Friday, July 31, 2020

Hello? Obama? You Are Of Little Consequence, Now. Sunsets Are Westward, Go!

The Trump Tempest has blown the Obama Presidency off the pages of relevancy and into the stark desert of irrelevancy.  Did BHO miss the lecture about ex-presidents?  Based on his campaign styled speech at the unmistakeably dead John Lewis's DNC pep rally, he hasn't got a clue.

His presidency (Obama's) has been forgotten like the nightmare it was.  ISIS, destroyed, Obamacare, on life support, Paris Climate Accord, left out in the sun too long and gone, Iran Nuclear Deal, kaput, his plan to destroy property values in the suburbs, inked away by DJT's more powerful pen.  His rules of engagement to insure no muslims are killed in the ME, toast!  America is energy independent and not depending on the low IQ sultans and shieks of the ME.  The rule of law is gradually coming back under Trump and his justice department.  The supreme court is closer to the constitution than ever before.  RBG is the only thing stopping  complete conservative rulings.  A weak reed, indeed.

His legacy candidates, Hillary Clinton, rebuked by middle America, and now his VP Biden is too feeble to fuse two complete thoughts together in a sentence.   America mocks him.

The election of Donald Trump was the equivalent of Middle America sticking its tongue out and both middle fingers up at Barack Hussein Obama.  How much more of a complete repudiation can there be politically?

Obama presided over the worst economic recovery in our history, he stoked the fires of racial discord,  the only thing he did for America was to be such a sorry president that he paved the way for Donald Trump to succeed him.

And for this Barack Hussein Obama, Americans are truly grateful.

Thank you, now like Horace Greeley once quiped:  "Go west young man!"

The rendezvous with your sunset is waiting.

More golf, less complaining, no campaigning, keep that pie hole shut.  BHO, your time to fundamentally change America has passed, and I like it.  You gave us Trump.  And you were so bad we could not accept more of the same with Hillary and I will bet Biden, like Hillary, will be rejected on your coattails.

You were truly a transformative President, but not in the way you envisioned.

I am just glad John Lewis did not have to sit through your self-aggrandizing faux tribute.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center


Thursday, July 30, 2020

Reclaiming My Time! Time For Trump To Declare Martial Law And Postpone The Election

The Nadler hosted Dog and A-hole show to Roast AG Barr has come and passed.   Not unlike ice cream processed by Pelosi's 80 year old gastrointestinal tract unhindered by that 80 plus yr old anal sphincter,  gross, I know, it spewed hatred and vitriol at an honorable man, AG Barr.

Hatred of all things Trump and vitriol towards AG Barr.  Is this the kind of representative government we deserve?

"Reclaiming my time" was the democrat screetch of the day.  AG Barr was muzzled by the silliest pols in DC.   Precipice Paypals, the congress person from Washington State, who is most concerned with pronouncing her name correctly, is an embodiment of Adult Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.  Her look, though acceptable for democrat, would never pass for republican.  She has a pinched face with narrow set eyes and should see Pelosi's and Kamala's plastic surgeon before she takes center stage on the Judicial Committee again.

If she does not she is truly not thinking of those of us who were forced to look at her when she was starting to lose her temper, a fetal alcohol syndrome symptom.   Where is her sense of decency and her sense of empathy, again missing in the personalities of FAS.   Puisne Paypals D, Washington is representative of the kind of dysfunctional pols placed in DC by the misinformed democrat voter.

A voter who watches CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNBC, FOX, and listens to NPR, and believes what he/she/xe hears and sees.  Orange Man Bad, the good peoples hoax, injecting clorox into patients, the Russia collusion hoax, the impeachment hoax, and now the China virus is Orange Man's fault hoax.

Who but Orange Man has made America energy independent and brought back $2 a gallon gasoline down from $4 a gallon under Obama biden?  Who has defeated ISIS and its caliphate in less than a year.  Who got us out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, the bogus Paris Climate Accords, the bad for America NAFTA, and placed trade tariffs on China, and placed the American worker at the head of the line?

Who has built the wall to stop the flow of illegal immigrants, illegal drugs, and human trafficking?

Who has been hamstrung for his entire presidency by the Trump hating media and the democrats?

It is time for President Trump to reclaim his time and postpone the election until 2024.

Declare a national emergency and just do it.

It is justifiable.   It is the law.

Google has posted its warning and I will close this now.  Not that many will ever read this.

