Even George Soros , the billionaire financier who got his start taking from fellow Hungarian Jews during WW II as a Nazi collaborator, can make bad trade decisions from time to time or so it seems.
Word from the tabloids released on Mr. Soros' birthday, now 81 years into his pact with demons, states while frolicking in bed with one, Ms. Adriana Ferreyr, now 28 but a mere child of 23 when first this delicate morsel caught the world renoun traders eye, he stupidly blurted out that a flat valued at over $2 million he'd promised her was instead given to his new love interest, Ms. Tamiko Bolton, a pharmacist.
We can only guess the timing was anticlimactic for the voluptuous Ms. Ferreyr, a popular Portuguese child star appearing in McDonald's commericals a short decade ago.
In the ensuing row, Ms. Ferreyr alleges Geo placed his huge Hungarian hands, which are big, powerful, super-sized mitts which facilitate his tendencies to take things, firmly around her naked, yet innocent, neck in an attempt to take her life by choking her. This next part is disgusting so skip to the following paragraph if your sensibilities are easily offended. Ms. Ferreyr's life was spared when Geo experienced an unexpected orgasm even though he had not penetrated Ms. Ferreyr.
One can only assume his demons are really turned on when they see the life being squeezed out of a beautiful young woman, alabaster skin bluing and coal black eyes bulging as she was throttled there in that bed she shared with one of the world's richest men. She made her escape when he loosened his grip and he immediately fell asleep. He may be a billionaire, but he is still a man. JDM
"What I endured is easily worth 1 billion dollars, but I am only asking for 50 million dollars. He is such a repugnant reptile. And his legs, like pasty hams strung with large blue varicose veins that look like fishnet stockings. I would have never given him the time of day were he not a billionaire." Ms. Ferreyr states in her multi-million dollar law suit against the portly Mr. Soros.
Geo lawyer, William Zabel, denies Ms. Ferreyr's allegations. "You know how these young girls are. They sleep with a man, pleasuring him in multiple ways, administer high colonics, place things in all manner of bodily cavities, all the while watching Asian pornography and reruns of Glenn Beck every night for five years and they think they own the guy. You can't tell me she did not like it too! You know what they say about men with big hands. This lawsuit is frivolous!"
Zabel went on to state, "Adriana is just angry my client shorted her position and took out a long call on Ms. Bolton, 39,a pharmacist! She has introduced my client to pharmaceuticals and is more adept and comfortable with hot oil enemas! Geo has never felt better in his life."
I wish these three livers of life in the fast lane the best of luck... We don't get that kind of excitement here in Cedar Grove, Tennessee, ...... or do we? Well I am off to check the Merkins out in mother's room. God Bless.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"The only problem with rich old men is they are old and the undercarriage begins to smell of cabbage." Mother Maybolt, 1915-2008
I personally do not believe the charges and feel this may be a hit piece against rich and powerful man who has helped millions out of poverty. JDM
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Accepts Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction Invitation
I am very excited to report the President of the Urban Poverty Law Center, Jackson Delano Maybolt, has been invited to address the newly formed Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction. These members of the Super Congress have been selected by the House and Senate leadership to guide our nation back towards financial sobriety. Those of you who have kept up with all 100 plus entertaining and informative UPLC posts know we at UPLC take government over spending quite seriously. We are understandably concerned we have not, as yet, benefited from any grants from a behemoth which spends over $3,700,000,000,000 and 45 cents each year. Where is the parity?
We are equally flummoxed when we learned the top 1% of US wage earners pay 37% of the taxes collected. And now Baroke Hussein Obama is asking congress to go back to that well and dig deeper into this tiniest and most helpless minority's pocket and see what more they can pull out.
Let's face it, blacks are a minority with 12 percent of the population, Latinos are a minority with 13% of the population, gays are a minority with 10% of the population, and the richest 1% of tax payers are only 0.5% of the population and as such are the creme de la creme of minorities.
Asking one half of one percent of the US population to pay for 37% of the total income tax and only have a voice of 0.5% as a voting block is on face unfair.
Perhaps the committee on Deficit Reduction should consider a new way to cast a vote.
