If Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden were the only top US official and family members participating in illegal kick-backs and bribery schemes, the frantic push to remove President Trump would never have happened.
One small turd and his spawn in the great big punch bowl that is Washington D.C. today would not be noticed. They would be dipped out and it would be business as usual where all in government service are angels and behave accordingly.
But if Slo Joe is the canary in the coal mine of deep dark insider secretive sweetheart deals between our political class and the billions they dish out to other country's expecting to retrieve some of that money for themselves, their families and their foundations, then Canary Joe's political death is a hallmark.
And the frantic calls for President Trumps impeachment is the proof.
There is something rotten in Denmark.
I believe Slo Joe and Hunter are small potatoes and the big potatoes are frantic to have Barr's investigation into governmental malfeasance end before those with bigger pans in the fire are outed.
Obama's have both landed lucrative book, Netflix and other deals. Clinton's with the phony foundation and speaking deals have cherry picked billions out of the world's monetary supply. But what in their miserable lives is better?
Bill Clinton appears he could slip from these surly bonds of earth any time now and would require no make-up to play an extra on "The Walking Dead".
Hillary Clinton, tortured by her personal demons, is feeling pressured to waddle into the democrat presidential primary to defeat President Trump a second time since apparently defeating him the first time was not good enough to become the president. She sports a brand new wardrobe of name brand tent wear to hide her bionic assist legs. She will seem to float effortlessly across the stage.
Ack! Ack!
The sacrifice democrats like Adam Schiff and Nanaboo Pelosi are making to try to sully this president is Herculean. There have to be some mighty big skeletons in these closets. To stop the wheels of government for two years and make no progress in your attempt to impeach has to be a bit of a disappointment.
Time to rid our congress of the demons and elect some angels, if we can find some. One way to get angels is to pay them more so money is not a problem.
Hell, if they would raise congressional salaries to about $800,000 a year I would consider running.
If congress has trouble raising the $428 million for salaries, perhaps they could get countries with business before the government to sponsor a congressman or woman. All above board of course.
My take: corruption with bribery and skulduggery is prevalent and runs deep and wide with this current bunch of so-called leaders.
A purge will be necessary.
The democrat play for Trump's impeachment is the fake out. They are in deep state do-do!
Joe Biden Chancre, Sr. President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Sunday, November 3, 2019
Strange Tale From A Stranger Direct From Hell--An Atheist's Near Death Experience
I was at a bar one night when a stranger came up, sat and had a drink with me. He was a mid-40 something man who was looking for someone to share his story. I looked like a likely candidate.
His name was Mike, he related the following story.
He was hurt in a construction site accident that left him with crippling back pain when he was only 27 yrs old. He was treated with the usual pain meds and he got hooked on opiates and no matter the dose he lived in constant pain. This went on for many years and he was unable to work and unable to get on disability. He became depressed feeling he was worthless and a burden on his family and one evening he decided to take his life with an overdose of his pain medications.
His mother found him lifeless in his room and called 911. When the paramedics arrived he was pale and not breathing, they began cpr and loaded him into the ambulance and brought him to the nearest emergency room. While these things were happening to his mortal remains, he was undergoing a very different experience. He stated he was an atheist.
He recalls falling down into a deep dark hole. When he got to the bottom he was aware of his body and there were no others around. Before he could consider his situation, his feet burst into flames and he described pain like no other as the flames slowly burned up his legs onto his torso. When they got to his chest he felt his lungs boiling out of his mouth. It was horrible. Burning continued to his neck and face and when the flames consumed his eyes, it all stopped and he was whole again and as Slo Joe Biden would say, son of a bitch, my feet burst into flames again and it was just as painful as the first time.
He said this repeated itself for many, many times, and then it stopped. Next came the demons. He was unable or unwilling to describe them to me but he stated they bit him tearing his flesh from his body. Again agonizingly painful. He recalled his prayers from childhood and he began to pray to God to help him.
He was lifted out of the dark hole and woke in the emergency room where later he was told he was clinically dead for almost 10 minutes.
He told me he gave up atheism and never misses a Sunday at church.
He finished his beer and got up and turned to leave but not before I asked him why he told me his tale.
