Thursday, January 7, 2016

All You Need To Read Today Is Right Here, Wisdom From The Urban Poverty Law Center

Hillary Clinton draws nearly 200 supporters at a Nevada event. Is that counting the flies?

Germany's newest citizens celebrate the New Year sexually assaulting the host's country's young women. The Germans need more goats.

Germany's migrants doing the sexual assaults the Germans are unwilling to do.

Obama issues new EO's for gun control. These new orders will do as much for reducing gun violence as the Paris Accord will for Global Warming.

Biden is second guessing his decision not to run for the democrat nomination. I beg to disagree. Stay put, Biden.

Bill Cosby faces formal rape charges for 20 yr old events, Bill Clinton skates on his behavior. White Privilege?

If Trump has his way the only Clinton we will get for 2016 will be coming out of Chelsea's uterus.

Now that things have heated up in the Middle East, Obama has pulled us out of the way, Iran v Saudi Arabia.

Kim, of North Korea, in a seismic event, detonated an H Bomb to celebrate the New Year. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Hillary Clinton dropped an H-bomb during the last debate, its late detonation causing her tardy reappearance on stage.

The Chinese stock market is crashing. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Trump has resurrected the Reagan coalition. Rednecks, blue collar democrats, independents, and other white folks. Bill Clinton is shocked.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Urban Poverty Law Center: Why The Sudden Rush To Get Moslem Refugees Out Of The Middle East?

The Middle East has been war ravaged for 20 or so of the past 25 years, and only recently have refugees been a priority. Why? ISIS has risen to fill the void left by the hapless Obama/Clinton/Kerry Middle East foreign policy. Iran and Russia have joined the fray, confident the gays at the pentagon and state do not have the wrists or big boy pants necessary to challenge Russian Straight Man, Vladimir Putin or the Mad Mullah's to a shooting war.

Is Syria soon to become a nuclear wasteland? Are the few million "refugees" who fled to Europe and America part of the New World Order's veiled plan to preserve the genetic material of these noble desert nomads? I hope I am only being fanciful in my thinking.

Another year with President Obama and his rudderless ship of state with our do nothing congress and the worthless collegial collection of political inbreds occupying the senate will not hinder a nuclear conflict around Israel. After all, Iran now has $150 billion of Obama-cash to spend on weapons of mass destruction thanks to that well thought out agreement John Kerry worked out last year.

And what would Hillary Clinton do? Someone should wake her from her nap and ask her.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Sunday, December 20, 2015

SH>amu VS Trump And The Meaning Of Life

As another year passes us, if time really has any direction, I have done some reflecting on the meaning of life. Of course I can only write from my own limited perspective since I cannot possibly know what the other 6,499,999,999 humans think, who share this time with me on our blue orb, really just a speck of cosmic dust with a little water in the mix, heated by a nuclear reactor some 93 million miles over yon.

Global Warming, a hoax, has been solved by the Paris Summit Agreement, just before nearly the entire world lost all interest in it. Whew! Now we will no longer have to listen to that nonsense. The next scheduled hoax is asteroid hysteria. We must build a shield for the homeland to guard against space rocks. All life was extinguished from North America 13,000 years ago by an asteroid or a comet? Any expendable income not taken from the people to combat global warming will be used to fight asteroid hysteria. The next best seller in America will be "Living In America On A Dollar A Day!"

Donald Trump is running roughshod over the PC media and anyone who gets in his way, much to the delight to his middle American support which will be shown to include the Tea Party, and the Reagan democrats. He will annihilate Hillary Clinton if she is the democrat nominee and her health and legal problems do not force her into an early retirement.

The republican establishment is apoplectic in its confusion as to what to do about Trump. You see the GOPe had already picked the throw away candidate to run against SH>amu, the former Secretary of State, under the failed Obama presidency, and his name is John Ellis Bush, JEB. SH>amu, wears a pant suit, and surfaces for a campaign event every couple of weeks or attends a democrat debate, and then back down into the deep recesses of her guilded tank where she is treated with hyperbaric oxygen, vitamin supplements and given daily stem cell injections from freshly ground aborted fetuses, taken from Puerto Rican virgins. Only this, a smart pill and a quart of vodka a day is keeping this political H>ag moving.

Trump is correct, SH>amu does not have the stamina or the health to be president of the United States. H>er track record is of corruption and bribery with a splash of poor judgement and telling windy's even when the truth is obvious, and then extolling another windy when confronted about the prior windy. SH>e is not what sH>e thinks sH>e is. H>illary is not qualified to sweep the floors of a Trump administration. And Obama made her the secretary of state? Keep your friends close and your enema's even closer?

And Barack and Moe and the little Moeletts have left for the islands for another vacation in Hawaii. May the farce be with them. Some writer wrongly asserted this would be his last Christmas vacation as president, I hope that is so but I think Trump's inauguration will still be in 2017 on or around Jan, 21? So our girlie president and the girls will get one more tax funded Christmas vacation extravaganza, but they've earned it.

As to the meaning of life, I do not want to spoil it for you few who have been silly enough to read these tomes.