One thousand dollars in federal taxes should give the payer of tax monies more say in electing our representatives. Everybody gets one vote. But the rich, they are different from you and me. If they pay $100,000 in federal income taxes they may vote one time, but it is counted as 100 votes. Since these 1.5 million tax payers pay about $650,000,000,000 in taxes this would give them about 650 million more votes, more than enough to carry elections their way, since only about 110 million people vote in our elections, some of whom are US citizens!
Barack Hussein Obama and the Super Select Congressional 12, who, in no particular order, are, Brother Kerry,D Ma, Sister Murray,D Wa, Brother Baucus, D, Mt, Brother Kyle, R. Az, Brother Toomey, R. Pa, Brother Portman, R. Oh, Brother Hensarling, R. Tx, Brother Camp, R. MI, Brother Upton, R. Mi, Brother Becerra, D. Ca,
Brother Van Hollen, D. Ma, and Black Brother Clyburn, D. SC.
As a Southerner, I am thinking it is not looking too good for Dixie when the committee makes its recommendations for funding cuts. Our share of the delicious Washington DC Pork Pot Pie will be quite a bit smaller. But since the Civil War we here in the South are used to being looked upon as a bastard half step-child with the only people still stupid enough in this country to teach our children about patriotism and our numbers in the armed services bear this out.
I have an acquaintance whose son was lost on the most recent helio crash in Afghanistan, yes, a Navy Seal. Tragic. Lets save money by carrying all our elite forces into a dangerous fire zone in one great big noisy helio. Wow, who made that brilliant call?
Jack, Jack, no no no no, you have Clyburn from South Carolina and Hensarling from Texas to look out for you. A liberal democrat and a Texan, is that all we got. I cry foul as the representatives are predominately from blue states and heavily indebted to Union Thuggery, not Civil War type Union, but the Unions who sup and dine beyond satiety at the feeding troughs set out by a complacent congress.
Am I reaching when I ask if Obama has a Christ complex? Why you could easily think the 12, clearly a biblical number with "The One" as the President is known is some circles, could be a clever ruse to get those who cling to their religion and bibles on board with the economic rape and pillage of America. Just a thought.
Anyway, I will be glad to address this most powerful and diverse Super Congressional Committee. They probably do not want to know what Jack would do.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President/invitee to the First Joint Strike Committee To Save Our Nation's Standard and Poor Credit Rating
"If you can't stand the heat, you are going to hate global warming!" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
Has anybody seen Albert "FREAKINSTEYN" Gore, Jr lately, looking as tough as an elderly Male Cheerleader, cursing about the Global Warming deniers? He seriously needs his middle chakra released. Are there no hookers or women with low self-esteem left out there who can ease this man's pain? He has got money, you got eye lids and imagination. Where is Gloria Steinem when you really, really need her? I am beginning to think she is all hat and no cattle, I mean cuddle. JDM
Maybe a tattoo and a Harley would help him with the ladies? JDM
We are equally flummoxed when we learned the top 1% of US wage earners pay 37% of the taxes collected. And now Baroke Hussein Obama is asking congress to go back to that well and dig deeper into this tiniest and most helpless minority's pocket and see what more they can pull out.
Let's face it, blacks are a minority with 12 percent of the population, Latinos are a minority with 13% of the population, gays are a minority with 10% of the population, and the richest 1% of tax payers are only 0.5% of the population and as such are the creme de la creme of minorities.
Asking one half of one percent of the US population to pay for 37% of the total income tax and only have a voice of 0.5% as a voting block is on face unfair.
Perhaps the committee on Deficit Reduction should consider a new way to cast a vote.
One thousand dollars in federal taxes should give the payer of tax monies more say in electing our representatives. Everybody gets one vote. But the rich, they are different from you and me. If they pay $100,000 in federal income taxes they may vote one time, but it is counted as 100 votes. Since these 1.5 million tax payers pay about $650,000,000,000 in taxes this would give them about 650 million more votes, more than enough to carry elections their way, since only about 110 million people vote in our elections, some of whom are US citizens!
