Urban Poverty Law Center: Rubio's Big Gulp

No doubt about it, President Obama is the greatest orator since Adolf Hitler who brought the German people out of their post WWI funks and delivered retribution for reparations to the responsible parties with his theatrics and exaggerated hand gestures and oral gesticulations!   The only thing more respectable than his talk was his war machine.  Ja?

Obama, with his teleprompter can move mountains with the finest soothing baritone voice since Barry, what-is-name, White?  "Baby Love?"   With just his big old jug-eared head twisting back and forth from right tele-p to left tele-p, as if in cadence with spectators at center court for the finals of Wimbledon, the audience is lulled into a trance like state where the words are not important, just the sounds emitted from this man's craw carry the day.

Can anyone who watched the speech quote one line?  I know I can not.  You see the speech was meaningless as is most political talk.  It is filled with the high minded platitudes we have become accustomed in this era of broken government.  There is talk of $9 an hour minimum wages to offset $5 per gallon gasoline.  Better health care for Americans provided by health care professionals who now struggle with cumbersome computer programs that interfere with the simplest health care interventions. 

Then the stale pablum about the shared sacrifice the successful in this country must make.  Next the braggadocios bravado about taming Al Qaeda.  So what?   Our 30 yr old in our F-35 can outrun and out gun your teen on a donkey.

Why don't we pick on someone our own size.  First World War Machine v 8th century goat herds.
Strike up the band, bring em home.  Where are the spoils of war?  Their women?  Their gold?  Their land? Could we at least get in on the poppy action?

War without gain is a pitiful, worthless, and utterly unworthy undertaking.   We are paying for it with our steadily shrinking treasure which we can place a value on and the lives of our young men and women who sacrifice everything whose families grieve their loss forever.

Twenty-two suicides a day among our returning veterans?  Really, Mr. Obama, really?  Is that all we got for a trillion dollars?  A lousy t-shirt?

Grow a pair, shut this nonsensical war machine down.  We are not barbarians.  We come in peace.  Reduce the men and machines down to the numbers needed to protect American interests.  Be ready to nuke a knuckle head if he steps across the line.

In a time when our bureaucrats are ready to withhold health care expenditures on the elderly "hopeless cases" should we not look at our military forays with the same jaundiced eye?

Iraq, hopeless, Afghanistan, hopeless, pull the plug, stop the bleeding of national treasure and our children's treasured lives.

Marco Rubio's big gulp.......America's got bigger fish to fry than that.....big deal.  I was hoping for a lip smack and a loud belch followed by a self-satisfied sigh, and frankly I too found President Obama's SOTU
address hard to swallow.

I can excuse Rubio's big gulp, but the big lies spewing out of President Obama's gullet last night are beyond the pale.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Joins US, Japan, China In Chiding North Korea

Kim Jong un, the diminutive and portly young leader of the North Koreans is playing into the globalists plans to keep each hemisphere of the globe in some sort of political turmoil so they can get their apparatus in place to take over control of the world through one world government! 

Asia is fracted by Kim's nuclear ambitions.  Africa is a given for perpetual turmoil with its history of despots and thugs which is as much in the nature of Africans as biting is to the female mosquito.  It is who they are.  It is what works in a highly competitive environment.  Nice guys finish last in Africa.

Israel v Palestine and all the country states placed in the Mideast by the globalists after WWII has kept that area in fits of violence with no progress towards peace and  unification for over 70 years. 

Castro and Chavez have kept the heat on over on our side of the ponds but only to the extent the gnat bothers the elephant. 

It seems only the Dutch have avoided all conflicts and are poised to have the most to lose when the final takeover comes.

I believe the current group of global elites suffer from what we know in the US as sit-com syndrome.  We grew up watching half hr TV shows based on the successful formulation of conflict-conflict resolution all in the frame-work of half an hour. 

The Soros/Clinton/Bilderberg's/CFR/TLC/Rovarians/Bushies et Al Gore are aging poorly and wanting to rush this thing along.   They risk screwing the pooch if they show their hands too soon.   I suspect their offspring will lose sight of the prize and their plans will fail.  They know the young have lost IQ but are not sure what is driving the dumbing down of our offspring.

The Americans have been fed corn syrup to the point of bursting.   Pant and dress sizes have never been larger in America.  Only now are the elitists ready to make a move on our weapons. 

I suspect the stimulus that was not there was funneled off to build and supply the secretive army of this great big old gang of elitists who will not be happy until everything is under their control.  The billions of rounds of ammunition purchased by and spread throughout the various governmental departments, Social Security, DHS, even the department of Education is clandestine and will go to supply this secret force which will only pledge allegiance to its corporate masters.

Since WWII Americans have funded the world's police force, and now with our fiscal contraction we are in no financial state to continue to do so.  Our monies now go to keep grandma and grandpa fed and diapers changed in our nursing homes.  Our roads need rebuilding as do our bridges.  Corporations will need to pick up and pay their fair share for a free trade world.  Your corn fed Americans are beginning to balk.

