Prince William has chosen well with Kate Middleton, who is a strikingly beautiful knock off of a young Elizabeth Taylor. I was forced to watch the wedding since my bladder woke me and I turned on the tele and there was Barbara Walters and ABC. I recognized Elton John and the Sultan of Brunei, and was fascinated by the numerous hideous hats which adorned the British females, many of whom are starting to look strikingly similar to Sean Connery as they age. Pity.
I am a little miffed at our mother country for not inviting our heads of state, King Barack I and Queen Michelle of Chicago, but I understand, Elton John or King Obama? Elton gets my vote. The Obama's just wouldn't do, since they sent back the bust of Sir Winston Chruchhill before the inauguration week was out. Best way to get off the list is to snub England. They are not stupid and will never forget. They have strong sense of loyalty and I am sure our relationship can be patched up as soon as the new president is sworn in on Jan. 21, 2013. If not then then in 2017.
God Save The Queen, and God Bless the new Duke and Duchess of Whatever!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"Royalty, I like that idea." Mother Maybolt, 1921-2008
Friday, April 29, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Southern Storms Cannot Silence
Power out, big storm, trees down, river up, on generator, last gallon of gasoline, only three more hrs of generating left, must hurry.
We are going Katrina. Send help, can't hold on much longer. It is getting dark and cold. I am having a flight of fancy. Nephews asking what to do, no computer, read a book, idiots! Sister's hair is getting unctuous, must boil water for bathing, remember not to throw baby out with bath water, More storms for tonight. Need prayers, food in freezer is doomed. Only peanuts left to eat.
I will have to live off my fat, only can hold out for about 6 months on what I have stored under my belt. Oh the humanity.
Have asked for federal assistance, FEMA official said since did not vote for Obama they could offer no help until the debt ceiling is raised. Applied for food stamps, same story, not union member hence do not qualify for federal assistance. Oh the huge manatee!
Emailed White House and got some great gardening tips from first lady. That won't feed us. Creeks still rising. Only toilet is backing up. Beginning to smell like congress around here. Dogs have nothing to eat, cats constantly meowing, no food. Will set some lines in river for catfish today. Send the children out for berries and bark. Saw a wild turkey, will send a child with a 22 rifle and one shell for a turkey. Anybody know how to pluck one of those?
Power company says we may be off grid for several more hours, I fear we will all perish!
Oh, pray for Jackson D. Maybolt and the urban poverty law center.
Jack Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Troubles, you ain't got no stinking troubles. Get to work." Mother Maybolt
We are going Katrina. Send help, can't hold on much longer. It is getting dark and cold. I am having a flight of fancy. Nephews asking what to do, no computer, read a book, idiots! Sister's hair is getting unctuous, must boil water for bathing, remember not to throw baby out with bath water, More storms for tonight. Need prayers, food in freezer is doomed. Only peanuts left to eat.
I will have to live off my fat, only can hold out for about 6 months on what I have stored under my belt. Oh the humanity.
Have asked for federal assistance, FEMA official said since did not vote for Obama they could offer no help until the debt ceiling is raised. Applied for food stamps, same story, not union member hence do not qualify for federal assistance. Oh the huge manatee!
Emailed White House and got some great gardening tips from first lady. That won't feed us. Creeks still rising. Only toilet is backing up. Beginning to smell like congress around here. Dogs have nothing to eat, cats constantly meowing, no food. Will set some lines in river for catfish today. Send the children out for berries and bark. Saw a wild turkey, will send a child with a 22 rifle and one shell for a turkey. Anybody know how to pluck one of those?
Power company says we may be off grid for several more hours, I fear we will all perish!
Oh, pray for Jackson D. Maybolt and the urban poverty law center.
Jack Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Troubles, you ain't got no stinking troubles. Get to work." Mother Maybolt
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center"s Take On Natural Born Obama
As a natural born citizen of the United States of America who was born in Humboldt, Tennessee of parents who were born in Jackson, Tennessee, mother, and father in Troy, Alabama, and since I have a birth certificate that states this and was delivered by Alan Truax, MD at 0430 am at St Mary's hospital, and I am over 35 years old, I am qualified to be president of the United States.
