Sunday, December 20, 2015

SH>amu VS Trump And The Meaning Of Life

As another year passes us, if time really has any direction, I have done some reflecting on the meaning of life. Of course I can only write from my own limited perspective since I cannot possibly know what the other 6,499,999,999 humans think, who share this time with me on our blue orb, really just a speck of cosmic dust with a little water in the mix, heated by a nuclear reactor some 93 million miles over yon.

Global Warming, a hoax, has been solved by the Paris Summit Agreement, just before nearly the entire world lost all interest in it. Whew! Now we will no longer have to listen to that nonsense. The next scheduled hoax is asteroid hysteria. We must build a shield for the homeland to guard against space rocks. All life was extinguished from North America 13,000 years ago by an asteroid or a comet? Any expendable income not taken from the people to combat global warming will be used to fight asteroid hysteria. The next best seller in America will be "Living In America On A Dollar A Day!"

Donald Trump is running roughshod over the PC media and anyone who gets in his way, much to the delight to his middle American support which will be shown to include the Tea Party, and the Reagan democrats. He will annihilate Hillary Clinton if she is the democrat nominee and her health and legal problems do not force her into an early retirement.

The republican establishment is apoplectic in its confusion as to what to do about Trump. You see the GOPe had already picked the throw away candidate to run against SH>amu, the former Secretary of State, under the failed Obama presidency, and his name is John Ellis Bush, JEB. SH>amu, wears a pant suit, and surfaces for a campaign event every couple of weeks or attends a democrat debate, and then back down into the deep recesses of her guilded tank where she is treated with hyperbaric oxygen, vitamin supplements and given daily stem cell injections from freshly ground aborted fetuses, taken from Puerto Rican virgins. Only this, a smart pill and a quart of vodka a day is keeping this political H>ag moving.

Trump is correct, SH>amu does not have the stamina or the health to be president of the United States. H>er track record is of corruption and bribery with a splash of poor judgement and telling windy's even when the truth is obvious, and then extolling another windy when confronted about the prior windy. SH>e is not what sH>e thinks sH>e is. H>illary is not qualified to sweep the floors of a Trump administration. And Obama made her the secretary of state? Keep your friends close and your enema's even closer?

And Barack and Moe and the little Moeletts have left for the islands for another vacation in Hawaii. May the farce be with them. Some writer wrongly asserted this would be his last Christmas vacation as president, I hope that is so but I think Trump's inauguration will still be in 2017 on or around Jan, 21? So our girlie president and the girls will get one more tax funded Christmas vacation extravaganza, but they've earned it.

As to the meaning of life, I do not want to spoil it for you few who have been silly enough to read these tomes.

I am your humble scribe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center




Monday, December 7, 2015

It Is Time For Hillary To Release All Her Medical Records So Voters Can Make An Informed Decision On Her Fitness To Become President

For anyone in the medical profession, it seems as Hillary Rodham Clinton is not weathering the years as well as she might. Her first Benghazi hearing before congress seemed to highlight her slipping mental abilities. The googlie eye wear did not help her image that day, and I wonder if she pulled up in a short yellow school bus for the hearings.

It is public knowledge she had a "concussion" after a fall? And then a serious blood clot in the brain. Huma A. has acknowledged in released secret SOS email that Hillary gets confused and must be reminded of her daily meetings. Is this presidential material, really? I think Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been a disaster as president even before her brain injury, and her mental disability should disqualify her from holding the highest executive office in our once great land.

If Mrs. Clinton does not have any significant post traumatic brain syndrome, then my apologies.

But at the least, she should be willing to release her medical records and agree to a real time MRI of the brain on "The View" where her adoring fans could shout encouragement to her as she slides in and out of the magnetic field.

Hillary, take my MRI challenge, or be doubted by the world, forever.

Your move.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Trump: Truth Or Windys? The People Know.

I took the hour necessary to watch Donald J. Trump, political speech in Sarasota, Florida yesterday via YouTube. To say he is a masterful communicator would be missing the mark. He speaks like Hemmingway wrote. Simple, short, sweet. He gets in his punches with suprisingly good humor.

Hillary Clinton does not have the stamina to be president. She does an event, and then disappears for 4 to 5 days, what is she doing? Resting?