I protest Google's war against conservative thought and writings.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

We Will Give You DC Statehood, But Trump You With Russian Statehood

The world needs to form alliances against the growing CHINAHeaze hegemony.  Statehood for Washington DC is part of the answer.

Everyone on the left would agree that Putin and Trump are BFF's.   Now would it be unusual for BFFs to look out for one another?  I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine?

Not too long ago President Trump was chided for his call to purchase Greenland from Denmark.
It was a fantastic idea.  Minerals galore, borders the Artic, now known to be rich in petroleum products, and countries are positioning themselves to be in on the production of said riches when the time comes.

Trump might want to make Russia the 52nd through 72nd US American state which would strengthen our position vs CHINAH, and give us 130 million more conservative citizens.  They would have to go along with our bill of rights,  and would get the representation in congress and the senate for each of the 20 states they must form.

Two senators from each state, thats 40 conservatives to counter the 2 liberal democrats we would be getting from DC,  and probably 120 congressmen, again more likley than not to add to the conservative roster.

Three supreme court positions from Russia, again conservatives, and they get access to American banking, business and the partnership would benefit all parties but the democrat party.

If the Russian experiment works out well, next is India.

Russia has Siberia if we run out of room at Gitmo.

Bonus!

Vladmir Scarcoma, MPH  Intern, Urban Poverty Law Center

Monday, June 29, 2020

Everybody Gets A Trophy Gone Mad

Boomers sprang from the loins of the WW II survivors in the US and the teens who lived through it.

We were pampered as our parents, using the work ethic instilled into them by parents who lived through the depression and hard times magnified by that great progressive F. D. Roosevelt and finally ended by the great economic genius A. F. Hitler,  worked hard and prospered.  We boomers prospered, new bicycles, color TV's, real news,  real movies made by talented people, a deep state in its infancy,  the death of a president,  the Beatles,  a moon walk not associated with a pop star, Playboy magazine at boy scout camps with Tits N Ass and nothing under the grass, but a few radicals and the self proclaimed intelligentia of Boom were spawned.  William Ayers, Bernie Dorn,  the Black Panthers, the SLA stole Patty Hearst robbing a few banks,  while the deep state was busy killing and maiming our poor in a small Southeastern Asian country.

Maybe we are called "boomers" because of the number of explosive devices we detonated?

Up from this soup come the Clintons, Gore,  W. Bush, and finally, with that summa cum laude, out of nothing, Obama, and to balance all these Brainiac Boomers,  along came Trump.

Bill Clinton is motivated by Money and Pussy,  his wife, the same and add ego for power,  some love them, but some are repulsed by their disregard for law and lust for physical and material pleasures.  I am in the later.  God please save us from her wrath.  If she were to win the presidency, she would complete the border wall not to keep illegals out, but to keep us in.

Gore, Jr  is a product of second generation politics, his father was Gore Sr who was backed by the Soviets through Armand Hammer and Occidental Petroleum whose geological survey of Tennessee asked Gore Sr to buy a cheap farm or two in Middle Tennessee and they would lease the mineral rights from him for a $100,000 a yr, quite a nice sum back in the 1940's.   Then Gore Jr. took the position given to him by his father and ran with it all the way to the vice presidency where his luster fizzled snuffed out by Chad in Florida and a supreme court ruling that refused to allow an election to be manipulated by a Soviet puppet.  He has parlayed his hype of global warming into millions of dollars.   And the movers and shakers in the Middle East have topped him off with the purchase of his failing TV station.

A family member was attending Vanderbilt University in the 70's and was in a fraternity with this putz.  He came home Christmas and said " I just met Albert Gore, Jr.  a complete goof, he thinks he is going to be president of the United States someday!"

Gore and his middle chakra, famously released in Seattle, Washington,  prove my relative's point.

W. Bush was groomed to keep the Boom on course and his Middle East policy with its 2 decade long battle has drained our economy and taken its toll on our military.   Fight the enemy but lay down rules for radicals to be sure you cannot win.

And Obama, Barrack Hussein Obama, and his handlers knew Hillary Clinton did not have the right stuff,  even she could not be trusted to defeat a lifetime politician and third rate fighter pilot and media proclaimed war hero whose name I will not slander,  a man so petulent he voted with the democrats against rescinding Obama Care just to show Trump who's the boss!  What an ass!

BHO, HBO, both are filled with hype, illusions, and fanciful fictions.   Deep State played him like a Stradivarius.