President Barak Hussein Obama, if that is his real name, could have been born in Washington DC and squirted out from between the legs of Abraham Lincoln at his magnificent memorial, and because his father, Barak Hussein Obama, Sr, is a Kenyan subject, he can never be eligible to be president of the United States under the condition that both parents must be citizens of the US to be considered a natural born citizen.
Who cares where this incredibly gifted reader of the teleprompter with the soothing baritone vocal box was born, be he the thin man from Hawaii or the slim man from Kenya or the thin man from Kalamazoo, he does not qualify----period!
The way I see it as soon as he signs legislation changing the United States Tax Code, I and every citizen of these great states can legally stop paying toll to the troll as the thin man from Hawaii, whose father was an African, on this we can ALL agree, is unqualified to make laws and we can all sit back and wait for all 150 million tax cases to work their way through our court systems. Meanwhile the Federal Reserve Bank will just have to print the money necessary to keep the wheels of Big Brother churning while Proud Mary keeps on Burning.
OUR LAWYERS AT THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER STATE UNEQUIVOCALLY THAT BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS NOT A NATURAL BORN US CITIZEN BY NATURE OF HIS BIRTH FATHER, WHO WAS AN AFRICAN NATIONAL. OUR LAWYERS FURTHER AGREE THAT THE BUSH TAX CUTS WILL BY NECESSITY REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR AS LONG AS OBAMA IS PRESIDENT AND FOR THIS REASON BELIEVE THAT IT IS IN OUR BEST INTEREST FOR HIM TO BE ELECTED TO A SECOND TERM.
WARNING: THESE OPINIONS ARE THOSE OF A STABLE OF HIGHLY TRAINED CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYERS WHO NEVER ATTENDED LAW SCHOOL NOR STUDIED THE CONSTITUTION, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN ADMITTED TO ANY STATE BAR TO PRACTICE LAW, BUT DON'T LET THAT CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THEIR BRILLIANCE IN THE POLITICAL THEATER AS THEY ARE ALL LAWYERS AS MUCH AS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT IS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!
IF YOU HAVE BEEN INJURED OR HAVE TAKEN ASPIRIN, ACETAMINOPHEN, A BC POWDER, EVER EATEN A MOON PIE WITHOUT AN R-O-C COLA OR BEEN CUT OFF AT THE CHECK OUT COUNTER AT WAL-MART CALL US, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOUR DOG HAS EVER PISSED ON YOUR NEW CARPETS OR YOUR COW DIES FROM OLD AGE OR IF YOUR TOILET PAPER SEEMS TO IRRITATE YOUR BUMHO, CALL US AS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. WE ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER. IF YOU ARE OVER 50 AND CAN'T SEEM TO DO AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU WERE 20 CALL US AS YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOU ARE OVER 50 AND RODE A BICYCLE WITHOUT A HELMET AS A YOUNGSTER AND RODE INTO THE CLOUDS OF SMOKE BILLOWING OUT BEHIND THE TRUCK SPRAYING DDT IN YOUR SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN CALL US AS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOUR ARE OVER 50 AND EVER THE RECIPIENT OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM AND YOU WERE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WHEN YOU CRIED AFTER THE FOOTBALL COACH PADDLED YOU WITH HIS LARGE WOODEN PADDLE AND YOUR GIRL LEFT YOU FOR A TOUGHER GUY BECAUSE OF IT AND YOUR ONLY PAIR OF PANTS IN JUNIOR HIGH WERE PINK CORDAROY, CALL US YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOU HAVE READ ANY OF THE WRITINGS OF JACKSON D. MAYBOLT, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION BUT DON'T CALL US, WE WARNED YOU. IDIOTS! PHONE? WE DON'T HAVE NO STINKING PHONE!