Barack Hussein Obama and the Super Select Congressional 12, who, in no particular order, are, Brother Kerry,D Ma, Sister Murray,D Wa, Brother Baucus, D, Mt, Brother Kyle, R. Az, Brother Toomey, R. Pa, Brother Portman, R. Oh, Brother Hensarling, R. Tx, Brother Camp, R. MI, Brother Upton, R. Mi, Brother Becerra, D. Ca,
Brother Van Hollen, D. Ma, and Black Brother Clyburn, D. SC.
As a Southerner, I am thinking it is not looking too good for Dixie when the committee makes its recommendations for funding cuts. Our share of the delicious Washington DC Pork Pot Pie will be quite a bit smaller. But since the Civil War we here in the South are used to being looked upon as a bastard half step-child with the only people still stupid enough in this country to teach our children about patriotism and our numbers in the armed services bear this out.
I have an acquaintance whose son was lost on the most recent helio crash in Afghanistan, yes, a Navy Seal. Tragic. Lets save money by carrying all our elite forces into a dangerous fire zone in one great big noisy helio. Wow, who made that brilliant call?
Jack, Jack, no no no no, you have Clyburn from South Carolina and Hensarling from Texas to look out for you. A liberal democrat and a Texan, is that all we got. I cry foul as the representatives are predominately from blue states and heavily indebted to Union Thuggery, not Civil War type Union, but the Unions who sup and dine beyond satiety at the feeding troughs set out by a complacent congress.
Am I reaching when I ask if Obama has a Christ complex? Why you could easily think the 12, clearly a biblical number with "The One" as the President is known is some circles, could be a clever ruse to get those who cling to their religion and bibles on board with the economic rape and pillage of America. Just a thought.
Anyway, I will be glad to address this most powerful and diverse Super Congressional Committee. They probably do not want to know what Jack would do.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President/invitee to the First Joint Strike Committee To Save Our Nation's Standard and Poor Credit Rating
"If you can't stand the heat, you are going to hate global warming!" Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
Has anybody seen Albert "FREAKINSTEYN" Gore, Jr lately, looking as tough as an elderly Male Cheerleader, cursing about the Global Warming deniers? He seriously needs his middle chakra released. Are there no hookers or women with low self-esteem left out there who can ease this man's pain? He has got money, you got eye lids and imagination. Where is Gloria Steinem when you really, really need her? I am beginning to think she is all hat and no cattle, I mean cuddle. JDM
Maybe a tattoo and a Harley would help him with the ladies? JDM
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Review Mark Steyn's Book:"After America"
I got an autographed copy of Mark Steyn's latest release for my birthday which astonishingly falls on the same day as our gifted baritone American president who is leading us to third world status making Mark's book not only plausible, but eminent.
"After America", by historian and Canadian humorist, Mark Steyn is a great book.
Mark's award winning and Canadian Human Rights Commission taunting humor is on display from page one. Mark Steyn takes no prisoners in his look at where America has been and where it is headed.
As president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, I heartily recommend this book as a seriously humorous look at our government sponsored ride into the financial abyss.
Get the autographed copy from the Mark Steyn Store on line. You can get there on the drudgereport.com.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Steyn and Twain, are both on the Mark when it comes to political humor." Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008
"After America", by historian and Canadian humorist, Mark Steyn is a great book.
Mark's award winning and Canadian Human Rights Commission taunting humor is on display from page one. Mark Steyn takes no prisoners in his look at where America has been and where it is headed.
As president of the Urban Poverty Law Center, I heartily recommend this book as a seriously humorous look at our government sponsored ride into the financial abyss.
Get the autographed copy from the Mark Steyn Store on line. You can get there on the drudgereport.com.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Steyn and Twain, are both on the Mark when it comes to political humor." Mother Maybolt, 1922-2008
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Crop/Cattle Report: Who Was Al Gore Jr?
For those of you unfamiliar with Western Tennessee, it is a largely agricultural economy with Memphis as the nipple on the edge of the Mississippi River. We are fortunate to live in a geographical location which receives almost 60 inches of annual rain fall. Some farmers have placed deep wells to irrigate, but most rely on nature to do the heavy work. We got rain again the past two days, and our crops without heavenly water for 9 days were grateful for the drink. I hope the pastures scorched by the few days of Albert Gore, Jr Memorial 100 degree dog days of August rekindle the green grasses our cattle are fond of eating.