Paris Climate, Iran Nuclear bribe,  Obama Care, Fast and Furious,  Hillary Clinton, SOS, (really SOS sent out to God), Benghazi, Lybia and Guadaffi, the rise and funding of ISIS, and without a Teleprompter he is a tongue tied nincompoop.  Still is.  And finally spying on the ( google does not like this so it must be good!) political opposition employing the FBI JUSTICE STATE and other departments, and sicing the IRS on the TEAPARTY, thank you Lois Lerner, you American traitor.
Billions of dollars in foreign aid funneled back to political parties and politician's family members. Look out Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, Obama, Clinton, and others!

Hey Joe, where you going with that billion dollars in yo hand?

I'm going to give it to my Hunter man.  Sorry Jimmy Hendrix!

The Ukraine scandal will be the undoing of many prominent pols on both sides if it is ever fully exposed.

And I ask the burning question:  What the fuck is wrong with our news media?

Answer:  These dipshits are obviously on the dole.

Time for an economic audit of these media types who are compromised.

And now along came DJT, Trump.  What an appropriate name for a man who is exposing the corruption and graft in our upper halls of government.

Every bullshit charge possible has been leveled against this true patriot.  Russian puppet, spying on Joe Biden, paying ugly hookers for sex,  he has been hamstrung for his entire presidency, but he has managed to make us energy independent severing the subserviant role we had to the Saudis.  Ending poor trade deals and reestablishing the United States as a manufacturing powerhouse.  Rebuilding the military, ending our involvement in the senseless wars in the middle east, fixing the VA hospital system, wisely decoupling us from CHINAH.  A man who truly loves his country and hates corruption and the corrupt bastards in the deep state are all in a huff seeing all they have worked for systematically coming apart.

Trump is working hard for every American, not just the politically connected, and every hardworking American knows it.  People who do not get their opinions from NPR would never turn on this wonderful patriot.

Bring out the third generation, the mind numbed childern, the basement dwellers, the everyone gets a trophy group to go after America's historical trophies represented by the statues place there to remind us all where we were and how we got here.  So down with the everybody gets a trophy and up with nobody keeps a statue!

And sadly Antifa is a cross section of America's young, mostly pastey, white, either too skinny or too fat to be useful in a man's army, bedecked in the uniform of black clothing black helmets, face shields, and smelling like last weeks dirty laundry.  Supported by a faction of the democrat party, bailed out by Hollywood stars and Joe Biden's campaign team and lauded by the democrat media.

The media's relentless showcasing of these dweebs in their protests with fatassed females waddling down the streets carrying signs and screaming at police and the skinny male pukes shouting down anyone with a different political belief is enough to make our enemies feel they will not have to attack us we are done.

The only one standing in the way is Donald J. Trump, our president.

So folks, if you want to keep our republic, get off your fat asses and vote the greatest SOB ever to be president back into office.  Even if it takes harvesting your democrat neighbors mail in ballots.  Time to take the gloves off.  The everybody gets a trophy generation must be defeated.  They must be sent back to mama's basement to play video games, watch porn eating ramen noodles and smoking weed.

And hey, just a word of advice, get some more sunshine on that pastey white skin because Vitamin D Matters.

This man must be re-elected!

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr.  Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center








Friday, June 12, 2020

America: Time To Cut Bait With Those Nasty Red/Blue State Idiots!

The solution to pollution is dilution.  America is polluted with anarchist.  Now that we know Blue states leaders are good with playing nice with these people is it time for Red States to break away?

Can we agree to disagree?  Is it time for Blue states to have the president they want and Red states to have the president they want?  Let the election decide.

How does it work you may ask?

Well it is quite simple.  States that vote predominantly democrat would have Joe Biden as their president and Red states President Trump.  EAch president would have veto power to prevent laws from taking effect in their portion of the country.

If green new deal is wanted in Blueville, they can have it but will have to pay for it without taxation from Redville.  If they want to fund Iran, so be it.   If they want no fossil fuel use, ok.  If they want open borders, fine, but they cannot come to Redville without proper visa, etc.

What if a state changes from Blue to Red, or vice versa, well they are free to switch over anytime, to complicate things even less perhaps it should be county to county because there are many Red counties in states that are blue from the overpopulation centers which are a drain on public resources.