JACKSON DELANO MAYBOLT , NBC, PRESIDENT UPLC
"Life is too short not to do what is right." Mother Maybolt, 1927-2008
President Barak Hussein Obama, if that is his real name, could have been born in Washington DC and squirted out from between the legs of Abraham Lincoln at his magnificent memorial, and because his father, Barak Hussein Obama, Sr, is a Kenyan subject, he can never be eligible to be president of the United States under the condition that both parents must be citizens of the US to be considered a natural born citizen.
Who cares where this incredibly gifted reader of the teleprompter with the soothing baritone vocal box was born, be he the thin man from Hawaii or the slim man from Kenya or the thin man from Kalamazoo, he does not qualify----period!
The way I see it as soon as he signs legislation changing the United States Tax Code, I and every citizen of these great states can legally stop paying toll to the troll as the thin man from Hawaii, whose father was an African, on this we can ALL agree, is unqualified to make laws and we can all sit back and wait for all 150 million tax cases to work their way through our court systems. Meanwhile the Federal Reserve Bank will just have to print the money necessary to keep the wheels of Big Brother churning while Proud Mary keeps on Burning.
OUR LAWYERS AT THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER STATE UNEQUIVOCALLY THAT BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS NOT A NATURAL BORN US CITIZEN BY NATURE OF HIS BIRTH FATHER, WHO WAS AN AFRICAN NATIONAL. OUR LAWYERS FURTHER AGREE THAT THE BUSH TAX CUTS WILL BY NECESSITY REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR AS LONG AS OBAMA IS PRESIDENT AND FOR THIS REASON BELIEVE THAT IT IS IN OUR BEST INTEREST FOR HIM TO BE ELECTED TO A SECOND TERM.
WARNING: THESE OPINIONS ARE THOSE OF A STABLE OF HIGHLY TRAINED CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYERS WHO NEVER ATTENDED LAW SCHOOL NOR STUDIED THE CONSTITUTION, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN ADMITTED TO ANY STATE BAR TO PRACTICE LAW, BUT DON'T LET THAT CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THEIR BRILLIANCE IN THE POLITICAL THEATER AS THEY ARE ALL LAWYERS AS MUCH AS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT IS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!
IF YOU HAVE BEEN INJURED OR HAVE TAKEN ASPIRIN, ACETAMINOPHEN, A BC POWDER, EVER EATEN A MOON PIE WITHOUT AN R-O-C COLA OR BEEN CUT OFF AT THE CHECK OUT COUNTER AT WAL-MART CALL US, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOUR DOG HAS EVER PISSED ON YOUR NEW CARPETS OR YOUR COW DIES FROM OLD AGE OR IF YOUR TOILET PAPER SEEMS TO IRRITATE YOUR BUMHO, CALL US AS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. WE ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER. IF YOU ARE OVER 50 AND CAN'T SEEM TO DO AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU WERE 20 CALL US AS YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOU ARE OVER 50 AND RODE A BICYCLE WITHOUT A HELMET AS A YOUNGSTER AND RODE INTO THE CLOUDS OF SMOKE BILLOWING OUT BEHIND THE TRUCK SPRAYING DDT IN YOUR SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN CALL US AS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOUR ARE OVER 50 AND EVER THE RECIPIENT OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM AND YOU WERE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WHEN YOU CRIED AFTER THE FOOTBALL COACH PADDLED YOU WITH HIS LARGE WOODEN PADDLE AND YOUR GIRL LEFT YOU FOR A TOUGHER GUY BECAUSE OF IT AND YOUR ONLY PAIR OF PANTS IN JUNIOR HIGH WERE PINK CORDAROY, CALL US YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. IF YOU HAVE READ ANY OF THE WRITINGS OF JACKSON D. MAYBOLT, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION BUT DON'T CALL US, WE WARNED YOU. IDIOTS! PHONE? WE DON'T HAVE NO STINKING PHONE!
JACKSON DELANO MAYBOLT , NBC, PRESIDENT UPLC
"Life is too short not to do what is right." Mother Maybolt, 1927-2008
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Take On Donald Trump
Donald Trump, the New York business tycoon, is an outspoken character who has found his political voice after years of silence. Maybe he was like me, a political agnostic, who was content to go along with what the majority of Americans decided over the past 200 years using their collective good judgements. Flash forward to the post Reagan years.