Make no mistake, America.  Hitler is rearming!

I am to the age that I have no dog in this fight.  I do have relatives with young children and, for them, I hope for the best.  Many who schooled in the public system are enamored by President Obama and have a blind trust that the government is a benign father figure. 

Legalized abortion should alarm everybody as to governments belief in the sanctity of life.  The elites are cold and calculating.  They are Godless.  They abide by no set of rules.  They play to win.  They are ruthless.
Man has lived under despots before and nothing is certain but change.  These people, too will collapse into the dust heap of history just like all the rest.  Someday they will be but a footnote in history.

Where in nature is the model under which these masterminds of one world government seek to emulate?

Each ant colony is independent and works only for the queen.

No man is an island, yet we are all islands.  Man must not be crammed into one world government.  It is not in our nature.  Send away the Morlocks!

Now where did I put my corn flakes?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Pope Benedict XIV, NO XVI We Hardly Knew Ye!

First let me say, I am not a Catholic, but I am confirmed in the Episcopal Church.  Episcopalians sprang from the Church of England, a creation of King Henry the VIII who nationalized the Catholic church in England and took its sizable property holdings to fund his war with the French.

An Episcopalian is similar to a Catholic but without all that guilt, and with very little priest on alter boy sex.  I was an acolyte in my youth and was not attractive enough for our priest.  He never made a move.  Seems I am one of the unfortunates who are not attractive to either sex.  I got that from Uncle Martin on my mother's side of the family. 

We share a hideous asymmetry of facial features and cap that off with an exaggerated under bite with an extremely weak chin (we both sport full beards just to look awful) and the English curse of horribly crooked teeth with a greenish-yellow hue that no amount of bleaching will correct and that is my life in a nutshell.  Spent an awful lot of time off in the woods by myself, where if the animals I encountered made fun of me, I was unaware of it.   

Why even my dog had to get used to seeing me every time I came home from school.  He would greet me with a couple of wags of the tail, then pretend he had a previous engagement and leave as soon as possible.

I do not fault my parents for my looks.  Doc Taylor said it was because my mother carried me low in the pelvis and I was riding on my lower jaw which did not fully develop.  They had to buy extra long nipples just to feed me when I was a baby.  They found the nipples for feeding calves who were orphaned worked just fine.  They say my teeth were stained by the calf feeding formula.  I shared nipples with the calves.  We were that poor.

Enough already about me.

Drudge reports Pope Benedict XVI will resign and we may have the first black pope ever!

I think this is great news.

What I did not know was Bill Clinton is a Catholic and that he is in line to be the next Pope.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center Concludes, C J Dorner Is Deceased

One cannot turn on a television or radio without hearing a report about the giant manhunt ongoing in the west for 33 year old former navy special ops ex-LA cop, Christopher J. Dorner.  He is accused of killing three people based on a slight meted out to him in 2008 when he was fired from the LAPD for complaining the cops were corrupt in LA and racist.

I am not here to debate who is right and who is wrong here.  The LAPD have a role to play in California and far be it from me to be critical having never walked a mile in their shoes.  Dealing with dirtballs and near-do-wells and low information voters has to take a toll on one's outlook towards fellow man.

Anyway, the rub of this treatise is here.

His burned out truck was found near the mountain community of Big Bear in California.  Inside were camping equipment, and several of his weapons.  His body will be found within a few miles of this vehicle next fall when the hunters take to the woods.

To quote Dr. McCoy from Star Trek:  "He's dead, Jim."

If my prediction proves incorrect, I will listen to Rush Limbaugh for an entire week.  That should do it.

Free Snow Cones in Boston for a limited time only.

A 150 foot wide asteroid is set to skim by earth on February 15th, passing within 17,000 miles.

Spectral analysis of the object indicate it is equal parts gold and uranium.  The North Koreans have plans to launch a large harpoon towards the speeding heavenly body in hopes of capturing it.   I am sure this is pure folly.  What could possibly anchor this speeding object and arrest it trajectory?  I am beginning to suspect the North Koreans are fools.

Has anyone informed the NK's the earth is traveling at 17,000 miles per second through space and this asteroid is traveling at a similar rate of speed through space, that their line will surely snap and when it does watch out since it will probably snap back to earth at thrice the speed of sound and take out a lot of people in the process.

Just in case, I plan to stay inside that day.  I do not feel good about it.  It makes me uneasy knowing mother earth has a large bulls eye on it and the heavens are playing marbles.  I was hoping to shop at Wal-Mart that day, the kitty litter is starting to ferment.

I am going to be really angry if half the earth is destroyed by some cock-a-meme plan cooked up by some mad scientist in North Korea.  I like earth just the way it is.  Warts and all.

Did you see a solar scientist believes the sun has a molten core of iron just like our earth's core?