My cotton is in full bloom and the boles are soon to develop. We've had enough heat already to make cotton this year. My soy beans are thick, lush and green and are flowering as well and some pods are beginning to make. The corn is over 10 feet high and the cobs are making as this is written. The cows are dropping calves, 7 new ones in a fortnight. We have baled over 200 large round bales of hay so far this year and with a little luck will get about 50 more if the rain cooperates. We only wait for a bountiful harvest and a large check from the grain broker, then we can pay our fair shares to help our cash strapped and recently Standard and Poor fallen Public Savants.
The full faith and credit of the United States of America used to mean something when adults ran the show in Washington.
Now that the political class has been overrun by thugs and carpetbaggers only there for personal gain and prestige, our
national stock has been sullied.
Fortunately, enough intelligent people in this country were awakened by the strained groans and the subsequent shuddering and bucking the Obama administration's Marxist inputs into our economy caused to elect 70 good patriots in 2010 to congress who tried to save us from the financial Armageddon wrought by the crack team of economic demolition experts assembled by Barack Hussein Obama after his selection as President.
These patriots will be joined by at least 70 more patriots and a bright new president and another handful of senators who will all be elected in 2012 to help guide the country and its fortunes back to the only place in the world where a person with a good idea can make a fortune the old fashion way, through hard work, perseverance and good luck. Your days of corporate cronyism are coming to an end. We will shine the light on your operation and it will end. You in Washington know who you are. Be very, very afraid. Ask Al Gore how lonely life can be on the political refuse heap of bad policy and snake oil sales? Google him if you do not recall him. He will soon be joined there by another group of pikers who cannot go to Gore soon enough for my liking.
Going to Gore is like getting Borked. The political savvy need no explanation. Going Gore is every pols nightmare. It means your political vision for America has been rejected and you have been labeled as a goof and a buffoon. Obama and his
Chicago goons will be turned out and the election results of 2010 have spoken to their reserve tickets to ride on the high speed rail line to Goreville,to join Albert Gore, Jr on the smoldering ash heap of bad political ideas.
Low taxes, a level playing field, and a stable economic climate for our businesses to thrive is not too much to ask. The Obama Doctrine for the economy is a loser! Sarah Palin knows what the Obama Doctrine is.
Obama Economic Doctrine: "Taxes will rise. Energy costs will necessarily skyrocket. All are helped when we spread the wealth around."
Not in America, Barack Hussein Obama. Your form of collectivism has failed everywhere it has been tired, USSR, China, Cuba, Europe. The human spirit has some charitable components, but self preservation is a stronger force. Effort wanes when it is not tied directly to rewards.
My efforts for a good crop and healthy livestock will be rewarded if we can get our governing bodies back into the role of public servant and out of their role as fanatical fairness fairies of the economy. I am reminded of the children on the playground who are indignant whenever a fairness doctrine is broken and spend 10 minutes of playtime crying about it. The free markets are not fair, they are free. Get used to it. It is what it is.
Another dose of healing for America will come in November of 2012. More free market patriots will be elected to office and the fair market fairies of the Obama administration will have to flicker back to academia where their tinkering will not bring the American economic engine to its knees ever again. Academics are best left in academia, and their pointy-headed theories best hashed out over a cup of java or a joint after office hour and not foisted on the world's largest economy in a time of weakness.
God help if we ever elect another group of pointy headed academics with loose economic morals and penchants for living the high life on other peoples dimes to lead America. We will not put up with that nonsense! We can barely tolerate Hollywood as it is, you too Washington, DC?