Bush 41 was not interested in political life witness his constant watch checking in his debate with the Governor of Arkansas whom one independent candidate, also in the debate, would not have hired to run a mid-sized Wal-Mart store let alone turn him loose on the country. Then came Bush 43, who was a big spender and lead us off the financial cliff with his unpaid for wars and tax cuts for the wealthiest among us.
After Bush 43, the country went bananas for a smooth talking, correction, smooth reading, baritone vocalizing, thin man from Hawaii. From what I can see he has great handlers, but is not too sharp on his feet. He needs to answer questions off the cuff with more pizazz and less stammer and stutter. He also seems to be rudderless and sails back and forth across the political spectrum with the tides and trade winds. His only saving grace is his election kept us from having to watch Hillary Clinton grow old over the next few years. Even Chris Mathews and Larry Kudlow are thankful as hell for that.
Michael Moore has not weighed in on this yet, he wants to lose a few pounds gaming in Monte Carlo before he goes public on the Hillary aging thing.
Here is the meat of this coconut. The majority of Americans can no longer be trusted to do the right thing with the vote. They have learned they can vote treasure from one class of citizens to themselves. The republic will end unless the rule of law prohibits such takings in the future. If the courts do not stand up for the haves, who are hard working Americans in the right place at the right time, who were willing to forgo the pleasures of leisure and dope and instead opted for hard work, study, and risk taking, then The American Dream is dead.
The Tea Party movement is the culmination of the haves who have had enough of this nonsense. They will throw both political parties under the bus and drive this great American Dream maker into the 21 century with a new crew. Washington and the ruling punditry is misunderestimating the American haves. Tea Partiers believe in opportunity for success garnered through hard work, some luck and American innovation in an environment that protects private property rights.
Now a vocal segment of society, cheered on by a president who considers a tough day of work that par 5 at Andrews Air Force Base, denigrates this minority class who produce and work and earn money. They believe these "rich people" are not paying their fair share of the bloated cost of government. I, Jackson Delano Maybolt, second cousin of our most beloved 4 term president twice removed by marriage, cry foul! Who is looking out for the civil rights of this most vilified minority, the wealthiest 1%?
Is discrimination based upon wealth any less heinous than on race, religion, or sexual preference? Joe Biden, you can answer this soft ball question, can't you?
The wealthy are paying as much as they can afford. Have any of these government officials bought anything with money they had to earn the old fashion way since 1963?
Hey, Joe Biden, milk is over $4 a gallon as are gasoline and diesel. Are you stupid?
That question does not need to be answered.
Donald Trump, if that is his real name, is about to loose everything as the value of the dollar fades like Brett Farve in his 40's. The Federal Reserve's policy of monetizing the debt is the beginning of the end.
I paid the federal government $5,567 on my modest income this year. Can I ask Uncle Ben Bernanke to print that money and give it to the US Treasury in my name so I can keep my money to pay my secretary a living wage? No, why not? Whose money is it?
George W. Bush justified his invasion of Iraq with his famous quip: "That oil belongs to the Iraqi people." By that same token, the money Uncle Ben is printing belongs to the American people and for every dollar he prints, each dollar "We the People" have is diminished in value. It is grand theft and nobody is doing anything about it.
Maybe Donald Trump is trying to stop the wholesale theft of our country and its treasure. I am not hopeful, so for now I will continue to do what needs to be done in these times of inflation. If I have a dollar, I will quickly spend it before it is worthless! I suggest any of you who want to ride out this inflation do the same.
"Goldensilver fills your eyes, smiles await you when you rise, Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby." ----mostly the Beatles.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Money is like pain, hard to appreciate until it is yours. And it really, really hurts to send it to congress." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
"Asking Congress to watch your money is like asking your dog to watch your food." Mark Twain
Bush 41 was not interested in political life witness his constant watch checking in his debate with the Governor of Arkansas whom one independent candidate, also in the debate, would not have hired to run a mid-sized Wal-Mart store let alone turn him loose on the country. Then came Bush 43, who was a big spender and lead us off the financial cliff with his unpaid for wars and tax cuts for the wealthiest among us.