He smiled and said I looked like I needed to hear this and he left.
Well, son of a bitch!
Joe Biden Chancre Sr Urban Poverty Law Center
P.S. This is a true account though the place has changed to protect the innocent.
His name was Mike, he related the following story.
He was hurt in a construction site accident that left him with crippling back pain when he was only 27 yrs old. He was treated with the usual pain meds and he got hooked on opiates and no matter the dose he lived in constant pain. This went on for many years and he was unable to work and unable to get on disability. He became depressed feeling he was worthless and a burden on his family and one evening he decided to take his life with an overdose of his pain medications.
His mother found him lifeless in his room and called 911. When the paramedics arrived he was pale and not breathing, they began cpr and loaded him into the ambulance and brought him to the nearest emergency room. While these things were happening to his mortal remains, he was undergoing a very different experience. He stated he was an atheist.
He recalls falling down into a deep dark hole. When he got to the bottom he was aware of his body and there were no others around. Before he could consider his situation, his feet burst into flames and he described pain like no other as the flames slowly burned up his legs onto his torso. When they got to his chest he felt his lungs boiling out of his mouth. It was horrible. Burning continued to his neck and face and when the flames consumed his eyes, it all stopped and he was whole again and as Slo Joe Biden would say, son of a bitch, my feet burst into flames again and it was just as painful as the first time.
He said this repeated itself for many, many times, and then it stopped. Next came the demons. He was unable or unwilling to describe them to me but he stated they bit him tearing his flesh from his body. Again agonizingly painful. He recalled his prayers from childhood and he began to pray to God to help him.
He was lifted out of the dark hole and woke in the emergency room where later he was told he was clinically dead for almost 10 minutes.
He told me he gave up atheism and never misses a Sunday at church.
He finished his beer and got up and turned to leave but not before I asked him why he told me his tale.
He smiled and said I looked like I needed to hear this and he left.
Well, son of a bitch!
Joe Biden Chancre Sr Urban Poverty Law Center
P.S. This is a true account though the place has changed to protect the innocent.
Bullshit Has Carbon And The Carbon Tax Plan Is Bullshit, Or Why I Stopped Fearing CO2 And Began To Fear One World Government Pols
If you are somewhat hesitant to take scientific dogma on global warming from those who push transgender ism on children, and common core, and anyone can identify as female or male and no one can dispute the claim, then I suggest you read on. If however you believe CO2 and Gretta Thunburg's rants about the evils of hydrocarbon fuels and the climate, stop reading now. All hope for you is lost and you will probably throw your vote away next November on Hillary or Pocahontas.
I have never believed in the Carbon credit hoax. Politicians were looking for new and inventive ways to tax the shit out of the masses and they needed an excuse to pull even more monies out of the great unwashed but felt the need to cloak the tax in the greater good.
Enter Global warming. OMG, we have to do something to reduce carbon entering our atmosphere or we are all going to drown due to the melting ice caps, or perish in the 1.8 degree rise in temperature shouted the 97% of scientists who would sell their souls for a grant from the government.
Bullshit!
Carbon is the basis for all plant and animal life on this planet. CO2 is, along with H2O, the God molecules upon which all life is predicated. Plants absorb CO2 and water(H2O) for you common core students, to make sugar C6H6O6, which we put in our coffee to make it sweet.
In the beginning 4 billion years ago the planet was too warm and unstable to sustain life. We have good scientific records of what atmospheric CO2 levels were from about 600 million years ago to now and believe me our CO2 levels were much higher then than now.
Read a paper by Dr. Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace, now resigned from that organization once taken over by the kooks, which discusses CO2 levels in history.
According to Dr. Moore CO2 levels have fallen over the past from highs of 10,000 parts per million to 180 ppm just before the use of hydrocarbon burning reversed this trend.
Frighteningly, the CO2 level in which plants become extinct is 150 ppm. Guess what? No plants no animals and no people. Right?
Then man began to harvest the carbon placed and stored in vast deposits of oil and coal and burning this released CO2 into the atmosphere and levels have risen to present day levels of around 400 ppm. Still a historically low level but a safer distance from levels where plant life would be threatened.