I am Jackson Delano Maybolt, President of the Urban Poverty Law Center
"If a pride of lions invite you over for dinner is it discrimination to send your regrets?" Mother Maybolt, 1928-2008
My cotton is in full bloom and the boles are soon to develop. We've had enough heat already to make cotton this year. My soy beans are thick, lush and green and are flowering as well and some pods are beginning to make. The corn is over 10 feet high and the cobs are making as this is written. The cows are dropping calves, 7 new ones in a fortnight. We have baled over 200 large round bales of hay so far this year and with a little luck will get about 50 more if the rain cooperates. We only wait for a bountiful harvest and a large check from the grain broker, then we can pay our fair shares to help our cash strapped and recently Standard and Poor fallen Public Savants.
The full faith and credit of the United States of America used to mean something when adults ran the show in Washington.
Now that the political class has been overrun by thugs and carpetbaggers only there for personal gain and prestige, our
national stock has been sullied.
Fortunately, enough intelligent people in this country were awakened by the strained groans and the subsequent shuddering and bucking the Obama administration's Marxist inputs into our economy caused to elect 70 good patriots in 2010 to congress who tried to save us from the financial Armageddon wrought by the crack team of economic demolition experts assembled by Barack Hussein Obama after his selection as President.
These patriots will be joined by at least 70 more patriots and a bright new president and another handful of senators who will all be elected in 2012 to help guide the country and its fortunes back to the only place in the world where a person with a good idea can make a fortune the old fashion way, through hard work, perseverance and good luck. Your days of corporate cronyism are coming to an end. We will shine the light on your operation and it will end. You in Washington know who you are. Be very, very afraid. Ask Al Gore how lonely life can be on the political refuse heap of bad policy and snake oil sales? Google him if you do not recall him. He will soon be joined there by another group of pikers who cannot go to Gore soon enough for my liking.
Going to Gore is like getting Borked. The political savvy need no explanation. Going Gore is every pols nightmare. It means your political vision for America has been rejected and you have been labeled as a goof and a buffoon. Obama and his
Chicago goons will be turned out and the election results of 2010 have spoken to their reserve tickets to ride on the high speed rail line to Goreville,to join Albert Gore, Jr on the smoldering ash heap of bad political ideas.
Low taxes, a level playing field, and a stable economic climate for our businesses to thrive is not too much to ask. The Obama Doctrine for the economy is a loser! Sarah Palin knows what the Obama Doctrine is.
Obama Economic Doctrine: "Taxes will rise. Energy costs will necessarily skyrocket. All are helped when we spread the wealth around."
Not in America, Barack Hussein Obama. Your form of collectivism has failed everywhere it has been tired, USSR, China, Cuba, Europe. The human spirit has some charitable components, but self preservation is a stronger force. Effort wanes when it is not tied directly to rewards.
My efforts for a good crop and healthy livestock will be rewarded if we can get our governing bodies back into the role of public servant and out of their role as fanatical fairness fairies of the economy. I am reminded of the children on the playground who are indignant whenever a fairness doctrine is broken and spend 10 minutes of playtime crying about it. The free markets are not fair, they are free. Get used to it. It is what it is.
Another dose of healing for America will come in November of 2012. More free market patriots will be elected to office and the fair market fairies of the Obama administration will have to flicker back to academia where their tinkering will not bring the American economic engine to its knees ever again. Academics are best left in academia, and their pointy-headed theories best hashed out over a cup of java or a joint after office hour and not foisted on the world's largest economy in a time of weakness.
God help if we ever elect another group of pointy headed academics with loose economic morals and penchants for living the high life on other peoples dimes to lead America. We will not put up with that nonsense! We can barely tolerate Hollywood as it is, you too Washington, DC?
I am Jackson Delano Maybolt, President of the Urban Poverty Law Center
"If a pride of lions invite you over for dinner is it discrimination to send your regrets?" Mother Maybolt, 1928-2008
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Plans Birthday Bash for Jack and Barack
As the titular head of the Urban Poverty Law Center I believe it is time to confess to what I believe is a quirky freakish coincidence.
I will provide the reader with a clue from a series of lines from Beatles songs people of my generation were privy to hear and study.
We looked for the hidden meaning, Paul was dead. Number nine, number nine.
you say it is your birthday
it is my birthday too yeah
black bird singing in the dead of night
Michele my belle
these are words that go together well
Obladee obladah life goes on on, bra
la la how their life goes on
Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need somebody's
Heelllppp!
