We all know it. Why hide it? President Obama is a smoker. Is this news to anyone?
Is this another example of the liberal media unable to factually report on this beautiful man so as not to upset the already toppling apple cart? The cart is tipping from Obama's mealy mouthed pettiness and petulance and his communist leanings and yearnings for this country are not going over well with the natives.
I can understand hiding Woodrow Wilson's gambling habit from the public for the good of the public, and FDR's gimpy legs and his being wheelchair bound which would give some Americans cause for alarm knowing the president could not jump up and run when and if ever "Fire!" was shouted illegally in a crowded theater. And if the public had learned of JFK's need to plant his seed daily or he would suffer from severe headaches, how could little Johnny and little Suzy be kept from trying this headache remedy themselves?
But what I can not understand is what difference would a picture of 'Obama bin Smoking' make in the larger scheme of the world politique? He is not a very formidable photographic subject with his slight build and hairless chest. Not the sort of black man his late "typical white person" grandmother would even cross the street to avoid. He is an effete and effeminate man, in a Michael Jackson body with a beautiful a Barry White baritone voice. He should be playing "Chef" on South Park instead of leading the world's only superpower.
My offer is to award $10,000 cash to the best journalistic photograph of President Obama smoking a cigarette. These must be submitted with the negative so I have control over the print in its entirety. My contention is that he is so protected by his handlers there is not a chance this photograph could ever be made. We know he is doing it.
Maybe he could use the cigarette as a prop to make himself more manly like the Marlboro Man of the 60's who died of lung cancer in the 80's.
Bush thought. Does anyone doubt unflattering photo's would have been plastered all over the news if George W. Bush smoked just one cigarette?
This offer is good until he leaves office in January of 2013.
Prediction: if he looses in November he will smoke up the White House and party nightly at our expense like it is 1999. I wonder if it may be best to keep the results of the election secret and have security escort him out on January 21, 2013 to avoid all the messy partying.
I once had a tenant in a small farm house who stopped paying rent for 5 months and evictions in Colorado were impossible. It was worth the small fortune to get rid of them. I am afraid this is how the public will feel when this current lefty closet smoker departs for greener pastures.
Shouldn't a commie leave for redder pastures to keep our color codes consistent?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
The blood and brain spattered Keffiyeh, the Arab headdress, worn by Osama Bin Laden when he got his "double tap" to the head was presented to President Obama by the Navy Seal Team 6. Rumor is Obama wears it around the White House at night when he smokes. JDM
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