The other scientist whom I like to quote is Dr. William Happer, a Princeton physicist who works on CO2 lazers and is a wealth of information contrary to the alarmist global warming tools.
In one of his lectures on CO2 Dr. Happer informs the audience in a 200 seat auditorium the level of CO2 in the auditorium is 1800 ppm and asks if anyone is feeling sick or dizzy. You see we exhale CO2 at levels of 40,000 ppm. How are we even alive?
We are bags of toxic gas producing piggies according to our betters who know best and that CO2 must be reduced no matter the cost in piggy sufferings.
But wait, CO2 is not toxic to humans and plants love it.
Ok, I will not convince many true believers like Leonardo Dicaprio who talks the talk but does not walks the walk in his private jet or his honey trap laden 350 foot private yacht.
But if you want more than my word for the scam of CO2 and global warming, go to Dr. Patrick Moore's web site "ecosense.me" and read his report.
Search for Dr. William Happer on YouTube and watch one of his lectures, he's a delightfully funny and entertaining lecturer with all the trappings of the stereotypical professor. In his lecture he debunks the myth of CO2 and global warming. CO2 is not the problem. It is the solution to the real problem.
Why would we as animals worry about CO2 and a few degrees of potential warming? Get a life and put your faith in God and not a one world government that wants to depopulate the earth for the elitists.
Where did all the CO2 go back in antiquity? Sea shells coral and limestone, lots and lots of lime stone. If we burn the limestone the CO2 can be released. See Dr. Moore's paper in "ecosense.me"
Get informed, tell your children they are being lied to in school.
Joe Biden Chancre SR. Urban Poverty Law Center
I have never believed in the Carbon credit hoax. Politicians were looking for new and inventive ways to tax the shit out of the masses and they needed an excuse to pull even more monies out of the great unwashed but felt the need to cloak the tax in the greater good.
Enter Global warming. OMG, we have to do something to reduce carbon entering our atmosphere or we are all going to drown due to the melting ice caps, or perish in the 1.8 degree rise in temperature shouted the 97% of scientists who would sell their souls for a grant from the government.
Bullshit!
Carbon is the basis for all plant and animal life on this planet. CO2 is, along with H2O, the God molecules upon which all life is predicated. Plants absorb CO2 and water(H2O) for you common core students, to make sugar C6H6O6, which we put in our coffee to make it sweet.
In the beginning 4 billion years ago the planet was too warm and unstable to sustain life. We have good scientific records of what atmospheric CO2 levels were from about 600 million years ago to now and believe me our CO2 levels were much higher then than now.
Read a paper by Dr. Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace, now resigned from that organization once taken over by the kooks, which discusses CO2 levels in history.
According to Dr. Moore CO2 levels have fallen over the past from highs of 10,000 parts per million to 180 ppm just before the use of hydrocarbon burning reversed this trend.
Frighteningly, the CO2 level in which plants become extinct is 150 ppm. Guess what? No plants no animals and no people. Right?
Then man began to harvest the carbon placed and stored in vast deposits of oil and coal and burning this released CO2 into the atmosphere and levels have risen to present day levels of around 400 ppm. Still a historically low level but a safer distance from levels where plant life would be threatened.
The other scientist whom I like to quote is Dr. William Happer, a Princeton physicist who works on CO2 lazers and is a wealth of information contrary to the alarmist global warming tools.
In one of his lectures on CO2 Dr. Happer informs the audience in a 200 seat auditorium the level of CO2 in the auditorium is 1800 ppm and asks if anyone is feeling sick or dizzy. You see we exhale CO2 at levels of 40,000 ppm. How are we even alive?
We are bags of toxic gas producing piggies according to our betters who know best and that CO2 must be reduced no matter the cost in piggy sufferings.
But wait, CO2 is not toxic to humans and plants love it.
Ok, I will not convince many true believers like Leonardo Dicaprio who talks the talk but does not walks the walk in his private jet or his honey trap laden 350 foot private yacht.
But if you want more than my word for the scam of CO2 and global warming, go to Dr. Patrick Moore's web site "ecosense.me" and read his report.