Rubio, he hasn't even warmed his senate seat up yet and already he is running for another office? He has the worst voting record in the senate. He is a nice guy and of course I like him, but he is not ready yet.

Bush, Jeb Bush is so low energy. He is not going anywhere. He supports common core.

The people put the republicans in first the house and then the Senate to stop Obama, and when they got to Washington, what did they do? Oh Gladys, look at those columns, wonder how they built those all those years ago, isn't the capitol beautiful! We've really hit the big time. I never want to leave! And then they forgot to do what it was you sent them to Washington to do.

He is going to build that wall, enforce immigration laws, bring jobs back to America, take Iraqi oil fields from ISIS, strengthen our military, get the right generals back in leadership roles:

One of our best generals, I will not mention his name was canned because he used foul language, are you kidding me? Not with President Trump.

He is taken to task by the media for wanting to keep the mosques and its adherants under survelance and the people are with him.

Believe me, I do not have any pals giving me half a million for my campaign and wanting to be the ambassador of Italy. I assure none of that will be going on in the Trump administration.

Finally, Hillary Clinton should not even be allowed to run for office, she belongs in jail for what she's done.

Refreshingly American, Donald J. Trump.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, November 19, 2015

I Bled The News Today, Oh Boy. ISIL OR DAESK, Which Is It?

If President Obama has created ISIL or Daesk, the name they hate, then our esteemed president must take credit for having all these cock roaches gather in Syria to be turned into a fine red mist sprinkled by the rare, carried third molar or two by Vladimir Putin's war machine. Obama may have some trepidations about killing his religion of peace brothers, but Putin has demonstrated his delightful seriousness to get this thing over with.

The middle east is over peopled. Some analyst believe there are at least 3 million too many young men inhabiting Syria alone, who can no longer be supported in an arid climate. These men must find some "elbow room" as Hitler spoke of his bordering countries, in which to live and raise a family. And Europe's decision to go all gay and not reproduce any children in numbers sufficient to perpetuate the clans created the perfect place for these hearty brown invaders. They are desperate. Life in Europe, the socialist dreamland, will be great for Muhammad, where he will be clothed, fed, and procreate scores of children with his 4 European wives. He can put down his AK and store away the suicide belts and sit back and wait for the population bomb to conquer Europe in 60 years, without firing a shot, if you do not count his multiple ejaculations into a willing uterus. Truly the shots that will be heard around the world. Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot.

That last line is particularly disgusting even by my loose standards, and I apologize to those out there whom may be offended. Pause for nausea, then read on if I can continue.

And President Obama admonishes the GOP candidates who are competing to take his place by throwing out the old "whose afraid of the 3 yr old Syrian orphan ploy?" and Teddy Cruz has taken the bait and challenges his excellency to a National Debate on the presidents Syrian Refugee policy. Now we will find out who is afraid of a first term junior senator from Texas.

I have lost the muse, and may have lost it before this nonsense began a few lines above.

Trump has resonated with everyday Americans. His patriotism and true love of country is refreshing after the current bunch of minimally patriotic NEW WORLD ORDER ASS-MONKEYS has had its way with us for 7 years.

I am done. I am going to fly one of my airplanes and see if I still remember how to land safely.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"All politicians are whores, except for Hillary Clinton, no one is buying that." Mother Maybolt, from a dream.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

A Day In The Life: Disjointed Neuronal Firings From The Brain Of The Deranged Jackson Delano Maybolt

The Half-White All-Black hearted Christian Slaughterer of Oregon whose pictures were lightened by CNN to tweak the news has spent another day roasting in hell. His skin blackened so by the fires of hell that even the best airbrushing artists at CNN would fail to lighten its tone. Word comes from down below that even Hitler and Pol Pot have shunned him. Margaret Sanger is said to have offered him a glass of ice water, but fell to a lower level of Hell with the 50 millionth abortion in America and was unable to follow through on her kind offer. This fool may be dead, but how do you think we feel? Now we have to listen to our President, another half white, half wit, pointy headed liberal, who hates America and the Americans who built this country from a third world frontier into a Superpower using the best and brightest among us, belittle our founders and the principles on which our freedoms are based.