Hey Jude,
don't take it bad
take a sad song
and make it better
Hey I am the taxman
Yeah the taxman
and you are working
for no one but me
You say you want a revolution
well you know
but if you want money for people with minds that hate
all I can tell you brother is you'll have to wait
I believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were channeling Nostradamus when writing the lyrics to their string of hits.
I will spend the rest of the space explaining how the lines above are pertinent.
The birthday line predicts the birther movement that sprung up after Obama's election and by the way It is my birthday too, Jack Maybolt is 58 today, and ready to put on the prosthetic leg and party.
Blackbird is singing in the dead of night refers to Obama's hidden agenda for this country. Had he been straight forward with voters in 2008, that he planned to ruin health care, raise taxes, keep unemployment high, and play 32,776 holes of golf, and spend 10 trillion dollars of paper money on his friends along with 10 trillion he extracts from the American taxpayer, that republican Troll from the Senate, and that cute former governor of Alaska would be at the controls.
Michele, my belle predicts the first Lady's many trips abroad as a good will ambassador to the world.
Obladee, Obladah references the strife in the Middle East and Obama's peculiar change in American Policy in its waning commitment to the security of Israel, Later in the song McCartney has Desmond putting on his pretty face in a gender switch, cross dressing reference which serves to give me pause to reflect.
"Which is it Mr President , boxers or pink laced frillies?" The world wants to know.
Hey Jude, you in Israel know what this warns of. Listen, Ben, it is all there.
Help is what we all need with this bunch in charge.
Taxman, yeah yeah yeah. Needs no further explanation. Words speak for themselves!
Revolution is too complex to be treated lightly in this thread, but Lennon and McCartney saw it coming. They sang about it and we are living it. "All I can tell you brother is you can count me out.....IN!"
Anyway, Happy birthday Mr. President. Seventeen percent unemployment since you took over from Geo Bush. Businesses afraid to commit capital to a losing venture. Children going hungry, college kids saddled with debts they will never be able to repay without a job. Gold up 100%. We all know you mean well. Hit the links and chase the dimpled white ball.
Did I mention I saw the Beatles when they preformed in Memphis. I was twelve and you were four.
We share a birth date, but we do not share the same vision for America.
Jimmy Carter just hoping he can hang on to this life long enough to hear what he has been waiting for all these years......
that he is no longer the worst president of modern times.
Meanwhile, my guitar gently weeps for this country.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"The Beatles made a lot of racket in the sixties and baby sat my teens." Mother Maybolt 1926-2008
I will provide the reader with a clue from a series of lines from Beatles songs people of my generation were privy to hear and study.
We looked for the hidden meaning, Paul was dead. Number nine, number nine.
you say it is your birthday
it is my birthday too yeah
black bird singing in the dead of night
Michele my belle
these are words that go together well
Obladee obladah life goes on on, bra
la la how their life goes on
Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need somebody's
Heelllppp!
Hey Jude,
don't take it bad
take a sad song
and make it better
Hey I am the taxman
Yeah the taxman
and you are working
for no one but me
You say you want a revolution
well you know
but if you want money for people with minds that hate
all I can tell you brother is you'll have to wait
I believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were channeling Nostradamus when writing the lyrics to their string of hits.
I will spend the rest of the space explaining how the lines above are pertinent.
The birthday line predicts the birther movement that sprung up after Obama's election and by the way It is my birthday too, Jack Maybolt is 58 today, and ready to put on the prosthetic leg and party.
Blackbird is singing in the dead of night refers to Obama's hidden agenda for this country. Had he been straight forward with voters in 2008, that he planned to ruin health care, raise taxes, keep unemployment high, and play 32,776 holes of golf, and spend 10 trillion dollars of paper money on his friends along with 10 trillion he extracts from the American taxpayer, that republican Troll from the Senate, and that cute former governor of Alaska would be at the controls.
Michele, my belle predicts the first Lady's many trips abroad as a good will ambassador to the world.