Search for Dr. William Happer on YouTube and watch one of his lectures, he's a delightfully funny and entertaining lecturer with all the trappings of the stereotypical professor. In his lecture he debunks the myth of CO2 and global warming. CO2 is not the problem. It is the solution to the real problem.
Why would we as animals worry about CO2 and a few degrees of potential warming? Get a life and put your faith in God and not a one world government that wants to depopulate the earth for the elitists.
Where did all the CO2 go back in antiquity? Sea shells coral and limestone, lots and lots of lime stone. If we burn the limestone the CO2 can be released. See Dr. Moore's paper in "ecosense.me"
Get informed, tell your children they are being lied to in school.
Joe Biden Chancre SR. Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Democrats In The House Can't Legislate So they Litigate to Impeach And Impede 45
Legislate or Litigate, that is the question?
Pelosi's petty pack of pols cannot legislate their plans for Medicare for All, Tax the Rich Til There Are No Rich, Destroy the Second Admendment, Open Borders with Mexico, end the Electoral College, with Donald Trump as President since he would surely veto these Schiff for Brains plans. Even if the Senate voted with the dims.
They need to impeach 45 or at least impede 45 for any hope at regaining power in 2020. And impede 45 they have, but not enough to keep Orange Man Bad from being good, really good for the country.
Unemployment, disengagements in the Middle East, lower taxes, renegotiating unfair trade agreements, pulling out of the unfair Paris Climate Accord, rebuilding our depleted military, and draining the swamp, reducing over bearing bureaucratic regulations, reversing Obama's mighty pen putsch push, thanks Google for warning me my content is not approved, this way I know I am on the right track!
Barr and Durham are on the deep state coop like white on rice. Is white on rice racist? Second Google warning! I will try to tow the line in the rest of this work.
Anyway what I meant to say was Hillary Clinton is the real president since she got at least 3 million more votes than the Usurper Donald Trump. And Pelosi and A. Schiff are doing yeomans work keeping Trump and his misbegoten plans for making America great again in check. And Medicare for all, and our immigrants from South of the border first is the icing on the cake for middle America. Open voting is the only fair process in an open democracy. I agree residency and not citizenship is the most important factor in rights to vote. The Paris Climate Accord should be reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with the United Nations. NAFTA must be immediately reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with our former trade partners on this side of the globe. And the trade agreement with Asia must be fully reinstated after a billion dollars to Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is so good he does not need any experience to be on any board of directors or negotiate any deal. He read Trump's "Art of The Deal".
We need to fully militarize the border of Syria, and Trump must tear down the wall between us and Mexico so our new citizen voters can pour into our nation and raise the living standards for all current Americans. An executive order to stop producing oil, gas, and coal in America must be signed today and we must again be cowed by the OPEC cartel. Another billions dollars must go to Hunter Biden to negotiate fair pricing with OPEC.
The witch hunt against the Trump Witch Hunters must be halted. Barr and Durham must be relieved of duty today, and Hunter Biden must get another billion dollars to pick their replacements.
All the regulations Trump nixed must be fully restored and Hunter Biden must be given another billion dollars to over see this process.
The American Embasy must be removed from Jerusalem immediately and Hunter Biden must be given one billion dollars to pick the new embassy site.
Al Bagdadi must be put back together from the million pieces his suicide bomb created and resuscitated. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to over see this process.
The penalty for Obamacare must be reinstated retroactively. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to see to it.
Gorsech and Kavanough must be impeached from the Supreme Court replaced by ones chosen by, you guessed it, Hunter Biden, and his customary one billion dollars!
Jim Comey must have his job back as the director of the FBI. And HB should get a billion dollars to help with the transition.
The stock market must fully reverse to pre Donald Trump levels, and HB should get a trillion dollars to see to it the fall is fair.
Hillary Clinton must be declared the 2016 presidential winner and the Clinton Foundation should be awarded 2 trillion dollars as a down payment on the monies it lost due to her loss in the first place. We all know the foundation would have raked in much more in pay for play but America must be frugal as we are already 23 trillion in the hole.
Ok, Google are we good?