The ten commandments would have stopped that fool in Oregon if he had truly believed them. Obama does not believe them. He is a killing machine. He pulled the trigger on Bin Laden, and countless other Middle East community organizers who do not agree with American hegemony. And the Margaret Sanger black baby butcher market grinds out thousands of tiny black lives each month. Where is the outrage?

I would rather live as a slave, than be ripped from my mother's womb without living any part of a life which was so graciously given to me by God. These people who do evil are betting it all on Christians being absolutely wrong about Heaven and Hell. It is a fool's bet.

And while we are on the subject of fools, Hillary Clinton has more Emails than she thought she had. Another server back-up service has agreed to supply the FBI with all the materials they have. Her hopes of having not to answer to her mendacity in regards to this scandal have been dashed. Her actions as the most unscrupulous SOS and person of high political position will be judged in the public arena where she will either be convicted of crimes against America or elected president of the United States of America. God forbid she could do both. Have we fallen so far? Is it as Al Gore so infamously chortled when asked about the illegal campaign contributions, "there is no controlling legal authority."?

Two Fools in one paragraph, say that ain't fine literature? I dare you.

Trump continues to stump the elites of our darling media. Daily we read of his campaign's collapse. It is over, but the voters still attend his rallies in ever increasing numbers and have not gotten the message being parroted by the intellectuals who read from the teleprompter. The fix is in and Trump has scared the excrement out of the World Order Boys and Girls. I think Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu may not go along with the New World Order Plans. The NWO one size fits all plan of ruling is antithetical to human progress. How much money do these cretans believe they can make off carbon credits?

Well guess what, I own all the oxygen in the universe and you'll have to pay me first to burn your carbon! Carbon + oxygen yields Carbon dioxide. I demand thrice the rate for carbon since without my oxygen all your carbons are useless! Diabolical mad scientist laughter ensues.

How, you may ask, did I manage to buy all the Oxygen up in the universe? The short version is I bought them from Warren Buffet who bought them from Nelson Rockefeller, whose great grandfather bought them from Lavoirseau who discovered oxygen before his untimely guillotining in revolutionary France. This man is reported to have had a friend hold his severed head and count the number of times he could blink after his beheading. The record shows he was able to blink 17 times before he lost full consciousness. Marvelous! A true scientist to the bittersweet end. If I am beheaded by terrorist, I will try to go for the post severed head blinking guinness book of world records hoping for 20 blinks. I am going to train with a ligature around my neck in the closet as soon as I finish up here.

Putin has spilled the beans on Obama and his creation of and arming of ISIS. Seems Russian intelligence has found the fighters are paid to fight by the highest bidder against what ever bidder's interest is. Now that ISIS has US supplied arms and equipment they stick out like the proverbial sore thumb and are easy targets for the Russian bombers. Now that Putin is with Syria and Iran, the rest of the Middle East should drop America and mend fences with this powerful trifecta and remember the Russians are killers and still remember how wars are fought and won. As Rush Limbaugh famously summed it up, "the army is for breaking things and killing people." What America has been unwilling to do is the last part of that equation. "And stealing their stuff and taking their women, only the young and pretty ones.

Which brings us to China. China has sent forces to the vacuum created by Obama's lead from his rear policies in the Middle East. They can buy all the oil they need, but they have millions of marriage age young men who have no place to put their wangs and will be looking for some women. Have Putin and Hu made a deal. Putin gets the oil and Hu gets the uterus? Time will tell.

Meanwhile, many fighting age middle east males have slipped into Europe as refugees and will take their chances hitting that Euroterus. The good thing is homosexuality will keep the native born European males satisfied as the tanning of Europe progresses. The time of the knights templar is fast ending. A society which will not reproduce cannot survive. Europe is doomed in its current state.

Good-bye and good riddance to the Anglo's who civilized the savages, trained the apes, split the atom, harnessed oil and electricity, fed the world, freed the slaves, invented the internet, fiat money, the taxation of carbon, as will as global warming.

One things for sure, the Anglo's have not been meek in the past 400 years and the bible states the meek shall inherit the earth. The Anglo's will shoot for Mars. Hey Mars has water enough to sustain a population of 3 if those three will recycle and be very, very careful stewards of the Martian environment.