I am your humble scribe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center




Monday, December 7, 2015

It Is Time For Hillary To Release All Her Medical Records So Voters Can Make An Informed Decision On Her Fitness To Become President

For anyone in the medical profession, it seems as Hillary Rodham Clinton is not weathering the years as well as she might. Her first Benghazi hearing before congress seemed to highlight her slipping mental abilities. The googlie eye wear did not help her image that day, and I wonder if she pulled up in a short yellow school bus for the hearings.

It is public knowledge she had a "concussion" after a fall? And then a serious blood clot in the brain. Huma A. has acknowledged in released secret SOS email that Hillary gets confused and must be reminded of her daily meetings. Is this presidential material, really? I think Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been a disaster as president even before her brain injury, and her mental disability should disqualify her from holding the highest executive office in our once great land.

If Mrs. Clinton does not have any significant post traumatic brain syndrome, then my apologies.

But at the least, she should be willing to release her medical records and agree to a real time MRI of the brain on "The View" where her adoring fans could shout encouragement to her as she slides in and out of the magnetic field.

Hillary, take my MRI challenge, or be doubted by the world, forever.

Your move.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Trump: Truth Or Windys? The People Know.

I took the hour necessary to watch Donald J. Trump, political speech in Sarasota, Florida yesterday via YouTube. To say he is a masterful communicator would be missing the mark. He speaks like Hemmingway wrote. Simple, short, sweet. He gets in his punches with suprisingly good humor.

Hillary Clinton does not have the stamina to be president. She does an event, and then disappears for 4 to 5 days, what is she doing? Resting?

Rubio, he hasn't even warmed his senate seat up yet and already he is running for another office? He has the worst voting record in the senate. He is a nice guy and of course I like him, but he is not ready yet.

Bush, Jeb Bush is so low energy. He is not going anywhere. He supports common core.

The people put the republicans in first the house and then the Senate to stop Obama, and when they got to Washington, what did they do? Oh Gladys, look at those columns, wonder how they built those all those years ago, isn't the capitol beautiful! We've really hit the big time. I never want to leave! And then they forgot to do what it was you sent them to Washington to do.

He is going to build that wall, enforce immigration laws, bring jobs back to America, take Iraqi oil fields from ISIS, strengthen our military, get the right generals back in leadership roles:

One of our best generals, I will not mention his name was canned because he used foul language, are you kidding me? Not with President Trump.

He is taken to task by the media for wanting to keep the mosques and its adherants under survelance and the people are with him.

Believe me, I do not have any pals giving me half a million for my campaign and wanting to be the ambassador of Italy. I assure none of that will be going on in the Trump administration.

Finally, Hillary Clinton should not even be allowed to run for office, she belongs in jail for what she's done.

Refreshingly American, Donald J. Trump.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, November 19, 2015

I Bled The News Today, Oh Boy. ISIL OR DAESK, Which Is It?

If President Obama has created ISIL or Daesk, the name they hate, then our esteemed president must take credit for having all these cock roaches gather in Syria to be turned into a fine red mist sprinkled by the rare, carried third molar or two by Vladimir Putin's war machine. Obama may have some trepidations about killing his religion of peace brothers, but Putin has demonstrated his delightful seriousness to get this thing over with.

The middle east is over peopled. Some analyst believe there are at least 3 million too many young men inhabiting Syria alone, who can no longer be supported in an arid climate. These men must find some "elbow room" as Hitler spoke of his bordering countries, in which to live and raise a family. And Europe's decision to go all gay and not reproduce any children in numbers sufficient to perpetuate the clans created the perfect place for these hearty brown invaders. They are desperate. Life in Europe, the socialist dreamland, will be great for Muhammad, where he will be clothed, fed, and procreate scores of children with his 4 European wives. He can put down his AK and store away the suicide belts and sit back and wait for the population bomb to conquer Europe in 60 years, without firing a shot, if you do not count his multiple ejaculations into a willing uterus. Truly the shots that will be heard around the world. Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot.

That last line is particularly disgusting even by my loose standards, and I apologize to those out there whom may be offended. Pause for nausea, then read on if I can continue.

And President Obama admonishes the GOP candidates who are competing to take his place by throwing out the old "whose afraid of the 3 yr old Syrian orphan ploy?" and Teddy Cruz has taken the bait and challenges his excellency to a National Debate on the presidents Syrian Refugee policy. Now we will find out who is afraid of a first term junior senator from Texas.

I have lost the muse, and may have lost it before this nonsense began a few lines above.

Trump has resonated with everyday Americans. His patriotism and true love of country is refreshing after the current bunch of minimally patriotic NEW WORLD ORDER ASS-MONKEYS has had its way with us for 7 years.