Obladee, Obladah references the strife in the Middle East and Obama's peculiar change in American Policy in its waning commitment to the security of Israel, Later in the song McCartney has Desmond putting on his pretty face in a gender switch, cross dressing reference which serves to give me pause to reflect.
"Which is it Mr President , boxers or pink laced frillies?" The world wants to know.
Hey Jude, you in Israel know what this warns of. Listen, Ben, it is all there.
Help is what we all need with this bunch in charge.
Taxman, yeah yeah yeah. Needs no further explanation. Words speak for themselves!
Revolution is too complex to be treated lightly in this thread, but Lennon and McCartney saw it coming. They sang about it and we are living it. "All I can tell you brother is you can count me out.....IN!"
Anyway, Happy birthday Mr. President. Seventeen percent unemployment since you took over from Geo Bush. Businesses afraid to commit capital to a losing venture. Children going hungry, college kids saddled with debts they will never be able to repay without a job. Gold up 100%. We all know you mean well. Hit the links and chase the dimpled white ball.
Did I mention I saw the Beatles when they preformed in Memphis. I was twelve and you were four.
We share a birth date, but we do not share the same vision for America.
Jimmy Carter just hoping he can hang on to this life long enough to hear what he has been waiting for all these years......
that he is no longer the worst president of modern times.
Meanwhile, my guitar gently weeps for this country.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"The Beatles made a lot of racket in the sixties and baby sat my teens." Mother Maybolt 1926-2008
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Supports Planned Budget Deficit Buy Out Offer
Our researchers at UPLC have carefully combed through the newly crafted Debt Ceiling Bill before congress and found a tiny paragraph that I believe most US taxpayers will find of interest. It is hidden in the language on page 1475, paragraph three:
" taxpayers will be offered a one time buyout which will remove them from the tax rolls permanently through a
payment of $46,973 on or before 31, December 2011, made to the United States Treasury. This payment
represents each citizen's share of the 14.3 trillion dollar debt. The treasury will borrow funds to offset lost tax
revenue from the citizens expected to take the offer."
Write your congressman and senator's or call them to make sure this language stays in the final version of the bill. This is a great offer. No more taxes for the cost of a well equipped SUV!
Then I saw Geithner interviewed by Charlie Rose. I knew this was too good to be true.
When Rose asked about the one time buyout for taxpayers, Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner, said they expect to raise about 10 trillion dollars which will keep the country flush for about two years, by which time the new green economy would be up and running. "
" What we are not telling people is we plan to scrap the US Tax Code in favor of a European styled Value Added Tax and a National Sales tax. These should be in place and capture plenty of revenues for our needs before the 2012 election. The NST and the VAT would capture revenues that are lost when taxpayers cheat by participating in the underground cash economy.
We expect to collect 3.8 trillion dollars the first year alone from the private sector. The US public will have to understand that the federal government has a lifestyle to maintain. We have parks and buildings and employees and armies and navies and other essential stuff necessary to keep them safe and free to work hard for us. Do you know how much it costs to keep up Arlington National Cemetery? A lot! We spend over a million dollars a month just to keep its 624 acres mowed and looking neat. This is the third year Joe Biden's grandsons, age 13 and 11 got the bid on the mowing of Arlington National Cemetery. Of course they have a team of Mexicans on zero turn mowers doing most of the work, but it is looking good! Brayden and Braxton Biden are chips off the old block when it comes to feeding at the public trough. They have learned from one of the best."
My despair about the debt and out of control spending is fading. There is nothing an ordinary citizen can do but as mother put it, "when rape is inevitable, relax and make some noise so he finishes sooner." I plan to write my congressional delegation and tell them what a great job they have done. Perhaps they will let me know when it is over.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Having congress watch your money is like having your dog watch your food."
Mark Twain subbing for Mother Maybolt who took the week off to travel.
" taxpayers will be offered a one time buyout which will remove them from the tax rolls permanently through a
payment of $46,973 on or before 31, December 2011, made to the United States Treasury. This payment
represents each citizen's share of the 14.3 trillion dollar debt. The treasury will borrow funds to offset lost tax
revenue from the citizens expected to take the offer."