After Bush 43, the country went bananas for a smooth talking, correction, smooth reading, baritone vocalizing, thin man from Hawaii. From what I can see he has great handlers, but is not too sharp on his feet. He needs to answer questions off the cuff with more pizazz and less stammer and stutter. He also seems to be rudderless and sails back and forth across the political spectrum with the tides and trade winds. His only saving grace is his election kept us from having to watch Hillary Clinton grow old over the next few years. Even Chris Mathews and Larry Kudlow are thankful as hell for that.
Michael Moore has not weighed in on this yet, he wants to lose a few pounds gaming in Monte Carlo before he goes public on the Hillary aging thing.
Here is the meat of this coconut. The majority of Americans can no longer be trusted to do the right thing with the vote. They have learned they can vote treasure from one class of citizens to themselves. The republic will end unless the rule of law prohibits such takings in the future. If the courts do not stand up for the haves, who are hard working Americans in the right place at the right time, who were willing to forgo the pleasures of leisure and dope and instead opted for hard work, study, and risk taking, then The American Dream is dead.
The Tea Party movement is the culmination of the haves who have had enough of this nonsense. They will throw both political parties under the bus and drive this great American Dream maker into the 21 century with a new crew. Washington and the ruling punditry is misunderestimating the American haves. Tea Partiers believe in opportunity for success garnered through hard work, some luck and American innovation in an environment that protects private property rights.
Now a vocal segment of society, cheered on by a president who considers a tough day of work that par 5 at Andrews Air Force Base, denigrates this minority class who produce and work and earn money. They believe these "rich people" are not paying their fair share of the bloated cost of government. I, Jackson Delano Maybolt, second cousin of our most beloved 4 term president twice removed by marriage, cry foul! Who is looking out for the civil rights of this most vilified minority, the wealthiest 1%?
Is discrimination based upon wealth any less heinous than on race, religion, or sexual preference? Joe Biden, you can answer this soft ball question, can't you?
The wealthy are paying as much as they can afford. Have any of these government officials bought anything with money they had to earn the old fashion way since 1963?
Hey, Joe Biden, milk is over $4 a gallon as are gasoline and diesel. Are you stupid?
That question does not need to be answered.
Donald Trump, if that is his real name, is about to loose everything as the value of the dollar fades like Brett Farve in his 40's. The Federal Reserve's policy of monetizing the debt is the beginning of the end.
I paid the federal government $5,567 on my modest income this year. Can I ask Uncle Ben Bernanke to print that money and give it to the US Treasury in my name so I can keep my money to pay my secretary a living wage? No, why not? Whose money is it?
George W. Bush justified his invasion of Iraq with his famous quip: "That oil belongs to the Iraqi people." By that same token, the money Uncle Ben is printing belongs to the American people and for every dollar he prints, each dollar "We the People" have is diminished in value. It is grand theft and nobody is doing anything about it.
Maybe Donald Trump is trying to stop the wholesale theft of our country and its treasure. I am not hopeful, so for now I will continue to do what needs to be done in these times of inflation. If I have a dollar, I will quickly spend it before it is worthless! I suggest any of you who want to ride out this inflation do the same.
"Goldensilver fills your eyes, smiles await you when you rise, Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby." ----mostly the Beatles.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"Money is like pain, hard to appreciate until it is yours. And it really, really hurts to send it to congress." Mother Maybolt, 1923-2008
"Asking Congress to watch your money is like asking your dog to watch your food." Mark Twain
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Policy on Slavery
SLAVE: somebody who is forced to work for somebody else and for no pay, considered that person's property.
Doctor X has a thriving medical practice and this week he is writing a check for one third of his year's income, his labor, and sending it to his masters in Washington.
Mechanic Y and his wife Sylvia, who runs mail on a rural route to help make ends meet, are sending in 15% of their earnings for the year to their masters in Washington.