I am done. I am going to fly one of my airplanes and see if I still remember how to land safely.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"All politicians are whores, except for Hillary Clinton, no one is buying that." Mother Maybolt, from a dream.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

A Day In The Life: Disjointed Neuronal Firings From The Brain Of The Deranged Jackson Delano Maybolt

The Half-White All-Black hearted Christian Slaughterer of Oregon whose pictures were lightened by CNN to tweak the news has spent another day roasting in hell. His skin blackened so by the fires of hell that even the best airbrushing artists at CNN would fail to lighten its tone. Word comes from down below that even Hitler and Pol Pot have shunned him. Margaret Sanger is said to have offered him a glass of ice water, but fell to a lower level of Hell with the 50 millionth abortion in America and was unable to follow through on her kind offer. This fool may be dead, but how do you think we feel? Now we have to listen to our President, another half white, half wit, pointy headed liberal, who hates America and the Americans who built this country from a third world frontier into a Superpower using the best and brightest among us, belittle our founders and the principles on which our freedoms are based.

The ten commandments would have stopped that fool in Oregon if he had truly believed them. Obama does not believe them. He is a killing machine. He pulled the trigger on Bin Laden, and countless other Middle East community organizers who do not agree with American hegemony. And the Margaret Sanger black baby butcher market grinds out thousands of tiny black lives each month. Where is the outrage?

I would rather live as a slave, than be ripped from my mother's womb without living any part of a life which was so graciously given to me by God. These people who do evil are betting it all on Christians being absolutely wrong about Heaven and Hell. It is a fool's bet.

And while we are on the subject of fools, Hillary Clinton has more Emails than she thought she had. Another server back-up service has agreed to supply the FBI with all the materials they have. Her hopes of having not to answer to her mendacity in regards to this scandal have been dashed. Her actions as the most unscrupulous SOS and person of high political position will be judged in the public arena where she will either be convicted of crimes against America or elected president of the United States of America. God forbid she could do both. Have we fallen so far? Is it as Al Gore so infamously chortled when asked about the illegal campaign contributions, "there is no controlling legal authority."?

Two Fools in one paragraph, say that ain't fine literature? I dare you.

Trump continues to stump the elites of our darling media. Daily we read of his campaign's collapse. It is over, but the voters still attend his rallies in ever increasing numbers and have not gotten the message being parroted by the intellectuals who read from the teleprompter. The fix is in and Trump has scared the excrement out of the World Order Boys and Girls. I think Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu may not go along with the New World Order Plans. The NWO one size fits all plan of ruling is antithetical to human progress. How much money do these cretans believe they can make off carbon credits?

Well guess what, I own all the oxygen in the universe and you'll have to pay me first to burn your carbon! Carbon + oxygen yields Carbon dioxide. I demand thrice the rate for carbon since without my oxygen all your carbons are useless! Diabolical mad scientist laughter ensues.

How, you may ask, did I manage to buy all the Oxygen up in the universe? The short version is I bought them from Warren Buffet who bought them from Nelson Rockefeller, whose great grandfather bought them from Lavoirseau who discovered oxygen before his untimely guillotining in revolutionary France. This man is reported to have had a friend hold his severed head and count the number of times he could blink after his beheading. The record shows he was able to blink 17 times before he lost full consciousness. Marvelous! A true scientist to the bittersweet end. If I am beheaded by terrorist, I will try to go for the post severed head blinking guinness book of world records hoping for 20 blinks. I am going to train with a ligature around my neck in the closet as soon as I finish up here.

Putin has spilled the beans on Obama and his creation of and arming of ISIS. Seems Russian intelligence has found the fighters are paid to fight by the highest bidder against what ever bidder's interest is. Now that ISIS has US supplied arms and equipment they stick out like the proverbial sore thumb and are easy targets for the Russian bombers. Now that Putin is with Syria and Iran, the rest of the Middle East should drop America and mend fences with this powerful trifecta and remember the Russians are killers and still remember how wars are fought and won. As Rush Limbaugh famously summed it up, "the army is for breaking things and killing people." What America has been unwilling to do is the last part of that equation. "And stealing their stuff and taking their women, only the young and pretty ones.

Which brings us to China. China has sent forces to the vacuum created by Obama's lead from his rear policies in the Middle East. They can buy all the oil they need, but they have millions of marriage age young men who have no place to put their wangs and will be looking for some women. Have Putin and Hu made a deal. Putin gets the oil and Hu gets the uterus? Time will tell.

Meanwhile, many fighting age middle east males have slipped into Europe as refugees and will take their chances hitting that Euroterus. The good thing is homosexuality will keep the native born European males satisfied as the tanning of Europe progresses. The time of the knights templar is fast ending. A society which will not reproduce cannot survive. Europe is doomed in its current state.

Good-bye and good riddance to the Anglo's who civilized the savages, trained the apes, split the atom, harnessed oil and electricity, fed the world, freed the slaves, invented the internet, fiat money, the taxation of carbon, as will as global warming.

One things for sure, the Anglo's have not been meek in the past 400 years and the bible states the meek shall inherit the earth. The Anglo's will shoot for Mars. Hey Mars has water enough to sustain a population of 3 if those three will recycle and be very, very careful stewards of the Martian environment.

I have tired of this exercise. And so it ends.

Jackson Delano Maybolt President Urban Poverty Law Center