I have tired of this exercise. And so it ends.

Jackson Delano Maybolt President Urban Poverty Law Center



Friday, September 25, 2015

Is Donald Trump A Charismatic Christian Soldier Drawn To The Presidency By Devine Intervention?

I believe Donald Trump is America's answer to the Satan driven body politic which is destroying our country's moral fabric one law and regulation at a time. School prayer, Ten Commandments, abortion, gay marriage, climate change, and Trump has been tapped by angels to halt the Obama-Satan-Soros cabal which is Hell-bent on destroying Western Civilization. The Republican Elites who form the ruling class of ass monkeys fear this man and do not know whither this man, Donald Trump, garners his almost magical sway over the great unwashed voters in American society. What is his power? Where did he get it? Is it as some experts feel he derives his energy from Ancient Aliens, or is it a simpler answer and is his power derived from his courage to speak out about Illegal Aliens and other politically protected issues pampered by the giant press which lost its soul to corporate America and these world globalist who pay their salaries and set the tone deciding what is and is not to be reported in the news.

The Fox has choked on its bloody tampons. Allowing Rich Lowry to say Carly F. had castrated Donald T on MegGYN Kelly's Trump Bashing Hour on Fox News using the term "Balls" was beyond the pale pad. ABC has the View, I feel MeGYN Kelly's show on Fox should be called, "The Flow". She is an attractive intellectual who bleeds for her puppet master, Satan. Her disdain for Donald Trump is palpable. He is living rent free in her addled estrogen starved mind.

Trump is set to release his Tax plan for Making America Great Again. A Tax on consumption would be fair. Make it and keep it, spend it and send it. The Fair tax would capture the great underground economy allowing the black market to help fund our struggling politico's and its con artist parasites.

I have another proposal for Mr. Trump. If a legal enterprise or individual is forced out of business by a government regulation or law as we are seeing now with Obama's war on coal, all workers, owners, stock holders, bond owners must be compensated for lost value. Coal miners would receive pensions from Uncle Satan equal to wages paid their last year on the job for life. The money would come from the budget of the department whose regulation forced the business out of work. For example the EPA would be responsible for the coal miners and the coal-fired electrical plant shut down and pay its emloyee's and owners. The owners would retain ownership of the property with no restriction in its legal use in the future, but EPA would pay the company its profits yearly adjusted for inflation, of course. The workers are free to continue working without penalty and the pension is tax free and can be passed on to their children in perpituity. If unelected government regulators are going to make calls of eminent domain against free enterprise businesses in America they must be prepared to compensate the casualties their decisions produce.

Mr. Trump, Build Up That Wall!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Musings And Random Thoughts Of Jackson Delano Maybolt, Your Wait Is Over. The Definition Of A Sandie.

I was fortunate enough to grow up in the rural South just after World War II, the child of two very talented people who married before they learned they hated each other. Thankfully alcohol was plentiful back then, and when my mother used to get mad at my brother and sister and I, we were only 18 and 14 months apart, she would scream, "You little bastards are lucky that alcohol was served at the parties we attended or you wouldn't be here!"

I was very young and she would often use the term bastard, in reference to us, and I was unable to conceptualize its meaning, at around 2.5 yrs old I felt sure a "bastard" might be the coffee cup advertised on the Maxwell House can which shows a cup tipped with a lonely drop of coffee spilling out. Hey I thought, it looks like a basket, maybe that is a bastard. I do not want to sully my mother's memory, for we were particularly mischievous children, and earned all her scorn. At bath time if left unattended, which we were, from time to time, my three year old brother and I would stand in the tub and kick our legs back and forth furiously splashing the water out onto the bathroom floor in such quantities it ran down the hall towards the kitchen. Children have a knack for picking up on bad words, ever notice that? Say "son of a bitch" in front of a toddler and see what his favorite new phrase becomes if you do not believe me.