George Soros and the billionaires at Google are sending in less than 1% of their incomes to their puppets in Washington.
Three illustrations of what happened all across America this week. Who is free and who is the slave?
Urban Poverty Law Center will work tirelessly until all Americans enjoy the kind of relationship with its government that is now only reserved for the super rich and powerful corporations.
The bloated federal bureaucracy is consuming its people at an alarming rate. It is out of control. When the people protested the tax taking in the 1990's, the politicians lowered taxes and increased borrowing to meet their greed needs.
The people did not notice this accounting trick. Keep my taxes low and leave me alone was good enough for most people in the 90's.
Now Washington has a problem. The world bankers have a problem. The people that are near the land will not have a problem. The industrious will plant and grow food and harvest and there will be a renewed interest in family, local community and Thanksgiving. When money is no longer accepted as legal tender for trade, somebody will be left holding a lot of worthless paper! That did not work out too well for the South after the Civil War, but my people managed to get by after losing everything, and though they did not relish those times they did make it.
It is time to place all ones emphasis on what is needed in life. Food, clothing, and shelter, really only food and shelter as clothing is the first layer of shelter.
I am not sure if the collapse is coming or if the great bankers in concert with our best and brightest politicos can avert it, but I am ready should they fail.
Food, Check, shelter, check. Get out in those gardens this spring and grow more food than you will need. You will be able to trade some excess for some of the fluff we have filled our pitiful lives with. Time to get a good bicycle just in case the oil companies float up. I have lived most of my life in the comfort of central air and heat, and the supermarket, and perchance one has not lived life fully until the struggle for survival on a daily basis is met and conquered.
The future is near. Are you prepared? That which does not kill us only makes us stronger. The survival of the fittest is about to be tested as soon as the lights go out and the trucks stop running.
Or perhaps I am just pulling your leg as they say?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
"Yesterday and tomorrow are for poets and dreamers. Today is for doers. Tomorrow is never nearer than it is right now. Now shut your hole and eat your greens."
Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
Doctor X has a thriving medical practice and this week he is writing a check for one third of his year's income, his labor, and sending it to his masters in Washington.
Mechanic Y and his wife Sylvia, who runs mail on a rural route to help make ends meet, are sending in 15% of their earnings for the year to their masters in Washington.
George Soros and the billionaires at Google are sending in less than 1% of their incomes to their puppets in Washington.
Three illustrations of what happened all across America this week. Who is free and who is the slave?
Urban Poverty Law Center will work tirelessly until all Americans enjoy the kind of relationship with its government that is now only reserved for the super rich and powerful corporations.
The bloated federal bureaucracy is consuming its people at an alarming rate. It is out of control. When the people protested the tax taking in the 1990's, the politicians lowered taxes and increased borrowing to meet their greed needs.
The people did not notice this accounting trick. Keep my taxes low and leave me alone was good enough for most people in the 90's.
Now Washington has a problem. The world bankers have a problem. The people that are near the land will not have a problem. The industrious will plant and grow food and harvest and there will be a renewed interest in family, local community and Thanksgiving. When money is no longer accepted as legal tender for trade, somebody will be left holding a lot of worthless paper! That did not work out too well for the South after the Civil War, but my people managed to get by after losing everything, and though they did not relish those times they did make it.
It is time to place all ones emphasis on what is needed in life. Food, clothing, and shelter, really only food and shelter as clothing is the first layer of shelter.
I am not sure if the collapse is coming or if the great bankers in concert with our best and brightest politicos can avert it, but I am ready should they fail.
Food, Check, shelter, check. Get out in those gardens this spring and grow more food than you will need. You will be able to trade some excess for some of the fluff we have filled our pitiful lives with. Time to get a good bicycle just in case the oil companies float up. I have lived most of my life in the comfort of central air and heat, and the supermarket, and perchance one has not lived life fully until the struggle for survival on a daily basis is met and conquered.
The future is near. Are you prepared? That which does not kill us only makes us stronger. The survival of the fittest is about to be tested as soon as the lights go out and the trucks stop running.
