Dear Mr. Maybolt,
To the president of the prestigious Urban Poverty Law Center, I am writing for your help.
I represent 7 million Chinese who live in Hong Kong and are being brutalized for our belief in freedom and democracy by the communist Chinese.
I know a man of your importance has the ear of the great and wonderful President Donald J. Trump.
This is what I am begging from you.
Please tell President Trump he needs to mobilize all his humanitarian forces and move all 7 million of us to Mobile, Alabama and we can bring the kind of prosperity to this part of the America it never imagined.
Alternatively, he could move a million or so to some of the more communistic blue states and turn them Red. Ha, Ha, Ha, I make joke. Hong Kong citizen make America Red!
I fear China will come down on my fellow Hong Kongers in a most serious and brutal way.
Please get my request to President Trump. He is fine man.
I am eternally indebted to you,
Sum Ting Wong, Hong Kong
I have forwarded this message to the White House and hope it is passed along to the greatest President America ever produced.
JDM, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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