Just a thought of how to calm all this Anarchy down.  You gotta break a few skulls to make a new country.  Where is the old FBI when you need it,  chasing phantom Russion colluders, when a WACO is what's needed.  Dig up old Janet Reno and ask her and Bill Clinton what they would do?

Short of killing us all a division is necessary.   Common defence issues paid for based on population.

I am,

Nelson Rockefellow Jones, fellow, Urban Poverty Law Center

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Join Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery (PAAAT)

Lets face it folks, we are at war.  One side is for the destruction of America as we know it, and the other is for its preservation.  One is for globalism and open borders and the other is for our Nation.

It is time to make a choice!  Either we stand by and do nothing and watch the greatest experiment in self-governance wither and die or we step up to help out in any small way that we can.

And this is why I founded the PAAAT.   It is a nonviolent organization of American Patriots who will be the eyes and ears for our law enforcement agencies who quickly become  overwhelmed in riot situations.

Our mission is to identify Antifa and locate their transportation and safely hobble it by spiking tires or other nonviolent techniques.  A foot soldier is easier to defeat than a cavalry.

The government must grant us immunity in our mission or we cannot proceed, nor should we.

I have asked President Trump via presidential order to place a $100 bounty on Antifa transportation, $300 on buses.  I expect to hear back in public in the next couple of days.

These are desperate times we are living through and it takes all of the people to defeat anarchy.

When good people sit back and do nothing evil people will fill that void.

While out canvassing your neighborhood for Antifa thugs look for strangers, of slight build, pasty white complections, and dressed in black with back packs, as soon as they are out of sight and no others are near by, spike their tires, open the side wall as this cannot be repaired and if you spike all four, it will cost them about a $1000 or more to get that horse back on the road.  If we found a car for every 2 to 4 thugs, and there were 300 thugs per riot location, the PAAAT could clip them for about $75 to $150,000 to replace 300 to 600 tires and they would have to stay in local hotels and eat at any places they did not burn out.

This is the technique Sherman used against the South and the Native Americans, basic warfare stuff, and Bedford Forrest used it quite effectively against Sherman and Grant.

Taking that much money out of the game leaves less for drugs and bike locks and flashy back packs and black clothing allowances.  Bricks ain't cheap.  Sledge hammers are $40 or more at Lowes.

Make being Antifa hurt people!

Join the Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery now!

Its free and only you know that you are a member.

Remember loose lips sink ships.

Vote with your actions.

Jason Bourne Biden, V  guest columnist UPLC


Tuesday, May 19, 2020

A Most Peculiar Encounter

A young man presented himself to my farm yesterday asking for some money to buy  food while I was up at my mail box.  He stated he is trying to get back to the Colorado Rockies where the space ship is to pick him up.  He, as he explained it, was an emissary from Alpha Centurian placed here with the election of Donald Trump to prepare Earth for the harvest.

"The harvest, what harvest?"

"Where have you been," he chided me.

"The Universe is almost completely out of souls.  We were sent here to prepare you for this harvest of souls."  

At this point I was certain I was dealing with a certifiable nutcase.  But I decided to go along with him.

"We, who's we?"

"Me and 193 of my fellow Alpha Centurians.  One for each country in the world."  He said.

Well, there are 195 countries and I thought I had him there, but before I could call him on the mistake he said:

"We decided to exempt the country of See and its 800 residents."

He continued,  "Its political, the big wigs in our world have spoken and your Vatican City is spared from the harvest."

"The souls must be without sin, which are sort of like Wago beef, it's just better."  He continued.

"The one thing we did not consider was this Wuhan virus,  it has made the harvest nearly impossible.
We had plans for 6 billion souls, but the virus has a peculiar property.  It renders that soul useless for our purpose.  The great counsel of Stars has decided to move on.  Of course we will collect the aborted and the rare death not associated with Wuhan, but we will be leaving Earth.  This whole sheltering in place and that damn viurs has made it rather difficult for mass collections.  So Earth and its people are safe for now."

I gave this nut job $20 and he thanked me and turned back towards the Dollar General.

I collected my mail, and there it was!

My Stimulus Check!  If I had known this, I would have given that kook, $40.  

I am going to cash this check and go the the Titty Bar as soon as it opens.

I am fairly certain they would not be getting my soul.

Alpha Centurian, ha I bet that is not even a place.

I may be stupid, but I am not crazy.

Winniford Rufus Maybolt,  uncle to the Late Jackson Delano Maybolt,  President UPLC