Or perhaps I am just pulling your leg as they say?
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President
Urban Poverty Law Center
"Yesterday and tomorrow are for poets and dreamers. Today is for doers. Tomorrow is never nearer than it is right now. Now shut your hole and eat your greens."
Mother Maybolt, 1929-2008
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Gives All To Big Government
I was deeply, deeply moved by President Barak Hussein Obama's, if that is his real name, most recent speech which he read beautifully hot off the L E D screened and earth friendly teleprompter to a national audience yesterday. Before his speech I was selfishly hoarding my family's heirlooms, mother's merkins, father's Bourbon glasses with the Kentucky scenes painted on them along with my marvel comic book collection and a couple of war souvenirs brought back from Germany by my great uncle Ebner T. Maybolt.
Ebner Maybolt was my grandfather's youngest brother and was a World War II veteran where he was deployed as a support Sargent for Patton's tank company. He brought back some neat flags and daggers and a Luger. He said he captured the luger off an officer in the SS Panzer division. Said if the Germans caught you with a luger you were killed and he kept it at great personal risk. Has a holster that came with it.
Ebner was shot up in the war and never married and lived out his life on the farm on which he and grandfather were born. He liked fooling with goats and chickens and always had a cow for milk and lived to be 88 yrs old, dying three years ago.
I was Ebner Maybolt's favorite nephew, he felt sorry for me with my injury, we were the same he and I, him injured grievously by a Nazi grenade, and me by a John Deere Manure spreader. Anyway, he gave me his prized possessions and I have decided to give everything to the treasury department.
I called the hot line for the treasury department and the nice lady said they did not take items, only money, unless of course you have a tax situation, and in that case, they would take everything and sell it for pennies on the dollar to their friends and they only did this to teach the citizens a lesson, a valuable lesson which is not to mess with the revenue service and the government. I said they should make some exclusions for people like me that want to donate items for a good cause, namely to pay off the debt.
I further explained uncle Ebner's Nazi stuff was probably worth a few hundred dollars
and would take a big bite out of the deficit. I heard her laugh, and then I reminded her that as Gandhi says, that "each journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step." She regained her composure and said she would look into my request and get back to me. I do not expect she will get back as she did not even ask me my phone number. Sometimes I wonder who these people are that work for the government.
I started to explain to her the contribution of my stuff, even though it represents only about 1/100,000 of my holdings if you count the 100 acre farm and my butterfly collection, and my Social Security Disability payment, and my coin collection passed to me by my grandfather Kelley which has some older gold coins, it is equal or surpasses the cuts that Milquetoast Congressman Boehner extracted from Barak Hussein Obama (if that is his real name) in that 38 billion dollar joke. Hey Mrs Treasury Dept Rep, who is the joke really on here?
This year the government is spending like all those millions and millions of aborted babies were productive taxpayers, but guess what, they are dead and the democrat's haven't figured how to let the dead both vote and pay taxes year in and year out!
Sure the dead can vote, but try to collect more than one tax off them. It is impossible to get the dead to cooperate if you ask them do anything more complex than playing quiet mouse, still mouse, and after a few hours we by ritual let them continue what it is they do underground as they begin to smell badly through no fault of their own making. The dead vote overwhelmingly for the democrat since I believe they like to vote for somebody who stinks as much as they do.
And now we learn that only 45.4% of Americans work. Government expenditures are at rates that assume 63.5% of their mules are pulling the cart, which is closer to the percentage riding in the cart. The US Civil War set up the power and tyranny of the current government. They were not satisfied with only a very few slaves, we are all slaves now with no hope of freedom or reparations for as long as the government is open for business. Sure they mean well, but it has become unsightly like a disposable diaper in a parking lot full of rental cars locked with the windows rolled up and the baby in the car seat left unattended on a warm summer's day. Well, one of the babies has a clean diaper, and at least, that is some small consolation, but the thoughtful citizen will still be concerned.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"A divided government works in the best interest of the people, and an undivided government is united against its people." Mother Maybolt, 1921-2008
Ebner Maybolt was my grandfather's youngest brother and was a World War II veteran where he was deployed as a support Sargent for Patton's tank company. He brought back some neat flags and daggers and a Luger. He said he captured the luger off an officer in the SS Panzer division. Said if the Germans caught you with a luger you were killed and he kept it at great personal risk. Has a holster that came with it.