Hunter Biden Chancre, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Pelosi's petty pack of pols cannot legislate their plans for Medicare for All, Tax the Rich Til There Are No Rich, Destroy the Second Admendment, Open Borders with Mexico, end the Electoral College, with Donald Trump as President since he would surely veto these Schiff for Brains plans. Even if the Senate voted with the dims.
They need to impeach 45 or at least impede 45 for any hope at regaining power in 2020. And impede 45 they have, but not enough to keep Orange Man Bad from being good, really good for the country.
Unemployment, disengagements in the Middle East, lower taxes, renegotiating unfair trade agreements, pulling out of the unfair Paris Climate Accord, rebuilding our depleted military, and draining the swamp, reducing over bearing bureaucratic regulations, reversing Obama's mighty pen putsch push, thanks Google for warning me my content is not approved, this way I know I am on the right track!
Barr and Durham are on the deep state coop like white on rice. Is white on rice racist? Second Google warning! I will try to tow the line in the rest of this work.
Anyway what I meant to say was Hillary Clinton is the real president since she got at least 3 million more votes than the Usurper Donald Trump. And Pelosi and A. Schiff are doing yeomans work keeping Trump and his misbegoten plans for making America great again in check. And Medicare for all, and our immigrants from South of the border first is the icing on the cake for middle America. Open voting is the only fair process in an open democracy. I agree residency and not citizenship is the most important factor in rights to vote. The Paris Climate Accord should be reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with the United Nations. NAFTA must be immediately reinstated with a billion dollars going to Hunter Biden to renegotiate it with our former trade partners on this side of the globe. And the trade agreement with Asia must be fully reinstated after a billion dollars to Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is so good he does not need any experience to be on any board of directors or negotiate any deal. He read Trump's "Art of The Deal".
We need to fully militarize the border of Syria, and Trump must tear down the wall between us and Mexico so our new citizen voters can pour into our nation and raise the living standards for all current Americans. An executive order to stop producing oil, gas, and coal in America must be signed today and we must again be cowed by the OPEC cartel. Another billions dollars must go to Hunter Biden to negotiate fair pricing with OPEC.
The witch hunt against the Trump Witch Hunters must be halted. Barr and Durham must be relieved of duty today, and Hunter Biden must get another billion dollars to pick their replacements.
All the regulations Trump nixed must be fully restored and Hunter Biden must be given another billion dollars to over see this process.
The American Embasy must be removed from Jerusalem immediately and Hunter Biden must be given one billion dollars to pick the new embassy site.
Al Bagdadi must be put back together from the million pieces his suicide bomb created and resuscitated. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to over see this process.
The penalty for Obamacare must be reinstated retroactively. Hunter Biden must be given a billion dollars to see to it.
Gorsech and Kavanough must be impeached from the Supreme Court replaced by ones chosen by, you guessed it, Hunter Biden, and his customary one billion dollars!
Jim Comey must have his job back as the director of the FBI. And HB should get a billion dollars to help with the transition.
The stock market must fully reverse to pre Donald Trump levels, and HB should get a trillion dollars to see to it the fall is fair.
Hillary Clinton must be declared the 2016 presidential winner and the Clinton Foundation should be awarded 2 trillion dollars as a down payment on the monies it lost due to her loss in the first place. We all know the foundation would have raked in much more in pay for play but America must be frugal as we are already 23 trillion in the hole.
Ok, Google are we good?
Hunter Biden Chancre, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Sunday, October 20, 2019
Kamala Harris From The Golden State Of California, And Tulsi Gabbard Is From Hawaii
Senator Kamala Harris is all hat and no cattle. Tulsi Gabbard cleaned her clock in the last debate. Representative Gabbard is making in roads into the democrat primary such that the old hag of the DNC, Hillary Rodham Clinton, twice failed candidate for the presidency, has attacked her as though Tulsi was one of her husband's peccadillo's.
Now Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent. I cannot doubt Ms. Clinton for she has the security clearance and is privy to information those of us in fly-over country are never to see.
All I can say is if the Russians picked Tulsi and Trump, they have a record of picking winners. And that they failed to chose Hillary should demonstrate Russia's knack for avoiding corrupt losers.
Since I have been watching Senator Harris she seems to have morphed and her face is seemingly pinched with eyes set to close for my viewing pleasure, and a neck better suited to a pachyderm. I do not mean to be critical of her looks, but I am. She does not look presidential. No orange glow?
