Friday, October 7, 2022

Hunter Biden Is Not 007, But He's Damn Close

Hunter Biden is back making the news as America's First Son. Sure the president's family should be afforded some leeway and special privilege, but has Hunter taken it too far? It seems he is not James Bond, 007, but he is 006.999 with license to do everything except kill. Felony purchasing a firearm, license granted, crack cocaine, no problem, diddling underage girls, not a problem, sleazy no work money from American enemies, China, Russia, and our money laundering favorite country, Ukraine! Jack Pot! As one old cuck cracked on a hot mike in Florida the other day, "No one Fooks with a Biden!" I suggest the clowns stop wasting taxpayer funds and end the sham investigation of Hunter because they are all in on it and the law is only applied to the ignorant masses. I am, Jose RobberBarren Biden Chancre Jr, Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, September 17, 2022

Martha Cannot Be Blamed For The 90%'s Action Against The Undocumented .00001% DeSantis' Border Jumping Peoples

As our beloved former president 44 would say, White folks are racist. *Hell, even my granny would cross the street if she saw me coming up the block without a leafblower!" Martha's Vineyard is 90% white cracker off season, and this falls to a respectful 89.5% if you include the brown's who accompany the 180,000 seasonal Cracker Jacks and Jill who bring their nanny's and chauffers. Life's good for those who frequent Martha's Vineyard, grandfathered in Trust Funds of the Elite Swine and Cheese Party Class keep it that way. Ron DeSantis showed the American 99% what hipocrits the 1% are when it comes to diversity, inclusion, and equity. The 1% are all in as long as it is not in their spheres. The sanctuary isle turned out to be a racist, classist, community who called out the national guard to remove the poor immigrants. Within 48 hrs these dreamers were loaded up and bussed off to places where the 1% would never have to deal with them. I even hear talk of Martha's Vineyard asking if former FBI special agent Peter Strozk would consider coming up off season to sniff out any possible hide outs. HOW DARE YOU! Martha's Vineyard you are hereby renamed Martha's Swineyard. UnAmerican pigs happy to share America's wide communal trough but not their personal trough with our brown immigrants. I think a boycott of Martha's Swineyard is in order. This abomination should create a movement as powerful as "Me Too". I suggest calling it the "Me But Not You Too" movement. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr. Senior Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

What Habbened to Kamala?

How did Vice President Kamala-la-la-la Harris transform from a senate pitbull when trashing Bret Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearings into the nonsense babbling goof we are witnessing today? My theory, either she is not Kamala-La-La-La and has been switched or she had plastic surgery and experienced an anoxic event during the surgery which seems to have widened her nose and at the same time dropped her intellect. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr, Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, July 21, 2022

President JRBiden,Jr Has Cancer? Stood down Corn Pop? Never Spoke To Hunter About His Business Dealings? Come On Man!

Yes, President Biden probably has cancer. It is not unusual for a man nearing his 9th decade of life to have prostate cancer. But the non aggressive forms smolder as men get older and something else takes them to their great reward where I feel certain President Biden will be rewarded with 72 eight year old girls with freshly shampooed hair. A great man deserves a great reward! I am Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Chancre Fellow of The Urban Poverty Law Center since 2017.

Monday, July 11, 2022

What If The Georgia Guide Stones Were Blowed Up And Nobody Kered?

Someone blowed up the Georgia Guide Stones. They blowed up real good! I always felt these monuments had no right to exist in these times of rampant Monument destruction if one person is offended by the message it holds. Its first "Guide" was to top out Earth's population at 800 million which would be a 90% reduction of the human population. Wow, you would have to poison a lot of people to reach that grand goal! I do not think there is any way of achieving that unless there was a plan to vaccinate everyone with a time bomb like substance that slowly kills. Naw, that would never happen. Hitler has been dead for over 80 years and besides our government loves and protects us and we love and protect them. Yep, that would never happen, not in a million years. I have to cut this off, I got my booster last week and I am feeling kind of dizzy. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chanc Thud!

Can Mars Be Settled By Humans? My Advice To Elon Musk

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid. Elton John got that right. If Elon Musk is planning to settle Mars I suggest he consider doing so with the LGTQ no B group. Hetero's would clog things up with pregnancies and children who require a lot of resources for their care and feeding. With the Gay Muskovites Elon could have his settlement on Mars and perhaps the first build should be Main Street for frequent Pride Parades. Parading has been shown to improve feelings of self-worth. Of course a tat parlor and piercing studio would be top priorities along with hair dyes. Musk should recruit 18 to 20 yr old LGTQ's and he could get 30 to 40 years of work before retirement. THAT IS ALL. I AM JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN CHANCRE, JR FELLOW AT THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER SINCE 2017