Thursday, May 10, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center: The Mind Is A Terrible Thing. Gay Marriage, Yes. Gay Tax, Hell Yes!

With 88 million Americans out of work seems President Barack Obama could support a jobs bill or a tax break or something to help the struggling economy along, no?

Instead of some wonderful ideas springing from that ginormous head of his framed by those clown-like pair of oversized ears which should place him in the top one percent of listeners, now he has come out to support marriage between two men, two women, and two anythings, will soon be next, followed by one something and three something else's. The permutations on this are endless and some are delightfully titillating to contemplate.

Gay marriage will fall from favor when unemployment reaches 100% among the homosexuals.
I wonder what the homosexual unemployment rate is today. They or we, who knows my real predilection for sexual partners since every bedroom in America has a closet, tend to be educated and professionals and flock to cities and make a good living in jobs with benefits for wives and husbands, and not for same sex partners.

This is the rub. It is all about the money. Is anyone so naive to believe it is about the romance and the love and the disappointment in not being given the respect the homosexual bitter clingers to their sodomic rights under the constitution demand from the rest of the country?

My father was a liberal. He believed gays should be allowed to marry and have the same financial benefits married heterosexuals enjoy, but he thought the gays should pay a tax to pay for what problems their life style has caused in the public health of this country and for not raising children from their union.

Billions, perhaps trillions, of dollars has been spent on HIV research and drugs over the past three decades and now with the new antiviral drugs Aids is no longer a death sentence for these practitioners of the peculiar.

His other argument for higher taxes on gay couples is based on not having to raise children born of the marriage, which leaves them with a lot more expendable income than Bob and Margaret who are caring for the next generation, while Teddy and Barack, to pick a couple of gayish names at random, are worried where they will jet off to on the next overly indulgent vacation. Teddy and Barack, by opting out of the hidden child care tax, some say is now about $137,432 per child by the time you get them out of your basement and off your health insurance, are rich compared to Bob and Margaret.

This means if Teddy and Barack did not raise 2 children each, they have an extra $10,000 per year to subsidize Bob and Margaret so Bob and Margaret's four children can subsidize Teddy and Barack's social security as they nurtured no next generation to carry that burden, when age and gieserdom hit Teddy and Barack.

In summation: get married but be prepared to pay the gay tax. Be honest, it costs society something to support your takers only lifestyle. So be man enough to pay for it! Is there any doubt this money strapped congress of mostly heterosexuals will have any qualms taxing you and me brother? They just need an excuse. Fairness is what every politico harps on these days and the Gay Tax sounds fair. Beats the hell out of the carbon tax which was hard for the average person to sink his teeth into.

I wonder if congress would investigate these vocal complainers and tax them if life would settle down a bit for the rest of us and these dolts would join us in the silent majority. Hum?

Do you know why divorces and the gay taxes cost so much? Because they are worth it!


Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"If you desire more of something, declare war on it, if you desire less of something, tax it!" Mother Maybolt, 1924-2008

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