Ebner was shot up in the war and never married and lived out his life on the farm on which he and grandfather were born. He liked fooling with goats and chickens and always had a cow for milk and lived to be 88 yrs old, dying three years ago.
I was Ebner Maybolt's favorite nephew, he felt sorry for me with my injury, we were the same he and I, him injured grievously by a Nazi grenade, and me by a John Deere Manure spreader. Anyway, he gave me his prized possessions and I have decided to give everything to the treasury department.
I called the hot line for the treasury department and the nice lady said they did not take items, only money, unless of course you have a tax situation, and in that case, they would take everything and sell it for pennies on the dollar to their friends and they only did this to teach the citizens a lesson, a valuable lesson which is not to mess with the revenue service and the government. I said they should make some exclusions for people like me that want to donate items for a good cause, namely to pay off the debt.
I further explained uncle Ebner's Nazi stuff was probably worth a few hundred dollars
and would take a big bite out of the deficit. I heard her laugh, and then I reminded her that as Gandhi says, that "each journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step." She regained her composure and said she would look into my request and get back to me. I do not expect she will get back as she did not even ask me my phone number. Sometimes I wonder who these people are that work for the government.
I started to explain to her the contribution of my stuff, even though it represents only about 1/100,000 of my holdings if you count the 100 acre farm and my butterfly collection, and my Social Security Disability payment, and my coin collection passed to me by my grandfather Kelley which has some older gold coins, it is equal or surpasses the cuts that Milquetoast Congressman Boehner extracted from Barak Hussein Obama (if that is his real name) in that 38 billion dollar joke. Hey Mrs Treasury Dept Rep, who is the joke really on here?
This year the government is spending like all those millions and millions of aborted babies were productive taxpayers, but guess what, they are dead and the democrat's haven't figured how to let the dead both vote and pay taxes year in and year out!
Sure the dead can vote, but try to collect more than one tax off them. It is impossible to get the dead to cooperate if you ask them do anything more complex than playing quiet mouse, still mouse, and after a few hours we by ritual let them continue what it is they do underground as they begin to smell badly through no fault of their own making. The dead vote overwhelmingly for the democrat since I believe they like to vote for somebody who stinks as much as they do.
And now we learn that only 45.4% of Americans work. Government expenditures are at rates that assume 63.5% of their mules are pulling the cart, which is closer to the percentage riding in the cart. The US Civil War set up the power and tyranny of the current government. They were not satisfied with only a very few slaves, we are all slaves now with no hope of freedom or reparations for as long as the government is open for business. Sure they mean well, but it has become unsightly like a disposable diaper in a parking lot full of rental cars locked with the windows rolled up and the baby in the car seat left unattended on a warm summer's day. Well, one of the babies has a clean diaper, and at least, that is some small consolation, but the thoughtful citizen will still be concerned.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
"A divided government works in the best interest of the people, and an undivided government is united against its people." Mother Maybolt, 1921-2008
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Urban Poverty Law Center Comments On Libya
From what I can see as the President of the greatest Urban Poverty Law Center in the world, and a simple man who has to type with only one hand since John Deere deprived me of my other hand long, long, ago, this new policy of concentrating one's enemies then pretending to help them militarily against a common foe, is simply the most brilliant strategy since Nathan Bedford Forrest, and his "once you put the skire in them, keep it going," my accolades to President Barack Hussein Obama, IF that is your REAL name, and to his advisers who have knocked off more Al Quada in Libya acting as allies than in all of Afghanistan as enemies.
Brilliant!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"There is more than one way to skin a cat. At least on this we can all agree, right?" Mother Maybolt, 1920-2008
Brilliant!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
"There is more than one way to skin a cat. At least on this we can all agree, right?" Mother Maybolt, 1920-2008
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