We Will Give You DC Statehood, But Trump You With Russian Statehood

The world needs to form alliances against the growing CHINAHeaze hegemony.  Statehood for Washington DC is part of the answer.

Everyone on the left would agree that Putin and Trump are BFF's.   Now would it be unusual for BFFs to look out for one another?  I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine?

Not too long ago President Trump was chided for his call to purchase Greenland from Denmark.
It was a fantastic idea.  Minerals galore, borders the Artic, now known to be rich in petroleum products, and countries are positioning themselves to be in on the production of said riches when the time comes.

Trump might want to make Russia the 52nd through 72nd US American state which would strengthen our position vs CHINAH, and give us 130 million more conservative citizens.  They would have to go along with our bill of rights,  and would get the representation in congress and the senate for each of the 20 states they must form.

Two senators from each state, thats 40 conservatives to counter the 2 liberal democrats we would be getting from DC,  and probably 120 congressmen, again more likley than not to add to the conservative roster.

Three supreme court positions from Russia, again conservatives, and they get access to American banking, business and the partnership would benefit all parties but the democrat party.

If the Russian experiment works out well, next is India.

Russia has Siberia if we run out of room at Gitmo.

Bonus!

Vladmir Scarcoma, MPH  Intern, Urban Poverty Law Center