The Whistleblower with connections to Joe Biden and the CIA and now Adam Schiff's congressional staff has failed to materialize in the Ukraine-Trump brewhaha. Just another slight of hand by Schiff in his attempt to thwart President Trump and his plans to Make and Keep America Great.
And now we learn David DuKKKe was paid $10,000 by the Clinton Foundation to endorse Tulsi Gabbard, more evidence she is hated by the DNC establishment.
Tulsi Gabbard is the dark horse and will have the first or second place on the democrat ticket. That the entrenched powers in the party are ganging up against her is a testament to her popularity among the talent-less democrat troupe in which she is the shining star in a dark sea of mediocrity.
Joe Biden, openly corrupt and openly stupid, Eliz Warren, why tell the truth when a lie sounds better, Capt Buttegeig, Mayor of nowhere, nobody can spell his name, Bern Sanders, older than dirt with slightly more moisture, Beto O'Rourke, what every parent's nightmare is in 40 yr old child, Kamala Harris, snarky, sneaky, cut-throat, unattractive voice, self-aggrandizing, Tulsi Gabbard, articulate, attractive, Russian agent, winner!
Well, I will sign off now as I have to go fishing with my son Joe Biden Chancre II now.
Joe Biden Chancre, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Now Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent. I cannot doubt Ms. Clinton for she has the security clearance and is privy to information those of us in fly-over country are never to see.
All I can say is if the Russians picked Tulsi and Trump, they have a record of picking winners. And that they failed to chose Hillary should demonstrate Russia's knack for avoiding corrupt losers.
Since I have been watching Senator Harris she seems to have morphed and her face is seemingly pinched with eyes set to close for my viewing pleasure, and a neck better suited to a pachyderm. I do not mean to be critical of her looks, but I am. She does not look presidential. No orange glow?
The Whistleblower with connections to Joe Biden and the CIA and now Adam Schiff's congressional staff has failed to materialize in the Ukraine-Trump brewhaha. Just another slight of hand by Schiff in his attempt to thwart President Trump and his plans to Make and Keep America Great.
And now we learn David DuKKKe was paid $10,000 by the Clinton Foundation to endorse Tulsi Gabbard, more evidence she is hated by the DNC establishment.
Tulsi Gabbard is the dark horse and will have the first or second place on the democrat ticket. That the entrenched powers in the party are ganging up against her is a testament to her popularity among the talent-less democrat troupe in which she is the shining star in a dark sea of mediocrity.
Joe Biden, openly corrupt and openly stupid, Eliz Warren, why tell the truth when a lie sounds better, Capt Buttegeig, Mayor of nowhere, nobody can spell his name, Bern Sanders, older than dirt with slightly more moisture, Beto O'Rourke, what every parent's nightmare is in 40 yr old child, Kamala Harris, snarky, sneaky, cut-throat, unattractive voice, self-aggrandizing, Tulsi Gabbard, articulate, attractive, Russian agent, winner!
Well, I will sign off now as I have to go fishing with my son Joe Biden Chancre II now.
Joe Biden Chancre, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
Trans-Identity Crisis Syndrome (TICS): It's Not A Joke!
Folks, trans-identity crisis syndorme (TICS) is sweeping the nation. From the woman in the northwest who self identifies as a black, to presidental contender and possible front runner Elizabeth Warren, who self identifies as Native American, TICS is as real as it gets here in America.
I have thought about it a long time and I believe I, too, am a TICS sufferer.
I am Hunter Biden, but unlike my identity doppelganger, Hunter Biden, I can truthfully say I have not received one RED Cent from China nor $1.5 billion, or any amount in betwixt!
Now this being said, I am demanding all my rights and privileges coming to a Biden. To deny my belief in my Bidenism would be to deny my civil rights and I could sue anyone who would deny me a cake for my coming out party.
I have the same experience as my doppelganger when it comes to everything, so there is no limit to the types and numbers of boards on which I could be appointed. I have included my resume below for my potential employers.
I have emailed my TICS father about my new identity but as yet have not heard back from him or his campaign. I hope he is not a Trans-identity crisis syndrome denier!