Are we living on a small part of the sun?  Is global cooling more a matter of how hot the earth's core is and how it vents from volcanoes, deep water heat vents and the like?  The world wonders?  My well water is a steady 58 degrees F.  The earth is a giant furnace radiating heat outwards at a steady rate for billions of years.  Who knew?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: You Can't Stand To Hear The Truth

Back from the barnicle laden barges of Barcelona, my jet lag nearly exhausted, cured by several 12 hr naps and a fifth of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 whiskey and my Ukranian massusse, Svetlanna Gorbachev.
I am whole again which makes me think, and as I find myself ever more isolated by age and temprament, I realise I am alone inside my thoughts 99 percent of the time.  Thank God Almighty, I am meddling good company.

When my father and mother cohabited back in the 50's and 60's I was witness to many a good argument.  Both being of sound mind and better than average wits, the verbal barbs flew like arrows from Cupid's bow at an eighth grade prom during the first lights down low slow dance.

I could tell from the tenor the cards were stacked in mother's favor.  I do not recall what the disagreement was over, but I distinctly recall what my father's retort to mother was when he finally conceded defeat.

"You are much nicer when you have a lining in your uterus!"

My mother stopped and reflected for a second and they both began to laugh heartily.  The argument was ended by that shot.

I, in my dealings with the fairer sex, find my father's observation to be spot on.  In trying to tie this into current events, as is my habit, I wonder.  Could the Pentagon use this to their advantage in women in combat as it is proposed?

My recommendation would be to gather the female troops and get them cycling together as is the case if groups are gathered together so each week of the month we have a most fearsome fighting force available for deployment to what ever hot spot develops in our dangerous world.  Of course fitting fighting names would have to be agreed upon before hand.

The Menacing Menstrating 28th Army Battle Group, The Navy Tampons, The Marine Corps Redbox of Death, and The Red Pad Brigade are just a few of the possibilities. 

I believe I will stop there before I disenfranchise over 50 % of the population.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

UPLC Take On Superbowl Commercials And What It Means About America

I must admit I am not a football fan, but I am at least social enough to attend a party to celebrate one of America's greatest finales for the "Bread and Circus" circuit, the Superbowl.  The game is the circus, and the bread is the advertising revenue it generates for the venerable old broadcast hold out of the early days of television, CBS.

The game was the predictable "Lance Armstrong" like affair where the white team got way ahead of the team in red, then the lights went out for a while and then the entertainment went up for me anyway with the highly intelligent conversation among the former football players trying to parrot what was being played in their ear pieces.  Then a cheerleader would be tossed 50 ft into the air tumbling like the ill fated space shuttle which broke up over Texas a little over a decade ago and I would wonder her fate as her landing was blocked from view.

When play resumed the white team let up on the red team and let the score come back to keep the game interesting.  A pass with two defenders only lamely trying to knock the receiver down without using any arms for the tackle did not fool me.  I call foul, Superbowl fraud!  Then the white team began to play for real and won.

Is this what America has come to represent?  Has the NFL taken football to its highest level and now emulates professional wrestling?

And now my greatest disappointment with the broadcast.  The commercials looked as though the advertisers believed the 2012 end of the world hype and really did not try to have the best commercial advertising in the world.  Does this signal the economic collapse is complete?

It is as though the country, the football players, the advertisers, the power company, and the American people have all given up on this great big experiment in self-governing.

I am with the power company with this one.  Turn out the lights and let's all go home.

I did enjoy watching the cheerleader launches in the background.

President Obama is sucking the life's force out of our country.  He is our first vampire president.

I loved his skeet shot photo and the myriad of photoshopped images it spawned owing to the warning not to photoshop it, my favorite being the scissors the DHS recommends teachers faced with a gun maniac attack use for self-defense.

There needs to be a turnover.  We need to reset.  Perhaps the next election will be a step in the right direction.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

UPLC: Who Will Leave Office First? Chavez Or Bob Menendez. The World Wonders.

Senator Bob Menendez has been accused of flying off to the Dominican Republic on a pals private jet and having sexual relations with an under aged goat.  Now before you say "ooough!"  It was I am assured by the proper authorities a nanny goat and not a billy goat. 

The goat only complained in public when Senator Menendez failed to uphold his end of the bargain by not paying full price for the sweet-meat.  Business is business and a deal is a deal be it flesh or money, reneging on a business deal is poor form and can lead to a lot of problems. 

The Obama Secret Service in Columbia found how loud the whores could scream when they were short changed for services rendered.  These guys should know you have to pay full price if you want truly secret service.  And the country looks on and sighs, good grief what a bunch of amateurs!  Pay the poor whore.  What are you saving your money for anyway, a BMW?

Now Senator Menendez has fallen prey to big guys don't pay for whores, and underage whores are still whores of the flesh anyway.  He will likely resign from his senate seat because of this and if he was a republican he would have already been run out of town.  He will hang on for a couple of months until people get really tired of looking at this utterly classless lowlife who defiles babies and teen aged girls in third world countries and then tries to behave as though nothing unusual has happened.

Good luck with that former Senator Bob Menendez.  You are pitiful and deserve to be tarred and feathered and be the main feature in a Mexican donkey show. 

I would pay full price to see that!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center