will give him the key to the city of Cedar Grove. jdm
I remember "Catch 22" where Yoserian is in a bomber and over the radio is asked to "help him!"
It is only at the end of the movie that we learn that the person Yoserian is to help is "Snowden!"
Yoserian rolls Snowden over and his guts, all mangled, spill out and he dies.
I think that is a coincidence. jdm
Thursday, June 6, 2013
The Obama Administration Has A Problem: A Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center Exclusive Report
If you keep up with politics like I do you already know our President, Barack Hussein Obama, has a huge problem. I know what you are thinking, but it is not about spying on journalists, or illegally denying conservatives the civil right to assemble and protest against a government which they believe is out of control, and not even about the four lives sacrificed in Benghazi so that "Dear Leader" could hold on to power and rule in his banana republic fashion a little longer.
No, it is an unemployment problem that is out of control. He is working feverishly to correct this by expanding the government and hire a bajillion new unskilled workers to mine phone calls from Verizon customers which number in the gazillions each year. What they are looking for is anybody's guess.
I suppose they might be looking for key words such as "tea party", or "patriot" or "Bill of Rights" so they can target these miscreants for a closer look by the IRS, the FBI, and the EPA, and OSHA if the need calls for it.
Here is how it works.
Let's say I call my pal, Doug from Colorado and in our conversation I use any of the forbidden words. The NSA Snoop in Utah, Mohamed Alhaseed, new hire, for $17 an hour plus benefits, records my ill chosen words and sends a report up to his supervisor, "Snoop Doggy Jones", another new hire, for $27an hour plus benefits who is located in Detroit.
Snoop Doggy looks the transcript over and cross references the calls from Tennessee to Colorado, both potentially troubling hot spots, aka "Red States" and passes the information to Washington, DC where Malinda Rodriquez, a second generation illegal immigrant, making $38 per hour plus benefits reviews both reports from Mohamed and Snoop Doggy, and decides this needs a closer look.
She sends her report and the other two to her supervisor in the White House, Valarie Jarrett, who makes $117 per hour plus full benefits, and she calls Eric Holder, the US attorney General, who makes $157 per hour plus benefits, who then calls President Obama, who makes $400,000 a year plus benefits, who passes these reports to both the FBI and Janet Napoletano, the director of the Department of Homeland Security, who both make $170 per hour.
The FBI investigates me and Doug and decide to send the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms over for a little look. Janet, decides she needs more information and asks the IRS to pull up our tax records and to also to pay a little visit.
They learn in the on site visit we have cattle and this gets the EPA involved. Meanwhile Doug and I hire lawyers who charge $250 per hour and try to defend ourselves against innocent remarks over our Verizon phone lines.
And the biggest kicker of all is that we paid for all of it with our tax monies.
God save the republic or destroy it which ever is in our best interest!
I will leave that in God's capable Hands.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
No, it is an unemployment problem that is out of control. He is working feverishly to correct this by expanding the government and hire a bajillion new unskilled workers to mine phone calls from Verizon customers which number in the gazillions each year. What they are looking for is anybody's guess.
I suppose they might be looking for key words such as "tea party", or "patriot" or "Bill of Rights" so they can target these miscreants for a closer look by the IRS, the FBI, and the EPA, and OSHA if the need calls for it.
Here is how it works.
Let's say I call my pal, Doug from Colorado and in our conversation I use any of the forbidden words. The NSA Snoop in Utah, Mohamed Alhaseed, new hire, for $17 an hour plus benefits, records my ill chosen words and sends a report up to his supervisor, "Snoop Doggy Jones", another new hire, for $27an hour plus benefits who is located in Detroit.
Snoop Doggy looks the transcript over and cross references the calls from Tennessee to Colorado, both potentially troubling hot spots, aka "Red States" and passes the information to Washington, DC where Malinda Rodriquez, a second generation illegal immigrant, making $38 per hour plus benefits reviews both reports from Mohamed and Snoop Doggy, and decides this needs a closer look.
She sends her report and the other two to her supervisor in the White House, Valarie Jarrett, who makes $117 per hour plus full benefits, and she calls Eric Holder, the US attorney General, who makes $157 per hour plus benefits, who then calls President Obama, who makes $400,000 a year plus benefits, who passes these reports to both the FBI and Janet Napoletano, the director of the Department of Homeland Security, who both make $170 per hour.
The FBI investigates me and Doug and decide to send the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms over for a little look. Janet, decides she needs more information and asks the IRS to pull up our tax records and to also to pay a little visit.
They learn in the on site visit we have cattle and this gets the EPA involved. Meanwhile Doug and I hire lawyers who charge $250 per hour and try to defend ourselves against innocent remarks over our Verizon phone lines.
And the biggest kicker of all is that we paid for all of it with our tax monies.
God save the republic or destroy it which ever is in our best interest!
I will leave that in God's capable Hands.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center
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