I will keep this small and elite audience posted on my progress.
I think I will go out and buy a new wardrobe to go with my new found identity. What would Joe and Hunter wear?
Resume, Hunter Biden
born: October 16, 2019
age: 66
sex: love it
religion: yes
political affiliations: which way the wind blows
interests and hobbies: politics, false teeth, hair plugs, pharmaceuticals
talent stack: I can type 30 wpm, I read at a 4th grade level, I am a good swimmer
other special qualities: my eyes are green, currently I am STD free!
AND MY FATHER IS JOE BIDEN CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
personal contact information
HunterBiden@politicalbribes.com
phone: 1-877-bribeme
JDM President UPLC
I have thought about it a long time and I believe I, too, am a TICS sufferer.
I am Hunter Biden, but unlike my identity doppelganger, Hunter Biden, I can truthfully say I have not received one RED Cent from China nor $1.5 billion, or any amount in betwixt!
Now this being said, I am demanding all my rights and privileges coming to a Biden. To deny my belief in my Bidenism would be to deny my civil rights and I could sue anyone who would deny me a cake for my coming out party.
I have the same experience as my doppelganger when it comes to everything, so there is no limit to the types and numbers of boards on which I could be appointed. I have included my resume below for my potential employers.
I have emailed my TICS father about my new identity but as yet have not heard back from him or his campaign. I hope he is not a Trans-identity crisis syndrome denier!
I will keep this small and elite audience posted on my progress.
I think I will go out and buy a new wardrobe to go with my new found identity. What would Joe and Hunter wear?
Resume, Hunter Biden
born: October 16, 2019
age: 66
sex: love it
religion: yes
political affiliations: which way the wind blows
interests and hobbies: politics, false teeth, hair plugs, pharmaceuticals
talent stack: I can type 30 wpm, I read at a 4th grade level, I am a good swimmer
other special qualities: my eyes are green, currently I am STD free!
AND MY FATHER IS JOE BIDEN CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
personal contact information
HunterBiden@politicalbribes.com
phone: 1-877-bribeme
JDM President UPLC
Time To Move 7 Million Hong Kongers To Mobile Alabama, Hang With Hong Kong
Dear Mr. Maybolt,
To the president of the prestigious Urban Poverty Law Center, I am writing for your help.
I represent 7 million Chinese who live in Hong Kong and are being brutalized for our belief in freedom and democracy by the communist Chinese.
I know a man of your importance has the ear of the great and wonderful President Donald J. Trump.
This is what I am begging from you.
Please tell President Trump he needs to mobilize all his humanitarian forces and move all 7 million of us to Mobile, Alabama and we can bring the kind of prosperity to this part of the America it never imagined.
Alternatively, he could move a million or so to some of the more communistic blue states and turn them Red. Ha, Ha, Ha, I make joke. Hong Kong citizen make America Red!
I fear China will come down on my fellow Hong Kongers in a most serious and brutal way.
Please get my request to President Trump. He is fine man.
I am eternally indebted to you,
Sum Ting Wong, Hong Kong
I have forwarded this message to the White House and hope it is passed along to the greatest President America ever produced.
JDM, President Urban Poverty Law Center
To the president of the prestigious Urban Poverty Law Center, I am writing for your help.
I represent 7 million Chinese who live in Hong Kong and are being brutalized for our belief in freedom and democracy by the communist Chinese.
I know a man of your importance has the ear of the great and wonderful President Donald J. Trump.
This is what I am begging from you.
Please tell President Trump he needs to mobilize all his humanitarian forces and move all 7 million of us to Mobile, Alabama and we can bring the kind of prosperity to this part of the America it never imagined.
Alternatively, he could move a million or so to some of the more communistic blue states and turn them Red. Ha, Ha, Ha, I make joke. Hong Kong citizen make America Red!
I fear China will come down on my fellow Hong Kongers in a most serious and brutal way.
Please get my request to President Trump. He is fine man.
I am eternally indebted to you,
Sum Ting Wong, Hong Kong
I have forwarded this message to the White House and hope it is passed along to the greatest President America ever produced.
JDM, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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