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Our family settled in a small southern town in West Tennessee in 1958 where my mother got a job teaching school and father pursued his dream of writing. He was 30 yrs old with a wife and three kids and in-laws of means, who chipped in to help with the bills while he worked over a type writer in the back room of my grandfather's medical clinic. Middling success came three years later and he struck gold in 1965. During those early days we played with the poor whites, my mother dubbed, "Crappy-Landers" because they lived in small houses built on the edge of town by and for the poor.
We lived across the street from the elementary school playground, and were affluent enough to have a basketball. Each afternoon, a group of crappy-landers would knock on our door and ask if they could use our basketball. My brother and I agreed but only if we could play. They would agree and though they were 10 to 13 yr olds and we were only 5 and 6, they would play their game and every once in a great while pass my brother or me the ball and back away and let us take a wild shot. We formed many friendships during those times and if we were ever threatened by bullies at the local park, many older boys from crappy-land would come to our defense. We lived in a sweet spot in our little town.

One of the advantages of playing with the crappy-landers was the wonderful language you would pick up on the courts. Terms like "shit-ass, asshole, monkey-nuts, queer, peter-eater", were routinely bantered about along with God-Damn, and the f word. When I was 5 I recall asking an older crappy-lander what means f word, and when he told me "you put your peter in a girls hole and move it around until it squirts something into her." How could anybody do such a thing? I wrongly wondered. We grew up around kids who cussed like sailors, and we cussed routinely.

I recall an uncomfortable event when only 10 screaming at Sniffy Dupree, an aptly named fellow for his seasonal allergies condemned him to a constantly running nose which required a long sleeve shirt in the summer to wipe his lip followed by a long sniffing sound to ebb the copious flow of snot from poor little Sniffy, when he missed an easy pop fly while we were playing baseball in a pals back yard. My taunt at Sniffy follows: "God-damn-it, Sniffy catch the fucking ball!" My pals mother was at the back porch watching the game and when she heard my blasphemous taunt, she came out mad as hell.

"All right, boys if you are going to talk like that the game is over. Go home. Go home!" Everybody did not appreciate the language we acquired in our youth. Cussing is an under appreciated art form. Not everybody can do it. But I could. It came quite naturally to me. It still pours out of my throat with little effort and very little concern.

There were many nicknames given kids back then with no regards to political correctness. There was a kid with simian qualities about his face and his moniker was "Monkey". Everybody called him "Monkey" even his mother called him this and there were no hard feelings. He was a year older than me and decided to beat me up after school one day for sport for I was a small child, but my older brother saw it unfolding and he was big and loved to stomp people for the slightest provocation and he came over and bloodied Monkey's nose. I never had another problem with Monkey after that.

I have always been lucky like that.

I have not been active here because I have been busy working the farm and flying airplanes hither and yon. I got my private pilots license in 1988 and flew regularly for about 16 yrs and gave it up for Lent one year and came back to it a couple of years ago. I have become comfortable with flying after a 10 year absence only recently. I have had a plane for 18 months now and have flown a lot in the past few months. I recommend flying highly. It is a beautiful way to travel, but respect for gravity and weather is an absolute. I have survived flying into a snow storm at night in Wyoming without an instrument rating in a small single engine aircraft near a 11,400ft mountain. Never did that again, which is probably why you are reading this today.

I have been thinking about the trouble in the Middle East, with the refugees. Strange most of the pics coming out of Europe show military aged males pouring over the borders. Is it an invasion of Europe? I believe it is. Is the mess stirred up in the ME by our leaders with its seemingly unintended consequence of a massive migration of a conquering army sent to disrupt the European economy which will only serve to strengthen the US Dollar and keep our federal bankers spewing money out like hot ash from Mt Vesuvius? Follow the geopolitical fallout. I think this was the plan all along.
Nothing is happenstance.

Personally if I was a European I would not allow any military aged single man into my country because it is begging for trouble. The trouble with the Middle East is that sooner or later your run out of goats. They have run out of goats and this will be an horrific nightmare for the Europeans.

I have coined a term for these Middle Eastern Military aged males who could be called "Sandies" and their female counterparts "Sandra's". It is not intended to be harsh and it may or may not stick. But I feel it has possibilities. I toyed with "Kneelers" but thought it too politically incorrect.

My last great thought pertains to the Washington Redskins and its name brouhaha which is the latest liberal bastard poster child looking for a solution. Change the name from Washington Redskins to Washington's Fighting Imams.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center