Write your congressman and senator's or call them to make sure this language stays in the final version of the bill. This is a great offer. No more taxes for the cost of a well equipped SUV!
Then I saw Geithner interviewed by Charlie Rose. I knew this was too good to be true.
When Rose asked about the one time buyout for taxpayers, Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner, said they expect to raise about 10 trillion dollars which will keep the country flush for about two years, by which time the new green economy would be up and running. "
" What we are not telling people is we plan to scrap the US Tax Code in favor of a European styled Value Added Tax and a National Sales tax. These should be in place and capture plenty of revenues for our needs before the 2012 election. The NST and the VAT would capture revenues that are lost when taxpayers cheat by participating in the underground cash economy.
We expect to collect 3.8 trillion dollars the first year alone from the private sector. The US public will have to understand that the federal government has a lifestyle to maintain. We have parks and buildings and employees and armies and navies and other essential stuff necessary to keep them safe and free to work hard for us. Do you know how much it costs to keep up Arlington National Cemetery? A lot! We spend over a million dollars a month just to keep its 624 acres mowed and looking neat. This is the third year Joe Biden's grandsons, age 13 and 11 got the bid on the mowing of Arlington National Cemetery. Of course they have a team of Mexicans on zero turn mowers doing most of the work, but it is looking good! Brayden and Braxton Biden are chips off the old block when it comes to feeding at the public trough. They have learned from one of the best."
My despair about the debt and out of control spending is fading. There is nothing an ordinary citizen can do but as mother put it, "when rape is inevitable, relax and make some noise so he finishes sooner." I plan to write my congressional delegation and tell them what a great job they have done. Perhaps they will let me know when it is over.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Having congress watch your money is like having your dog watch your food."
Mark Twain subbing for Mother Maybolt who took the week off to travel.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Pulls a Fast One On Budget Day Minus One
I refer you to my prior posting on the budget dated 16, July 2011.
It is lonely here at the top.
Inflation 's just another word
For nothing left to lose.
Aw nothing baby, nothing If
I ain't got you!
I suggest you do not put off those purchases of Gold and Silver.
Any big purchases will cost more in the next few years when the
green machine at the Federal Reserve Bank begins it deafening whirl
Gold at $2000 per ounce by labor day, Silver at $50 an ounce
oil at $150 per barrel
Corn at $10 a bushel
soybeans at $20 a bushel
cotton at $1.75 a pound
Congressional salaries up 30% to keep even with what they have wrought.
Our salaries stale.
The flight from the US Dollar will begin in earnest this week. So do not be the last one out.
Stock up on everything you need for the rest of the year.
Good luck, if our power is cut off here in the country I will try to get some postings out from time to time, but
I have been seeing some characters who do not fit in well down here driving slowly down these back roads,
all with crew cuts and wearing the curly cue ear pieces in black suits. I have an escape plan, But this may be
my last posting......
My door was just breached by a swat tactical force, they have demanded I stop my typing...... I must hit the publish button,,,,
I will try my bast,.................
JDM, UPLC
It is lonely here at the top.
Inflation 's just another word
For nothing left to lose.
Aw nothing baby, nothing If
I ain't got you!
I suggest you do not put off those purchases of Gold and Silver.
Any big purchases will cost more in the next few years when the
green machine at the Federal Reserve Bank begins it deafening whirl
Gold at $2000 per ounce by labor day, Silver at $50 an ounce
oil at $150 per barrel
Corn at $10 a bushel
soybeans at $20 a bushel
cotton at $1.75 a pound
Congressional salaries up 30% to keep even with what they have wrought.
Our salaries stale.
The flight from the US Dollar will begin in earnest this week. So do not be the last one out.
Stock up on everything you need for the rest of the year.
Good luck, if our power is cut off here in the country I will try to get some postings out from time to time, but
I have been seeing some characters who do not fit in well down here driving slowly down these back roads,
all with crew cuts and wearing the curly cue ear pieces in black suits. I have an escape plan, But this may be
my last posting......
My door was just breached by a swat tactical force, they have demanded I stop my typing...... I must hit the publish button,,,,
I will try my bast,.................
JDM, UPLC
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